The I AM a guy club!

POSTED BY: SouthernSlayer
UPDATED: Friday, March 18, 2005 02:57
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SOUTHERNSLAYER

Friday, May 28, 2004 2:20 PM (P)

The I AM a guy club!

This is a club for people who arn't girls.

Pretty self explainatory i should think.

So yeah! Join the newest little side club thing at FFF.net.

Rule number one) there are no rules.

Rule number two) no outside food.

And NO girls alowed. (Besides, ladies, its not like joining said club is going to get you laid, so whats the point of trying?)

Sorry couldn't resist!

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

BROWNCOAT1

Friday, May 28, 2004 2:24 PM (P)

Well, as I am a guy, and I have man parts (but not a girls name), so sign me up Slayer.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

JUMPY

Friday, May 28, 2004 2:46 PM (P)

Yeh when last I checked I was a guy as well. count me in

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There's no show I'd rather see, than the one with Serenity.
You can't take the sky from me...

STATIC

Friday, May 28, 2004 2:48 PM (P)

Oh by all means!!!!

I am assuming that this guy club comes complete with the leather armchairs, cigars and good whiskey?

If not, I'll bring them.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

CYBERSNARK

Friday, May 28, 2004 2:52 PM (P)

I'm in too.

(Why do I get the feeling I'm gonne end up apologizing to the women on behalf of my entire gender once again?)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

BROWNCOAT1

Friday, May 28, 2004 3:01 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Oh by all means!!!!

I am assuming that this guy club comes complete with the leather armchairs, cigars and good whiskey?

If not, I'll bring them.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

Make mine 20 year old Scotch!

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

WERZBOWSKI

Friday, May 28, 2004 3:09 PM (P)

Sure... I'm in.

"Wherever you go, there you are."
- Dr. B. Banzai

SOULOFSERENITY

Friday, May 28, 2004 3:13 PM (P)

I'm a guy...

Hey, us guys have to stick together and fend off all those feminine wiles...

______________________

But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, May 28, 2004 3:13 PM (P)

So is this a guys' club not a gentlemen's club, right? I use to work at one of the places with old, rich men sitting in club chairs, smoking cigars, and drinking gold label Johnny Walker and Glenlivet. It wasn't very fun. I'm heading back to the girls' club--call us if you need us.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

ATHERTONWING

Friday, May 28, 2004 3:27 PM (P)

I'm in! I have manly man parts and/or functions besides women are stupid, they have stupid breasts and stupid hair and stu....so really no women at all? ok fine but as long as were all still allowed to ogle the women? who the hell do they think they are? starting their little man haters club...grrr they have gone too far the chauvinist pigs. we can have our own club, with black jack and hookers and ok no women so forget the hookers just the blackjack...ah forget the whole thing.

STATIC

Friday, May 28, 2004 3:47 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
So is this a guys' club not a gentlemen's club, right? I use to work at one of the places with old, rich men sitting in club chairs, smoking cigars, and drinking gold label Johnny Walker and Glenlivet. It wasn't very fun. I'm heading back to the girls' club--call us if you need us.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Nah. . .this is a GUY'S club. . .which takes all of the best elements of a gentlemen's club . . .the cigars, the leather chairs, the fine whiskey. . .and then ADDS a few elements, such as bellydancers in sheer outfits, Stevie Ray Vaughan playing on the speakers, the Stanley Cup being broadcast on the TV, Jayne and Book lifting weights over in the corner. . .stuff like that.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

BADGERSHAT

Friday, May 28, 2004 4:02 PM (P)

Being born with outdoor plumbing, I'd say I'm a guy, so me an my Hat are in... I'll bring the Zima...

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

ECGORDON

Friday, May 28, 2004 4:24 PM (P)

I'm a guy too, but I would much rather be in a club that allows both guys and gals together. Always has been the best combination I know of.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

STATIC

Friday, May 28, 2004 4:42 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I'll bring the Zima...

Ummm. . .

So would you explain to me why you'd bring such a 'chick' drink to a guy's club?

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

DELIA

Friday, May 28, 2004 4:53 PM (P)

I wondered how long this was going to take. You boys have fun, and tidy up before you go home.

Delia (not a guy)

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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

DARKARCHON

Friday, May 28, 2004 5:06 PM (P)

Zima....no sir, don't like it. Now, a good porter or stout beer, that's the way to go...But hey, to each his own.

Other than that, sounds good (especially the hockey part). Count me in.

-Dark

Jayne-"Don't know these folks, don't much care to."
Mal-"They're whores..."
Jayne-"I'm in."

ANNIK

Saturday, May 29, 2004 1:44 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Nah. . .this is a GUY'S club. . .which takes all of the best elements of a gentlemen's club . . .the cigars, the leather chairs, the fine whiskey. . .and then ADDS a few elements, such as bellydancers in sheer outfits, Stevie Ray Vaughan playing on the speakers, the Stanley Cup being broadcast on the TV, Jayne and Book lifting weights over in the corner. . .stuff like that.

Don't forget to tip us bellydancers well ... we've got girl stuff we need to buy, like more sheer outfits.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 29, 2004 1:58 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
I'm a guy too, but I would much rather be in a club that allows both guys and gals together. Always has been the best combination I know of.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

I so agree with you, LeggoMyEggo!

Hope you don't mind the play on your name, us women-folk have wicked humors!

TRACER

Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:01 AM (P)

The medical forms say i'm all M, so roll on the Dukes of Hazard and A team reruns!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:02 AM (P)

Is it my shift tonight for bellydancing? (heavy sigh) Okay, just let me put my hammer and nails away, okay? I WAS attempting to enhance our clubhouse with new shelving!

NRKANGEL

Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:12 AM (P)

Count me in boys! Now... do we panty raid the girls board first, or just wander around on there grunting and being male just to irk 'em?

CAGEYBEE

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:19 AM (P)

*belly-dances her way in, wearing the full face veil, but oddly enough, very little around her midsection*

the dress code here is strange.

mostly, i was wondering if some guy over here wants to help us ladies set up our sauna. jefe, we may need you for the lightbulbs.

i must warn you, its sweaty work, but the ladies are workin' too, so its all fair-like. (very demurely)

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:24 AM (P)

I used to be a carpenter too.

But I do not join clubs, any club that would have me needs it's head examined. Cults, now those I'd join, well on the condition I get to be the cult leader. But no one ever wants to be my followers so I guess I'll just hang out and wait for plumbing/carpentry/insect infestation emergencies.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:27 AM (P)

no one wants to be your followers?

i have failed in my life's pursuits.....

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:40 AM (P)

Ohhh you do?

That means I can break out the kimono and the koolaid then!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

BECKINSALE

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:46 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SouthernSlayer:
The I AM a gay club!

So this is the "I AM a gay club" then? Interesting. I've never heard it worded that way before. Have fun boys.

CAGEYBEE

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:54 AM (P)

Quote:
That means I can break out the kimono and the koolaid then!

my doctor won't let me drink koolaid anymore. also, can my kimono be flower-free? and i need a few days off next week, i'm going boating. also, sometimes, i need to go home early, to, you know, feed my dog and stuff.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:54 AM (P)

Yeah I noticed that too, which is another reason I ain't joining.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

(which was on Seinfeld today too by mysterious coincidence)

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Saturday, May 29, 2004 12:05 PM (P)

Ok who the hell changed the "GUY" club intro the "GAY" club??? Cause yi know Im flattered but I dont swing that way. Gorram girls trying to sabotage or big damn GUY club!

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

MALICIOUS

Saturday, May 29, 2004 12:10 PM (P)

Gentlemen!

Poor Gunhand is over at our clubhouse building us...something...and we all are helping him (by watching and drinking fruity drinks with umbrellas). Won't you all grab a hammer and some nails and your (preferably leather) toolbelts and a kilt (just shut up and do it) and help little ol' us? (bats eyes)

Mal-licious

ECGORDON

Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:39 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
I'm a guy too, but I would much rather be in a club that allows both guys and gals together. Always has been the best combination I know of.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

I so agree with you, LeggoMyEggo! Hope you don't mind the play on your name, us women-folk have wicked humors!

Elwoodmom, that might be funny, or at least make some sense, if my username was eggordon, but it is e_c_gordon.

GREGGALLINSON

Saturday, May 29, 2004 3:50 PM (P)

I'd hope my screen name would make it obvious that I'm a guy, and if you were to see me in real life, I think it'd be obvious too, but %90 of the world seems to erroneously believe I'm gay.

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:32 PM (P)

Since when has anything around here made sense?? Hence, for no particular reason at all, you are now Leggomyeggo! With maple syrup!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:33 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Gentlemen!

Poor Gunhand is over at our clubhouse building us...something...and we all are helping him (by watching and drinking fruity drinks with umbrellas). Won't you all grab a hammer and some nails and your (preferably leather) toolbelts and a kilt (just shut up and do it) and help little ol' us? (bats eyes)

Mal-licious

That was good, Malicious. I think I need to practice batting my eyes, or crooking my finger, or something like that!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:34 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by GreggAllinson:
I'd hope my screen name would make it obvious that I'm a guy, and if you were to see me in real life, I think it'd be obvious too, but %90 of the world seems to erroneously believe I'm gay.

Well, Gregg, if ya stopped wearing those pink speedos....!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:36 PM (P)

I think I better go, before Eggo and Gregg thwack me! Off the the ladies club! Keep the damn bellydancing veil, I'd rather pole dance! Did I say that???

HELL'S KITTEN

Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:37 PM (P)

It kinda sounds more fun over here...

EBONEZER

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:57 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SouthernSlayer:
Ok who the hell changed the "GUY" club intro the "GAY" club??? Cause yi know Im flattered but I dont swing that way. Gorram girls trying to sabotage or big damn GUY club!

Now wait a second... Someone did that to OUR club too. We have an Asexual haker in our midst!

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

EBONEZER

Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:00 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

LeggoMyEggo!

I beleve the term is Leggo my Ebo. According to Tash anyway...he seems to think I'm leaving.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

CAGEYBEE

Sunday, May 30, 2004 5:31 AM (P)

mom, are you still starting that pole dancing class over at the girls' clubhouse? if so, guys, anyone want to install us a pole? *arches an eyebrow then hasily backs up waiting for the stampede of guys to flat-out sprint to the girl thread*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Sunday, May 30, 2004 5:34 AM (P)

Hey I'm official carpenter to the girls club but I'm already over there installing...whatever it was I was installing. But I'll get on it.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Sunday, May 30, 2004 5:50 AM (P)

gunhand, you can't do all the work alone. we need other tall, muscular, hot...i mean able-bodied....men to help.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

MALICIOUS

Monday, May 31, 2004 12:16 AM (P)

(Mal-licious sneaks into the guy's crappy clubhouse and steals back the pillows that Southerslayer doesn't think we noticed he took. Cleans bathroom while she is here because it's disgusting.)

Mal-licious

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Monday, May 31, 2004 12:37 AM (P)

Hey!! Who cleaned the toilet! Own up now.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

MALICIOUS

Monday, May 31, 2004 12:53 AM (P)

(Mal-licious sneaks back in, puts toilet seat back down--where it should be--and sneaks back out, unbeknownst to, and right behind, the dumbfounded Southernslayer.)

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Monday, May 31, 2004 12:55 AM (P)

Honestly man, if someone cleans the toilet and it ain't you...just be happy and glad that it didn't have to be you.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Monday, May 31, 2004 1:29 AM (P)

(STORMS back over, kicks Southernslayer's ass, takes back TV, lightbulbs (Jefe? Little help here) AND steals beer. Luckily, she brought the wheelbarrow with her.)

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Monday, May 31, 2004 1:30 AM (P)

Stealing beer too?

*Gunhand helps*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:43 AM (P)

wow, we're stealing their beer? isn't that like their life-blood? no wonder no one hangs out here....everyone should definitely come over to build things for us. the atmosphere is much nicer and someone does our dishes.

*puts their tv remote under her shirt and stealthily slips away*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, June 2, 2004 1:08 AM (P)

KGB!

You missed a great virtual shindig. We missed you! Next time, we'll have it on a better night for you.

Mal-licious

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, June 2, 2004 5:42 AM (P)

mal, i was there, just late. damn evil work....a computer system went down and i had to stay late. i was there for the screening of 'trash', which was me, gunhand, and someone i've never met before.

next time, i'll call in sick.
(i've been waiting to use that one forever!)

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

MALICIOUS

Thursday, June 3, 2004 12:03 AM (P)

You guys watched "Trash"??? Awwww, man, I wanted to see that! Now what am I gonna do? Damn.

Mal-licious

CAGEYBEE

Thursday, June 3, 2004 4:27 AM (P)

mal, it appears that there will be unofficial screenings of trash every night, as it is once again being watched by the people participating in the AIM chat.

also, is there anything left to steal here? otherwise, we should meet in the other thread. its much cleaner and the view is better ....plus, i hear rumblings of cabana boys.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

MALICIOUS

Friday, June 4, 2004 12:08 AM (P)

But I just cleaned here! Oh, alright. The cabana boys were mixing me a pitcher of purple slurpees anyway.

Mal-licious

MANTICHORUS

Friday, June 11, 2004 3:41 PM (P)

"I am a large, semi-muscular man."
I'm a guy (no $hit, Sherlock! It only says that in your frickin' bio!)(goes off on a semi-rant, only stopping when he realises he's annoying the women... who have weapons.)
I'm in, if only to keep the rest of you guys in order, so's you don't terrorise the women-folk.
Now... what are we gonna do?

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

MANTICHORUS

Friday, June 11, 2004 3:46 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
*puts their tv remote under her shirt and stealthily slips away*

I was wondering where that had got to...

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

SOULOFSERENITY

Friday, June 11, 2004 4:22 PM (P)

*busts open the door and charges into the clubhouse, followed by a truck from Sears delivering all the new Tv's and stuff, followed by a locksmith to help keep out those damn pesky girls*

Alright, boys...your savior is here! Put the big screen in there, put the plasma in the bathroom, and bring in the monster grill!!

*behind the grill, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders saunter in with a twelve pack of beer each*

Beer in the fridge, ladies in the living room!!

*the security detail follows next, the man in charge hands Slayer the new keys and the code for the state-of-the-art security system*

Try and stop us now girls!!!

______________________

But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

HIGHIRON02

Friday, June 11, 2004 6:45 PM (P)

Beer, Cheerleaders, Big Screen TV. This party is getting interesting. I'm in!

We got you partially surrounded

SOULOFSERENITY

Friday, June 11, 2004 6:55 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Highiron02:
Beer, Cheerleaders, Big Screen TV. This party is getting interesting. I'm in!

Welcome then!! There's a spot over by the pool table, and I think SouthernSlayer's around here somewhere...

After all, he is the boss man!!

______________________

But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

TJACK

Friday, June 11, 2004 7:27 PM (P)

Hmmm,let's see, all the other guys are inside there.
All the women are outside here with me.
I think I'll stay where I am.

When faced with a moral question I ask myself; "What would The Lone Ranger do?"

SOULOFSERENITY

Friday, June 11, 2004 7:31 PM (P)

What, are the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders not women?

*cradles a cheerleader as she sobs*

______________________

But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

MALICIOUS

Friday, June 11, 2004 11:06 PM (P)

Fine. Lock us out. Just try living in there when it gets reallllly foul. Don't come cryin' to us then, pal.

Mal-licious

MANTICHORUS

Tuesday, June 15, 2004 12:44 PM (P)

All right, which one of you threw the wine out???

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than." -Shindig.
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud." -Safe.

MALICIOUS

Thursday, March 17, 2005 10:24 PM (P)

Bump numero dos for SCA.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

VETERAN

Thursday, March 17, 2005 11:12 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Nah. . .this is a GUY'S club. . .which takes all of the best elements of a gentlemen's club . . .the cigars, the leather chairs, the fine whiskey. . .and then ADDS a few elements, such as bellydancers in sheer outfits, Stevie Ray Vaughan playing on the speakers, the Stanley Cup being broadcast on the TV, Jayne and Book lifting weights over in the corner. . .stuff like that.
B]

I'm in.

ODDNESS2HER

Friday, March 18, 2005 12:17 AM (P)

I protest all this sexual segregation! Are we not all equal in the eyes of the Internet?

MALICIOUS

Friday, March 18, 2005 1:27 AM (P)

See other thread re: my response to this, something about we live as one tribe now, blah blah, TREE, blah blah.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THEREALME

Friday, March 18, 2005 2:57 AM (P)

Hello.

I have an announcement to make. I will cross-post this on all three original clubhouse threads. Mal-licious has said something about this, but I wrote this before she posted. Anyway:

These are old threads!

Ancient, even.

These three threads: the “I am NOT a Guy Club”, the “I AM a Guy Club”, and the “Forgotten not a Guy/Girl Clubhouse,” are the origins of the Treehouse and Sereni-TREE threads. There are currently 13 subsequent threads in direct succession from these first three, and it’s growing all the time. But the SereniTree is where we live now. The survivors, anyway.

See, the war of sexes was fought long ago. The women won, and held rule in the “Forgotten not a Guy/Girl” thread. Then we men won our freedom back and we moved on to other threads as equals. Yes, in the present, as Oddness2her believes, we are equal in the SereniTREE.

It’s kind of like Star Trek, but without the Prime Directive.

Anyway, if you wish to fight the battles of the sexes all over again, that is up to you.

Me? I’ll just get some popcorn and watch.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)