CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #14

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, October 28, 2009 21:33
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:20 PM

Well it's been a while since I had to cast a tie-breaker vote, but thus my emergency powers have been activated!

Here's week 13's winner, rejoice in its hilarity!

Congrats to 2X2!!! Very nicely done!

Now onto this week, with our namesake and frankly the hottest redhead ever to convince me to want to be a farmer...

Mal's new interview process for prospective crew was certain to land him in the Special Hell...

Lame, I know, so show me something better! Captch ON!

Hrm...that was lame too...seriously though, quit reading my insane ramblings and get captioning!!!

BWAH!
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FREEBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:55 PM

"But she was all articulate."

ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well it's been a while since I had to cast a tie-breaker vote, but thus my emergency powers have been activated!

Here's week 13's winner, rejoice in its hilarity!

A well-deserved victory!! Congrats!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

MUTT999

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:38 PM

Congrats 2X2!!!

Mal: "Mmm,mmm,mmm."

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ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:46 PM

Nathan (during slideshow at Flan): And that's why I kiss 'em on the mouth!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 3:07 PM

Not everyone could appreciate the taste of Saffron the way Mal could...

also, almost forgot...here's another great classic CT winner:

BWAH!
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PDCHARLES

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 3:08 PM

gratz 2x2!

Joss (OS): Cut. .... Cut!!! ummmm... stop... please?!?!

MUTT999

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 3:28 PM

Mal(thinking): "She is sooo into me!"
Saffron(thinking): "Inara..Inara..Inara.."

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ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 4:50 PM

She was cyanotic and non-responsive, and Mal was unable to resuscitate; but he kept giving mouth-to-mouth long after Simon called it quits.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 4:53 PM

JAYNE (OS): ...HUH... People really *do* look better in red!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:00 PM

Yosafbridge: Did you just call me Beckett?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

2X2

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well it's been a while since I had to cast a tie-breaker vote, but thus my emergency powers have been activated!

Congrats to 2X2!!! Very nicely done!

Wow, a tie-breaking vote! I'm honoured. :o)

Thanks all.

Now I feel compelled to follow up with another really good caption. Instead, all I have for now is this one:

Everyone thought Mal ought to have that growth on his lip removed, but Mal was in no real hurry...

ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 9:32 PM

Mal (thinking): Mmmm, she tastes like... what?! Wifesoup?! Zoe's got some 'spainin' to do!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 10:09 PM

From the does-a-girl-have-to-ask-twice dept.

The moment Saffron announced she had swallowed a bug, Mal gallantly sprang into action with an impromptu rescue op.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

RYCE

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 3:09 AM

Grats 2x2!

Nathan: Must... convince... Christina... to not get...married!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 5:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well it's been a while since I had to cast a tie-breaker vote, but thus my emergency powers have been activated!

Here's week 13's winner, rejoice in its hilarity!

Congrats to 2X2!!! Very nicely done!

Now onto this week, with our namesake and frankly the hottest redhead ever to convince me to want to be a farmer...

GRATZ, 2x2!

Saffron brought renewed meaning to that Biblical phrase about beating swords into plowshares.

bun

ASARIAN

Thursday, October 15, 2009 8:58 PM

Super Glue: a bit childish perhaps, but super effective!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Thursday, October 15, 2009 9:24 PM

From the drag-me-to-hell dept.

Mal (thinking): Oh, how 'special' can it be, really?

^^ In deference to TenthCrewMember's opening entry, of course.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

PEACEKEEPER

Friday, October 16, 2009 3:50 AM

Saffron was overjoyed that Mal had decided to give her a feel of "The Lassiter"!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, October 17, 2009 1:14 AM

Quote:

Saffron, an essential flavor in classic Bouillabaisse...

bun
num, num, num

PUMAMANREDUX

Saturday, October 17, 2009 1:25 AM

"Your tonsils look fine Saffron"

(more later permaybehaps)

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ASARIAN

Saturday, October 17, 2009 1:27 AM

When those tightpants are really hurtin'.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FREEBROWNCOAT

Saturday, October 17, 2009 3:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

When those tightpants are really hurtin'.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Hi .. larious!

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Sunday, October 18, 2009 11:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: (thinking) Hmmm Redheads actualy taste like strawberries. Better not let Kaylee know.
On second thought... where'd I leave that camera?

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, October 18, 2009 1:35 PM

Okay, took my eyes off of Christina Hendricks just long enough to get the voting situated.

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1108557

Now if'n y'all'l excuse me, I'll be in my bunk. :P

BWAH!
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, October 19, 2009 9:03 PM

VOTE BUMPOSITY! Get your votes in today! New CT will post tomorrow with the winner and another visit to Tightpants-that-was! :)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Okay, took my eyes off of Christina Hendricks just long enough to get the voting situated.

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1108557

Now if'n y'all'l excuse me, I'll be in my bunk. :P

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, October 20, 2009 3:24 AM

Votey-bump

bunp

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, October 22, 2009 12:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Votey-bump

bunp

another.
Where be ever'body?

b

RYCE

Thursday, October 22, 2009 6:04 PM

Quote:
Where be ever'body?

I'm here...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FREEBROWNCOAT

Friday, October 23, 2009 12:03 AM

Only 31 votes? 31? We need a lot more votes than that! We can do better for we are so very pretty, not to mention mighty!

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, October 23, 2009 4:38 PM

re-bump, gorramit

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, October 25, 2009 11:31 PM

boompa-loompa

bunna

FREEBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:47 AM

So waiting for 15, tight pants and all.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, October 27, 2009 10:18 PM

hokay! Tighten up those pants and vote

bun
squeezed

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 9:33 PM

Gah...sorry folks. RL getting in a man's way...just been a crazy week, and by crazy I mean insanity wrapped in chaos and dipped in absurdity.

Things are settled down now, so I'll get a new CT up shortly!

Again, sorry for the delay!

BWAH!
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