CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #23

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, August 1, 2010 03:59
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Arguably this one was over before it started, but we all tried anyway...



Congrats, Reaverina1985Riviera! I can't recall if you've won before, but I know you've been making some awesome submissions (and some not so much! but hey, who here isn't guilty?) for quite some time now! This was awesome. And just for the Alliance, I used those old school UAP colors. :)

Okay, this is straight from the new Serenity comic, Float Out, which is a tribute to my favorite pilot: Wash. You're a leaf on the wind, watch how you caption...
(i.e. use the SPOILER function if you know you might reveal something to them who haven't read it yet)


WASH: Grrr! Argh!

Heh! Okay, time to top that! I know you can! Put down those juggling geese and get typing!


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Wash: "I'm not touching you!... I'm not touching you!....."

or

Wash: "A long time ago he sold car insurance."

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WASH: C'mon, Logan, do you really think your claws can take on T-Rex? (in dinosaur voice) "Rawwwr! I'll pick my teeth with your adamantium bones! Rawwr!"

OR


WASH: Psst! Wanna touch my lizard?





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Wash: Stop! Or I'll shoot you with my dinosaur!

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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WASH: [sarcastically] Oh, yes. He's a real beast! It's a wonder you're still alive.
JAYNE: Looked bigger when I couldn't see 'im.


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Quote:

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Originally posted by asarian:

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Five bullies came for my lunch money. The best of them carried this.

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We're getting some good works here! Keep it up, crew!



WASH: Smell that? I think Kaylee's taken him to Netherland...



Wow...did I just go there? Yeah, think I did.
O.O

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I'm sorry you lost Vera. Do you wanna play with my T-Rex?

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WASH: Rexy thinks you're sexy!

OR

WASH: Ever dance with the dimetrodon in the pale moonlight?

OR

WASH: Okay, so the anthrax ripple wasn't so good...here, try the crunchy frog!

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WASH: Don't think much of these blackmarket beagles, look!'

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Wash: Go on, kiss and make up.

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If you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices. The scary part is that if you play it forwards it installs Windows.

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bump

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Wash: Jayne, I think it's time for a shave and a haircut, I mean, look at what I just found in your beard!
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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CONGRATZ, REAVER! Another brilliant cap for the win.



WASH: That was quite a bang on the head. How many fingers am I holding up?
JAYNE: That's no finger. That's -- a pickle??? Hah. Gimme that. Can't fool me.

bun
'twas nice and crunchy.

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WASH: Talk to the Dinosaur, 'cause the face ain't listening!


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asarian, you're killin' me
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SAFETY OFF; FULLY LOADED: THIS HERE'S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER
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bun

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Wash: "You know what always cheers me up? PEZ, from my favourite dino-dispenser. Come on, you know you want some!"

OR

Wash: "I'm on the scene with the mastermind behind yet another failed smuggling run; tell me, how does this make you feel?"
(Holds out dino-toy)

Man: "Wash, don't make me hurt you."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wash: Reach for the sky, dirtbag!

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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WASH: Merchandising, merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! (Presses T-Rex belly) "Ha ha Ha! Mine is an evil laugh... Now die!" The kids will love this one!


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!!

the princess bun

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LAST CALL! Tomorrow will be voting time!




WASH: You've thwarted the Alliance, run wobbly-headed dolls to Beylix, and conquered the Heart of Gold...what will you do next?

[pause for a beat]

WASH (whispers): ...your line is: I'm going to Blue Sun World!...



alright! Last call for those awesome captions, kids!


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