The I am NOT a guy club!
POSTED BY: ebonezer
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 4:55 AM
This is a club for people who arn't guys.
Pretty self explainatory i should think.
So yeah! Join the newest little side club thing at FFF.net.
Rule number one) there are no rules.
Rule number two) no outside food.
And NO boys alowed. (Besides, gentlemen, its not like joining said club is going to get you laid, so whats the point of trying?)
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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ooooo, oooooo, pick me, pick me! *jumps up and down spastically*
in an effort to
my sixth grade PE class (kids are ruthless when it comes to dodgeball), ebo, please pick me first. i promise that my dodging skills have improved. demonstration? ok
*runs looking behind her, successfully dodging two cats, an old man, and a gang of squirrels....only to run directly into a tree*
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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ebonezer:
Ummm, if my screen name was 'Melissa', or 'Judy', or 'Tiffany', do you think folks might get the mistaken impression that I was a fem? Well, using that same logic, the name 'ebonezer'... quod erat demonstrandum. Perhaps 'ebonezer-ette'?
As far as the '...NOT a guy club' is concerned, to paraphrase Aesop: I don't want to be in your club; it's probably sour anyway. ;) You girls play nice, now. Just give a whistle when y'all need the lawn mowed or the toilet snaked, and one of us lowly guys'll come runnin'. We know you love us...
Devotedly,
zoid
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"I'm telling you right now. When all's said and done, that little girl's gonna change the world. Not just this little bit she's done here, neither; big things. I couldn't be prouder if she was my own daughter."
- Malcolm Reynolds, owner-operator of Firefly-class transport, "Serenity"; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard
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Oh wow, i get to pick who gets into the club?
NIFTY!
Sure KGB, join the club.
Now that was fun.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
ebonezer:
Ummm, if my screen name was 'Melissa', or 'Judy', or 'Tiffany', do you think folks might get the mistaken impression that I was a fem? Well, using that same logic, the name 'ebonezer'... quod erat demonstrandum. Perhaps 'ebonezer-ette'?
Yeah..you're the second person who's told me i should do something like that. But i didn't want to. So its really my own fault.
Although, to semi-quote Joss, i did make a subtly brilliant signature. (So subtle in fact, that it cannot be detected by humains.)
See for yourself
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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whew!
and though i don't know much about lawn or plumbing maintenance, i do have the ability to light pilot lights in stoves and ovens. (i once worked at a resort where i had to help a cabin of ladies light theirs, and i was having some trouble, and they kept insisting we needed a boy. but i'll be damned if i didn't get it lit. so, just pass me my hoop skirt and point me to the bedroom)
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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*just kinds hangs out waiting for a plumbing emergency*
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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I can drive a tractor! (were not talking a fancy tractor that does what its told, we're talking about evil tractors that don't start when you want them to, and like to pop out of gear and blow exhast in your face!)
Hmmm...I'm not really helping the "ebo is a girl" argument, am I.
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just refuse to learn plumbing...its what are the girly-girls are doing nowadays.
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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I refuse to learn cooking.
Although, i guess it beats crawing under a cupboard to have groady water drop on your forehead...
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 12:49 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
*just kinds hangs out waiting for a plumbing emergency*
Not exactly a plumbing emergency, but I've got a bathroom infestation of ants you can help with if you want. I've laid down bug killing traps, but they just keep coming (and more or less ignoring the ant poison). I've taken to shooting individual ants with Windex, which kills them, but new ones just take their places. Any suggestions?
Delia
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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
Any suggestions?
RUN!!!!!
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Originally posted by Static:
Originally posted by Delia:
Any suggestions?
RUN!!!!!
From ants? To where?
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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 1:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:Quote:
Not exactly a plumbing emergency, but I've got a bathroom infestation of ants you can help with if you want. I've laid down bug killing traps, but they just keep coming (and more or less ignoring the ant poison). I've taken to shooting individual ants with Windex, which kills them, but new ones just take their places. Any suggestions?
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Buy some translucent general purpose silicone sealant. On the inside, seal around the tops and bottoms of the skirting boards, at the points where pipes run into the wall and floor and any other cracks you can see in the walls and floor. Rather than go to the effort of pulling up the carpet/lino do the walls and pipes first, then wait a few days to see whether they are still getting in.
On the outside seal around the points where pipes run into the wall and ground. Check the grouting. If there are large chunks missing then regrout them (if your lazy like me then just fill them with the sealant) and seal any small cracks.
I had ants in my bathroom and this worked for me. The internal ant powders were useless and the outside powders had to be replaced everytime it rained.
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Wren,
Thanks. I'll seal up what I can in the bathroom -- it's an apartment, so I don't have much control over the outside. But maybe sealing the cracks will be enough to encourage them to go infest some other person's bathroom.
Delia
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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 1:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
I refuse to learn cooking.
Although, i guess it beats crawing under a cupboard to have groady water drop on your forehead...
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
I married someone who liked to cook. Saved me from a lifetime of pbj sandwiches.
I'll mess with plumbing, but not with electricity. That stuff can kill you.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 1:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
As far as the '...NOT a guy club' is concerned, to paraphrase Aesop: I don't want to be in your club; it's probably sour anyway. ;) You girls play nice, now. Just give a whistle when y'all need the lawn mowed or the toilet snaked, and one of us lowly guys'll come runnin'. We know you love us...
Devotedly,
zoid
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"Men are only good for two things... and how important is parallel parking, anyway?" :wink
That, and getting rid of bugs with waaaaaay too many legs. Yeech. I'll mow my own lawn and fix my own toilet if someone else will deal with the creepy crawlies inside the house.
And the name "Fred" and I have a long and storied history that would change completely where the name to change to "Freda".
Ebo, since I'm another one who was mistaken for a guy, can I join?
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 3:17 PM
What do we do in a girls' club? Do we giggle about Mal and the boys?
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 3:28 PM
So really no chane of me getting laid if i join? at all? well i dont wanna play...stupid girls.
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If you gals should need someone to reach the light bulbs in the ceiling, give me a holler. I'm also good at re-shingling, painting, and basic dentistry...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 8:13 PM
Ebo,
I have decided to allow you to let me join this club. I have the proper parts, although I kinda have a guy-ish name. I can do lots of guy-y stuff, like mow the lawn and clean the pool. I'll kill any critters except spiders, 'cause they skeeve me out. The only thing I can't do is read a measuring tape properly. I say stuff like, "Ok, that's 3 inches and 2 little lines." My husband freaks out, because (what were the odds?) he is an actual carpenter. Also, I play backup rainstick in the Fireflies band. Also, I was the one who started the virtual shindig thread. I'll let you come to that, if you let me join the club. Whaddya say?
Mal-licious
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 8:41 PM
I wanna join. Me join now. Please? And thanks to all the guys for wanting to help out. I'm sure that bulbs will need to be put in at some point.
Shamrock
I'm so proud I could poo.
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 8:58 PM
I wish I had easy simple advice for the ant thing, aside from sealing all the cracks and gaps. I got rid Argentinian ants but used 'Chinese chalk' - not a smart thing.
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, May 28, 2004 9:03 PM
I'm in!!!
Plus, I can fix cars!
As one of my 7th graders told me: "Boys are dumb - throw rocks at them."
Gotta love kids!
My other car is a Firefly.
(Mary's fantasy bumper sticker for her 95 Caravan)
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i know i already have a girls name but can i join too?
i have roto rooter's phone number and i can change a light bulb (did it yesterday, i'm so proud).
"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."
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Sure, all you peole can join.
As to the question what do we do in this club...well, um, i'll turn that question over to our PR people.
Edit: I've just been informed we don't have PR people...Sorry. I guess nobody quite knows what the point is...
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 12:28 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:Quote:Any suggestions?
Originally posted by Gunhand:
*just kinds hangs out waiting for a plumbing emergency*
Delia
Napalm.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 1:14 AM
Can I join? Take the "mom" out of my name, and everyone thinks I'm a fella. I did that on purpose. My e-mail address doesn't include the "mom" part, and I therefore get some solicitations for men. You know, enlarge your peanuts!
I don't know much about plumbing, and I often break household appliances (long stories), but I installed extra shelving in every closet at my house to increase storage space. Would that help out in the clubhouse?
I do feel guilty, leaving out all our wonderful fella friends. Cause now they're going to create their own club, and then both clubs will start to hurl insults, resulting in a riot. Hey, I'm on to something here!
Oh, wait, back on the guilt trip. My hubby just interrupted me with flowers! Everyone say Awwwwwwwwww! 
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Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Sure, all you peole can join.
As to the question what do we do in this club...well, um, i'll turn that question over to our PR people.
Edit: I've just been informed we don't have PR people...Sorry. I guess nobody quite knows what the point is...
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
Heck ... I'm a PR person ... on hiatus mostly at the moment (nothing to do with Fox, just the cancer stuff ... which, on second thought, perhaps actually *is* from Fox after all!
)Let's see ... to do things the 'official' way we need to develop positioning and key messages. Are we a man-hatin' girls' club or are we a need-our-own-club-cuz-the-guys-already-got-sseveral? Or another take on this?
On another point entirely (PR people are prone to doing that, BTW ... changing the point of things
) ... I'm always nervous about your sig, Ebo ... I'd like to know why the dentists you visit are commenting on your gender in the first place? Sounds creepifying to me.Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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I wanna join. Pick me. Pick me. And I think that the purpose of this club is to swoon over then men of Firefly. Damn they are hot. Oh and Girl power is a must!
"You can't take the sky from me."
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 1:59 AM
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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Napalm.
Thanks, but won't that make it kind of difficult to brush my teeth? I'd very much like to still have a bathroom, just no ants.
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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:35 AM
Annik,
Can we be a "just because we want to hang out and talk and do girl stuff" club? I like when women get together because they want[/] to, not because they feel like they have to, in reaction to something men did or said or said they did.
Mal-licious
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:53 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by annik:
Let's see ... to do things the 'official' way we need to develop positioning and key messages. Are we a man-hatin' girls' club or are we a need-our-own-club-cuz-the-guys-already-got-sseveral? Or another take on this?
On another point entirely (PR people are prone to doing that, BTW ... changing the point of things) ... I'm always nervous about your sig, Ebo ... I'd like to know why the dentists you visit are commenting on your gender in the first place? Sounds creepifying to me.
Cheers,
Annik
Hmmm, i thing this is more of a us-with-masculane-names-need-a-support-group-to-deal-with-all-the-times-we-get-called-male. (For me its not just on the net. People standing in front of me, LOOKING AT ME, will call me a boy.)
And about that other point, i got my signature from the Sloganizer (see my most recent blog if you don't know what that is). Is a hint at my gender that makes people turn and go, say what now? I think dentists would care, though, because their tired of dealing with people who have brokin teeth because they called me a boy. The fifth one must be greedy though. Shame on him.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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ok, i tried to lure the boys over, telling them we need their help to build a sauna.
hot sweaty boys help cheer up those with easily-confused-as-to-the-gender names, right?
i had to wear gauzy things (fine, i liked them), but hopefully, some will make their way over and start gettin buildin.
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Well I was a carpenter...but ya have to understand that for me napalm is an essential construction supply and all.
And I've installed jacuzzis before, and built saunas and barns even!
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:11 AM
riiiight....
so, enough chit chat, get buildin! 
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Yes ma'am...
*starts a'building*
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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*clears throat*
ya know, shirts are optional.
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Well I figured I'd just do all the carpentry in my kilt since it's summertime and all.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Ok, ladies, I brought the lawn chairs. Here are some drink fixin's (little umbrellas included). I think we should set up over....there... for optimum viewing position. Let's see (calculates in her head) this trajectory should be excellent! We are close enough to see sweat and muscles and to be able to see up the kilt when he's on the ladder, yet just far enough away to be out of hammer-dropping range.
Ohhhh, yeahhh. Leather tool belt. (crosses legs, leans back, sips fruity drink, licks lips...) This is the life.
Mal-licious
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I'm sitting here with Malicios watching all the building action and I just noticed something dreadfully wrong with the sign.
Who tampered with the sign? Gay? I'm not a great typist but the a isn't anywhere near the u.
Girls, we have a hacker in our midst.
I suspect he's male.
We have to rally the troops, start an attack!!!
After they fisnish building our clubhouse...
We might postpone it a little longer if they bring us drinks too.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:39 PM
First things first. They finish building our clubhouse, cause we're so very good at acting helpless. (The Oscar goes to...!) Then, we manage to get back massages. Once we're all relaxed, and maybe take a nap, we then plot our attack! Muwahahahahaha! We could shower their clubhouse with feminine products! It's the least we could do to the devious hacker! 
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:23 PM
Now that I see you have changed the name of your club, I guess I can join, 'cause I definitely ain't gay.
wo men ren ran zai fei xing.
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LAST UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 11:42 PM
Not Gay, NOT a guy -- so I guess I fit in either way!
Nice to have a place to go to watch the carpenters work! Even better is I'm not alone, 'cuz I think that could be an arrestable offense! 
I've worked on plumbing -- not sure I'll ever do it again unless I have no choice! LONG story and it still brings panic to the surface...
I've done work on cars and I've embarrassed a few guys by actually FIXING the car when they couldn't figure out what was wrong! Not heavy stuff, mind you, but still, it was worth the reaction!
My dad was a carpenter, so I've picked up a few of those skills, plus my Mom fixed stuff all the time around the house, so I guess that just makes me mostly self sufficient...Except where spiders are concerned. Those will make me scream like a little girl!! ::shudders just thinking about those horrid little creaters::
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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Looking up the kilt now too are we? Sheesh and they say men have smutty minds. Okay we do, but still!
Remind me to bring Shepard Book next time I'm over here working on your clubhouse, I'm sure he has a sermon or two for y'all to listen to.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Looking up the kilt now too are we? Sheesh and they say men have smutty minds. Okay we do, but still!
Remind me to bring Shepard Book next time I'm over here working on your clubhouse, I'm sure he has a sermon or two for y'all to listen to.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
Well, if Book comes near us, we'll gang up on him and shave his head! How's that for girl power!
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Just so long as Gunhand's not pasty white from all that time he's spent in his bunker or in rehab, I'm good with the ogling.
Do we have snacks?
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.
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Fret not, I still have my 'desert tan' going, but I tell you what I don't get out of north soon I'm gonna start losing it. And then I'll lose it!
And nothing wrong with shaven heads, I've sported one from time to time so I'm sure Shepard Book would be stylin'. 
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
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Maybe we could give Gunhand a spray-on tan can! 
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There seems to be some sort of confusion here at the top o your page. Is this the , "I am NOT a gay club", as the top of the discussion page says, or "I am NOT a guy club" as the post would mean ya to thunk it?
Until formerly notified, I recon that this is the I am NOT a gay guy club, to which, I would like to nominate yours turly for membership.
If'en t turns out that this is the I am NOT a gay club, same holds as above.
Cept'n if this turns out to be the I am NOT a guy club. Then I'm screwed.
'Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.'
-Joss Whedon
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Originally posted by fred1988:
Just so long as Gunhand's not pasty white from all that time he's spent in his bunker or in rehab, I'm good with the ogling.
Do we have snacks?
Nope, just booze.
Mal-licious
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i just realized that if you lay on the ground, the view gets better!
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Okay, I don't know why ANY name that ends in "agogo" would make people think that person is a dude, but seriously, I get called a guy fairly frequently.
I can do some manly things, but I really need someone who will pick up the occasional dead bird and/or rodents in my yard, which the loving cats leave for me. I hate hate HATE dead birds. HATE them.
And if you want to do yardwork, that's swell. I hate that too.Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Remind me to bring Shepard Book next time I'm over here working on your clubhouse, I'm sure he has a sermon or two for y'all to listen to.
Only if Mal comes along to give us a good scolding.
:::lights the Grail-shaped beacon:::"Well personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon."
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ok, where's mom? she said she'd teach me to pole dance....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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look! I re-painted the sign. Theres somthing I'm good at.
I just think I'l lay down next to KGB here.
Wow. The view IS better. I've always wondered what they wore under their kilts...
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hey, could someone get ebo and i a few pillows? the view is good, but the ground is less so.
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Work work work...
*throws them some pillows and then gets back to the constructionification*
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
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I feel like sneaking into your party
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Hey can I join. I am defiantly not a guy. I can use a chainsaw, have a sword and gun collection, and generally think I can kick any ones rear area. Tends to confuse people a bit but I have two large protruding areas on my chest that argue against me being a guy.
I also don't mind looking up kilts. Can I get a pillow too?
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
If you gals should need someone to reach the light bulbs in the ceiling, give me a holler. I'm also good at re-shingling, painting, and basic dentistry...
--Jefé The Hat
I'm 6'2" tall.
I don't need your help reaching anything, thank you.

May I be in the club too?
Among other things, I can do basic car stuff like check and change the oil, trans and brake fluids, i can code HTML and I understand Javascript, I knit, can tap dance, I can wire a sound system and program a VCR (don't laugh, some people think that the fact that they can't is something to be proud of)...and I can cook, too!
Oh! And give me some rubber gloves, a broom and a paper bag and I'll pick up a dead bird just so's I don't have to look at it anymore.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
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*picks up pillows and walks out quickly and quietly*
Yoink.
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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Well, I can fix your computer for you. Well, if it's a mac. I try not to touch Windows machine seeing as how they SUCK. I can set up an entire recording studio if needed. And I can run and fix and film projector. I don't know that we would be needing any of that, but just in case.
However I usually have to have a guy to get on a ladder for me. I'm short. '4"11. See short. But it does give me ample looking up kilt time. 
"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
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Y'all do know I'm gonna be wearing my kilt for the virtual shindig right? So be on your best behavior or...or...hell I dunno.
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around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
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increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
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Martinis anyone? There's a bar near me that does martinis and manicures every Wednesday night.
I usually just lurk but I had to get in on this one. Can I join the club? I'm not a guy but if anyone's a Mercedes Lackey fan they'll know that from my screen name.
Let's keep the guys around to get rid of spiders and move heavy objects.
I can't do plumbing or carpentry but I can design a satellite, just keep the bugs away from me!
I'd like to be in on the virtual shindig too. You'd think that in LA I be able to find a non-virtual one!
Kethryveris
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Kethryveris,
If you haven't already done so, go over to the General Discussions forum under "How to Shindig" and let Ebonezer know your AIM screen name for the shindig Tuesday.
Oh, and could you just put the martini shaker here on this end table? And move slightly to the left, you are blocking my view. Ok, thanks, that's good. (also the manicure at the bar is SUCH an excellent idea!)
Mal-licious
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Martinis eh? I'll pass, they taste like socks and smell like...well I won't say. On the other hand if y'all want to send a Beam and Dr. Pepper up the ladder I'd be appriciative, plenty of ice too please.
Carpentry is sweaty work after all, even in a kilt.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Martinis eh? I'll pass, they taste like socks and smell like...well I won't say. On the other hand if y'all want to send a Beam and Dr. Pepper up the ladder I'd be appriciative, plenty of ice too please.
Carpentry is sweaty work after all, even in a kilt.![]()
Excuse me, but what are you doing down off the roof? Get your shiny (in more ways than one) butt back up there! You'll get your drink when it gets too dark to see.
Mal-licious
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I'm up here, that's why I said send it up the ladder because I knew if I came down there'd be a riot or something.
Wait what was I even on the roof for again?
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the Man, how's about we move away from this
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I'm up here, that's why I said send it up the ladder because I knew if I came down there'd be a riot or something.
Wait what was I even on the roof for again?
Hell-O! You just sent a COMPUTER message! Is your computer on the roof? How much hammering on our (reviews thread) sauna are you getting done while typing? Hmm?
BTW, I'm afraid we are going to have to make this sauna MUCH bigger than this. Perhaps even two stories tall. With a deck. And a hot tub. We are going to have the BEST clubhouse. Can you adjust your tool belt please? Just hitch it to the right some. Yeaahh. Now get back to work!
*edit--I just wanted everyone to know that my post was #69. Not that that isn't significant in and of itself, but it IS 26 more posts than the gay guy's club, FYI. Girls RULE.
Mal-licious
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Ohh hey nice tv!! Is that a plasma screen??
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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It is. 65 inch screen. Surround sound. Firefly 24/7. And stop peeking through our windows!
Mal-licious
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Yeah I ummm...took the computer on the roof and all that.
Dunno why.
Ummm...hitching eh? Okay.
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the Man, how's about we move away from this
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Hey, Gunhand? Umm, do you ever wear chaps on your ranch? Can you, ummm, wear them here sometime? (looks down
kicks dirt) Please?
Mal-licious
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Well I have a pair, I don't wear them all that much really because...well I just don't. But sure I suppose so, don't see the cool factor with chaps but I live to serve. Or something like that.
Usually I just wear jeans or BDUs and if I'm feeling wild and crazy cutoff BDUs, but that can lead to some leather burns so...ya know.
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the Man, how's about we move away from this
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increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
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*Runs in and nabs the girls tv while Malicious is looking away.
LOL. security is pretty lax.
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*Sneaks back in and removes all the light bulbs from the lights.
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Actually I'd be careful Southernslayer, see if I'm here doing carpentry that means my vehicle is parked closeby and it usually has enough firepower in it to take over a small Third World nation. Not that they know how to use it most likely, just saying...

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the Man, how's about we move away from this
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increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
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*sneaks back in and puts the tv and light bulbs back in place. lol
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Wise choice, I think some of them may have the point and it goes bang part figured out some.
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around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
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increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
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Gunhand! I done took care of it already! But thanks for the intimidation.
Mal-licious
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I'm good at intimidation.
*does a kilt twirl and bow and goes back to carpentry*
Yes you can be intimidating in a kilt...trust me.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
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increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
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Whats this about Gunhand having a ranch? And chaps?
I have chaps too. And spend half my life at a ranch.
I changed my mind, gunhand can be my creepy interent boyfriend now.
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Hey I'm not creepy!
Well okay I am.
But I work on a ranch, have a horse and a gun and the whole nine yards. Yes, I'm a cowboy. 
Thing is when I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate when I grew up and not a cowboy. So I still have some career choices to make...
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the Man, how's about we move away from this
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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Hey I'm not creepy!
Well okay I am.
But I work on a ranch, have a horse and a gun and the whole nine yards. Yes, I'm a cowboy.
Thing is when I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate when I grew up and not a cowboy. So I still have some career choices to make...
Hmmm ... have you considered resurrecting the time-honoured tradition of being a highwayman? This gets you the perks of being a pirate, whilst being able to maintain the cowboy stuff such as horse-riding and being on solid land. Just a thought.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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I thought about that Annik but the problem is there ain't anymore stage service in Arizona so I'd be a long while between jobs. And idle hands are the devil's plaything and all that.
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the Man, how's about we move away from this
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Wow! A cowboy! Nifty! I'm sort of like a cowgirl...sort of. Well, i have a horse anyway. I ride english though, and go foxhunting, and jumping coops and stuff. I've pushed cows one or two times, though.
I know how to crack a whip too. Thats handy 
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Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, where's mom? she said she'd teach me to pole dance....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
Watch and learn, my chickadees, watch and learn. First, grab the pole thusly, wrap your right leg around...
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Originally posted by Gunhand:
I thought about that Annik but the problem is there ain't anymore stage service in Arizona so I'd be a long while between jobs. And idle hands are the devil's plaything and all that.
Stage schmage. You need to be knocking over armoured trucks. They won't suspect the guy with the horse, you know.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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Why, I do believe I'm getting the vapors from all this construction business!
Thank goodness for all these pillows around here!
Looks like Gunhand might be, too -- someone better get him some lemonade, don't want the show to end too early, do we???
When he's done with the Jacuzzi, maybe we should have him install the security system to prevent another attempt at theft?
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The vapors eh?
Now that is something I haven't heard for an age and a half. Best get yourself a mint julip perhaps. 
And as for the knocking over of armored vehicles, they're not quite right for my...idom?
Yeah I just had a Monty Python moment. Anyhow back to the construction! What was I constructing now again? Oh yeah, jacuzzi and then sauna and then security. At least I think that's the order.
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The vapors eh?
Now that is something I haven't heard for an age and a half. Best get yourself a mint julip perhaps.
And I'm not even Southern!

Hmm. Mint Julep does sound awfully tasty, though...
Anyone know how to make one?
If not, a frozen Margarita wouldn't go amiss...
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I know how to make 'em, how to spell 'em? Not so much. Oh well the making and the drinking are the important bits to my mind. 
Margarita doesn't sound bad either now that you mention it, and yeah I know how to make them too.
Unfortunately I'm not allowed off the roof or Mal-icious and Mom will kick my kilted posterior.
Work, work, work.
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Get back to work! (whip cracks)
Mal-licious
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Oh great, now ya have a whip too?
*goes back to work very quicklike*
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Ebonezer taught me. She wandered away (perhaps to her bunk?) and left it lying here, sooo...I figured I make use of it!
Mal-licious
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Originally posted by Malicious:
Get back to work! (whip cracks)
Mal-licious
Elwoodmom standing next to Malicious, hands on hips, toe tapping. Are we slacking any, Gunhand??
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I want to join this shiny club. I have what some believe is a boy's name and big feet and I never ask for directions when driving. (thank goodness I have girlie parts or I'd be run out on a rail). I can do all the man-tasks listed so far except the light dentistry (Hat...what is light dentistry??). But I'm happy to leave the really creepy bugs to someone else -- I keep telling that to the cicada's, but apparently Baltimore is cicada central. I'll do plumbing, but only so far, cuz plumbers gotta eat...who am I to stop 'em?
And I can do really girlie stuff, too, like knit, crochet, spin. It's very confusing for my husband.
Ants ... we have em and the bait does nothing. sealing often works...probably will work well in an apartment. We have too many entrances.
Annik, for our PR spin or boilerplate or whatever -- I suggest we not be a girl's club that defines itself in relationship to boys...we are a girls club for the sisterhood of it. We've got no argument with boys, but sometimes a woman's got to do what a woman's got to do.
What do we do? Whatever we please, as long as we can do it watchin' FF.
insight spinner
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Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....
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Originally posted by athertonwing:
So really no chane of me getting laid if i join? at all? well i dont wanna play...stupid girls.
It's so funny you said that!!With your choice of names, it's just really funny that you said that. Of course you can't get laid...Inara has you blacklisted. Silly boy!
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>>Annik, for our PR spin or boilerplate or whatever -- I suggest we not be a girl's club that defines itself in relationship to boys...we are a girls club for the sisterhood of it. We've got no argument with boys, but sometimes a woman's got to do what a woman's got to do.
What do we do? Whatever we please, as long as we can do it watchin' FF.<<
Amen, sister! That was so beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes! Here's to the Ya Ya Sisterhood! 
(We can still ogle the guys, right?)
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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
>>Annik, for our PR spin or boilerplate or whatever -- I suggest we not be a girl's club that defines itself in relationship to boys...we are a girls club for the sisterhood of it. We've got no argument with boys, but sometimes a woman's got to do what a woman's got to do.
What do we do? Whatever we please, as long as we can do it watchin' FF.<<
Amen, sister! That was so beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes! Here's to the Ya Ya Sisterhood!
(We can still ogle the guys, right?)
As your official (?) PR-wonk, I'd say we can ogle the guys with total abandon. Relish, even.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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