The Other Other Caption Game Round 14: Captions In Space

POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 23:00
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DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, July 26, 2008 2:06 AM

We have a winner. And that winner is the redoubtable perhaps even perennial CHAPTERANDVERSE who regaled us with this bit of wit,

Serenity Talent Show:

The crew were unenthusiastic about Wash's shadow puppets, but they were downright hostile when he started juggling the goslings.

or

Simon's mannered comedy routine only got one vote.

Congratulations once again C&V and thank you to all of everybody else for your less vote getting but still quite amusing entries.

Now try this on for size.

Edit: As usual all pictures yoinked from http://still-flying.net/

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, July 26, 2008 12:34 PM

We are now accepting applications for the captioning league of captioning. Applications to be judged by somebody who isn't Bad Horse.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:35 PM

Somebody caption.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

WYTCHCROFT

Saturday, July 26, 2008 9:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
We have a winner. And that winner is the redoubtable perhaps even perennial CHAPTERANDVERSE

Yay CnV!:)

Quote:
Now try this on for size.

Also? I can kill you with my stinkfoot!

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, July 27, 2008 2:02 AM

Congrats, C&V!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...and in the end it was Sean's toe-sucking skills which got him the part, though NPH's medical experience was greater...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
DVD extra

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, July 27, 2008 7:45 PM

Surely there must be something funny to say about this picture. C'mon captionistas.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, July 27, 2008 10:55 PM

daveshayne wrote:
Sunday, July 27, 2008 09:45
Surely there must be something funny to say
~~~~~~~~~~~~~snip (snip)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sheeeeesh. toe-sucking and refs to actual history (NPH was up for part of Simon) aren't funny?

*sulks*

actually, everyone's gone to Comicon or is online reading the tweeters and woofers and flickers.

except for me.

so:
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Kaylee's talent for plucking hairs with her toes gets a workout during a private moment with the Doctor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
one for you and one for me and one for the Museum of Natural History...

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, July 27, 2008 11:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
daveshayne wrote:
Sunday, July 27, 2008 09:45
Surely there must be something funny to say
~~~~~~~~~~~~~snip (snip)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sheeeeesh. toe-sucking and refs to actual history (NPH was up for part of Simon) aren't funny?

*sulks*

Sorry I meant to write something else funny to say. Please don't hate me FB.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, July 27, 2008 11:28 PM

daveshayne wrote in part:
Please don't hate me FB.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
nevairrrrrrrr, oh great and powerful threadboss.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
trying to think of something else funny
but lunch was too big

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, July 28, 2008 12:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
oh great and powerful threadboss.

Well that's going to go straight to my head. Not unlike how Kaylee's foot is going straight to Simon's head.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 28, 2008 6:33 PM

Kaylee: ...and this lil piggy went ALL the way...
Simon: ehh... *gurgle* Kay... *gurgle*
River (OS): Your food is problematic.

OR...

En Garde!!!

OUT2THEBLACK

Monday, July 28, 2008 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

" Simon , if you'll get me some new shoes ,

I'll let you slip your 'lady-slipper' into

something more slippery. "

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 8:58 AM

Thanks so much!!!!!!! I was off celebrating my birthday and this tops off a great week!
I got nothing yet for this cute pic. Will have to let all the alcohol leave my body before I can concentrate!!

SICKDUDE

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 5:32 PM

River misunderstands Simon's thought at that moment: "And her foot'd still be there if it wasn't for shoes."

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

MSB

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 5:41 PM

Quote:

Kaylee's new scented nail polish "Lust" was not having the desired effect.

____________________________________________

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 5:41 AM

Quote:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
KAYLEE (tosses the empty carton over her shoulder
and starts giving SIMON the toes): I just love
egg rolls. There must be some way I can pay you
back.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards tempura'd my turtle

EARLYWARNING

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 3:36 PM

Simon : Maybe...we.. can play...doctor?
Kaylee : OK..open up and say awwwwwwwwwww
.
.
or
.
.
Kaylee : You can't?.... tell my temperature..by sucking on my toes!!!.
.

RAINSTICK

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:29 PM

Quote:

Kaylee: "Please help me, doc! There's a leg growing out of my face!"

or

Simon: "This really sucks!"
Kaylee: "No, Simon! You suck!"
Simon: "What the...mmmpfff..."

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:16 PM

KAYLEE: I can *so* bite my nails -- have a look!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
and she nibbles her cuticle, too...

ASARIAN

Thursday, July 31, 2008 12:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Kaylee: ...and this lil piggy went ALL the way...
Simon: ehh... *gurgle* Kay... *gurgle*
River (OS): Your food is problematic.

I'm liking it! :)

EDIT: Hehe, I thought you actually said:

River (OS): Your foot is problematic.

Both work nicely. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Thursday, July 31, 2008 12:37 AM

@CHAPTERANDVERSE: Oh, you're good! :)

KAYLEE: You know, Simon, how you always stick your foot in your mouth? ... Try mine!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:51 PM

Quote:
KAYLEE: You know, Simon, how you always stick your foot in your mouth? ... Try mine!

LOL. Excellent, as always, Asarian.

GORRAMGROUPIE

Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:42 PM

Having learned the ancient art of "cricker-cracking", Kaylee experiments on Simon.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, August 3, 2008 6:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:

/B]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIMON: I'd tell you it was gout if I thought
you'd let me console you.
KAYLEE: Try it, Doctor. Please!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards medicated my turtle

RAINSTICK

Tuesday, August 5, 2008 10:25 AM

Quote:

Kaylee was very supportive when Simon told her about his research into a remedy for smelly feet.

OR

Kaylee totally misunderstood Simon's point about on-board food hygiene, but Simon still highly appreciated her input.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 4:46 AM

He knows if he just keeps his eyes on the big screen and ignores her feet she will eventually try to get his attention by removing her clothes.
But darn, it's difficult...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards tempted my turtle

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 7, 2008 3:47 AM

bumpiness.
come on, captioners, there's a lot left here...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~~~~~~~* ~~~~~~~*

GORRAMGROUPIE

Thursday, August 7, 2008 11:21 PM

When Simon talked to Kaylee about how close he shaved, he never expected her to show her foot fetish.

or

Kaylee's feet will shave as close as a blade, or your money back!

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, August 8, 2008 4:56 AM

SIMON has removed KAYLEE'S ankle bracelet
with his teeth, but the challenge includes
putting it back again.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Swiss Army Mouth?

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, August 9, 2008 2:42 AM

ump-bay!!1!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude...

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, August 10, 2008 2:19 AM

SIMON: Argyle?
KAYLEE: Argyle? It really tastes like argyle?
Nope. Try again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
okay, voters, post at end of thread to bump it
after you vote. Keeps it easier to see.
kthnxbai!!1!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Corruption keeps us safe and warm.

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, August 10, 2008 12:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
SIMON: Argyle?
KAYLEE: Argyle? It really tastes like argyle?
Nope. Try again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
okay, voters, post at end of thread to bump it
after you vote. Keeps it easier to see.
kthnxbai!!1!

We're not voting yet are we??? Did I miss where I set up the vote???

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, August 10, 2008 11:22 PM

Sorry 'bout my bad, boss.
Forgot where I was posting.
Heh.
Consider the argyle entry a submission, then.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...or not...

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, August 11, 2008 8:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Sorry 'bout my bad, boss.

'Sokay. Truth be told though I was wondering if I'd done it and forgotten for a very short while after reading your post. I was worried about something being wrong with my brain. You know something new.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:50 AM

Oh, shucks.
Missed a chance to gaslight the threadboss.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIMON is tempted to pretend to go Reaver
on KAYLEE's foot but RIVER is hanging about
and might take it seriously.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
oh, and there's something in a jar!

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:37 PM

Bumpy bumpy caption game.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rainstick:

Simon was amused by the cute toe tickling until Kaylee mentioned her highly contagious fungal infection.

Bumpity bump.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 2:39 AM

SIMON is suddenly reminded he brought a new little
Camembert aboard and it's probably time to share it.

bun
Frisky Brownnose
away, varletesses!

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, August 15, 2008 1:07 AM

There is a rumor - unsubstantiated as of yet - that I will be doing the voting poll sometime tomorrow. So post if you got em. It may be your last chance. For this round anyway.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MRSUNIVERSE832

Saturday, August 16, 2008 9:57 PM

Kaylee: Hey, you think Jayne's feet stink? Get a whiff of THIS!

Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE----> <----MRS. UNIVERSE

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, August 17, 2008 5:55 AM

SIMON finds KAYLEE'S hairy toes to be a total
turn-on, but he's afraid to mention it.

bun
Tricksy Browncoat
...and we don't all die from it...

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 5:53 AM

Bumpity
Dumpity
Doc --
His sis can clean your clock.
Don't need a gun
And thinks it's fun.
Bumpity
Dumpity Doc.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
tomorrow's just a future yesterday

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:29 AM

Kaylee had found a subtle way to squeeze Simon's blackheads

___________________
Hissssssssss!

CITIZEN

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:52 AM

Simon: So that's where the cheesecake came from.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, August 20, 2008 1:21 AM

You last two: eeew eeew eeew eeew eeew!

howeverrrr:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
KAYLEE doesn't realize it, but it won't be
long before she has a nice little herpes
simplex infection among her toes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
eeew

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:30 AM

I haven't forgotten
Life is just rotten
I will get the votin'
Up when I've a notion

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:58 AM

extremeinsidetabloidarama.com: Look at
this *great* film of Aniston and her latest...uh...what?...oh, it's
*SEAN MAHER*, is it? And that's not Jen?
'Scuse, please. (Audible blushes) Gonna
kill someone...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frosty Buncoat
don't spoil the sasquatch!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, August 23, 2008 5:54 AM

ump-bay

un-bay

DOCKAT

Saturday, August 23, 2008 7:31 PM

Kaylee: But Simon, see how steady my foot is? I can have you shaved in no time, don't you trust me...?

Jayne (off camera): I'm game....

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, August 25, 2008 4:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DocKat:
Kaylee: But Simon, see how steady my foot is? I can have you shaved in no time, don't you trust me...?

Jayne (off camera): I'm game....

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
KAYLEE (to Jayne)No, you're gamy

bun
Frisky Browncoat

DOCKAT

Monday, August 25, 2008 4:06 AM

LOLZ! :)

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

PUMAMANREDUX

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:56 PM

Kaylee "See, I have cameltoes"

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**************
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GORRAMGROUPIE

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:36 PM

That was the last time Simon told Kaylee to get "creative" in their foreplay.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:07 AM

camel-toes????????????? plural? multiple?
mumblemumblmblmmbleum

crow's feet, maybe?

Time to put this out of its misery?

bun
Frisky Browncoat

RAINSTICK

Monday, September 1, 2008 8:11 AM

Is there a vote up already and I've missed it? If not, then why don't we go over to voting.

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, September 1, 2008 12:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rainstick:
Is there a vote up already and I've missed it? If not, then why don't we go over to voting.

A1: No there is no vote yet. A2: Because it's a lot of work on my part and I'm very lazy.

Sorry, really I am, but it'll happen when it happens. Which may be this afternoon after work or it may not. I expect work to be very busy because of the holiday and I'm very short on energy at the moment.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 2, 2008 12:38 AM

No. Touching. Feet.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
free will --it is a bitch

STINKINGROSE

Tuesday, September 2, 2008 12:56 AM

Kaylee: Wouldja wash my feet?
Simon: It's my specialty.

or:

Kaylee reveals her longstanding fantasy to have her toes nibbled.

OR:

After months of frustration Kaylee decides to take a page from the ancient books of Chuck Norris San and roundhouse kick Simon into a coma and just have her way with him.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, September 4, 2008 2:12 AM

Wacky fun, s/rose!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
pedal extremist

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 5, 2008 2:38 AM

b u m p / \ / \ / \ / \

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, September 6, 2008 1:39 AM

KAYLEE: Bite me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
just a stupid bump

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bwah

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, September 6, 2008 9:20 PM

So um, I haven't forgotten about you caption thread. I'm just not actively doing anything about you at the moment. Maybe tomorrow or tonight but that seems iffy at best.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 10, 2008 1:54 AM

JOSS (excitedly): Oh, hey, feet!
KAYLEE: Wrong ones, boss

bun
Frisky Browncoat
goslings -- they were juggled!

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, September 11, 2008 12:07 AM

I will post a vote poll eventually. I promise.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, September 14, 2008 12:08 AM

SIMON & KAYLEE attempted to reproduce the
reported behavior of certain members of
the US Dept. of Interior from ancient history
but got a case of the giggles before they
could get a good rhythm going.

bun
bumping

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, September 14, 2008 11:45 PM

an other bump:
KAYLEE thinks over SIMON's offer to butterfly-kiss the heads of her metatarsals.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 16, 2008 1:27 AM

KAYLEE will assist SIMON when he does his
Dick Morris impression for the Serenity
Talent Show.
KAYLEE: You've got the toe thing down pat;
now let's work some more on that smarmy voice.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, September 17, 2008 11:00 PM

Guess what?

C'mon guess.

Voting is up. http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=34893 or you can hot link to the ballot here. http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/20125

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident