CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #20

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, March 5, 2010 23:13
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 8, 2010 5:16 AM

All right! Another passel of great entries! Here's our champion:

Congrats! NewOldBrowncoat!!! Well deserved victory!

Now then, onto this week, and back to our namesake along with Jayne looking on...

MAL: You think all those Browncoats are lookin' at us with crooked little smiles 'cause they're aimin' to misbehave?
JAYNE: Y'know, they are beginnin' to damage my calm, come to think of it.

Okay, that seems a mite obvious, so give it your best and make me look bad!! (You usually do!)

BWAH!
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MENDUR

Monday, February 8, 2010 5:09 PM

Jayne was surprised to see Mal use the polite "pinky out" method of pushing the fan aside. Personally, he'd have used a gun.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 8, 2010 8:15 PM

Mal found it a little more than disturbing that Wash and Zoe had elected to follow the "clothing optional" clause
at this particular resort. Jayne, however, only wished for a more discreet place to express his appreciation.

BWAH!
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PDCHARLES

Monday, February 8, 2010 8:25 PM

Gratz NOBC!

MAL: Umm.... Jayne?

Fanty: (OS) Do you know that girl?

MAL: Yeah... that would be Kaylee. ...and thats not running on batteries.

Jayne: Mighty quick twixt fix.

RYCE

Monday, February 8, 2010 9:33 PM

Mal: Did that weather girl just say another 10-20 inches of snow?
Jayne: Gorram it!

(shout out to all of my fellow Marylanders with cabin fever!)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

MISSTRESSAHARA

Tuesday, February 9, 2010 1:41 AM

What could Dr. Horrible be up to this time?

<<<"You want to rule the world. What you don't understand is, there is no world anymore, only corporations.">>> Dr Evil's #2

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

Tuesday, February 9, 2010 5:21 PM

In the year 3000! In the year 3000! Conan O Brien leaves NBC to become the face of Fruity Oaty bar commercials. Elsewhere, Mal is stunned when River screams "keep cool my babies", before mounting the table.

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PDCHARLES

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:02 PM

Mal: When I said I would take on any cargo, I have to say I wasn't expectin' a circus... is that?!?... uhhh.. a sixth, oh my, seventh appendage?

Mingo: easy on the eyes, eh Mal?

OR

Jayne: no ruttin' way I'm going into the black with space monkeys.

OR

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PEACEKEEPER

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:13 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:37 PM

MAL: Wash said the goose-juggling was in here but I don't see anything but nekkid ladies.
JAYNE: No geese? (grumble)

bun

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thursday, February 11, 2010 9:02 AM

The boys had managed to get into the party disguised as companions, but once Mal started to nervously perform a poorly executed fan dance, Jayne knew the game was up.

PEACEKEEPER

Monday, February 15, 2010 9:30 PM

bumpity town, bumpville, bumpland

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, February 16, 2010 4:10 AM

While Mal follows the faint strains of a dulcimer, Jayne wonders how he got tangled up with this effete culture-vulture and hopes someone in this dump has a job for him.

bun

RAHLMACLAREN

Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:26 PM

When Kate Beckett walked through the door Nathan's worlds dissolved.

Mingo: You know her?

Mal: Long time ago.

Jayne: She mad or somethin'?

Mal: Always seems that way, don't it.

And...

Mal tried to do the Vulcan salute, but it came out "Read between the lines".

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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, February 16, 2010 8:44 PM

LOL@Rahl

MAL: You the man who's been leaving me messages about feeding the birds? Time to explain yourself.
JAYNE: (Better than having yer ugly mug plastered all over the side of a public building, I think, but where's the explanation of that?)

bun

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, February 16, 2010 9:13 PM

Lol, Nikki Heat is in da building. good one.

diggin deep on mine.

Fanty: Sorry about the mess. Maid's day off.

OR

Jayne: god's balls!!!

Mal: You boys mind explaining why you got a larger-than-life, pink octopus makin' friends with the locals here.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 17, 2010 1:30 AM

...and in that outfit!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NATHAN: My God. Boreanaz and a chicken. Joss...nooo...
JAYNE: The man embroiders. Ya gotta face up to it.
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bun

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, February 17, 2010 1:34 AM

Wow. I gotta get me one of those frilly red head-things....

The laughing Chrisisall

EARLYWARNING

Wednesday, February 17, 2010 5:07 AM

Jayne :1 Fanty + 1 Fanty
Mal : Jayne...
Janye : equals.. more gossa than I care for.

or

Jayne : Strippers Mal, strippers, when did they get strippers Mal.
Mal : oh.. I feel that special hell gettin a might to close

ASARIAN

Thursday, February 18, 2010 12:24 PM

Quality entry! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 21, 2010 1:05 AM

NATHAN: Uh, Joss, you know I don't usually complain about the lighting, but...BLUE? Right in my FACE?

bun

RAHLMACLAREN

Sunday, February 21, 2010 6:49 AM

Sí, Conando!

Or in this case...

Oui, Riviera!

(Thought of using Rivera, like Geraldo and keeping the Spanish theme, but there's a French Riviera, so...)

Mal: Juggling geese. Nekked?

Jayne: Gorram, why'd it have to be Wash. Got skills though.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 22, 2010 7:55 PM

MAL: Is it Christmas?
JAYNE: Hey, you're the one who brought Kaylee to the Ariel ENGINE Expo...

BWAH!
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RYCE

Tuesday, February 23, 2010 1:44 AM

Mal: These are not the Browncoats you are looking for

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, February 25, 2010 8:51 PM

Before his speech to the Chamber of Commerce:
MAL: No notes on my hand. See?
JAYNE: No hair, neither. One o' life's mysteries.

bun

RAHLMACLAREN

Thursday, February 25, 2010 9:05 PM

Mal: "Um, Jayne? I think they followed us."

Jayne: "Ruttin Mudders."

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:34 PM

MAL: Is it voting time?
JAYNE: Soon.
MAL: How soon?
JAYNE: As soon as that ruttin' tenth crewmember you hired get's his sorry butt off all of the pron sites on the Cortex.
MAL: So...what you're telling me is it may be a while--
JAYNE: --or just a matter of seconds.

BWAH!
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:37 PM

LAST CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS!

Voting will go up sometime on Friday!!!

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:17 AM

SUBMIT, Darn it

bumpy bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, February 27, 2010 9:36 AM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1113620

VOTING TIME!

And Reaver-free at that! :P

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 28, 2010 12:04 AM

votey-bump

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 28, 2010 7:03 PM

ditto

RAHLMACLAREN

Monday, March 1, 2010 11:26 PM

Vump-age, biscuits with gravy. Yumm.

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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 2, 2010 8:09 PM

Fried grits with maple syrup. Yummm.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 3, 2010 11:51 PM

Scrapple.

Hey, y'all -- vote first, then post a li'l something here to bump the thread so others can see it and be reminded to vote.

bun

RAHLMACLAREN

Thursday, March 4, 2010 12:33 AM

Well, I was going to try and NOT vote for myself, but then it started falling behind. BUMP.

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RAHLMACLAREN

Friday, March 5, 2010 11:13 PM

BUMPty was pushed!

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