CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #13

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, October 12, 2009 19:31
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, October 5, 2009 1:55 AM

Hrm...someone's looking to threepeat...

Yes, that's right, this week's winner is also last week's winner, ASARIAN! Way to go! Two in a row!

As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Allright, ASARIAN, you got your work cut out for you! I am sure everyone will work extra hard to best your best! So here is the new challenge, straight out of the BDM!

Summer: No! Please, Joss, don't put me back in the box!

Hee hee! Now let the funny flow!

BWAH!
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NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Monday, October 5, 2009 2:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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and that was why nobody wanted to see Jayne "nekkid"...

ASARIAN

Monday, October 5, 2009 6:53 AM

L'Oreal: Because I'm worth it!

^^ Nah, I stole that one from the last time we used this image! But it was a funny caption, nonetheless. :) I forgot what I entered myself, back then; so it probably wasn't all that good. Soon as I have something, I'll post it; for now, I've got nothing.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Monday, October 5, 2009 8:07 AM

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Nail biting makes you less purty!

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FLORALBUNNY

Monday, October 5, 2009 8:51 PM

GRATZ, asarian!!!
As her hair flew toward the ventilator, River feared meeting the same kind of fate as the unfortunate Crow.
bun

ASARIAN

Monday, October 5, 2009 9:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
As her hair flew toward the ventilator, River feared meeting the same kind of fate as the unfortunate Crow.

LOL. Penny for the smart lady! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FREEBROWNCOAT

Monday, October 5, 2009 11:52 PM

Stars in Hollywood want Polanski freed because ..... why?"

Topical.

ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 12:19 AM

The shock of finding out she was an actual gorram Doll far exceeded River's discomfort of having been dressed up like one.

Or,

Jayne (in background): We're all set for the group shot.
Photographer: No. Can't. Too much hair.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

PEACEKEEPER

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 12:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

"I couldn't help it--it just popped in there--it's the StayPuft Marshmallow Man!!!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 12:30 AM

she just found out shes a cylon.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 1:05 AM

hot dang, you guys are good today

Quote:

~~~continuing the crossover~~~
River's flash-forward was a terrifying vision of Wash-on-a-stick!!1!

bad-taste bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 3:00 AM

River made this face right before Mal hit her with the Mule

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ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 3:47 AM

*woosh!*
RIVER: Storm's getting worse.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 7:20 AM

From the everything-you-say-can-and-will-be-used-against-you dept.

JOSS: There's just no easy way to let someone know you've killed off their puppy.

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ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 7:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Forgot to comment on this, but that caption was hi-larious! :) And I personally wouldn't mind if you did this more often. Search engine on this board isn't exactly what it used to be (or, worse, actually exactly what it used to be, lol); so, seeing some of the glory days of Caption Tightpants fly by brings up fond memories for me. It's like the sky they can't take from us: even if we can't have Firefly back, at least we can always go back to Firefly!

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RYCE

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 11:17 AM

Joss: Summer, focus! You're on a planet full of dead people, not in a Garnier Fructis commercial!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FREEBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 1:49 PM

The stones .... they're NOT random!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 2:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Forgot to comment on this, but that caption was hi-larious! :) And I personally wouldn't mind if you did this more often. Search engine on this board isn't exactly what it used to be (or, worse, actually exactly what it used to be, lol); so, seeing some of the glory days of Caption Tightpants fly by brings up fond memories for me. It's like the sky they can't take from us: even if we can't have Firefly back, at least we can always go back to Firefly!

Well the oldest CTs threads are gone, near as I can tell. Expired through non-use. But since I found some of these "first season" CTs, I'll be posting them along the way.

Thought: What if we did a retro CT? I have the original screencaps of these (unedited) too.

And yes, fond memories relating to Firefly, Serenity and Browncoats are great. All have increased the value of my life experiences.

BWAH!

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ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 2:35 PM

From the man-apes-gone-wrong dept.

RIVER: Spaceballs?! Oh shit, there goes the planet!

P.S. C'mon, guys! Caption! Can't do this alone. Well, I could; but where did that get fun?

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 2:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

P.S. C'mon, guys! Caption! Can't do this alone. Well, I could; but where did that get fun?

Well, it'll make it that much more likely you will threepeat if you do! ;)

RIVER: *nom nom nom* I has a flavor?!

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PDCHARLES

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 6:45 PM

Gratz Asarian Once again! Good one.

Road Runner (OS): *Beep Beep* *Whooooosh*
Wile E. Coyote (OS): Back to the old drawing board.

OR

Joss (OS): See... like that, Alan. ...scared like your life is in jeopardy.
Alan: Heh heh. Good one Joss. Ooooo, funny pilot all "scared"
Joss (OS): Can I see your script?

OR

River: *screams* Reavers!!!
Mal (OS): SuuWeeet! Mule chase!!!! Last one in is... well... a Reaver.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 9:32 PM

RIVER: Augh! Undead preacherman!!!
ZOMBIE BOOK(OS): Uhnnnnnnnn....
JAYNE: Shiny! Time to nut up or shut up!
WASH: Rule #17, don't be a hero!

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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 9:37 PM

Quote:

Summer: Do I look fat?

bun

ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 10:59 PM

From the all-good-things-come-to-those-who-wait dept.

Jayne finally managed to scare the women.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

PEACEKEEPER

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 11:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
From the all-good-things-come-to-those-who-wait dept.

Summer Glau was well known to relax between takes by playing the air flute or eating imaginary Big Macs.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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RYCE

Wednesday, October 7, 2009 1:13 AM

Who turned Jayne into a plastic action figure?!?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

MUTT999

Wednesday, October 7, 2009 10:50 AM

Evil Mini-Adam (sitting on Summer's shoulder): "Look!, behind you! Peter Jackson with a script!..........BAZINGA!"

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PEACEKEEPER

Wednesday, October 7, 2009 5:46 PM

bump

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

Wednesday, October 7, 2009 6:59 PM

JAYNE: "They's just sittin' here-"

KANYE WEST (Off screen): "Yo Jayne, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish. But Fruity Oaty Bars had one of the best theme songs of ALL TIME!"

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, October 7, 2009 8:42 PM

Quote:

Mal followed through on his threat: Kaylee fell and he refused to clean it up.

bun

TRAVELER

Thursday, October 8, 2009 1:01 AM

Suddenly, as River walks down the street, three dwarfs leap out and start singing.
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

RYCE

Thursday, October 8, 2009 1:33 AM

Bemused by all of the stray parts lying around her, River was perplexed as to why there were no written instructions in her IKEA booklet.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

ASARIAN

Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Bemused by all of the stray parts lying around her, River was perplexed as to why there were no written instructions in her IKEA booklet.

Good one! :) LOL

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

2X2

Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:05 PM

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

ASARIAN

Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 2x2:

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

Frakkin' hil-larious! :) ROFL. This one, for one, will get my vote.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

2X2

Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Frakkin' hil-larious! :) ROFL. This one, for one, will get my vote.

Hee hee. Thanks :oD

MUTT999

Thursday, October 8, 2009 4:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 2x2:

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

Perfect!! LOL!
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RYCE

Thursday, October 8, 2009 5:26 PM

You know, I'd be scared too if I was trapped between a futuristic bulldozer and a descending bat'leth

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

PUMAMANREDUX

Thursday, October 8, 2009 5:29 PM

"Mom ... call the Power Rangers!!!"

or

"Theyyyyyyyyy're heeeerreeeee"

or

"Damn you Joss, I just had my hair done"

or

"I pooped again"

or

"Megatron has nards!"

(unneeded explanation time: nards is used in the movie "The Monster Squad" to stand in for another word that the Wolfman has .. remove the letter 'r' and you will understand)

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PDCHARLES

Thursday, October 8, 2009 7:30 PM

Miranda (OS): *poke* You needed to see me?

OR

River: I swallowed a mug. (i deserve lashings for that one)

@2x2: clever, loved it.

LEMONPIEFIREFLY

Thursday, October 8, 2009 8:49 PM

Quote:

Summer:

"Nat..Nathan? The hair's...not...REAL?!?"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:02 PM

Hey crew, you're doing awesome! Keep it up! Voting will be soon, by Sat. I think.

River(whispers): I see dead people...

BWAH!
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DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, October 8, 2009 10:28 PM

River performs her hilarious "Squirrel Eating a Nut" routine for the crew.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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RYCE

Friday, October 9, 2009 12:45 AM

My waffle! Oh the humanity!!!

(where's this random movie quote from, anyone?)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

ASARIAN

Friday, October 9, 2009 1:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

River performs her hilarious "Squirrel Eating a Nut" routine for the crew.

Or, in River's case, her hi-larious "Nut Eating a Squirrel" routine. :P

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Friday, October 9, 2009 1:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

River: I swallowed a mug. (i deserve lashings for that one)

Or, I could vote for it. :) LOL.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

PUMAMANREDUX

Friday, October 9, 2009 1:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
My waffle! Oh the humanity!!!

(where's this random movie quote from, anyone?)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

Mystery Science Theater 3000

hows about the "Shatner ... Shatner ... Shatner ... nope, he's not in this one ... we're safe" line from the same film *L*

RYCE

Friday, October 9, 2009 2:56 AM

Bingo!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FREEBROWNCOAT

Friday, October 9, 2009 1:39 PM

River performs her hilarious "Squirrel Eating a Nut" routine for the crew.

HI - LARIOUS !!!!

"Please God, make me a stone."

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, October 9, 2009 7:40 PM

Not to beat a moribund horse, or anything:

Quote:

RIVER: I'm being swallowed by a bug!

bun
(feet first)

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, October 9, 2009 7:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well the oldest CTs threads are gone, near as I can tell. Expired through non-use.

I'm pretty sure things don't expire here, you just have to have the patience to let the whole archive load

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, October 10, 2009 5:18 AM

Quote:

JAYNE: Beer pong, anyone? Mal let me bring grenades this time.

bun

RAHLMACLAREN

Saturday, October 10, 2009 5:56 AM

Quote:

A bird flew right into River’s hair. Like he couldn’t avoid it.

River tried to swallow a frog to catch the bug, but.... it got away.

The reaver-ized terrifying space monkey waited til NOW to run through River’s hair?!

Book decided to play one more “hairy” joke from beyond the vail.

And....

The typical horrified look on a woman’s face from KingElbert’s POV.

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

RHYIANAN

Saturday, October 10, 2009 8:20 AM

Smile! You're on candid camera.

DANCINGNEKO

Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:13 PM

Summer's reaction after hearing that she'd be known as crazy, an android, and then a living doll.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, October 10, 2009 7:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
River tried to swallow a frog to catch the bug, but.... it got away.

Good one.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, October 10, 2009 7:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
Quote:

A bird flew right into River’s hair. Like he couldn’t avoid it.

River tried to swallow a frog to catch the bug, but.... it got away.

The reaver-ized terrifying space monkey waited til NOW to run through River’s hair?!

Book decided to play one more “hairy” joke from beyond the vail.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If it's fair to refine Rahl's last:
RIVER: Too. Much. Hair!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Or
Summer's flash-forward was a vision of Dollhouse.

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, October 10, 2009 8:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
I'm pretty sure things don't expire here, you just have to have the patience to let the whole archive load

Here, I find old threads for you:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=7864
http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=7927
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Ah, very shiny! Xie xie, PhoenixRose! Of course, there are many many more threads out there in the Black...at least one for every world spinnin'...but this is a good start.

Now then...

VOTING TIME!!! *canned cheers and applause*
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1108315

BWAH!

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FREEBROWNCOAT

Sunday, October 11, 2009 5:53 PM

There have been NINE votes so far. Nine? Only nine?

Come on all ye BROWNCOATS. Get out the votes for Caption Tightpants!

We are mighty and far too pretty to only have nine votes for the good Caption.

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1108315

RAHLMACLAREN

Monday, October 12, 2009 4:00 AM

Voting time already? I just have one more.

To paraphrase Wendy from Dollhouse ep "Omega"....

River: I think this body just wet itself!

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

FREEBROWNCOAT

Monday, October 12, 2009 6:49 PM

27 votes now. MORE VOTES !!!!

What do you think is funny? Let us know by voting! Browncoats want to make a difference.

We are mighty!

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

PHOENIXROSE

Monday, October 12, 2009 6:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
there are many many more threads out there in the Black...at least one for every world spinnin'...but this is a good start.

Haha, yes there are, I saw many in my search, but I went for the oldest ones. Just wanted to lift your hearts and let you know they were all still around :)

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, October 12, 2009 7:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Haha, yes there are, I saw many in my search, but I went for the oldest ones. Just wanted to lift your hearts and let you know they were all still around :)

And for that we are grateful!

Also, while I am here...voting ends tonight!
Get your votes in now!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1108315

BWAH!

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