Best Jayne quotes

POSTED BY: Blackadder7
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BLACKADDER7

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 3:28 AM

I'll start with the top 5 that come to mind:

"All I got was that dumb ass stick that sounds like it's raining. How come you got a wife?"

"I'll be in my bunk."

"She's in Congress?"

"What'd ya'll order a dead guy for?"

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

Others?

CHARLIEBZ

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 3:51 AM

Pain is scary.

STRANGEBIRD

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 4:21 AM

"Pretty Cunning Don'tcha think?"

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"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstein

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 4:49 AM

Pretty spry for a dead guy.

Smellin a lotta if commin off this plan.

One time, six guys came to kill me, the best of them was carrying this...

He was not specific as to how.

Ias aiminng fur ish head (or something like that, after shooting Crow while being tranquilized).

Pain is scary.

(final farewell to Mal) Yeah. Well.

(when Zoe asks if anybody will survive) I might?

Where's that get fun?

Sure would be nice to have some GRENADES about now, don'tcha think?

AZENTROPY

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 2:17 PM

We're going to explode? I don't wanna explode.

GRAYFURY

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 2:28 PM

She'll turn you in before you can say "don't turn me in lady!"

Smellin' alot of if comin' offa this plan.

Magical wish grantin planks.

can I start gettin sexed now?

can I know her?

"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"

BLUEMOONSTUFF

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 2:56 PM

Ten percent of nuthin' is.... lemme do the math. Nuthin', carry the nuthin'......

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KIRKULES

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 3:02 PM

Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver!

Only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage!

If I could make you prettier I would!

SHINYSEVEN2

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 3:26 PM

"There ain't people like that. There's just people like me."

ALLIETHORN7

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 4:20 PM

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here!

Best...
Line...
EVER!

-Danny

and every time I play with passion I start breaking strings,
and my voice cracks when I sing from my heart
guess that's the price I've got to pay to know that I'm alive
this melody is tearing me apart

THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
Gott weise ich will kein Engel sein.
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FREMDFIRMA

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 4:56 PM

"We applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient."

It wasn't the line, it was the delivery... heheh.

He worked SOOOOooo hard on it, and by golly, he was gonna deliver it!
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"And you took that stick!, and... well... ya took it!, and I guess that's somethin..."

-F

FLATTOP

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 7:04 PM

It's a girl. Kinda cute too, only I don't think she's all there.
'Course not all of her has t'be.

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BLACKADDER7

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 7:17 PM

Some more:

"Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

"I could get nekkid..."

"The living legend needs eggs!"

RALLEM

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 7:28 PM

Sure would be nice if we had some grenades, Don't ya think? (My memory isn't all there so I did the best I could)

She is starting to damage my calm…

Don't much see the benefit in getting involved in strangers' troubles without a up-front price negotiated.

FLATTOP

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 8:17 PM

They're whores Jayne.

I'm in.

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PROTOTYPE7

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 8:51 PM

What about...

"It is ma very favorite gun"

"Howsa bout we move away from this eerie ass peice of art work and get on with our increasingly eerie ass day..."

"TO MEEE!"

... (mal)you have to share a bunk?..." With that one"

"Today I was pompas and my sister was crazy"

"I got respect... I'm just sayin... GOLD"

... (mal) you wanna run this ship? "YES" delivered perfectly!

"hurt our feelings..."
"pretentious?"
from the whole conversation with Badger

"We was just about to spring into action captain, a complicated escape and rescue opp"

Pretty much anything Jayne says is funny... it's just his characters way.

RALLEM

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 8:58 PM

"See Vera, if you get dressed up you get taken out to some place fun." (Again I am sorry if this isn't accurate)

MUGGI

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 10:32 PM

"Shoulda coulda woulda" , delivered with perfect gun-guy timing.

"Weeeeell, that'll be an interesting day."

"I once shot a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope, don't that count for nothin?"

ECGORDON

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 11:37 PM

These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

PROTOTYPE7

Thursday, December 27, 2007 12:10 AM

Maybe after all these are in here we should vote for the number one Jayne line ever?!

SAVEWASH

Thursday, December 27, 2007 12:44 AM

"Let's move this conversation in a 'not Jayne's fault' direction."

"You guys had a riot? On account of me? My very own riot?"

"If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak."

"Well, Jayne ain't a girl!"

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

RCAT

Thursday, December 27, 2007 12:55 AM

"It's a girl. Cute, too, but I don't think she's all there. 'Course, not all of her has to be..."
-Jayne

"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid."
-Jayne

"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
-Jayne

"oh hey, free soup"
-Jayne

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, December 27, 2007 5:18 AM

I don't know if any spoken line can really compete with the costume he wore at the beginning of Jaynestown.
Plus, I forgot to look up the line on Miranda, "Sheppard once told me, if you can't do something ______, do something _______." Good line, wish I remembered it exactly.

ALEXTULLY

Thursday, December 27, 2007 5:38 AM

"No, now that she's a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings."
From Serenity

"Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"-Wash

"Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."-Mal

RCAT

Thursday, December 27, 2007 11:35 AM

The way I see it, y'all got the shortest end of the stick in this here 'verse. But you took that stick and, well you took it...and I guess that's something.

EVILDEAD1971

Thursday, December 27, 2007 11:50 AM

"Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."

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"and everything you hoped would last, just always becomes your past" perfect memory - remy zero

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, December 27, 2007 12:34 PM

" My muscular buttocks it's 40 " (to Fanty & Mingo)

" I won't get et, you shoot me if they take me.....well don't shoot me first! "

" Well they don't cut it off or anything?"...."You mean like masterbatin'?"

" So, we gonna play cards, or screw around?"

"Damn if I wanted schoolin', I'd a gone to school."

MICJWELCH

Monday, December 31, 2007 3:17 AM

"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."

"It's time for some thrilling heroics."

"I like smackin' 'em."

"We may experience some slight turbulence, and then... explode."

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Monday, December 31, 2007 8:36 AM

Not as deceiving as a lowdown...dirty...deceiver.

PROTOTYPE7

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 12:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
...Plus, I forgot to look up the line on Miranda, "Sheppard once told me, if you can't do something ______, do something _______." Good line, wish I remembered it exactly.

"If you can't do something smart, do something right"

MAILMANX

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 1:13 AM

I could stand to hear a little more

MAL4PREZ

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 1:25 AM

"Wh-unh?"

[Somewhere between "what?" and "huh?" when Mal asks how much they're payin' him in OoG. Can the delivery be any more perfect?]

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hmm-burble-blah, blah-blah-blah, take a left

FINEHAT

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 2:20 AM

"Don't tell 'em what I did."

"I'll be in by bunk."

"Let's be bad guys."

"The Hero of Canton, the man they call...me."

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I know your name, jackass.

RIVERFLAN

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 2:36 AM

These have all been said, but they're my favs, so:

"Sure wish we had some GERNADES right about now, don't you think?!"

"We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode."

"Pain is scary."

"She's in Congress?"

"What'd ya'll order a dead guy for?"

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THEFANT

Saturday, January 5, 2008 5:33 AM

"You just take care of that moonbrain sister of yours."

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here."

"You can't change that by gettin' all...bendy."
(Wash: All what?)
"You got the light...from the console...keep you...lift you up...shinin' like...little...angels!

PEULSAR5

Saturday, January 5, 2008 10:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MAILMANx:
I could stand to hear a little more

That is my favorite!!

Didnt see this one:

"Grenades cost extra"

PEULSAR5

Sunday, January 6, 2008 2:44 AM

(lifts glass) I propose a toast:

To Jayne! The box dropping, man-ape-
gone-wrong-thing!

CHRISTHECYNIC

Sunday, January 6, 2008 3:02 AM

He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

Quote:
Originally posted by thefant:
"You can't change that by gettin' all...bendy."
(Wash: All what?)
"You got the light...from the console...keep you...lift you up...shinin' like...little...angels!

That's my favorite.

ASARIAN

Sunday, January 6, 2008 5:29 AM

I'll skip all the good one that are already taken. But here's a few extra:

"Hey, I didn't fight in no war. Best of luck, though."

"Fighting at a time like this! You'll use up all the air!"

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

DEEPLYKIDDING

Sunday, January 6, 2008 6:07 AM

How about:

"Smells like crotch"

He's just so... eloquent, isn't he?

Jayne just has some of the best lines ever, but really its half the great writing, half the impeccable delivery by Adam Baldwin.

I almost wish Jayne was a real person...

so I could point and laugh

Although I wouldn't complain if I needed a gun hand or some muscle

I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass...

DARKSYDE

Monday, January 7, 2008 3:18 AM

"This place gives me an uncomfortableness"

"That's what happens when you call the FEDS!"

SHEPARDBOOKEM

Monday, January 7, 2008 7:21 AM

"I could stand to hear a little more"

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Monday, January 7, 2008 8:40 AM

"If you can't do something smart, do something right" Jayne quoting Sheppard Derral Book, BDM.

WILLJ

Monday, January 7, 2008 12:31 PM

From the movie when Zoe asks Jayne how much ammo they have left.

"three full mags, and my swinging cod!"

SHEPARDBOOKEM

Monday, January 7, 2008 4:46 PM

"We're just happy to be doin' good works".

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, January 16, 2008 6:27 AM

From the script, harder to make out in the film as background...he gets so poetical at times:

"Reavers ain't business, double dickless" - to Fanty and Mingo.

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, January 17, 2008 7:10 PM

"Pretty cunning, don't you think?" (about his hat)

JLIN

Thursday, January 17, 2008 7:56 PM

Saw that comin' (after Mal hits Simon)

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FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:36 PM

LOVE that quote.

"The only fluid I see is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage."

INSOMNIAC

Monday, January 21, 2008 6:37 PM

(During the interrogation) "...And I was gonna get myself an ear"

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Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, January 24, 2008 10:59 AM

I don't like the idea of some one hearing what I'm thinking. - OiS.

GORAMMAN

Saturday, January 26, 2008 5:52 PM

Butcher knife!!!!!!!!!!

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Monday, January 28, 2008 6:51 AM

We applied the cortical electrodes and there was no response. - Ariel.

Pretty spry for a dead guy. - The Message.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 11:45 AM

He was bigger when I couldn't see him. - Bushwhacked.