FIREFLY MALE REVIEW!

POSTED BY: Elwoodmom
UPDATED: Friday, July 2, 2004 07:17
VIEWED: 80406
PAGE 4 of 5

FIRST PAGE PREV PAGE 1 2 3 4 5 NEXT PAGE LAST PAGE

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 6, 2004 10:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Announcing MY OPINIONS: (...trumpet blares...)

1) Gunhand shouldget a vote for the marriage proposal.

2) Neroli and Gunhand need to GET A ROOM.

3) Mal needs to have more votes than Jayne. Period.

4) Someone needs to serve me some jell-o shooters right now. (fyi: I tip my bartenders and waitrons very well)

5) Mom needs to get her ass in gear and watch Buffy and Angel! (said in a nice way, of course!)

6) I need to be sent to my room for speaking to Mom in that tone of voice. Because I said so, that's why!

The End. For now.

EVERYONE:

-Gunhand will get another vote, when I tally today's results later this eve. I think it's time he posts his picture, don't you???

-Malicious, I spread the thread to other areas, one of which is a "Mal is a Hottie." If you want to nudge your Mal comrades, they have til this Sunday to vote. I could forward the thread to you, if you like.

-How many jello shooters did you have?? Is that why you're speaking to me like that?? Maybe you do need a time-out...

Mal-licious

MALICIOUS

Thursday, May 6, 2004 11:25 PM

Dang! Caught red-handed! (I guess it must be cherry jell-o...get it? har har)

(acting contrite)

Only 77. But they were small ones.

...going to my room now...

why is the bed spinning?

Mal-licious

CAGEYBEE

Thursday, May 6, 2004 11:37 PM

yeah, mom, mother's day does get a touch expensive, just because i can't skimp on presents for such great moms! but luckily, i have a brother to help me out and also, things are very lucrative at the library.....oh wait, no they aren't. hm, maybe i should take back that flat screen i bought for my actual mom...

when this thread ends, you all must tell where else i can post to chat with y'all, because this is far too much fun to let it end now....i would miss you all too much! except you, gunhand....teach you to turn me down! i kid, i kid.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Friday, May 7, 2004 12:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Announcing MY OPINIONS: (...trumpet blares...)

1) Gunhand shouldget a vote for the marriage proposal.

2) Neroli and Gunhand need to GET A ROOM.

3) Mal needs to have more votes than Jayne. Period.

4) Someone needs to serve me some jell-o shooters right now. (fyi: I tip my bartenders and waitrons very well)

5) Mom needs to get her ass in gear and watch Buffy and Angel! (said in a nice way, of course!)

6) I need to be sent to my room for speaking to Mom in that tone of voice. Because I said so, that's why!

The End. For now.

Mal-licious

1) Yep, agreed. Or at least have it noted, like say, 2 votes and 1 marrage proposal.

2) WHAT??? We're being postively tame here..of course, coming from someone that has...eh...nevermind, trust me, this is mild! LOL

3) Nope, Jayne should win! Mal, of course, should be second.

4) Oh! Shooters for me too!

5) Yep, yep....Mom, watch them so we can start the voting.

6) ~sends Mal into Malicious' room bearing a tray of Jell-o shots~

DELIA

Friday, May 7, 2004 12:56 AM

Elwoodmom,

The first five seasons (maybe six now or soon) of Buffy are out; the first three of Angel. I think you can rent them from NetFlix, or order them -- Amazon has the first four Buffy's for about $120. You should start with Buffy and go in order. It'll make more sense that way

Since I have your blessing, however, I'll wait till you finish this one and then I'll run one or the other. You shouldn't have to do all the tallies yourself. Once that one runs its course, we'll tackle whichever one is left.

Delia

MALICIOUS

Friday, May 7, 2004 1:18 AM

6) ~sends Mal into Malicious' room bearing a tray of Jell-o shots~

Poor, poor Mal! To die of happiness at such a young age! Well, we all have to go sometime. And how often do you get to go whilst doing jell-o shots?!?

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Friday, May 7, 2004 2:14 AM

I come back from a grueling day of shopping and lookee at what I see when I check in.

Downright unsettlin' it is...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ELWOODMOM

Friday, May 7, 2004 4:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
Elwoodmom,

The first five seasons (maybe six now or soon) of Buffy are out; the first three of Angel. I think you can rent them from NetFlix, or order them -- Amazon has the first four Buffy's for about $120. You should start with Buffy and go in order. It'll make more sense that way

Since I have your blessing, however, I'll wait till you finish this one and then I'll run one or the other. You shouldn't have to do all the tallies yourself. Once that one runs its course, we'll tackle whichever one is left.

Delia

Delia, sounds great to me!

ELWOODMOM

Friday, May 7, 2004 4:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
yeah, mom, mother's day does get a touch expensive, just because i can't skimp on presents for such great moms! but luckily, i have a brother to help me out and also, things are very lucrative at the library.....oh wait, no they aren't. hm, maybe i should take back that flat screen i bought for my actual mom...

when this thread ends, you all must tell where else i can post to chat with y'all, because this is far too much fun to let it end now....i would miss you all too much! except you, gunhand....teach you to turn me down! i kid, i kid.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Cageybee, don't you worry. We will be continuing on via other threads! Fun fun fun!

CAGEYBEE

Friday, May 7, 2004 6:37 AM

i don't know about jello shots and mal (could be that having a jello shot contest with a friend is not the way to create favorable memories of the jiggly dessert), but i'd be all for jayne bringing me trays of pretty much whatever the hell he wants to bring me trays of. and when he can't make it, gunhand can fill in as my personal manservant!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

SOBEAUHO

Friday, May 7, 2004 6:56 AM

Hello everyone, so I have been visiting this site for awhile but this is my first time posting...I too have been very busy with finals and unfortunatly mine aren't over yet.

My vote has to go to Mal because he has that brooding aura and also he isn't afraid to kiss 'em on the mouth (unlike Jayne) even after he gets burned by Saffron.

Speaking of Saffron I think that Gunhand has so many problems with his girlfriends because he is attracted to the girls that would sooner stab you in the back than actually be sincere...like Kaylee. So yeah my female vote I guess goes to Kaylee cause she is quite a bit like me and a very genuine person, plus I feel bad for Jewel who had to gain weight for the role.

Also just a mention that I really really like Simon also as he is the intelligent man that has issues talking to anyone, plus he does look great with his shirt off...even Joss mentions that he was glad to give the Sean fans a peak during OiS.

Oh and on that jello-shot thing...save the jello for the wrestling and give me just a straight shot of vodka followed by a keg of beer as a chaser...sorry I really am not an alcoholic, I just happen to be a senior sorority girl that likes to party...which is good since I go to one of the biggest party schools in the nation.

-ciao tutti

GUNHAND

Friday, May 7, 2004 8:18 AM

Well hey there and welcome to posting.

Yeah I feel sorry for me too, but I can take it, I'm tough and all. Besides I like the danger, yeah that's the ticket...

One of the biggest party schools in the country eh? Has to be either Penn State or WVU. No one parties like those places. I know from past hangovers and suchlike. I'm proud of all you studious types, I used to just run to take finals between rounds at the bars. So, ummm, don't be like me, study hard and you'll go far. There, good deed of the day done and it's still in the way AM.

Also chocolate pudding from Sam's Club in the 5 gallon paintcans works much, much better for wrestling than Jello. Less expensive, easier to prepare and more fun to clean up. I know this because...well don't you worry about how I know it but I know it. Ummm, study hard, forget everything else I said. Well except the hey there.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

IDEFIX

Friday, May 7, 2004 8:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
If I'm wrong about Kaylee, let me know!

nah, I've decided - hard as it was - now I'll stick with it.

I'll probably take the offer should we do Buffy/Angel someday. I just know I can't decide on a male from that 'verse. so prepare to switch my vote on that one about a million times
;o)

Idefix

FIREBUFF

Friday, May 7, 2004 12:17 PM

Complete Newbie here .....

As for the poll - got to be Nathan - TV does not do him justice !

CAGEYBEE

Friday, May 7, 2004 12:56 PM

sobeauho, despite the fact that i'm slightly upset that you publicly dissed jayne, hi! i just wanted to tell you to hang in there with those finals. i know its hard to do when you go to a good party school....not that i do, but we did just have our very own riots, so that's got to count for something (jayne would be so proud!)

firebuff, hello to you as well. am i supposed to take your post to imply that you've meet nathan in the flesh? how long did it take you to revive after?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

FIREBUFF

Friday, May 7, 2004 3:23 PM

Hi cageybee

Still recovering ! God what a man !

ELWOODMOM

Friday, May 7, 2004 5:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Firebuff:

Complete Newbie here .....

As for the poll - got to be Nathan - TV does not do him justice !

Thank you for your vote, and welcome! Would you like to vote for favorite lady cast member too?

ELWOODMOM

Friday, May 7, 2004 5:33 PM

A warm welcome, Sobeauho, and thanks for your votes. Hang in there about the finals. You'll make it! I'm glad you're having the time of your life there, and you're experiences now will become memories that get better with time. Uh oh...I feel a lecture coming on...first of all, don't listen to Gunhand. Never use chocolate, it's fattening! Seriously, after college, it can be a short walk to AA'sville, if you know what I mean! Have fun, but be careful!

Mom out!

FIREBUFF

Friday, May 7, 2004 5:47 PM

Definately Summer for the lady poll - she was really nice

SOBEAUHO

Friday, May 7, 2004 7:02 PM

Don't worry about me, I know how to deal with my booze, and yeah I just tend to do naturally well on tests so I too can run to take my finals between rounds. Actually I took my SAT's right after a grueling night at the House of Blues...and still got a score high enough to get into a really good school.
Oh hey Gunhand I do not go to Penn or WVU...it is a much bigger party school than that. However, it is a big ten school and we have been ranked nationally as a party school and in two places have been ranked in playboy on our campus...one as the best place to pick up someone, and the other as the best non-alcohol atmosphere to hook up and pick someone up. Yeah I guess I won't tell you which campus until you try and guess again.
Oh and Cagybee I would never intentionally hurt Adam, I think he plays Jayne exceptionally well. Adam is a great guy he really dives into his roles...I saw radio flyer when I was younger and I can't get over the brutality he brought to the character of the abusive step father. I do love Jayne, he is a great character and very good looking in that great rugged way...I just can't vote for someone that would sell me out if the price was right. Oh yeah and I have to say that Adam went to the same high school I did...just quite a few years before i did.

You could lock the door and keep the power hungry maniac at bay.

CAGEYBEE

Friday, May 7, 2004 9:32 PM

ok, ok sobeauho....so jayne likes money, who doesn't? not really what i was getting at with my vote. mostly, i was thinking about which man i would like to rip my clothes off. sorry i'm not deeper with my decision, but i guess voting who is the hottest guy on firefly is a bit of a superficiality already, so i just went with it. i am quite defensive about my decision though, if you can't tell. *ashamedly sheaths claws* i'm just scared for jayne's standing in the poll.

well, fair posters, i am moving home this weekend, so my faithful sidekick, my computer, is going to be out of comission for a few days. hopefully, i can sneak onto someone's at home to view the exciting results of the review. the anticipation is almost too much, i'm already starting to breath heavy. in the meantime, just remember, if a girl gives you a hat made of a tree, DO NOT drink of her wine.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Friday, May 7, 2004 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
in the meantime, just remember, if a girl gives you a hat made of a tree, DO NOT drink of her wine.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

You are indeed wise. I'll put that on my list and carry it around with me just in case.

Hmmm, bigger party school than Penn State? Things must have really really really changed since I went there. Oh yeah I left, that could account for it.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ELWOODMOM

Friday, May 7, 2004 11:37 PM

Cageybee,

Good luck finding a computer, cause it's a tie between Mal and Jayne!

ELWOODMOM

Friday, May 7, 2004 11:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Firebuff:

Definately Summer for the lady poll - she was really nice

Thanks for your vote. I'm real glad, because now River is ahead of Saffron!

That was a sticking point with me, because Saffron isn't a regular cast memeber. The gentlemen (ahem, Gunhand) only voted for her because of her physical attributes!

GUNHAND

Saturday, May 8, 2004 1:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Firebuff:

Definately Summer for the lady poll - she was really nice

Thanks for your vote. I'm real glad, because now River is ahead of Saffron! That was a sticking point with me, because Saffron isn't a regular cast memeber. The gentlemen (ahem, Gunhand) only voted for her because of her physical attributes!

Nuh uh! I voted for her because she's mean, clever, sneaky, smart and ornery.

Okay yeah and for the curves, but hey, I'm only human.

I do take a bit of umberage at the gentleman comment though, no need to go sayin' disparaging things in regards to my character now. Everyone knows I ain't a gentleman.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 3:12 AM

>>I do take a bit of umberage at the gentleman comment though, no need to go sayin' disparaging things in regards to my character now. Everyone knows I ain't a gentleman.<<

How does "scuzz-bucket" sound?? Kidding!

GUNHAND

Saturday, May 8, 2004 5:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
>>I do take a bit of umberage at the gentleman comment though, no need to go sayin' disparaging things in regards to my character now. Everyone knows I ain't a gentleman.<<

How does "scuzz-bucket" sound?? Kidding!

(Han mode)

Hey who's skuzzy lookin'?

(/Han mode)

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 3:00 PM

>>(Han mode)

Hey who's skuzzy lookin'?

(/Han mode)<<

I'm glad you remember that line, otherwise it would appear I was being plain-old nasty!

DELIA

Saturday, May 8, 2004 6:34 PM

A little bump to keep this thread near the top in its final two voting days. In case any other Simon voters want to weigh in -- losing to Mal and Jayne. Ugh.

DELIA

Saturday, May 8, 2004 6:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
>>(Han mode)

Hey who's skuzzy lookin'?

(/Han mode)<<

I'm glad you remember that line, otherwise it would appear I was being plain-old nasty!

I think I'm about to secure my place in the nerd society here, but wasn't Han scruffy looking? Not skuzzy looking? And also stuck up and half-witted?

WREN

Saturday, May 8, 2004 7:19 PM

Sorry for taking so long, I was never good at making decisions.

No problem deciding between the fella's - Mal, but then Wash is sorta quirky, Jayne is so butch and Book is the under-dog.

As for the ladies, it was always between Zoe and River, then I met Summer and I am now sure that River is my choice, maybe, possibly.......now I have a headache.

Okay, okay I'll chose River and Mal.

MALICIOUS

Saturday, May 8, 2004 7:40 PM

You ROCK Wren!! We "Mal's gals" gotta stick together--luckily, the jell-o helps us do just that.

Mal-licious

NEROLI

Saturday, May 8, 2004 7:45 PM

"Mal's Gals", that is a great name! Almost makes me wish I was a Mal fan.

MALICIOUS

Saturday, May 8, 2004 7:53 PM

Ummm, you COULD change your vote....??

HEY ELWOODMOM!!! NEROLI WANTS TO CHANGE HER VOTE!! Now it's not a tie anylonger.

{{{{ I call "no dirty change-backs." }}}}

Mal-licious

NEROLI

Saturday, May 8, 2004 7:59 PM

NO!!!!!!! Nope, can't take my Gunhand vote away from me.

No saying what that man would do if he got his votes taken by Mal...LOL

And it don't count as a dirty call back...it was a GUNHAND vote, nothing dirty about it, well, Ok, maybe a little dirty.

MALICIOUS

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:04 PM

Judges?

Oooooh, sorry. The judges rule that the "No dirty change-backs" call was made by a previous player, effectively changing your vote to Mal.

Mal-licious

NEROLI

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:08 PM

Well...don't blame me if Gunhand goes all Rambo on ya. Messing with his votes.

Still, there are worse things to have ones vote changed too...like say...Simon...hehehee

~note to Simon fans...I am just teasing ~

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
A little bump to keep this thread near the top in its final two voting days. In case any other Simon voters want to weigh in -- losing to Mal and Jayne. Ugh.

Thanks for your help, Delia. You ARE sweet!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:21 PM

Thank you, Wren, for your vote. Here's some excedrine...

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Judges?

Oooooh, sorry. The judges rule that the "No dirty change-backs" call was made by a previous player, effectively changing your vote to Mal.

Mal-licious

Sorry, Malicious, but Neroli's vote remains with Gunhand. But don't worry, with Wren's vote, it puts Mal in the lead by 1 over Jayne!

SIGMANUNKI

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:27 PM

Kaylee

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

MALICIOUS

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Judges?

Oooooh, sorry. The judges rule that the "No dirty change-backs" call was made by a previous player, effectively changing your vote to Mal.

Mal-licious

Sorry, Malicious, but Neroli's vote remains with Gunhand. But don't worry, with Wren's vote, it puts Mal in the lead by 1 over Jayne!

But the judges!! They ruled!! Oh, well, at least Mal is in the lead! (Whoa, I almost typed "leash" instead of "lead"--Freudian? Or what?)

Mal-licious

NEROLI

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

Sorry, Malicious, but Neroli's vote remains with Gunhand. But don't worry, with Wren's vote, it puts Mal in the lead by 1 over Jayne!

Thanks Mom!

NEROLI

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

But the judges!! They ruled!! Oh, well, at least Mal is in the lead! (Whoa, I almost typed "leash" instead of "lead"--Freudian? Or what?)

Mal-licious

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains exite me...oh

, did I say that out loud??

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Kaylee

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

Thanks for your vote. Want to vote for a fella too?

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:41 PM

Malicious and Neroli, what naughty minds!

NEROLI

Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Malicious and Neroli, what naughty minds!

~points to Mallicious~

She started it!!

SIGMANUNKI

Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Kaylee

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

Thanks for your vote. Want to vote for a fella too?

I know that all the guys on the show have there qualities, but, since I'm a straight guy I wouldn't know what to base my decision on. So, I think I'll leave it to the girls to decide who's the hottest guy.

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:34 PM

Well, is there a male character that you admire? Not from the sexual standpoint. Most people here are voting for both. Such as Gunhand, who is very much a man's man, but has voted for Saffron and Jayne, since he says he resembles the guy. No need to respond if you feel uncomfortable.

P.S. I voted for Zoe, cause I like the way she kicks butt, and I'm a gal!

DBELL46

Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:00 PM

Being male, I'll just cast a vote for the hottest female and that would be Zoe. I've always liked
strong women and her figure speaks for itself.

****************************************************
If history is remarkably clear on one point,
It's that people don't learn from history.
****************************************************

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by dbell46:
Being male, I'll just cast a vote for the hottest female and that would be Zoe. I've always liked
strong women and her figure speaks for itself.

****************************************************
If history is remarkably clear on one point,
It's that people don't learn from history.
****************************************************

You already voted for Saffron, remember? You liked her figure too!

WILDHEAVENFARM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 11:28 PM

Jayne
Kaylee

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 8, 2004 11:46 PM

Thank you!

DELIA

Sunday, May 9, 2004 1:40 AM

As we all migrate to the new thread, a cheer for Elwoodmom , who probably had no idea what she was getting herself (and all of us) into when she started this thread, but has done a great job with this poll. An impressive start on the boards, 'Mom. Now, how do you possibly plan to top it?

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 9, 2004 1:54 AM

Thank you, thank you, thank you Delia! It's been so much fun, I've met so many great people! How to top it? I have no idea, but give me time to think of something! You ready to start your Angel or Buffy thread? Just follow my lead. If you build it, they will come!

GUNHAND

Sunday, May 9, 2004 2:06 AM

Yeah but I've only ever seen the Buffy movie and maaaaybe 1 episode of it, and no Angel at all.

I'll be all left out and stuff...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

SLOWSMURF

Sunday, May 9, 2004 2:18 AM

Mal is the most interesting character I think(and the most real)

Kaylee is the most appealing to me(personality + apperance)

If I only get one vote, Kaylee! If its male/female then Mal/Kaylee.

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 9, 2004 2:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Yeah but I've only ever seen the Buffy movie and maaaaybe 1 episode of it, and no Angel at all.

I'll be all left out and stuff...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

You and me both! I want to watch some of it, so I can give a decent, well thought vote. Until I do, we could throw the votes, think about it!

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 9, 2004 2:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SlowSmurf:
Mal is the most interesting character I think(and the most real)

Kaylee is the most appealing to me(personality + apperance)

If I only get one vote, Kaylee! If its male/female then Mal/Kaylee.

Mal and Kaylee it is! Thanks for voting!

DELIA

Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Yeah but I've only ever seen the Buffy movie and maaaaybe 1 episode of it, and no Angel at all.

I'll be all left out and stuff...

Sounds to me like you're gonna have a lot of DVD viewing to do tomorrow!

NEROLI

Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:27 AM

And I am such a geek that I already know who I'm voting for in the Buffy thread...still working out my Angel votes though..well, the female vote anyway.

Hey Mom, just remember that Adam is Angel now so you can always vote for him...hehehe

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
And I am such a geek that I already know who I'm voting for in the Buffy thread...still working out my Angel votes though..well, the female vote anyway.

Hey Mom, just remember that Adam is Angel now so you can always vote for him...hehehe

Awesome! I hear he's in a suit. Ooooooolala!

TOOMANYMEMORIES

Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:47 AM

Jayne gets my guy vote bacause...well...it's Jayne. There's really nothing else that needs to be said.

My other vote has to be for River. Besides being my favorite character, she also has that fragile, delicate beauty that's just so...haunting.

NEROLI

Sunday, May 9, 2004 5:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

Awesome! I hear he's in a suit. Ooooooolala!

Ooooooooooooooooo yeah!! You really must catch some WDJ while you can.

MISSOURIFIREFLY

Sunday, May 9, 2004 5:19 AM

I vote for:

Kaylee--My absolute favorite person!
Wash--How could I resist a man who plays with dinosaurs?

Thank you, Elwoodmom!!!

THECLAPS

Sunday, May 9, 2004 11:30 AM

Jayne: Dumb but clever (... yeah) and also sincere
Kaylee: So sweet, but not too sweet as to stop me from pouring honey all over her body and licking it off inch by supple inch. Creepy eh? Wahahahahahah

Anyways, overall though, I found Jayne the most compelling. I don't know why. Adam Baldwin, you rock. Too bad you had that crappy stint in the X-files when it was going downhill. They should've just kept Mulder's character, and said he had plastic surgery or something and voila! Adam Baldwin starring in the X-files! But noooooo- yeah anyways, that's my vote.

Ain't. We. Just.

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by toomanymemories:
Jayne gets my guy vote bacause...well...it's Jayne. There's really nothing else that needs to be said.

My other vote has to be for River. Besides being my favorite character, she also has that fragile, delicate beauty that's just so...haunting.

Thanks for your vote!

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MissouriFirefly:
I vote for:

Kaylee--My absolute favorite person!
Wash--How could I resist a man who plays with dinosaurs?

Thank you, Elwoodmom!!!

No, THANK YOU!

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheClaps:
Jayne: Dumb but clever (... yeah) and also sincere
Kaylee: So sweet, but not too sweet as to stop me from pouring honey all over her body and licking it off inch by supple inch. Creepy eh? Wahahahahahah

Anyways, overall though, I found Jayne the most compelling. I don't know why. Adam Baldwin, you rock. Too bad you had that crappy stint in the X-files when it was going downhill. They should've just kept Mulder's character, and said he had plastic surgery or something and voila! Adam Baldwin starring in the X-files! But noooooo- yeah anyways, that's my vote.

Ain't. We. Just.

They should have ditched David for Adam back in season 3!

SIGMANUNKI

Sunday, May 9, 2004 5:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Well, is there a male character that you admire? Not from the sexual standpoint. Most people here are voting for both. Such as Gunhand, who is very much a man's man, but has voted for Saffron and Jayne, since he says he resembles the guy. No need to respond if you feel uncomfortable.

P.S. I voted for Zoe, cause I like the way she kicks butt, and I'm a gal!

Well, when it comes to who do I admire (male) in some sense, I still wouldn't be able to vote. I think they all have the own little quirks that make them special (ie funny, smart, etc). So, I can't really make up my mind.

Kaylee... well... she's just so cuddly and happy and whatnot. You just want to grab her and hug her and stuff (though I definitely *not* do this IRL). It's the same reason that I found Willow so attractive and my wife for that matter.

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

LEMAT

Sunday, May 9, 2004 9:42 PM

Jayne

Saffron

Hey, that would be an interesting couple, doncha think?

Jon

LJOSALF

Sunday, May 9, 2004 11:41 PM

While Jayne makes for a terrific toy, bendable but hard to break; and Wash is really funny but taken; and Mal is loyal if tortured--er, literally on occasion; and Simon is, well, a real catch--whether you're counting on the reward or just want the cute doctor for yourself; and Book has that certain fatherly (or priestly) attraction--I'm going to have to come down in favor of Gunhand's online persona.

Gunhand, I don't know who you are in real life but you are a hoot and a half on the board! And to quote Jessica Rabbit when pressed to explain what she saw in Roger: "He makes me laugh!" 'Nuff said.

Ladies of the board, unfortunately for you, I don't find any of you as hot as Zoe. Confidence is, after all, extremely sexy.

Ah, and no butterfly balloting! I want an honest count not a Supreme Court decision, y'hear?

Ljosalf

The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
Marcel Proust (1871 - 1922)

GUNHAND

Sunday, May 9, 2004 11:48 PM

Awww well thanks I appriciate it. Laughter is a good thing, it keeps people from trying to throw things at me, which is always something I appriciate.

Seriously, sometimes I think that instead of writing (and not getting published) normal novels I should just bite the bullet and go down a Douglas Adams kinda road to see what happens. Hehehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Monday, May 10, 2004 12:25 AM

All right!!! Another Gunhand vote...hehehe

GUNHAND

Monday, May 10, 2004 12:36 AM

I just love that little beer clinky icon too.

So...time to get a beer and celebrate my further votage!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Monday, May 10, 2004 12:40 AM

Seems your getting quite the little fan club....maybe we should all sport the tags Gunhand's Groupies?

You with me Ladies? Because if I'm the only one with the guts to advertise my Gunhand love then I am sticking with what I got.

GUNHAND

Monday, May 10, 2004 12:44 AM

Ya know, this groupie thing is pretty shiny. Maybe I should write a song,"The Ballad of Gunhand" or something...

Nah...that'd just be too weird even for me.

Well just make sure you all send Joss letters saying Madagascar Cobb must make an appearance sometime.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Monday, May 10, 2004 12:55 AM

Yes, it would be a mite weird if you wrote "The Ballad Of Gunhand"...but hi-larious!!

And yes, I think we might need to start a Madagascar Cobb campaign.

Yep, got to use that toasty emotican any chance I get...LOL

GUNHAND

Monday, May 10, 2004 1:20 AM

Well if I keep celebrating I'll get toasty and then where will I be?

Probably singing or something. Either that or being really crazy and writing the script for Jayne's I'm So Pretty episode. Hehehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

KATBX

Monday, May 10, 2004 2:32 AM

My vote goes to Mal.

Is it the character or the actor? Mal? Nathan? Mal? Nathan? Heck I don't know! Either way, he gets my vote!! :)

Kat x

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 10, 2004 3:21 AM

Thanks for your vote!

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 10, 2004 5:22 AM

Got it! Consider your vote for Gunhand counted, LJOSALF. Welcome!

METROPOLIS

Monday, May 10, 2004 6:12 AM

Male: Wash
Male with a female name: Jayne
(sorry, I just couldn't decide between the
two!)

Female: Kaylee

"Once in flight school, I was laconic..." -Wash

WEERWOLF

Monday, May 10, 2004 7:12 AM

I vote for Mal and Zoe

"You shaved off your soupcatcher!"

SASJA

Monday, May 10, 2004 10:34 AM

Mal and Zoe from here, too

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 10, 2004 4:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by metropolis:
Male: Wash
Male with a female name: Jayne
(sorry, I just couldn't decide between the
two!)

Female: Kaylee

"Once in flight school, I was laconic..." -Wash

Metropolis,
Could you possibly choose between the 2 fellas? It's such a close race! Thanks!

Poor thing. This somehow comes down to you. See, if you vote Wash, then the poll ends up a tie for lead (Mal and Jayne). If you vote Jayne, then Jayne is the winner by 1. So, let us all know, we await with bated breath!

METROPOLIS

Monday, May 10, 2004 5:31 PM

Umm, well, you really wanted to avoid a tie, and I love Jayne dearly, but I think I'm going to have to go with Wash. He's hilarious and has a way with words... Plus, he plays with little plastic dinosaurs! I'm sorry. I hope I didn't ruin your thread.

Plus, it's Mal's ship. No way Jayne can supercede him and take command!

"Once in flight school, I was laconic..." -Wash

HELL'S KITTEN

Monday, May 10, 2004 10:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE FIREFLY CAST MEMBER!
MONDAY, MAY 10th IS TIE BREAKER DAY. ANYONE WHO HASN'T VOTED OR HAS VOTED FOR SIMON AND WASH IN THE PAST MAY VOTE HERE. ONLY 1 VOTE: MAL OR JAYNE? NATHAN OR ADAM??

Jayne. (Hands down, no contest, not a doubt in my mind, no second thoughts whatsoever.)

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 1:32 AM

Thanks!

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 3:35 AM

i don't care what you say theses are the votes that i shall cast:

VARIOUS PEOPLE AND WHO THEY VOTE FOR:
ME: SIMON
My FRIEND ERIN: SIMON
MY MOM: SIMON
MY DOG: SIMON
MY SISTER: SIMON
MY FRIEND MARTI: SIMON
MY MOM'S BIRD: SIMON
MY STUFFED ANIMAL BOB: SIMON
MY STUFFED ANIMAL JOJO: SIMON

there you go. So SIMON WINS AND THATS THE WAY IT GOES!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 3:41 AM

Simon can be allowed to win when he finally kisses a girl.

Besides his sister.

Until then. Nope.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 4:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
i don't care what you say theses are the votes that i shall cast:

VARIOUS PEOPLE AND WHO THEY VOTE FOR:
ME: SIMON
My FRIEND ERIN: SIMON
MY MOM: SIMON
MY DOG: SIMON
MY SISTER: SIMON
MY FRIEND MARTI: SIMON
MY MOM'S BIRD: SIMON
MY STUFFED ANIMAL BOB: SIMON
MY STUFFED ANIMAL JOJO: SIMON

there you go. So SIMON WINS AND THATS THE WAY IT GOES!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I think you forgot your car. Did it vote for Simon too?

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 4:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Simon can be allowed to win when he finally kisses a girl.

Besides his sister.

Until then. Nope.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Good one! Headache any better?

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 4:13 AM

Well, he doesnt have to kiss them on the mouth I hope, or then Jayne wouldn't be able to win either.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 4:18 AM

Note the non-specific nature of the comment, he just has to kiss them anywhere. Well except the hand because that just won't cut it.

And the headache is...well kinda headachey yet but I have high hopes it'll pass.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 4:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
i don't care what you say theses are the votes that i shall cast:

VARIOUS PEOPLE AND WHO THEY VOTE FOR:
ME: SIMON
My FRIEND ERIN: SIMON
MY MOM: SIMON
MY DOG: SIMON
MY SISTER: SIMON
MY FRIEND MARTI: SIMON
MY MOM'S BIRD: SIMON
MY STUFFED ANIMAL BOB: SIMON
MY STUFFED ANIMAL JOJO: SIMON

there you go. So SIMON WINS AND THATS THE WAY IT GOES!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I think you forgot your car. Did it vote for Simon too?

Nope, i don't have a car....my mo-ped votes for him though!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 4:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Simon can be allowed to win when he finally kisses a girl.

I would be more than happy to undertake the job of kissing Simon so that he could win.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 5:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Well, he doesnt have to kiss them on the mouth I hope, or then Jayne wouldn't be able to win either.

NEROLI!!!!! Speechless I am!

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 5:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

NEROLI!!!!! Speechless I am!

~hangs head in mock shame~ Sorry Mom, I wasn't thinking...

ZORIAH

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 9:52 AM

Celebrates with Neroli!!!

Got any more Jayne/River fic on the cards?

FIRST PAGE PREV PAGE 1 2 3 4 5 NEXT PAGE LAST PAGE