THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #77!!

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Monday, August 25, 2008 03:53
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:15 PM

Hey everyone!

Welcome to Round 77! This has now been going on for just about 3 years...oy...

Anyhow, the winner of Round 76 is...:

ASARIAN!!!:

SIMON: "I, Simon Tam, do now vow and affirm that I take the office of the President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, and that I will protect and defe..."

JOSS: Cut! Cut!

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

And, as always, we trek onwards to the next round! Here's a bit of a change, taking a pic of our Cap'n, but from Dr.Horrible's Sing-along-blog!!!

NATHAN:"HE'S BITING MY HAND!!!!HE'S BITING MY HAND!!THE PAIN!!!THE UNDESCRIBEABLE PAIN!!!"

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ps-For those interested to know, the gun he is holding is one of the Alliance guns used prominently in Ariel, just redressed! Cool, no?

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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, July 27, 2008 2:23 AM

Go, asarian!!!1!

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Hammer's voice coach couldn't get him past "re."
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
one of a nation of whiners

RAINSTICK

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 1:49 PM

Quote:

"Look at me! I am Jayne! I have a big gun! I can shoot at stuff...with Vera!"

EARLYWARNING

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 5:11 PM

C.H.: Ya baby!!!, Who wants to see my "Hammer"?

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 5:36 PM

Nathan: Too legit, Too legit to quit... HAY HAAAAYYYY!

Joss: Cap'n... Hammerpants?

MSB

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 5:47 PM

Quote:

OOOOW That is still my *&(*(%^#@!!! foot you idiot

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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:20 PM

Stalone decided to take his movie franchise in a bit of a different direction with Hammer Rambo: First Blood - in the Future with Superheroes.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

SCATHAC

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

(Ok, this is my first ever caption game post.)

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!

CANTTAKEMYSKY

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:59 PM

Nathan:(sings)We!
Joss:You say "way"
Nathan:Really?
Joss:Yea.
Nathan:Summer!

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ASARIAN

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:10 AM

Yay me! :) Thanks, guys; it's been a while.

NATHAN: Hey!! How come MY gun looks like an overpacked pacifier?!

Or,

JOSS: No, Nathan, I'm the Director. You cannot think to thwart my will!
NATHAN: Y'all see the man with the really big gun? Really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

SAB39

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:59 AM

Well, my days of not takin' you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

www.fans4writers.com

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 5:02 AM

CAPTAIN: All I said was, "Pull my hammer..."

bun
Frisky Browncoat
the truth is out where?

WYTCHCROFT

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 5:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAINSTICK

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:43 PM

Quote:

NATHAN: "And then I run down the corridor with my gun screaming like a maniac chasing the stormtroopers right back into their locker-room full of more storm..."
JOSS: "Cut, cut, cut! Nathan, what are you doing?"
NATHAN: "Isn't this for the remake of the original Star Wars? You said I was sort of a smuggler with a rundown ship, and that I was using some secret compartments to hide some fugitives..."
JOSS: "...who were running from the Alliance, yes."
NATHAN: "No, dude, you got it all wrong. The Alliance are the good guys. Who's playing Chewie anyway?"
JOSS: "Oh my god!"

WYTCHCROFT

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

As Nathan described the size of his hammer...
the stunned looking woman in the background hurriedly took sketches.

EARLYWARNING

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:32 PM

Zooinks!!
Ka--POW
Zowie?

Captain Hammer is repelled by Maxwell Silvers "Hammer"

WYTCHCROFT

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Earlywarning:

Captain Hammer is repelled by Maxwell Silvers "Hammer"

SPOILERS!!

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, August 1, 2008 6:28 AM

Nathan's claim that he had once been a
singing waiter was doubted by cast and
crew, especially after the demonstration.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

MISSTRESSAHARA

Sunday, August 3, 2008 6:31 AM

"HEY LAAAAADYYYYYYY!"

or:

"Frankenfurter, it's all over,
Your mission is a failure,
Your lifestyles too extreme
I'm your new commander,
You now are my prisoner,
We return to Transylvania,
Prepare the Transit Beam......."

*~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 4:51 AM

Use of a s-what??

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Free will -- it is a bitch.

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 2:41 PM

Joss: You see... when he moves back and forth like that, you aim the water pistol for his mouth.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 7, 2008 3:38 AM

HAMMER: I'll see you at the debates, bitches.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
drilling carefully offshore

PUMAMANREDUX

Thursday, August 7, 2008 3:42 AM

"BOW DOWN before my Super Soaker!"

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"We've got movie sign!!!!!"

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Nathan's reimagineering of "Oklahoma" did not go over too well

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, August 8, 2008 4:26 AM

It's Voting Time!!!

Some great captions this round!

Vote for THREE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1082073&sparkKey=216a81
2ec174e85019556c6572c4cd8cb0

Have fun!

Hope you all are enjoying summer!!

.....

...the season!!!Geez! You have to wait until the fall lineup comes to get your Summer fix...

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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PUMAMANREDUX

Friday, August 8, 2008 12:02 PM

vote for three from seven choices?

k ....

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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RAINSTICK

Friday, August 8, 2008 9:19 PM

I'm always wondering who makes the pre-selection when it comes to the votes. I'm not saying they're rigged (anymore than other votes, that is), but is there a secret committee of parliament that decides which captions make it into the vote? Are there any "key members" taking it upon themselves to make our choices easier?
this is not a complaint, it's just a question, all in good humour

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, August 9, 2008 2:35 AM

If there's a conspiracy of "key" members,
it doesn't include yer friendly neighborhood
bun.
She'd even like more "bumpers" on board.
Heh.

Don't just sit there, reading.
If you haven't voted, give up & just do it.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
In this town you're innocent until you're investigated.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, August 10, 2008 2:29 AM

DON'T TASE ME, BRO' !!1!
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ahoy, friends and friends.
Please vote.
Then bump this thread back to visibility
with a li'l post, okay?

You could even add a "rump" caption, as it were.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
nobody ever pitched a no-hitter in Forbes Field

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 2:35 AM

bum
p

RAINSTICK

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 12:31 PM

If we have gone over to just bumping the thread, why don't we move to voting?

Anyone to second that motion?

EDIT: Oh shit! I confused the thread! We are already voting on this one, aren't we?

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 1:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
You could even add a "rump" caption, as it were.

*Sigh!* I'd love to caption Nathan's rump!

I'll settle for bumping him enthusiastically instead!

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Hissssssssss!

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 14, 2008 1:30 AM

Sooooo very very sorry I confoozled the
two caption threadses a few days back.
Life hasn't been the same since, and now
we have Emma offering to tat the Captain's
rump.

VOTE
or
CAPTION
whichever is appropriate in this thread at this time!!

*runs away*

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...and Ralph the Wonder Llama

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, August 15, 2008 2:15 AM

Go se! I showed up too late for this one...

Anyway, my non-entries:

Nathan(sings): Now waaaaaaaait a minute...

OR

Nathan: NO ONE CAN DEFEAT CAPTA-AH!-ow ow ow! I pulled a hammy! OW OW! Someone maternal!

OR

Nathan: Look! I am James Browncoat...YOW!
Joss(OS) *facepalms*

OR

Nathan(sings): Weigh!
Joss(OS): Not weigh, WAY...
Nathan: Got it. (sings) Whey!
Joss(OS): it is WAY.
Nathan: Right, sorry. (sings) Wei!
Joss(OS): Nathan, the word is WAY!
Nathan: It's way?
Joss(OS): It's way.
Nathan: No way.
Joss(OS): Way.
Nathan(sings): Waaaaaayyyyyy!

OR

Cap'n Ham-n-cheesy-on-the-outside

Now go vote for folks who got theirs in on time!

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, August 17, 2008 6:02 AM

It's Voting Time!!!

Some great captions this round!

Vote for THREE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1082073&sparkKey=216a81
2ec174e85019556c6572c4cd8cb0
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repeating this for your convenience
and a bump

bunp

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 5:57 AM

bun
bumpy
uppy

lend a hand, TCM.
let's keep this puppy bumped so the hordes can vote!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
in this town you're innocent until you're investigated

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, August 23, 2008 5:50 AM

ump-bay

un-bay

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, August 25, 2008 3:53 AM

Has everyone headed off for Denver or something?
Bumpish