The Other Other Caption Game Round 15: Big Damn Round

POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Saturday, December 6, 2008 13:57
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DAVESHAYNE

Friday, October 3, 2008 10:19 PM

Last week's winner is Asarian who posited:

KAYLEE: You know, Simon, how you always stick your foot in your mouth? ... Try mine!

Now on to this picture of daring do.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, October 4, 2008 1:43 PM

See? See the new caption game? It's right there in front of you.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

GORRAMGROUPIE

Saturday, October 4, 2008 6:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Now on to this picture of daring do.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

Yaaaa Asarian!

Now my first shot:
Trick or treating wasn't nearly as fun for River anymore, unless there were reavers around.....

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

RAINSTICK

Saturday, October 4, 2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

RIVER: "Okay, Harry, let's see who's Quidditch champion this side of the 'verse, dong ma. Open the hatch."
SIMON (OS): "Oh, not again! River, that's not a broomstick, that's Vera."
RIVER: "Simon, catch. Here comes the Snitch."
JAYNE (OS): "Anyone seen my grenades?"

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, October 5, 2008 5:05 AM

Gratz, asarian!!1!
now:
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Is that you behind those Foster-Grants?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, October 6, 2008 2:38 AM

A bump for captionistas on the left side of the date line.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Monday, October 6, 2008 10:51 AM

Gratz Asarian! and I love Rainstick's caption!

Jayne had promised to stop spitting every time Simon's name was mentioned, but River was taking no chances.

PDCHARLES

Monday, October 6, 2008 1:35 PM

Gratz Asarian!

River: This time, its on bug!!!

ASARIAN

Monday, October 6, 2008 11:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:

Jayne had promised to stop spitting every time Simon's name was mentioned, but River was taking no chances.

Brilliant entry! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, October 9, 2008 4:39 AM

bump

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, October 9, 2008 12:09 PM

This is a good day to caption.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, October 10, 2008 12:50 AM

RIVER likes the new mule; it goes to 11
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RIVER: And now I'll do my Willy Wonka impression.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards teleported my turtle

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:11 PM

Saturday morning caption bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

SLOWHAND

Saturday, October 11, 2008 11:10 PM

"I am CATWOMAN!"

ASARIAN

Sunday, October 12, 2008 1:48 PM

After CHAPTERANDVERSE's ingenius caption, it's hard to come up with anything decent thereafter. But here's one anyway:

SIMON: Perhaps we should go with the contact lenses?! What do you think, Captain?
MAL: I don't know. This here's a pair of spectacles might warrant a moment's consideration.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, October 13, 2008 1:02 AM

Do these goggles make me look fat?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
SUMMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!1!

SERYN

Monday, October 13, 2008 10:25 PM

'River wasn't overly impressed with Mal's idea's for her video application to the Evil League of Evil.'

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 2:02 AM

LOL @ seryn!
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GINA: No, River, they aren't beer goggles, and stop
teasing her, Jayne.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
bad horse gonna make you his mare

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 8:02 PM

Abump afor athe acaption agamers.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 3:13 AM

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RIVER is going to be ready for that UFO whether
or not it shows up. (In 500 years we'll still be
pretty much the same.)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
philosophical and topical this evening

ASARIAN

Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:43 AM

Okay, since we're apparently into movie-references:

"River agreed to see the marshall arts instructor for some extra Kung Fu lessons; but, after seeing Kill Bill 2, insisted on wearing some protective eye-gear."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Thursday, October 16, 2008 11:37 AM

EYE-SPECIALIST: Try it now.
RIVER: I can see you.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

RAINSTICK

Thursday, October 16, 2008 2:50 PM

Quote:

Should've gone to Specsavers.

OR

RIVER: Now all I need is a mustache and I'll have a perfect disguise.

SERYN

Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rainstick:
Quote:

Should've gone to Specsavers.

LMAO!

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DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, October 18, 2008 1:50 PM

saturday morning caption bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, October 19, 2008 1:25 AM

and one for Sat. eve....
no more ideas, everybody?

bun
exhausted

COSMICFUGITIVE

Sunday, October 19, 2008 7:22 PM

River could see into the truth of things. A quality that could prove real useful on a job. Mal understood the long term benefits of this, without a shadow of a doubt. Of course, he never figured that strong prescription lenses were part of the deal.
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DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 12:03 AM

On Monday it's cool to caption.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

GORRAMGROUPIE

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 4:51 PM

Something told River that this walk in the park wasn't gonna be easy.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 5:07 AM

itty
bitty
bumpy

bun
Frisky Browncoat
and a can of spot-remover...

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, October 25, 2008 4:06 AM

Eye protections.
I haz dem.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
icanhas?

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, October 25, 2008 1:23 PM

Six days until halloween bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, October 27, 2008 11:18 PM

Spooky 4 days till All Hallows Eve bump.

Spoooooooooky.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, October 29, 2008 3:40 AM

are we there yet?

b
FB

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:43 AM

We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
if it moves, shoot it

ASARIAN

Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:52 AM

Upon sensing the shit was about to hit the fan, River, highly-intuitive, but at times a mite too literal, decided to come prepared.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, November 1, 2008 1:02 AM

A bump for ghoulish captions.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, November 3, 2008 1:45 AM

RIVER hates political mud-slinging, found eye protection, still looking for earmuffs

bun
Frisky Browncoats
If God had meant us to vote he'd have given us candidates

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 2:10 AM

JAYNE meant his note to River to say "Google yourself in case you'll be recognized from Ariel's Most Wanted," but...

bun
Friksy Browncoat
a dyslexic walked into a bra...

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:03 AM

where's my absentee ballot?
time to vote early...
please?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards googled my yahoo

ASARIAN

Sunday, November 9, 2008 5:55 AM

Sure, Simon was upset at first, but River's hi-larious impersonation of 'Jayne, disguising himself on Canton' had them all crackin' up soon enough.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 2:39 AM

Consider captioning. Clearly convivial caparison.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:42 AM

Some of the crew thought it was time to ask Simon about the bruises on River's arms.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards bruised my turtle

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 15, 2008 4:59 AM

"I can see dead people."

bump
Frisky Purina

STINKINGROSE

Saturday, November 15, 2008 1:13 PM

Now on to this picture of daring do.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

Tired of hand-me-down Prairie Harpy, River decides to go Steampunk.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, November 15, 2008 1:50 PM

It could be soon. A posting of captions for vote. Enter now for fun.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:40 AM

steampunk! yay!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
"Tenspeed and Browncoat"

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 6:06 PM

River - "The Goggles, they do nothing!"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 20, 2008 7:13 AM

bump

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 22, 2008 4:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Last week's winner is Asarian who posited:

KAYLEE: You know, Simon, how you always stick your foot in your mouth? ... Try mine!

Now on to this picture of daring do.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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The crew practice for shopping on Black Friday.
River will shop K-Mart for Blue Light Specials.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
I saw three ships come sailing in

ASARIAN

Saturday, November 22, 2008 7:43 PM

RIVER: "In case we get treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind."

N.B. Dave, I know your thread is not the gorramn town hall, but I'd say it's time to vote. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 23, 2008 3:34 AM

good caption, asarian.

second the motion on voting,
kinda whisper-like and politely...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
how do you keep a turkey in suspense?

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, November 24, 2008 1:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
N.B. Dave, I know your thread is not the gorramn town hall, but I'd say it's time to vote. :)

Probably. But I've got a bit of a headache thing going on so it wont be tonight. Anyway the more captions the better for everybody.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 6:58 AM

When the crew sang the traditional holiday traveling song, River took them seriously and tried to protect herself.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
okay, okayyy. shoulda just said "bump" in the night.

ASARIAN

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 11:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

When the crew sang the traditional holiday traveling song, River took them seriously and tried to protect herself.

bun

Penny for the smart lady. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 27, 2008 6:36 AM

Heh, asarian!
TQVM

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River wondered if she was supposed to spit in them first -- or was that for another application?
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bun
Frisky Brown Coot
happy t-day!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:08 AM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shopping my way
Through the Black
Hope to Heck
I make it back
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Friday Browncoat
shop 'til you bop

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:05 AM

RIVER lost the coin-toss; Zoe got to wear the
Groucho glasses again.
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bun
bumpacious
and frisky
but mostly bumpacious

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 3:14 AM

It was not River's first experience with deep-frying a turkey.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bumpish

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, December 4, 2008 12:20 AM

Okay, here's the sitch. I'm not starting the vote phase yet. Should have done it last week but food coma. You know how that goes. Probably aught to get it for this weekend though. Either tomorrow or friday. I know I've said stuff like that before and been proven unreliable but this time I really mean that I will probably get the voting together in two three or maybe four days tops. SO if you have a caption clawing it's way out you still have some yet to be determined amount of time to get it in before the voting. As always we thank you for your patience and wish you a safe holiday season and a prosperous new year. Whic should not be confused with a Prospero's new year which would be a bit over dramatic and delivered in iambic pentameter. Miranda!

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

ASARIAN

Thursday, December 4, 2008 8:00 PM

PILOT TRAINEE LOG: Today's lesson, 'Flying the Capisson 38 engine with matching piloting goggles.'

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, December 6, 2008 5:42 AM

LOL

bump

bun

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, December 6, 2008 1:57 PM

Yes it's voting time in the Other Other Caption Game http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=35909 or you can surf to the poll directly http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/20590 Thanks for all the wonderful captions and good luck to you all.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident