CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #21

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, May 7, 2010 21:36
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, March 8, 2010 5:15 PM

ROFLMGAO!

This week's winner, PDCHARLES, certainly has one of the best captions yet, I believe. Just my humble opinion,
but I love this one and it certainly deserved to win! Enjoy!

Now on to this week's CT, a little screencap from a deleted scene involving Simon and River.

RIVER: I swallowed a pillow.
SIMON: I think...ah...yeah, I've got nothing.

Yeah, I've got nothing for this one...so should be no problem to top that! Have at!

BWAH!
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MENDUR

Monday, March 8, 2010 5:41 PM

Simon: With my hands on my hips, do I look like Superman?
River (thought balloon): And they think *I'm* the crazy one.

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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 9, 2010 1:49 AM

GRATZ, PDC! EXCELLENT CAPTION!

RIVER: Don't worry. It's not mine

bun

FREELANCERTEX

Tuesday, March 9, 2010 3:16 AM

wow. I think that one wins right there XD her face is absolutely classic for that caption

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 9, 2010 4:54 PM

RIVER: I know Mal thinks Saffron's cooking's good but it makes me bloat.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 10, 2010 9:45 PM

RIVER: I know you needed the practice, but I have bad news about the implants.

bun

PEACEKEEPER

Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:37 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:23 AM

Simon: I know it's your choice and all, just please tell me it's not Jayne's.

River: I'm crazy but I'm not THAT crazy.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, March 11, 2010 4:18 PM

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RIVER: By Buddha, your melon is ginormous!
SIMON: I prefer to think of it as...'majestic'.

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 12, 2010 1:18 AM

SIMON: Nothing is burrowing its way out of your tummy, River. That's a whole other movie.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, March 15, 2010 1:15 AM

SEAN: Listen, Summer, this beats working on "Heroes in Spandex" or some such drivel.
SUMMER: But not by much. I could use a little Spandex here, doncha think?

bun
the mistress always spanx twice

RAT

Tuesday, March 16, 2010 4:40 AM

River: If it's a girl, I'll call it Jayne.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:28 AM

SIMON: River, what are y--
RIVER: Grenades cost extra!

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ASARIAN

Tuesday, March 16, 2010 8:01 PM

Now that's a mite disturbing! :) Which makes it an excellent River line! +1

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, March 17, 2010 5:38 PM

Woot! Ty guys.

River: (accent) Sure, I got a secret. More'n one.

RYCE

Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:46 PM

Simon: So as you don't throw up in my bed anymore, here's a head-high basket.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 20, 2010 8:55 PM

SIMON: Do you have a bun in the oven or are you just happy to see me?
RIVER: Well, since you ask, it's only a shepherd's pie.

bun
o the special hell...

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:57 AM

RIVER: It's not the head of Boba Fett 'cos -- you know -- platter....guess again

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:08 AM

SIMON: We are so humped!
RIVER: I object to your use of the first person plural when it is perfectly obvious that only one of us has been -- as you say --
SIMON: I was only quoting Wash...

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 26, 2010 2:51 AM

bumpty-dumpty

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 26, 2010 8:24 PM

SIMON: This is so tasteless I'll have to have the screencap removed from the Cortex!

bun
...with my brain...

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, March 29, 2010 7:36 PM

bumpy

bun

CITIZEN

Tuesday, March 30, 2010 7:38 PM

Simon's first stab at breast enlargement surgery had slipped a bit.

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If you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices. The scary part is that if you play it forwards it installs Windows.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 6:49 PM

RIVER: Before you say anything about a cunningly concealed herd of cows, I can tell you right now it isn't going to be funny.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, April 1, 2010 11:47 PM

uhhhhhhhhhhhh --- hiatal hernia?

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, April 2, 2010 12:52 AM

Simon: River?! That's... not how you do the Safety Dance.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, April 4, 2010 5:07 PM

bumpity bumpity bump

CITIZEN

Monday, April 5, 2010 10:43 PM

Simon is unimpressed by Rivers invisible kitty.

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If you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices. The scary part is that if you play it forwards it installs Windows.

ASARIAN

Tuesday, April 6, 2010 6:23 PM

So unlike this caption, which is most certainly funny! :) And witty.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Tuesday, April 6, 2010 6:25 PM

And that, hontou ni, is frakkin' brilliant too! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, April 6, 2010 6:59 PM

Hey all...sorry I've been out of the world a while.

I've got a new factor: school.

Yeah, 20 years after graduation from High School, I am heading back to college...online.

Anywho, I'll try and keep Caption Tightpants going, but expect it'll be considerably slower than usual for voting and the like, at least until I flesh out a better schedule for myself.

Work, sole parenting two kids, school, more work, other work and yeah, you're getting the idea.

Thanks, as always for your patience and understanding. Will try and get the voting up in a little while.

BWAH!
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, April 6, 2010 8:01 PM

Know what? It's voting time!

Know what else? I think this is the first time anyone ever had 3 entries in the voting. Bun, you were on it this time! Hope it doesn't split your votes too much! :P

Still you get honorable mention for being so gorramed funny!

GO VOTE, 'COATS!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1115191

BWAH!
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DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, April 6, 2010 10:49 PM

Votey bumpy

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, April 8, 2010 6:11 PM

Good grief, TCM, I usually forget which captions I contributed (perhaps it's a function of --- age?) so, to quote Mal, "I can't know this!"
Will vote a bit later, hoping to forget some more, now that a couple of the things have been brought back into my buffer by the esteemed asarian.
...and thanks for the honor...

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, April 10, 2010 11:14 PM

bumpishness

:;-)

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 12, 2010 12:10 AM

thump

bunp

PUMAMANREDUX

Monday, April 12, 2010 10:38 PM

I've been away from the forums for so long and even thought this contest is closed here is my contribution

Simon "Alright, you stop singing 'I'm a little teapot' and I won't yell 'Pillow Fight' everytime you enter the room"

River "Deal"

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 12, 2010 11:33 PM

Lovely, PR, and don't stay away. We've missed you and valued your contributions.

bun

PEACEKEEPER

Wednesday, April 21, 2010 7:18 AM

This thread seems to have died. Oh dear.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, April 21, 2010 8:20 PM

vote comma gorramit

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:19 PM

VOTE HERE:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1115191

Then come back and bump the thread

Thank you

bun
hot, cross

PEACEKEEPER

Monday, April 26, 2010 5:19 PM

bump

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

PDCHARLES

Monday, April 26, 2010 8:48 PM

I am wearing tight pants today. that is all.

MENDUR

Wednesday, April 28, 2010 2:20 PM

bump

Although by this point, I think the winner is obvious.

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, April 29, 2010 7:52 PM

bump
bump
bump
I swallowed a bug

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 1, 2010 8:18 PM

bump

bun
loosepants

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, May 5, 2010 8:18 PM

ups-a-daisy!
vote.
bump by posting here.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, May 7, 2010 9:36 PM

Summer is suffering from a VOTE BUMP

bun