CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #18

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 12, 2010 01:01
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, December 14, 2009 2:24 PM

Well it was a tough call for me on the tie-breaker this week, but it looks like FloralBunny came out on top! Welcome back to the winner's circle, mei mei! :) NewOldBrowncoat's submission of "Jayne is there something WRONG with your BUNK?" definitely deserves honorable mention though! Ruttin' hi-larious submissions from everyone last week! Here's your winner!

Congrats Bun!
Now onto this week's scene...

BOOK: So you *snicker* had a LoveBot built to look *giggle* like Kaylee?
SIMON: Uhh...well...it's...uh...to assist me in...the infirmary. Yep.
BOOK: I'm sure. *snerk* There's sure to be a special hell for this...certainly once she finds out. *stifles a guffaw*

Okay, well we all know YOU can do WAAAAY better than that, so bring your best to the table 'coats!

BWAH!
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FREEBROWNCOAT

Monday, December 14, 2009 2:42 PM

So that's what happened to all my batteries.

MENDUR

Monday, December 14, 2009 5:16 PM

Simon: Why did you come to see her?
Book: Actually, I *am* her grandpa.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Monday, December 14, 2009 9:11 PM

A low-hanging steel pipe: The only power in the verse that can stop Kaylee being cheerful....and conscious.

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, December 14, 2009 9:22 PM

Quote:

SIMON: I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!
BOOK: Well, son, I reckon you're about to find out.

bunsta

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 1:15 AM

Congrats, Bun!

Simon: I'm not sure this is such a wise time to be playing, "This Little Piggie."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, December 16, 2009 1:36 AM

Quote:

Simon tests Kaylee's resistance to rohypnol
BOOK: yadayadayada SPECIAL HELL

bun
thankyez

FREEBROWNCOAT

Thursday, December 17, 2009 2:40 AM

Such great captions coming in. Look forward to every day knowing there'll be another caption to come home to.

Okay, not such an exciting life that can be told here.

Anyway, more great lines are always appreciated. Send in your cards and letters, Browncoats.

"Well, I might."

ASARIAN

Thursday, December 17, 2009 3:01 AM

Nande! I'm away for a few days and all y'all spit out the best captions ever? :) Not that you'd spit... Anyway, congrats Bun! You really nailed it with this one!

BOOK (drunk out of his skull): Here lies our beloved Kaylee, our autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross.
SIMON: Preacher-man, don't sully this!!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Thursday, December 17, 2009 3:11 AM

From the sex-sells Dept.

RIVER (O.S.): I wonder what else is in there?!
BOOK: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
SIMON: OUT!!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 17, 2009 4:04 AM

Quote:

Good'uns, asarian!
Lots more to be mined here.

SIMON: This is a masterful job of muck-up. See how her drive feeds were crossed?
BOOK: So we even try to re-route it, it'll lock down -- no more Kaybot.
SIMON: We are so humped!

bun

RAHLMACLAREN

Thursday, December 17, 2009 4:31 AM

Well, if we're all gonna go the sexploitation route....

Quote:

Simon: Perhaps if we put a battery-run thing twix her nethers she'll just snap out of it.
Book: I could stand to hear a bit more.

And... I apologize.

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:30 PM

Book:" Saffron must have really kissed her. She's out cold."
Simon: "Em....I'll be in my bunk."

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:

Kaylee's latest batch of inter-engine hooch proves to be a mite strong. The crew are glad she always takes the first taste.

bun

PDCHARLES

Friday, December 18, 2009 10:00 PM

Gratz Bun!

Book: Have you ever read the works of Shan Yu?
Simon: Hellz Yes! Let's do this preacher man!

OR

Book: Any news son?
Simon: After running some standard tests, I cannot seem to pinpoint her exact illness.
Book: Perhaps you need a lil focus.

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Friday, December 18, 2009 11:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Gratz Bun!

Book: Have you ever read the works of Shan Yu?
Simon: Hellz Yes! Let's do this preacher man!

Well that gets my vote.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, December 20, 2009 9:48 PM

oh, you naughty naughty peeps.

BOOK: Fully loaded, safety off, this here's a recipe for --
SIMON (over him): Shut it, Shepherd!

bun

CITIZEN

Sunday, December 20, 2009 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book: Simon, I'm not sure I should marry you two under these circumstances, I mean if she can't say "I Do"...

Or

Simon: Erm, Book, that is not how you fit an IUD.

PEACEKEEPER

Monday, December 21, 2009 12:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book;"What happened here,Doctor? Did this young girl talk at the theatre?"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, December 21, 2009 5:34 AM

Voting coming soon! Get those submissions in today!

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Monday, December 21, 2009 11:15 PM

Quote:

SIMON explained what would happen if they dipped KAYLEE'S hand into warm water but he refused to demonstrate.

bun
first, do no harm

FREEBROWNCOAT

Thursday, December 24, 2009 2:44 PM

Let's see how many votes we can muster.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:34 AM

bumpy-bump
Get those last captions in, geniuses!

bun
heee

RAHLMACLAREN

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:13 AM

Quote:

Simon: I've tried everything to resuscitate her. Pulmonary stimulators with cardiac infusers. Even tried cortical electrodes. No neural response.

Book: What about holding a strawberry under her nose?

Simon: I didn't think of that.

[It was fresher in my mind last week.]

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
Quote:

Simon: I've tried everything to resuscitate her. Pulmonary stimulators with cardiac infusers. Even tried cortical electrodes. No neural response.

Book: What about holding a strawberry under her nose?

Simon: I didn't think of that.

[It was fresher in my mind last week.]

That's 'cuz ya got the punchline WRONG...
Sheesh, everybody knows it was,
" Uh, I forgot about that..."

RAHLMACLAREN

Wednesday, December 30, 2009 12:19 AM

[mostly snark]Wow, NewOldBrownCoat, that makes a HUGE difference! You must have a super sense of humor. Here you haven't even posted your own caption yet, yet you somehow manage to find the time to critique mine. Brilliant! I have complete confidence that your caption will totally obliterate everyone's in this thread.[/mostly snark]

It's not like I was aiming for genuine gold; I can settle for pyrite. Besides there are some hi-larious ones in this thread. Good competition.

For anyone who cares or didn't get it, Simon was channeling Wash's line from "The Message".

Darn you, NOBC, you made me post again, which means I'm gonna have to think up another caption.

Simon: You feel like scrubing up?
Book: Oh my, yes!

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

RYCE

Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:01 PM

Book: Those are some Jedi mind tricks Kaylee's got there. She's perfected the floating spheroid.
Simon: What do you know about the Jedi?
Book: *whistles innocently*

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, January 3, 2010 5:54 PM

bumpity-crash-kaboom

bun

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Sunday, January 3, 2010 6:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
[mostly snark]Wow, NewOldBrownCoat, that makes a HUGE difference! You must have a super sense of humor. Here you haven't even posted your own caption yet, yet you somehow manage to find the time to critique mine. Brilliant! I have complete confidence that your caption will totally obliterate everyone's in this thread.[/mostly snark]

It's not like I was aiming for genuine gold; I can settle for pyrite. Besides there are some hi-larious ones in this thread. Good competition.

For anyone who cares or didn't get it, Simon was channeling Wash's line from "The Message".

Darn you, NOBC, you made me post again, which means I'm gonna have to think up another caption.

Simon: You feel like scrubing up?
Book: Oh my, yes!

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

Din't mean to be causin' no trouble-- I was channelling Jayne's line in Ariel.
As to a brilliant caption of my own, this picture leaves me with nothin'... Ain't a complaint, just nothin' came to me.
Sorry if I hurt your feelin's. Wouldja like a cup of tea with wood alcohol in it? Finest beverage guaranteed to make you go blind...

ASARIAN

Monday, January 4, 2010 10:26 PM

KAYLEE: Ooo! There's a black man in a red suit outside our boat, peeking into the window.
SIMON: Oh my! She must have hit her head harder than I thought.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 4, 2010 11:26 PM

Sorry about the delay, 'Coats. Holidays have a way of gettin' in a man's way! Nonetheless, we're still flyin'! So VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1111603

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, January 5, 2010 11:10 PM

bump-a-rooney

bunp

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:32 PM

okay, yewall --
vote and bump

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, January 9, 2010 4:39 AM

too late to vote early.
so vote often.
and then bump, please.
:;-)

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:01 AM

a post here = a bump, yo.
git it up where folk can see it,
and vote,
and then bump.

bun