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The Other Other Caption Game Round 16: Sugested by Phyrelite

POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Sunday, March 1, 2009 14:17
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Saturday, December 27, 2008 7:56 PM

Our previous winner is asarian who gave us this caption to read and consider carefully before investing.



SIMON: Perhaps we should go with the contact lenses?! What do you think, Captain?
MAL: I don't know. This here's a pair of spectacles might warrant a moment's consideration.

And now on to our next contest with a picture suggested by Phyrelite.



I want a good clean caption game. No hitting below the belt. When the bell rings come out captioning.

*ding*



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, December 27, 2008 8:11 PM

Sadly, my first response was not clean.

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Saturday, December 27, 2008 8:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stinkingrose:
Sadly, my first response was not clean.



Silly me oh my, the captions don't have to be clean, just the game. Mea culpa, my bad, in the Latin.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, December 28, 2008 2:40 AM



Kaylee: Captain, Look at my eyes when you're talking to me.

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Sunday, December 28, 2008 3:05 PM

It's sunday morning. Do you know where your captions are?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, December 29, 2008 1:10 AM

Let me take him to visit my friend, Cap'n. He'll cheer up in no time at all.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
won't have to give up Vera, either...

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Monday, December 29, 2008 11:44 PM

LOL, I did good this week. :)



JAYNE (mostly to himself): "Im smellin' a Duct tape moment."


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 3:28 AM

KAYLEE: Okay, on this one Jayne gets to be bass
and the Captain is baritone. Ready? Oooh-wah,
oooh-wah, doo doo doo doo wah-de wah-de-wah-de,
yup yup yup yup booom..

bun
Frisky Browncoat
who wrote the book of space?

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008 11:50 PM

New years eve caption bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, January 2, 2009 4:57 AM

KAYLEE: Jayne says you have something to tell
me about a hammer, Captain. ???

bun
Frisky Browncoat
she just loves tools

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Saturday, January 3, 2009 12:08 AM

Let's start the weekend off with a caption, shall we?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, January 3, 2009 2:35 AM


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KAYLEE:
Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness
of my ways?



bun
Frisky Browncoat
but is there an alternative?

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Sunday, January 4, 2009 2:47 AM


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Because teenage pranks are *fun* when you're
about to die!

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Monday, January 5, 2009 3:59 AM

bump

bump

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Monday, January 5, 2009 10:50 PM

Captions needed. Will train.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 3:07 AM

daveshayne wrote:
Monday, January 05, 2009 12:50
Captions needed. Will train.
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"Train in Vain" (& other musical captions)


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KAYLEE: Best start believing in space westerns --
you're in one!


bun
Frisky Browncoat
clash, clash, clash

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 3:15 AM



Kaylee: Eww, was that you Captain?
Jayne: *walks away whistling trying to look innocent*


Lowbrow but i couldn't resist.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 3:36 AM

Welcome, UF
There are people eating.
And children peering in...
However, many a gaseous emission has been displayed here.
Once upon a time, TCM used to show up with 5-10
classic gas jokes...


bun
Frisky Browncoat
where are you, TCM?

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Thursday, January 8, 2009 11:30 PM

A shepherd and a mercenary walked into a bar. The companion bumped the caption thread.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, January 10, 2009 2:20 AM

For friday, captions.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, January 10, 2009 2:43 AM


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KAYLEE: I do have one question: how pregnant am
I, exactly?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
question courtesy of "Waitress"

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Saturday, January 10, 2009 5:08 AM








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Kaylee: "Who's the pretty captain? You are. Yes you are, your so pretty."

Jayne: "Somebody find me some duct tape."



{{{*~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*}}}

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:20 AM

More captions would be better.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, January 30, 2009 12:38 AM

Anybody else want to captionate? Anybody? Beuller?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009 1:25 AM

I'm bumping this to see if anybody wants to caption it.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, March 1, 2009 2:17 PM

Just for bumps:



Topher making Kaylee nearsighted wasn't very becoming.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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