THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #80!!!

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 03:08
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, October 25, 2008 12:49 AM

Greetings fellow travellers!

Today is a special day, as we have reached Round 80!! We're officially 4/5ths of the way to our centennial!

Anyhow, we cannot move forward until we crown a new champ for round 79, and this round winner was...:

ASARIAN!!

SIMON: Rescue party... we got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now.

AND CHAPTERANDVERSE!!!

Simon proves himself the idiot child of the family by exclaiming mid daring rescue: "Oh, right, Blue Sun! I get it."

That's right! We had a tie! Congratulations to you both!

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And now we continue with a suggestive...i mean suggested picture submitted by WYTCHCROFT!

NATHAN:"Hey! Lady! Eyes up here when im talking!"

HAve fun!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, October 25, 2008 3:55 AM

GRATZ, you two!!

The man from This Ol' House explains the
concept of "sweat equity" to his latest
client.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, October 25, 2008 2:42 PM

Congrats to C&V and Asarian.

Home depot's mannequin displays are a hoot.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

RAINSTICK

Sunday, October 26, 2008 3:51 PM

Quote:

Stop using your wiles on me.

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, October 27, 2008 3:12 AM

NATHAN: Uhhhhhhh...trap?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Visqueen

SICKDUDE

Monday, October 27, 2008 5:16 PM

Trading Spaces's new decorator, Malcolm Reynolds, reveals his "Reaver-inspired" bedroom to the homeowner, with a less enthusiastic response than he was hoping for.

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Monday, October 27, 2008 6:30 PM

Thanks all!! Gratz Asarian!!

Quote:

Trading Spaces's new decorator, Malcolm Reynolds, reveals his "Reaver-inspired" bedroom to the homeowner, with a less enthusiastic response than he was hoping for.

That is brilliant!!!!! You have got my vote sickdude!

ASARIAN

Monday, October 27, 2008 8:41 PM

Thanks all!! Gratz CHAPTERANDVERSE!!

NATHAN: Look, Morena, this Village People karaoke thingy, I think it's making the wrong statement.

And for the obligatory suggestive stuff:

Mal's "lonely, pathethic dreams" just took over the day-shift.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, October 27, 2008 11:45 PM

Nathan agreed to run backup for Joe the Plumber
but forgot to bring his drain snake.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

FEARTHEMULLET

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 1:04 AM

Where did Kayle say she left that damn compression coil?

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 3:16 AM

It's love. Love keeps her in the air...
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Take me, sir. Take me hard.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:53 PM

Firefly: Ten years later.

Inara: So Mal, business not so good these days?

Mal: 'nara... Wha...? I mean... Have u even seen the housing economy on the moons now? Not like I can just get a boob job to increase my earnings.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, October 29, 2008 1:07 AM

NATHAN: Um, I am a large, semi-muscular man....

bun
Frisky Browncoat

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Wednesday, October 29, 2008 2:41 PM

Quote:
Mal's "lonely, pathethic dreams" just took over the day-shift.

Yeah, I am gonna sit this one out. I know when I'm beat...

SIGNYM

Thursday, October 30, 2008 12:51 AM

Hey lady, where did you say you wanted me to drill...?

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Let's party like its 1929.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:24 AM

ARIA: I threw up on your bed.
NATHAN: Sorry, lady. Wrong show.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
if God had meant us to vote he'd have given us candidates

PDCHARLES

Thursday, October 30, 2008 5:57 PM

Morning wood was about to take on a whole new meaning.

or

Aria: Maybe I'm not a fancy gentleman like
you with your... very fine hat... but
I do business. We're here for
business.

or

Not quite sure I have any rope ma'am.

RAINSTICK

Thursday, October 30, 2008 10:24 PM

Quote:

ARIA: You're not sly, are ya?

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, October 31, 2008 1:52 AM

NATHAN: I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my gun.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Visqueen

RAINSTICK

Friday, October 31, 2008 6:19 AM

Quote:

NATHAN: Can I start getting sexed already?

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 1, 2008 1:08 AM

Continuing the Jayne-ish theme...

That hat makes you look like an idiot

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, November 3, 2008 1:39 AM

I can't help you check the safety of your trick-or-treat candy if you won't show it to me...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
snickers fun size
milky way

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, November 4, 2008 3:40 PM

Nathan: Wait. Did I just steal Bun's caption?

Aria: Yes. Yes u did.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 1:49 AM

yes, pdc, it's time for a treatment with
the Foaming Pipe Snake I keep hearing
advertised in media.

bun
bunfest

SICKDUDE

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 6:26 PM

Nathan: ... And then the whole thing will be... um... it goes...

Aria: Midgets?!?!

Nathan: Well, yeah.

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 6, 2008 2:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sickdude:

Nathan: ... And then the whole thing will be... um... it goes...

Aria: Midgets?!?!

Nathan: Well, yeah.

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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sick, dude...

bun
Frisky Browncoats
bastards downsized my turtle

PDCHARLES

Thursday, November 6, 2008 4:53 PM

Aria: How was work honey?

Nathan: Well, it was work. So, I talked to Zack and Miri on the way home and they had the craziest idea.

SLOWHAND

Thursday, November 6, 2008 10:45 PM

"And that, ma'am, is how the implant gun works."

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:06 AM

ETA: Oops, I guess I'm (erm) expanding on pdc's
caption.

LOL, Slowhand!
and owie!

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NATHAN: Okay. This time, you be Zack and I'll
be Miri.
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or
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NATHAN: Is there a problem with your cue card?
ARIA: What language is that?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Betcha thought this caption thread was gonna disappear.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:36 AM

aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuugh!!1!
must.use.line.from.show.

NATHAN: This is the last time. The last time with cows.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
only an excuse to bump

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 15, 2008 5:13 AM

NATHAN: I'm from FEMA. I heard you were having a disaster.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
(You're doing a great job, Browncoat)

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:49 AM

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ARIA: Any proper porn actor knows that the nail-gun goes to the far right of the place setting.
NATHAN: Bwaaah.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
yum yum yum

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Monday, November 17, 2008 10:58 PM

The first time the Captain 'helped' Inara on one of her jobs did not go smooth.

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 2:34 AM

Aria thought she was testing for a particular film but this man didn't look a bit like Daniel Craig.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Taken, not shirred

SAB39

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 3:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
NATHAN: I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my gun.

Shouldn't that be:

I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my nail gun...

?

And for one of my own...

Companions choose their clients very carefully. Inara learned that lesson the hard way.

www.fans4writers.com

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 20, 2008 7:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
NATHAN: I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my gun.

Shouldn't that be:

I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my nail gun...

?

And for one of my own...

Companions choose their clients very carefully. Inara learned that lesson the hard way.

www.fans4writers.com

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I was going for purity of the original line, since it was probably obvious to most of us that the gun in question was of the nail-y persuasion. And yes, I debated (very quietly) with myself which form I was going to use. (I won, too.)

Try this:
NATHAN: This *is* a nail salon. Do you want me to do your nails or not?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards french-wrapped my turtle

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 22, 2008 4:00 AM

Preparing for failblog example in 3...2...1...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
yippee!

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 23, 2008 3:58 AM

"I wish you hundreds of fat children"
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or
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"Not yet. I'm watching the Governor of
Alaska pardon a turkey."

bumpin' bun
Frisky Browncoat
please end this now...

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 7:22 AM

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And how is your tool going to be of any use in learning the paso doble by Monday?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
really only a pathetic bump

SAB39

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 3:08 PM

Mal: Kaylee didn't sound too happy with the battery-operated stuff so I got us somethin' that plugs in...

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 27, 2008 6:01 AM

LOL sab39!
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By the time he had explained "Hump Day" it wasn't
that funny anymore.
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"Does your mother know you're out tonight?"
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
happy bump day

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:25 AM

That's not the Lasseter. Yolanda showed it to me at lunch yesterday. You'll have to come up with something better.
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bun
Frisk-ay Browncoat
this one practically steals itself

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, November 29, 2008 7:11 AM

Aaaaaand IT'S VOTING TIME!!!

VOTE FOR YOUR 2 FAVOURITES!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1089842&sparkKey=c3b56b
363a32ae5ede2d552fdaacb606b0

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 30, 2008 1:54 AM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1089842&sparkKey=c3b56b
363a32ae5ede2d552fdaacb606b0
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Vote.
Vote early and often.
Then post to bump up so others can see it.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
is there blubber?

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 3:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1089842&sparkKey=c3b56b
363a32ae5ede2d552fdaacb606b0
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Vote.
Vote early and often.
Then post to bump up so others can see it.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
is there blubber?

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ditto.
don't need a driving license.
just do it.
then bump it.

bun(p)
Frisky B.
you know you wanna

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 4, 2008 2:59 AM

then VOTE!!1!

then bump again

TQVM!

bun
Frisky etc.
bumping FOR you this time again too also

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, December 6, 2008 5:49 AM

bump

SICKDUDE

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 11:41 PM

So, Floral, how does one go about doing this "bumpage" thing?

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, December 10, 2008 3:49 AM

By Jove, you've got it!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
thumpalumpa

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 11, 2008 4:50 AM

She coached him all night in the use of the weapon, but he still intends to jigger the GPS so they can't arrive on time at the pond.
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meanwhile, there's voting going on under their very noses at:
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1089842&sparkKey=c3b56b
363a32ae5ede2d552fdaacb606b0
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, December 12, 2008 1:53 AM

In 500 years the Registered Building Inspector will be a person of great prestige.
HE: Yes, ma'am, I'll show you whatever you ask to see.
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Vote.
Bump.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 3:08 AM

bump?

bun