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Monday, November 2, 2009 11:15 PM

Oh i could say a lot about this pic but ......

shes just making it to easy

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Monday, November 2, 2009 11:21 PM

Ummm , strawberries , cheesecake , whipped cream on top !

Delicious...

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Monday, November 2, 2009 11:38 PM

She said thats her holloween pic as Dorothy strawberries , cheesecake , whipped cream? don't say those thing with a jewel pic oh this is to much.

I don't know how much more i can take

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Monday, November 2, 2009 11:45 PM

She seems like a really nice person. So, I will keep the dirty thoughts to myself.

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Monday, November 2, 2009 11:45 PM

If she could blow that up to a 8x10 and send it to us she would make 8 very happy Air Force Special Tactics members. I mean, I would take down all the pics on our wall. That would just be it, that alone could leave me at peace. If I had a copy of that I could die a satisfied man, and the Taliban wouldn't be able to do anything about it. Man, I think I'm tearing up. Jewel Staite just made a stone cold, salty dog killer cry. Who knew one Halloween costume could bring so much joy to the world.

EDIT: Nevermind I found it. If she's a good girl I won't trade her off to the Marines for a bag of redvines and a couple of Monsters.

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I'm a nomadic diplomat of violence. A man temporary suspended in a state of insanity; riding a ship of crazy into the burning sunset of geopolitical failure. I walk tall until I'm trying to bury myself 3 inches deeper into the dirt because someone's gotten it into their heads that they want to put a Kalashnikov bullet in my face. I'm the new face of American progress moonlighting as the new face of American digression. I'm an American Soldier.

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Monday, November 2, 2009 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
She said thats her holloween pic as Dorothy strawberries, cheesecake, whipped cream? don't say those thing with a jewel pic oh this is to much.

I don't know how much more i can take


Yes, I'm sure you can find all unseemly manner of use for sweet image. Don't.


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, November 2, 2009 11:56 PM

Would you deny a lonely man in the wasteland some relief? Well that's actually lonely men. Darn it, I'm losing the moral high ground.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CoelaBellatore:
Would you deny a lonely man in the wasteland some relief? Well that's actually lonely men. Darn it, I'm losing the moral high ground.


No, to spell it out, I was actually referring to KINGEICHOLZ calling Jewel fat in her blog, being banned for it, trying it a second time, again being banned for it, then posting the same crap here:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=40473

And now, as he, by his own words, apparently cannot let go, he's trying the same shit again in this this thread. And I was asking him not to.


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:32 AM

I will KILL HIM! Real women have curves you bastard!

Seriously, I wasn't being facetious in my original post. This brought so much joy to such a god forsaken place. Even the ODA I'm attached to liked it. At this point after almost a year in Afghanistan I would give a piece of my body to give Jewel Staite a very *friendly* hug (she's a married woman after all). That or being able to eat a cheeseburger. Or to get to watch Jewel Staite eat a cheeseburger. I'll be in my bunk.

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I'm a nomadic diplomat of violence. A man temporary suspended in a state of insanity; riding a ship of crazy into the burning sunset of geopolitical failure. I walk tall until I'm trying to bury myself 3 inches deeper into the dirt because someone's gotten it into their heads that they want to put a Kalashnikov bullet in my face. I'm the new face of American progress moonlighting as the new face of American digression. I'm an American Soldier.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:40 AM

Nice gams, from what I can see.





The T.Rex they call JANE!

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:46 AM

Kill me?/ i am a kung-fu kava maga expert and i use to train the NAVY SEALS in hand to hand combat so i think that is highley unlikely

real man here

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:

Originally posted by CoelaBellatore:
Would you deny a lonely man in the wasteland some relief? Well that's actually lonely men. Darn it, I'm losing the moral high ground.


No, to spell it out, I was actually referring to KINGEICHOLZ calling Jewel fat in her blog, being banned for it, trying it a second time, again being banned for it, then posting the same crap here:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=40473

And now, as he, by his own words, apparently cannot let go, he's trying the same shit again in this this thread. And I was asking him not to.


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YOU CAN ASK ALL YOU WANT.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 3:30 AM

Don't be ridiculous. I was joking, I only kill enemies of the American Capitalist Empire.

You should take your "real man"-ness and get over to the 'Stan. God knows we could use you. And ask those Navy SEAL's you trained with if being an expert at Krav Maga makes you a "real man" I don't think you would be their definition.

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I'm a nomadic diplomat of violence. A man temporary suspended in a state of insanity; riding a ship of crazy into the burning sunset of geopolitical failure. I walk tall until I'm trying to bury myself 3 inches deeper into the dirt because someone's gotten it into their heads that they want to put a Kalashnikov bullet in my face. I'm the new face of American progress moonlighting as the new face of American digression. I'm an American Soldier.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 6:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Kill me?/ i am a kung-fu kava maga expert and i use to train the NAVY SEALS in hand to hand combat so i think that is highley unlikely

real man here

More like real liar!


Damn! Another one of you guys? Either the Navy must hire thousands of martial arts experts to train Navy SEALs, or you're just another internet tough guy! I'm betting on the later!

BTW: If you really trained Navy SEALs, you'd know to properly use caps on only the first four letters of SEALs! If you were a martial arts expert, you'd know that Kung Fu and Krav Maga are two completely different disciplines! You'd also know it's spelled KRAV MAGA, not kava maga! You're just another internet BSer!


I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge -- not an ideal location -- thinkin' a place in the middle.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 7:13 AM

Don't worry about it. I'm just more worried about the poor guy if he thinks Jewel is fat. Even if you think she's ugly, you have to admit she is damn well proportioned. I kind of shudder to think of what his idea of a "skinny" woman looks like. A concentration camp victim?

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I'm a nomadic diplomat of violence. A man temporary suspended in a state of insanity; riding a ship of crazy into the burning sunset of geopolitical failure. I walk tall until I'm trying to bury myself 3 inches deeper into the dirt because someone's gotten it into their heads that they want to put a Kalashnikov bullet in my face. I'm the new face of American progress moonlighting as the new face of American digression. I'm an American Soldier.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 7:38 AM

Coela, can't help ya with the Dorothy pic, but I uploaded an old pic of Jewel to the BSR. Enjoy. I tried a second image , but the site won't take it. Dunno why, I got it from here.

Always remember the words of Sgt. Phil Estherhaus, of NYPD Blues: " Let's be careful out there..."

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 8:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CoelaBellatore:
Don't worry about it. I'm just more worried about the poor guy if he thinks Jewel is fat. Even if you think she's ugly, you have to admit she is damn well proportioned...



Personally. I find his whole personal attacks on Jewel rather distasteful, especially if you've ever read a blog of hers. She's a very kind-hearted, joyful spirit, always friendly, open, and gentle towards the fans, not deserving of any of his crap.

I'm not the kind of fan to pedestal our BDH actors to the level of sainthood or absolute perfection. But, at the very least, I think they deserve our respect.


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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 9:59 AM

Onward friends, onward to troll country! lulz at the fake soldiers hahahah

People who put cutesy political quotes in their signature should be tortured and fed their own family and/or pets.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

Always remember the words of Sgt. Phil Estherhaus, of NYPD Blues: " Let's be careful out there..."


Ummm...wouldn't that be Hill St. Blues?


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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 1:22 PM

Like thousands before me, I had the pleasure of meeting Jewel in Orlando last April. She is a wonderful person and has a smile and kind words for everyone. Her commitment to continually appear at these fan events is remarkable. In my brief time standing on line near her, and then with her, I came to the conclusion that she is no airheaded powder-puff. She's a highly intelligent young woman who has the ability to talk to anyone on any level. And ditto for Morena who was at the adjacent table.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 2:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ecgordon:
Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

Always remember the words of Sgt. Phil Estherhaus, of NYPD Blues: " Let's be careful out there..."


Ummm...wouldn't that be Hill St. Blues?



Yeah, you're right. I KNEW there was something wrong with that title when I posted it, but the brain was fuzzy- It was after my beddie-bye time...

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TWO
Tuesday, November 3, 2009 4:43 PM



Jewel Staite's twit - “Happy Hallowe'en! From Dorothy and Toto!”
http://twitpic.com/nsn3v

Ruby red slippers and Dorothy Costume. Toto sold separately.
http://www.buycostumes.com/browse/_/N-/Ntt-dorothy/results1.aspx

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 8:42 PM

Eep! The zoomed in version makes it look like she's got evil eyes. Is that just like really bad red eye or is that what she was going for with the costume?

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TWO
Tuesday, November 3, 2009 8:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zeek:
Eep! The zoomed in version makes it look like she's got evil eyes. Is that just like really bad red eye or is that what she was going for with the costume?


I blame the camera's blurry optics. The 1600px × 1200px full size twitpic is at
http://twitpic.com/nsn3v/full

Jewel needs a better camera that takes good pictures in low light, without using the flash. Something rated ISO 1600 like Casio Exilim Card EX-S12
Or even better, a Casio Exilim Zoom EX-Z400, which can be used for hand-held night scenes. Cuteness in cameras counts.

The picture was taken with a BlackBerry 8310 Smartphone. Obviously not so good a camera.

Maybe we should buy Jewel a real camera? Anyone want to contribute? Because if she does not get a better camera, we're not getting better pictures at http://twitpic.com/photos/JewelStaite

EXIF Info from that picture:
Make - Research In Motion
Model - BlackBerry 8310
Orientation - Top left
XResolution - 72
YResolution - 72
ResolutionUnit - Inch
DateTime - 2009:10:31 19:13:07
YCbCrPositioning - Co-Sited
ExifOffset - 194
ExifVersion - 0220
DateTimeOriginal - 2009:10:31 19:13:07
ColorSpace - sRGB
ComponentsConfiguration - YCbCr
ExifImageWidth - 1600
ExifImageHeight - 1200

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 2:28 AM

I do know how to spell it it was a typo and as far as spelling seals goes it's the internet i can spell it anyway i want and i am a personal trainer and am trained to spot things on a body that you would not notice so when i say someone looks like they have gained weight it's just my trained eye. Soon i will be giving my thougts on V and Morena Baccarin .

expert as always

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 3:46 AM

We sure do attract some strange ones on this forum. Regardless of the original poster's intent he just spread some Jewelness across a small section of a very desolate place on the other side of the world. And got me a new TV. And made some Marines very happy.

Yes I am a terrible person.

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I'm a nomadic diplomat of violence. A man temporary suspended in a state of insanity; riding a ship of crazy into the burning sunset of geopolitical failure. I walk tall until I'm trying to bury myself 3 inches deeper into the dirt because someone's gotten it into their heads that they want to put a Kalashnikov bullet in my face. I'm the new face of American progress moonlighting as the new face of American digression. I'm an American Soldier.

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 9:58 AM

I'm with Zeek on this one..........

She seems like a really nice person. So, I will keep the dirty thoughts to myself.


There is one other thing I'd like to say about this pic. It reminds me very much of the scene in OoG when we find out that Kaylee is the genius mechanic. Her little pigtails......wholesome beauty is what it is........Can I get a witness!

SGG

Tawabawho?

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 12:06 PM

Kingelberk,If you are trained to spot things on the body that others wouldnt notice,how much training did it take to find your own genitalia?

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I don't know how to spell it it wasn't a typo and as far as spelling seals goes i can't spell anyway and i am a make-believe personal trainer and am NOT trained to spot things on a body other than belly lint that you would not notice so when i say someone looks like they have gained weight it's just my bruised ego needing a boost. Soon i won't be giving my thougts on V and Morena Baccarin .

LIAR as always



Kid, you got caught lying like pathetic internet bully! Now, just man up and admit it! The only SEALs you've ever seen were on your well worn VHS tape of the crappy movie starring Michael Biehn and Charlie Sheen!

BTW: before you embarrass yourself again with a petty critique of Morena, take a few seconds to engage your brain first, then do us all a favor and just let it go! We really don't care what you think of V or Morena Baccarin!

I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge -- not an ideal location -- thinkin' a place in the middle.

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TWO
Wednesday, November 4, 2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CoelaBellatore:
Real women have curves ...

Real woman not only have curves; they have tattoos.

An international ring of spies have been leaking details to the Russians and the Germans about secret Operation Pink Pegasus Tattoo. Or maybe it is a pink winged Unicorn tattoo. I can't really tell from the crappy photo quality.

Will some patriot please help Jewel buy a decent camera?

Russians http://ecoross1.livejournal.com/106391.html
Germans eguide-online.de/firefly/popup.php?link=images/generelles/jewels_tattoo.jpg


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 3:34 PM

I don't know why women insist on defacing perfection by tatooing their backsides. It's sort of like placing a "Debarge Forever" bumper sticker on a Rolls Royce when you know it won't last forever.



http://www.swyzzlestyx.com/index.html

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TWO
Wednesday, November 4, 2009 5:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rallem:
I don't know why women insist on defacing perfection by tatooing their backsides. It's sort of like placing a "Debarge Forever" bumper sticker on a Rolls Royce when you know it won't last forever.

This is what T.B. Baughman, 23 year old woman from the USA, wrote about the Firefly tattoo 'Watch How I Soar' yesterday, Nov 3, 2009:
“There are now two people (that I know of) walking around with things I drew etched into them permanently... not counting myself. I make three. This is person #2, who will remain nameless because her father is on the internet and believes only whores get tattoos.” http://toritwit.deviantart.com/art/Tattoo-01-142373181


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 6:16 PM

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Nice gams, from what I can see.






Nice pic, and I agree, nice gams.

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 10:45 PM

Sorry to lower the tone of the thread but...I er...



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Thursday, November 5, 2009 12:00 AM

How do you know what phone she uses? You do not have access to that kind of info.Chip in to buy her a better one? You got to be kidding me with the money she makes (not as much as i do) she could buy a camera for everyone on here.

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 2:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
How do you know what phone she uses? You do not have access to that kind of info.Chip in to buy her a better one? You got to be kidding me with the money she makes (not as much as i do) she could buy a camera for everyone on here.

How do I know that Jewel is using the crappy camera on the BlackBerry 8310 Smartphone? The easiest way is to just call her and ask, like I did. But since Jewel is not taking any phone calls from KingEICHOLZ because she loathes him, the best way that he can confirm that I am telling the truth is to:
1) Download the picture of Jewel in her costume for “Happy Hallowe'en! From Dorothy and Toto!” http://twitpic.com/nsn3v/full
2) Open the picture with the free program called IrfanView http://www.irfanview.com/
3) Once you have the image of Jewel, press I to get Image properties
4) Press E to get EXIF info
5) Read the model number of Jewel's camera. 8310 BlackBerry http://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=1319

The 2+ megapixel camera on Jewel's BlackBerry 8310 is not the finest camera ever made. Since Jewel tells me she doesn't want to carry both a phone and a good camera and the cable to connect the camera to the phone, we must all make do with a camera/phone for her twittering pictures. http://twitpic.com/photos/JewelStaite

So KingEICHOLZ is correct, for once, that Jewel can buy her own camera. But he said it in such a way that Jewel is not feeling friendly toward him. He can't expect a Christmas card. I will always cherish the very naughty Santa's Helper card she sent last year. The one with the "personal" picture of Jewel.

A new pic from Jewel's movie “The Forgotten Ones” (2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1308169/
Behind the scenes with Kellan Lutz and Justin Baldoni. http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/38694.html

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 9:04 PM

ROFL what do you think i just fell off the turnip truck? You call Jewel up sure i know Santa Claus i call him up everyday i'll make sure he gives you what you want Keep it real #2.You say you know her since you talk to her on the phone and you such good buddy's you should know then that they are redoing the The Forgotten Ones with an all new cast and she's not going to be in it so before you lie know your facts.

not easy to fool.

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TWO
Thursday, November 5, 2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
what do you think i just fell off the turnip truck?

I have made KingEICHOLZ cynical about my truthfulness. Pot calling Kettle black. I am so proud of myself that I wrote something so outrageous that it angers him.

The remake of “The Forgotten Ones” (2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1308169/ that KingEICHOLZ refers is “The Lost Tribe” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811124/ The main things the two movies have in common are hairy, humanoid creatures and producer Mohit Ramchandani, who also has an acting role in both movies.
KingEICHOLZ, you better not disrespect Jewel because in her movie,...

Select to view spoiler:


she cuts off the head of the chief villain. He went too far and she lost her temper.


I know this because she invited me over to the house to watch it when it came out on dvd.

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 10:38 PM

They are the same movie you moron. Look it up.And i am not disrespect Jewel I am trying to help her.

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TWO
Thursday, November 5, 2009 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
They are the same movie you moron. Look it up.And i am not disrespect Jewel I am trying to help her.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 6, 2009 12:54 AM

yes you are acting foolish.

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TWO
Friday, November 6, 2009 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
yes you are acting foolish.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

Einstein is on my side. Who's on yours, KingEICHOLZ?

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

Jewel and Toto
http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/38002.html

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Friday, November 6, 2009 2:28 AM

I am smarter then Einstein So whats your point?

i have a brain

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TWO
Friday, November 6, 2009 3:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I am smarter then Einstein So whats your point??

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown and KingEICHOLZ." - Carl Sagan

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 6, 2009 3:24 AM

Bozo was a geniuse as far as clowns go.

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Friday, November 6, 2009 3:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Bozo was a geniuse as far as clowns go.

“I had a dream where I was walking down the beach when I came upon a great big swollen KingEICHOLZ washed up upon the shore. I asked my Mommy if I could touch it. She said, 'No! The dumbness will rub off on you.' ” - Hawkeye Pierce from MASH

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 6, 2009 3:37 AM

That ones not even funny i know you can do better then that.

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Friday, November 6, 2009 3:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
That ones not even funny i know you can do better then that.

Hawkeye Pierce was actually referring to Frank Burns, not KingEICHOLZ. But since you don't know who Burns is, you can't get the joke...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams (1957 - )

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Friday, November 6, 2009 3:56 AM

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to Euro Disney?

A: She saw a sign saying: "Euro Disney Left" so she went home.

Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?

A: Spot.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: What does a blonde Owl say?

A: What, what?

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Friday, November 6, 2009 4:28 AM

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/47513.html

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Monday, November 9, 2009 10:34 AM

I hope somebody explains that it is just a glue-on tattoo, and not a permanent one.

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Monday, November 9, 2009 10:39 AM

OK, now I've been trudging through kingelbert's posts since he came around, but now I finally have found that my head hurts after reading this thread. Previously, I thought folk were exaggerating.

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Monday, November 9, 2009 3:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
I hope somebody explains that it is just a glue-on tattoo, and not a permanent one.

It's permanent, but nothing need be forever. There are lasers and plastic surgery and makeup artists. Jewel had an entry at MySpace ( Tattoos Hurt! Who Knew? ) about her hours of suffering, under the needle. http://www.myspace.com/thejewelstaite But Jewel's page went private. I guess we had our noses stuck too far up her business. Strangers on the street were asking Jewel, "Can I touch your tats?" Offended, she would reply, "Beg your pardon, sir!"


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Monday, November 9, 2009 4:16 PM

It was probably because of people like KingAholz that she went private. the fandom in general tends to be very respectful of our BDHs.
It's the stalkers and the rude Trolls who do the damage.

I always use the Browncoat Cruise as an example of the mutual respect the castmembers and the fans have. We were in close confines
together, on a cruise ship, for 5 days. 220 fans and 5 celebrities* in a very intimate setting. We all dined together, met in the aft
lounge for Q&A sessions, attended seminars, photo sessions, and fun events. No one complained. The guests had a blast, and the
fans were treated with all the courtesy they gave the guests.

* Ron Glass (Book), Michael Fairman (Niska),
Jonathan Woodward (Tracey), Nectar Rose (The
Lovebot), and Sonny Rhodes (FF themesong).



"Might have been the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one." -Mal

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Monday, November 9, 2009 10:24 PM

tThats right blame it all on me i'm always the fall guy on here.

keeping the peace in all the vears

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Monday, November 9, 2009 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
tThats right blame it all on me i'm always the fall guy on here.

keeping the peace in all the vears

I blame you. It is time for a history lesson. Refer back to http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=40473
Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
It looks like shes gaining some weight ROFL!!!

don't call me a fool. fool

On August 13th, Jewel Staite twitters about her new hairdo and provides a picture:
http://twitpic.com/dt3y3 - My new 'do

On August 14th, KingEICHOLZ return twitters to Jewel Staite:
Not as dark as I though it would be but I like it. But it looks like you're gaining some weight.

And Jewel replies to KingEICHOLZ:
JewelStaite: sorry.. but that kind of comment gets you outed. As a jerk.

In summary, Jewel called KingEICHOLZ a jerk three months back.
Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Yes she did and she blocked me. But all you have to do on there is get another name so i did KINGEICHOLZ and she said something sbout blocking someone else.So I emailed her and told her it does no good to block someone they can still see what you are saying and i told her to get a clue and she blocked that name 2.So now she has blocked 2 of my twitter names shell we try for 3?

DON'T MESS WITH THE BEST.

I just want to keep the record straight. Jewel tells me to, "stop taunting the trolls. It's not dignified." She calls it a waste of time. Very wise woman. But I ain't as bright as her.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:09 AM

The only time Jewel tells you anything is in your dreams.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
The only time Jewel tells you anything is in your dreams.

You're getting a little cynical and over-sensitive there, KingEICHOLZ. I got a quote that will make you feel much better about yourself:
"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' "- Jeff Foxworthy

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/48441.html


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 4:38 AM

Hmmm... there also appears to be someone on Jewel's IMDB page that thinks there has been some weight gain. I would say it might be KingEICHOLZ but the other poster on the IMDB boards actually has a grasp of grammar and the English language. Congratulations KingEICHOLZ, you are actually the inferior of the two people in the in Universe that think Mrs. Staite is fat.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0821612/board/thread/123382718?p=1

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm a nomadic diplomat of violence. A man temporary suspended in a state of insanity; riding a ship of crazy into the burning sunset of geopolitical failure. I walk tall until I'm trying to bury myself 3 inches deeper into the dirt because someone's gotten it into their heads that they want to put a Kalashnikov bullet in my face. I'm the new face of American progress moonlighting as the new face of American digression. I'm an American Soldier.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by two:

/popup.php?link=images/generelles/jewels_tattoo.jpg




I *R*E*A*L*L*Y* hope that peels off. Talk about wall-paper on the Sistine Chapel.... ugly, Victorian wallpaper at that...

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009 9:38 PM

I saw that post.i would post there but they want your amazon acct. info or a credit card i think thats BS i'm not gaving out that info just to post on a message board.

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Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:51 AM

UPSKIRT OF SUMMER

HEHEHEH

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Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
UPSKIRT OF SUMMER

HEHEHEH

KingEICHOLZ, you posted the thumbnail, with a th prefix, th_summer_glau_summer_upskirt_1_nxmpby.jpg
In the future, create a funny caption, in extremely bad taste, such as "Summer Salutes Her Fans - Sieg Heil!" Or put a Hitler mustache on her; whatever japes you think appropriate.
I will show you how it is done, using your own photobucket account. It is so easy:


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Thursday, November 12, 2009 4:02 PM

Jewel Staite wrote at 1 AM, this morning: Just found out Dollhouse was canceled. "SUMMERRRRRR!!!"
http://twitter.com/JewelStaite/statuses/5643330686

When Jewel writes "SUMMERRRRRR!!!" she is referring to Summer Glau. The legend is that if anything goes wrong on a show, it must be Summer's fault. That's ironic humor because Summer seldom makes mistakes.
Both Summer Glau episodes of Dollhouse will air on the same day, Dec 4, 2009.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:58 PM

Why thank you that was kind of you.

I was born at night but not last night.

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Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:

Originally posted by two:

/popup.php?link=images/generelles/jewels_tattoo.jpg




I *R*E*A*L*L*Y* hope that peels off. Talk about wall-paper on the Sistine Chapel.... ugly, Victorian wallpaper at that...



JUST AS I THOUGH THE Cellulite IS ALREADY STARTING.

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Thursday, November 19, 2009 1:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by two:
Jewel Staite wrote at 1 AM, this morning: Just found out Dollhouse was canceled. "SUMMERRRRRR!!!"
http://twitter.com/JewelStaite/statuses/5643330686

When Jewel writes "SUMMERRRRRR!!!" she is referring to Summer Glau. The legend is that if anything goes wrong on a show, it must be Summer's fault. That's ironic humor because Summer seldom makes mistakes.
Both Summer Glau episodes of Dollhouse will air on the same day, Dec 4, 2009.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf



can i ask were do you get all this stuff on SUMMER and JEWEL?

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Thursday, November 19, 2009 2:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
can i ask where do you get all this stuff on SUMMER and JEWEL?

The answer is to ask Jewel or Summer. Jewel's actual reaction to this thread was, "King-what's-his-name is bad enough. And you, Two, are the worst!" She was fuming when she said, "There is such a thing as sharing too much personal information. What are you goin' to do next? Give 'em my new home address?"

Jewel reacted in horror to the photo of her tattoo. "Is THAT what I look like from behind?" gasped Jewel. "My butt is... Humungous." I told her it was a distortion caused by the closeness of the camera. That's why professionals get some distance and use telephoto lens for portraits. Relieved by my explanation, she stopped weeping.
Picture of Jewel is from "The Forgotten Ones" (2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1308169/




The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Thursday, November 19, 2009 5:38 AM

"Summer!!!"

*snort*

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Thursday, November 19, 2009 9:36 PM

# 2 you need to stop and stop righ now pretending to know Jewel and Summer you are just making a fool out of yourself so it ends here because i say so.

Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive

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Friday, November 20, 2009 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
# 2 you need to stop and stop righ now pretending to know Jewel and Summer you are just making a fool out of yourself so it ends here because i say so.

Ow! That hurt my feelings. What happened next was: "Jewel, I want to prove to KingEICHOLZ that I know you. As a favor to me, put on twitter that you want to have my babies." She came back with, "As a favor to you, I won't kick you hard enough so you can't have babies... Ya' moron." Ow! That hurt my feelings. I am chastened.

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/51884.html


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 20, 2009 3:19 AM

What part of you need to stop didn't you understand?

you know no one it's just you and your hand tonight.

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Friday, November 20, 2009 3:46 AM

Again, I have been outwitted by you, KingEICHOLZ, the All Powerful. No lie gets past you.

DragonCon 2008 - Jewel versus Monster from Dr. Who episode "Blink"
http://www.therpf.com/showthread.php?t=49264


There is a funny story that goes with this picture:

"I was lurking in the Hyatt corridor late at night in my Blink Angel, the better to terrify people with. I was standing in the weeping pose, holding absolutely still, when I heard a couple of people come by. They stopped and started whispering together, and then I heard someone come closer and felt a hand touch the 'stone' of my dress. I instantly spun around into 'attack' mode, whereupon the pretty woman who had been touching my dress let out a shriek and jumped back about ten feet. She and the man started laughing uproariously, and the man said that she was absolutely terrified by that episode would probably have nightmares now. They asked if I could pose with her for a picture like I was attacking her. I said sure and posed. They shouted, "Strangle her! Strangle me!", so I did. Funny photo, we all laughed, they went their way."

"Apparently that was Jewel Staite from Firefly."

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 20, 2009 3:59 AM

Thats right like i said before I was born at night but not last night.And just because you know all the sites that have Jewel and Summers pics on them doesn't mean you know them or talk to them you see # 2 your lies can not compeat with my real live a few years ago I was dateing Shirley Manson of Garbage.So run along now go to bed dream about talking to Jewel and Summer.And i'll give Shirley a call and talk to her for real.

e=mc2

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Friday, November 20, 2009 1:45 PM

Jewel in Photoshopic Obscenities. Thanks to Sick Pixel.
http://sickpixel.blogspot.com/2009/02/jewel.html
P.S. Jewel is not really in a latex fetish costume.


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 20, 2009 1:45 PM

Paul McGillion, Leopard, and Jewel Staite
http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n283/wolfsavard/?start=220
P.S. Jewel is overreacting because that's not really a leopard wearing glasses.
Photobucket


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 20, 2009 7:12 PM

Is this all you do #2 is look aroud the internet all day and download pics of Jewel so you can try to tell people you know her? Sad so sad.

lies

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Friday, November 20, 2009 7:18 PM

Is the stalker getting jealous? Awwww.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Friday, November 20, 2009 8:49 PM

jealous? jealous of what? Like said before i have dated rock stars i know why he's doing it he's trying to mock me.

to smart

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Friday, November 20, 2009 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
jealous? jealous of what? Like said before i have dated rock stars i know why he's doing it he's trying to mock me.

to smart

How can I get this sent to troll country. Oh yes, FUCK OFF YOU SANCTIMONIUS,DESPICABLE,ANTAGONISTIC,LYING,SELF-IMPORTANT,BORING,UNFUNNY,OBSTREPOROUS LITTLE TWAT!!!! THE ONLY ROCKSTAR YOU HAV DATED IS A LIMPET STUCK TO A BOULDER.i SUPPOSE YOU THINK SHIRLEY MANSON'S ACCENT IS DUE TO THE FACT SHE IS FROM ENGLAND???

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, November 20, 2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Is this all you do #2 is look aroud the internet all day and download pics of Jewel so you can try to tell people you know her? Sad so sad.

lies

You are always correct, wise and great KingEICHOLZ. I apologize if my delay has displeased you.
I would have responded sooner but I was watching two movies with Noah's Ark jokes:
eddie.izzard.stripped.live.dvdrip.xvid-haggis.avi
2012.2009.HQ.TeleSync.LiNE.XViD.READNFO-FUSION

Translating from geek speak that's "Eddie Izzard - Stripped Live" and "2012"

I will show you where these are found, so you can get yours, then you won't be so grumpy, KingEICHOLZ:
http://www.zerosec.ws/eddie-izzard-stripped-live-dvdrip-xvid-haggis/
http://www.zerosec.ws/2012-2009-hq-telesync-line-xvid-readnfo-fusion/

With enough cough medicine to slow your mighty brain, KingEICHOLZ, both movies become masterpieces of cinema!
And you don't spread germs at the theater.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 20, 2009 10:43 PM

KingEicholtz, do you want to go hunting sometime?



Go F**k Yourself!

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Friday, November 20, 2009 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DickCheney:
KingEicholtz, do you want to go hunting sometime?

Go F**k Yourself!

When I got an email that said, DickCheney has responded to your message! I knew I was in trouble. My excuse was zerosec.ws is in Western Samoa. It's legal there to upload movies! I'm going to jail! I'm don't want to go to jail!

Then I discovered the message wasn't really about me. What a relief...

We need to be kinder and gentler with KingEICHOLZ, for he serves a greater purpose.
Just having him around raises the blood pressure. He keeps fireflyfans.net from becoming a bland place. I mean bland like American cheese or Velveeta. He is like extra sharp cheddar. He's still cheesy but... better.

I think the cough syrup is addling my head. If what I wrote doesn't make sense, just pretend I went nuts... temporarily. Or permanently. Whichever.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 20, 2009 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by peacekeeper:
Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
jealous? jealous of what? Like said before i have dated rock stars i know why he's doing it he's trying to mock me.

to smart

How can I get this sent to troll country. Oh yes, FUCK OFF YOU SANCTIMONIUS,DESPICABLE,ANTAGONISTIC,LYING,SELF-IMPORTANT,BORING,UNFUNNY,OBSTREPOROUS LITTLE TWAT!!!! THE ONLY ROCKSTAR YOU HAV DATED IS A LIMPET STUCK TO A BOULDER.i SUPPOSE YOU THINK SHIRLEY MANSON'S ACCENT IS DUE TO THE FACT SHE IS FROM ENGLAND???

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

WHAT DID YOU WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED? I KNOW WERE SHE IS FROM SHE IS FROM SCOTLAND WHY IS IT EVERYTHING YOU DON'T LIKE YOU WANT IT SENT TO TROLL LAND?

PEACEKEEPER TACKING ORDER IN ALL THE VICE

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Friday, November 20, 2009 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by two:
Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Is this all you do #2 is look aroud the internet all day and download pics of Jewel so you can try to tell people you know her? Sad so sad.

lies

You are always correct, wise and great KingEICHOLZ. I apologize if my delay has displeased you.
I would have responded sooner but I was watching two movies with Noah's Ark jokes:
eddie.izzard.stripped.live.dvdrip.xvid-haggis.avi
2012.2009.HQ.TeleSync.LiNE.XViD.READNFO-FUSION

Translating from geek speak that's "Eddie Izzard - Stripped Live" and "2012"

I will show you where these are found, so you can get yours, then you won't be so grumpy, KingEICHOLZ:
http://www.zerosec.ws/eddie-izzard-stripped-live-dvdrip-xvid-haggis/
http://www.zerosec.ws/2012-2009-hq-telesync-line-xvid-readnfo-fusion/

With enough cough medicine to slow your mighty brain, KingEICHOLZ, both movies become masterpieces of cinema!
And you don't spread germs at the theater.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

Eddie Izzard/ i don't watch him he's GAY

KEEEPING PEACH IN EVER VICES

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Friday, November 20, 2009 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Eddie Izzard/ i don't watch him he's GAY

KEEEPING PEACH IN EVER VICES

Eddie is not cross-dressing in "Eddie Izzard - Stripped Live"
He is doing a fairly good imitation of straight. But he is still funny. I could be wrong. Maybe it was the cough syrup that was making me laugh? I lose twenty IQ points and I'm down to the imbecile range.



The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:29 AM

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You are always correct, wise and great KingEICHOLZ. I apologize if my delay has displeased you.


Guys, don't troll the troll. The universe might very well collapse under that one. :)


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Saturday, November 21, 2009 12:08 PM

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Eddie Izzard/ i don't watch him he's GAY

KEEEPING PEACH IN EVER VICES

Eddie is not cross-dressing in "Eddie Izzard - Stripped Live"
He is doing a fairly good imitation of straight. But he is still funny. I could be wrong. Maybe it was the cough syrup that was making me laugh? I lose twenty IQ points and I'm down to the imbecile range.



Oh, Kingelbert - if you limit yourself to only watching or listening to entertainers who aren't gay, you're going to find yourself looking at a VERY limited range of choices.

Far as I knew, Eddie Izzard is straight - he just likes dressing in women's clothing. He, by his own words, fancies the ladies. It's just that he also fancies their clothes. It ain't MY bag, but who am I to judge... SOME PEOPLE JUGGLE GEESE!

And, ummmm... Two? If you lost 20 IQ points, you just MIGHT be able to carry on a conversation with Kingelbert, but only if he really stepped his game up .

Mike

Work is the curse of the Drinking Class.
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Saturday, November 21, 2009 1:24 PM

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Eddie Izzard/ i don't watch him he's GAY


You strongly remind me of that guy in American Beauty. Rigid, militaristic-style upbringing, at the lower end of the IQ spectrum, and hating gays as virtually the only means to maintain some sort of selfworth about his own manhood. When he turns out gay himself, in a last act of desperation he takes a gun and blows out the brains of his neighbor. It's eery how much that describes you and your 'real man' stuff.


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Saturday, November 21, 2009 10:57 PM

Sorry but real men don't dress up as women.And like i said before the AIDS epidemic was started by gay men so no i don't think there funny.

the keeper of peace on all the viesers of peacers

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Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:39 PM

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Thats right like i said before I was born at night but not last night.And just because you know all the sites that have Jewel and Summers pics on them doesn't mean you know them or talk to them you see # 2 your lies can not compeat with my real live a few years ago I was dateing Shirley Manson of Garbage.So run along now go to bed dream about talking to Jewel and Summer.And i'll give Shirley a call and talk to her for real.

e=mc2

Shirley Manson is 43yrs old and you apparently are 27.A few years back she was still in garbage and she resides mainly in Los Angeles.You are in Ohio.By dating her did you mean you had a calendar with her picture on it you pathetic little shit?

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 12:54 AM

@KingEICHOLZ

How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 2:10 AM

MY brain works just fine and peacekeeper you need to relax or you going to get a heart attack.

peacemaker

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 1:30 PM

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MY brain works just fine and peacekeeper you need to relax or you going to get a heart attack.

peacemaker

And you need to stop chatting bullshit or you're going to get slapped.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 3:14 PM

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MY brain works just fine and peacekeeper you need to relax or you going to get a heart attack.

peacemaker

Well said, KingEICHOLZ. Very magnanimous, your Highness!

For anyone wishing to vicariously kill zombies to work-off aggressive impulses, there is Zombieland
The torrent is at http://duqa.superfundo.org/p/duqa/Zombieland.

You will also need free downloading software. Because I use it, for PC and Mac, I suggest utorrent http://www.utorrent.com/

To play the movie, I suggest because I use it, http://www.videolan.org/

Jewel bringing peace and joy to the world.
http://www.roborme.com/pictureofme
Where it says /pictureofme, it's not really a picture of me. That would end the game, for me.


The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 10:19 PM

What are you doing #2 hacking into peoples photos and downloading them? sad real sad.

can't get one by me

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TWO
Sunday, November 22, 2009 10:49 PM

Your Royal Highness! KingEICHOLZ! It is not too late for you to get a copy of Zombieland.[2009].DVDRIP.XVID.[Eng]-DUQA directly from me. I'm still uploading...

If you do, you will see that I'm one of the ones using µTorrent 2.0, the beta version, which is from the Beta quadrant of the galaxy. The Betans are very technologically advanced. Did you know that Morena Bacarrin is a Betan? She gave me a copy of 2.0 (named for me).

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 11:24 PM

I guess you know Morena Bacarrin and Jewel what about Summer? know her to? and Morena Bacarrin is V.

How was zombieland is it any good?

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Monday, November 23, 2009 12:14 AM

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I guess you know Morena Bacarrin and Jewel what about Summer? know her to? and Morena Bacarrin is V.

How was zombieland is it any good?

That's why Morena got the role, the long alien neck. Couldn't call the show Beta β so it was V, after the 80's show of that name.

I liked the movie. I identify with Zombie killer Woody Harrelson. We both from Texas, as is Summer. And Texans transplanted to LA do stick together. (Would I lie about something like that? Never!).

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Monday, November 23, 2009 2:50 AM

no i don't think you would lie about were your from

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