The Forsaken - Fat bottomed girls make the world go round

POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Thursday, January 15, 2009 15:28
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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, October 31, 2008 1:16 AM

*FMF enters the the thread dragging the body of her boss behind her*

Anyone for an ASSHOLE BOSS weinie roast?

*FMF throws more wood on her sacred pyre*

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Trolls Against McCain

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, October 31, 2008 2:20 AM

*FMF throws more wood on her pyre because she is f*(king freezing in her new apartment!*

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Trolls Against McCain

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

GORRAMGROUPIE

Friday, October 31, 2008 3:06 AM

*Does the firsties shuffle, then breaks out into a waltz

Yaaaaa, I did it!!

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

MSA

Thursday, November 6, 2008 6:38 PM

* does the happy dance of happily married ( ok was that too many happy's?)

love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

GORRAMGROUPIE

Thursday, November 6, 2008 6:43 PM

In this case it is understandable.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, November 6, 2008 7:01 PM

(Digs out a few lumps of coal and a bellows to make that shit reeeeaaaal hot)

Don't need any evidence now do we.

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The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.
-Loretta Lynn

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, November 6, 2008 7:04 PM

I love a toasty asshole roast!

Thanks NV

Hugs and kisses to you and your Mrs.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Trolls Against McCain

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

MSA

Saturday, November 8, 2008 7:59 PM

oooh limerick:) well almost

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

STINKINGROSE

Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:45 PM

Did someone say limerick?!

"There once was a crispy toast asshole.."

Sorry, I'm in a 12 step doggerel recovery program. Back to step 1...

I has furniture! Real growedup furniture!

'K I'm over it.
(not really)

So, who's up for naked pyre volleyball? We can use the exboss's head until we have to destroy evidence.. I mean finish a dignified and respectful send off...

ALLIETHORN7

Sunday, November 9, 2008 10:38 PM

Ooooooh, boss roast? Toasty!!!

-Danny

It's bugging me
grating me
and twisting me around

yeah I'm endlessly
caving in
and turning inside out

because I want it now
I want it now
give me your heart and your soul
and I'm breaking out
I'm breaking out
last chance to lose control

The Band of the week is... Muse

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein.
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude

MSA

Monday, November 10, 2008 5:27 PM

real furniture...well well... Rosie's coming up in the world:)

Hmmm sounds good to me, but I suck at voleyball so someone's going to have to be on my side

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

STINKINGROSE

Monday, November 10, 2008 11:42 PM

It's just so exciting because it's furniture that has never been owned before! Not taken off mom's hands, not a garage sale find, not somthing you picked up in grad school when somebody else moved out..

We got the old sofabed when I was about 16. My sister slept on it for years. I reupholstered it about 4 years ago. A spring was sticking me in the back. I'd HAD IT!
New furniture once every 20 years is not so bad.
(Okay twentymumble..)

MsA, *everyone* will want to be on your side and then the "ball" will just make a sad thunk on the other side of the net.

*thunk*

..See? Like that.

Oh, on the theme of animal sacrifice: I did the grey rooster in last night.

He's now happily squiring around all the ghost hens that got taken by predators previously. He was pretty... but he was also loud, obnoxious, and really starting to get aggressive and piss me off.

I left the corpse out for a late night snack for whatever lurks in the dark woods. (Yes, I moved it well away from the coop to keep critters from getting cute ideas.) (And yes, I thanked him for being basically a good bird and wished him luck on the next go round.) I wasn't about to try plucking and cleaning it in the dark.

The neighbors will finally be able to sleep in again.

ALLIETHORN7

Tuesday, November 11, 2008 1:51 PM

Sounds like a very nice couch, Love
And good call on the rooster. He can caw and squawk all he wants now

-Danny

God bless the Daylight,
The sugary smell of Spring-time,
Remembering when you were mine,
In a still suburban town,
When every Thursday,
I'd brave those mountain passes,
And you'd skip your early classes,
And we'd learn how our bodies work

The Band of the week is... Death Cab For Cutie

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein.
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude

MSA

Monday, December 1, 2008 5:08 PM

I'm excited for your couch... mine got a bit smudged up during our absence at Thanksgiving( sis in law house sitting) I'm hoping the directions on scotchguared microsuede will work and get the smudges out....

I'd dance around the pyre but I'm still blanket wrapped and sickish...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MSA

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 5:58 PM

bumpin for a dance:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MSA

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:49 PM

bumpin for some pyre dancing, s'more eating, margarita swilling and other wild happy

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:55 PM

I'd like some of that right now.

Settling for a quick mosh 'round the pyre.

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The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.
-Loretta Lynn

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:57 PM

*FMF enters the thread with the B-B-Que* can we add stupid customers to the roast? A little stupid customer is tasty next to roasted asshole boss. Rounds out the meal nicely!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Trolls Against McCain

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

MSA

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 5:17 PM

Just don't let them get over crispy:)

HUGS FMF

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

LEOPARDFLAN

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 7:58 PM

Well, could we also add a couple parents? Plenty of meat and fat on both of them, might be tricky if we wanna roast them whole but if we slice them up they should be alright. Can we can we can we pleeeeease?

Aiko Kitahoshi, passenger aboard the LoS, frequently awol due to the phenomina that is rl.

STINKINGROSE

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 2:59 AM

No. Now go clean your room.

Son managed to put the artificial tree together himself from memory. We just got it last year. I had to look at the directions and he was right.

We made gingerbread! (Soft cake like gingerbread. Mmm.)

I'll just toast a little near the pyre and hit it with some butter, then sharesies!

So how was everyone's Solstice?

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 9:10 PM

:P

If I clean my room can we roast the rents?

Aiko Kitahoshi, passenger aboard the LoS, frequently awol due to the phenomina that is rl.

MSA

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 10:00 PM

bouncie bouncie

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 10:08 PM

-lets go of her pogo stick-

-pogo stick bounces around the fire-

Aiko Kitahoshi, passenger aboard the LoS, frequently awol due to the phenomina that is rl.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, December 25, 2008 12:05 AM

I'll up that and add an ignorant touchy feely from RWED (Obama-Guns). I conducted myself bad and deserve to be punished.

When can I have a bitch-slap button for my keyboard?

*Moshes a bit before returning to work*

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The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.
-Loretta Lynn

STINKINGROSE

Thursday, December 25, 2008 1:07 PM

I think you have to custom program that one. Let me know if you figure it out!

MSA

Thursday, December 25, 2008 6:00 PM

HUGS Rosie...Happy Christmas

mimosas for all.... ( damn I love this. It's 1pm and here we sit drinking mimosas and playing...giggle

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MSA

Friday, December 26, 2008 3:54 PM

bumping and throwing the whole of Chrysler Financial on the pyre....assholes!!!

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

STINKINGROSE

Saturday, December 27, 2008 8:13 PM

Bumping around the pyre.

"hip LIFT, hip LIFT, shimmy shimmy shimmy, POP.."

MSA

Saturday, December 27, 2008 10:02 PM

oooh shimmy and hip bump there's a dance... let's get our sari's on too

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

VERSEEXPLORER

Sunday, December 28, 2008 2:52 AM

Oooooo, bumping and dancing around the pyre. Sounds like fun.

LEOPARDFLAN

Thursday, January 1, 2009 1:04 AM

Happy New Year's Eve to Everyone and Hugs and Bonfires for All!

Aiko Kitahoshi, passenger aboard the LoS, frequently awol due to the phenomina that is rl.

MSA

Thursday, January 1, 2009 2:12 AM

* does a cough syrup soaked tissue waving dance*
Hey I may be sick but it's still New Year's Eve

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

VERSEEXPLORER

Thursday, January 1, 2009 2:28 AM

Happy New Year's to All.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, January 1, 2009 2:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
* does a cough syrup soaked tissue waving dance*
Hey I may be sick but it's still New Year's Eve

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

Feeling your pain. I am stage one. Coughy and vertigoy and migrainey

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

MSA

Thursday, January 1, 2009 5:18 AM

HUGS Can we just give up now?? Maybe if we surrender it'll go away

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, January 1, 2009 5:21 AM

Hey, some forsakeny prayers for me mum. She is having brain surgery on Tuesday. Yes, thats right I said brain and surgery in the same sentence

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

STINKINGROSE

Friday, January 2, 2009 12:27 AM

Good luck to your mum, sweetie!

There's a lot of negative energy surrounding me of late. I'm going to try putting out as much positive vibes as I can.

Anybody know any good karmic judo moves?

Happy New Year, may it be better than the one we just finished. For all of us.

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Friday, January 2, 2009 12:38 AM

*smudges Rosie*

Negative energy be gone!

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/
http://www.myspace.com/whimsicalnbrainpan

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, January 2, 2009 12:56 AM

Thanks Rosie! I am sending positive Karma vibes your way!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

MSA

Friday, January 2, 2009 5:09 AM

big hugs and as much positive energy as I have.. oh sweety can I help in any way/?? HUGS FMF

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

STINKINGROSE

Friday, January 2, 2009 11:57 AM

Not physically, but thanks. I'm about to go back to work from a nice long (but not quite long enough) vacation.

Let's see what, if anything, two weeks has done to the place.

I dreamed last night that I'd decided to fly out to Hawaii to see my mom on the spur of the moment sometime yesterday, and I was just then realizing that I'd have to call in today. I was also naked and had surprised Mom, so they were checking with the regulations at the hotel to see if I could crash with them overnight before I flew back the next day. I was sitting on the sidewalk outside a gift shop, and had managed to find an enormous Tshirt to cover me. The clerk brought me inside because I'd been trying to get hold of people for an hour, and he thought I needed a purse. They only had three styles, all were unsuitable but kitschy cute, and one of them was made from a tambourine I'd painted when I was 19. I was trying to figure out how it had made it to Hawaii when the alarm went off. At some point in the dream I had said to someone jokingly "usually when I'm naked I'm dreaming, isn't that odd?"

Mom has been back home in WA since Saturday.

Do you think my subconcious is trying to make me feel like I played hookey so I can not think about doing it anymore? Well, gotta chug the coffee and brush off the car. We got the major shovelling out of the way yesterday. Close to two feet of accumulation since Tuesday evening.

MSA

Friday, January 2, 2009 3:22 PM

HUGS Rosie...

ok too sick to type much ,but we're here if you need us

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

STINKINGROSE

Sunday, January 4, 2009 6:59 PM

Bump.

MSA

Sunday, January 4, 2009 8:09 PM

HUGS and more Rosie how is everything??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

STINKINGROSE

Sunday, January 4, 2009 8:41 PM

It's the weekend.

I start the 12 hour shifts tomorrow. Talk to me in about a month and a half to see how I'm adapting.

MSA

Thursday, January 8, 2009 10:32 PM

oooh I don't know if I'd like that... so you're doing 4 12's or what??

Ok pyre dance of come on weekend get here!!

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MSA

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 11:33 PM

bumpin for pyre dancing... and throwing people/things that annoy us on the pyre

*tosses snotty intern on pyre*

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, January 15, 2009 6:06 AM

*FMF enters the thread and throws a certain sanctimonious blowhard on the pyre*

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

MSA

Thursday, January 15, 2009 3:28 PM

See I knew the ash disposal system would come in handy...
HUGS FMF

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.