Penguin- yer killin' me here!

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PENGUIN

Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:31 AM (P)

MAGDALENA

Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:34 PM (P)

Thank you, thank you, thank you Penguin & all! I am sick, cold & have had a very sucky year... despite some wonderfullness I was feeling very poorly & woeful, but I can feel woeful no longer! You're a tonic for my soul!

CPT Magda Martin, CO of Golf Co. (Europe)
www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603506986
http://www.flickr.com/photos/magdalena67/

PENGUIN

Sunday, November 28, 2010 3:42 PM (P)

FOLLOWMAL

Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:52 PM (P)

*hugs Penguin*

I love this place. :)

http://www.kidsneedtoread.org/

KAREL

Sunday, November 28, 2010 7:02 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PENGUIN:

*cleans off monitor*

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:10 PM (P)

And the Grip-Tite Muffler clamps are in the collection why???

bun
or do we not want to know?

CHRISISALL

Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:24 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PENGUIN:

Is that Mal's gun? Not a very good reproduction; I give ya $20 bucks to take that junk off your hands....

...not goin' for it are ya?

The laughing Chrisisall

PENGUIN

Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:27 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by PENGUIN:

Is that Mal's gun? Not a very good reproduction; I give ya $20 bucks to take that junk off your hands....

...not goin' for it are ya?

The laughing Chrisisall

Nope!!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:28 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
And the Grip-Tite Muffler clamps are in the collection why???

bun
or do we not want to know?

To keep the primary buffer panel on, silly bun!

Actually, the box has my last name on it...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 1:54 AM (P)

Thank you, Mr. Grip-Tite.

bun
fits my recollection but didn't ask specifically in case you felt concealing-ish

PENGUIN

Sunday, December 5, 2010 12:40 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

NEESIERIE

Sunday, December 5, 2010 3:32 AM (P)

Penguin wrote: 'One by one, the penguins steal my sanity'

Yes, I bought that t-shirt for my son several years ago. It rocked! Which was why when my little granddaughter said what she did about the penguins, it totally fried my mind! *grin*

Appreciate you sharing your twisted view of reality with us, Penguin! Laughter keeps us young!

"The sky is not the limit -- nor are the stars."

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, December 5, 2010 10:38 PM (P)

Pengs has stolen our sanity long since.
We're just waiting for them to come take us away.

bun
preferably in a Firefly mid-bulk transport

MSA

Monday, December 6, 2010 6:52 PM (P)

You guys are soooo funny:)

By the way I am printing that thing about the penguins stealing my sanity....and putting it up in my classroom

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

PENGUIN

Saturday, December 11, 2010 3:52 PM (P)

http://www.doobybrain.com/2010/12/09/man-installs-pneumatic-sliding-do
or-in-his-home/

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Saturday, December 11, 2010 7:35 PM (P)

Chrisisall..

An old timey star trek screensaver!

http://www.mewho.com/system47/download1.htm

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, December 12, 2010 12:49 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, December 12, 2010 1:02 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

MEATPUPPET42

Sunday, December 12, 2010 9:55 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

I did laugh out loud with this one. :)

.

I love it it's like wiping your ass with silk.

PENGUIN

Friday, December 17, 2010 11:42 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CHRISISALL

Saturday, December 18, 2010 3:04 AM (P)

AWESOME.

The laughing Chrisisall

PENGUIN

Monday, December 20, 2010 10:11 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CHRISISALL

Monday, December 20, 2010 11:14 PM (P)

You've outdone yourself with that find, my friend!

The laughing Chrisisall

PENGUIN

Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:25 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:52 PM (P)

http://www.slashfilm.com/lol-star-wars-christmas-special-wanted/

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:53 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, December 26, 2010 3:23 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:08 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

FOLLOWMAL

Thursday, December 30, 2010 1:47 AM (P)

I love Buzz all "Tron-ed" out!!

http://www.kidsneedtoread.org/

PENGUIN

Tuesday, January 4, 2011 12:22 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

THEHAPPYTRADER

Thursday, January 6, 2011 8:14 PM (P)

PENGUIN

Saturday, January 8, 2011 6:47 PM (P)

PENGUIN

Saturday, January 8, 2011 6:48 PM (P)

HELL'S KITTEN

Saturday, January 8, 2011 9:19 PM (P)

PENGUIN

Sunday, January 9, 2011 3:52 PM (P)

HAKEN

Sunday, January 9, 2011 8:09 PM (P)

Just testing.

PENGUIN

Saturday, January 15, 2011 8:16 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, January 16, 2011 5:57 AM (P)

Gotta love Leonard...

bun

PENGUIN

Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:14 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:15 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:15 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, January 23, 2011 2:51 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, January 24, 2011 12:00 AM (P)

Our perma-kittens are cringing in terror. They are so used to the hot rollers that the suggestion, the mere thought, of anything electrical sends their fur straight out.

Note: DO NOT WASH RED SHIRT WITH TIGHTY-WHITIES UNLESS YOU CAN BEAR BEING TEASED ABOUT YOUR TIGHTY-PINKIES WHILE THE EXTRA COLOR BLEACHES OUT AGAIN.

Contents of the last balloon would have served well as decoration (needlepoint, poker-work, you pick) for the wall of my freshman dorm room.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, January 24, 2011 4:40 AM (P)

Extra supplementary message:
Pengs! Hurry to the Tightpants #27 thread. I'm getting my backside booted and need your help.

There will be fish.

And slushies.

ETA: Penguin is King
http://www.flixxy.com/pet-penguin-goes-shopping.htm

bun

PENGUIN

Thursday, January 27, 2011 12:01 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

DREAMTROVE

Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:04 PM (P)

Penguin. You are now listed in my hall of awesome.

PENGUIN

Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:22 PM (P)

*bows*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, January 30, 2011 2:55 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

DREAMTROVE

Sunday, January 30, 2011 3:58 AM (P)

Thatlast one gives me a pointless idea: you could make Darthbert, an office double spoof. I think Chad is probably feeling fairly unemployed at the moment, you could probably pick him up and do a YouTube.

Han, luke an leia work in the IT dept of a corporation run by palatine, whom no one ever sees, but it is managed by vader. Boba fett is the suck up who always gets the promotion, luke is the geek who has backstroke of the west and the christmas special. Yoda is dagobert, lukeberts faithful sardonic sidekick....

PENGUIN

Sunday, January 30, 2011 5:12 AM (P)

That I would love to see!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, January 30, 2011 4:34 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

DREAMTROVE

Tuesday, February 1, 2011 12:48 AM (P)

Thanks Penguin. I passed these on to my sister, who really got a kick out of them. It this sort of up thing that we need in our lives.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, February 1, 2011 1:41 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PENGUIN:
Did my annual dusting today..

Some of my Firefly/Opus stuff!

The Terrifying Space Monkey is signed by The Future Mrs. Penguin™.

There's a Jayne hat in the box!

You mean "She who would be Queen?"

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

PENGUIN

Thursday, February 3, 2011 12:05 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Friday, February 11, 2011 12:42 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CYBERSNARK

Friday, February 11, 2011 1:36 AM (P)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

PENGUIN

Saturday, February 12, 2011 12:00 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CYBERSNARK

Saturday, February 12, 2011 9:32 PM (P)

(This is even funnier if you know Yui.)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

PENGUIN

Thursday, February 17, 2011 2:14 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

DREAMTROVE

Thursday, March 3, 2011 4:24 PM (P)

Penguin

Where in Iowa?

MSA

Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:14 PM (P)

Penguin... well those were several of the least productive and best moments of my week...thanks for the laugh sweety and keep em coming:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

PENGUIN

Thursday, March 3, 2011 11:54 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Penguin

Where in Iowa?

Capital City!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

DREAMTROVE

Friday, March 4, 2011 5:46 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Quote:
Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Penguin

Where in Iowa?

Capital City!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

I have a house in trouble in Paullina. I don't want it demolished.

PENGUIN

Saturday, March 5, 2011 1:34 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by DREAMTROVE:
Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Quote:
Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Penguin

Where in Iowa?

Capital City!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

I have a house in trouble in Paullina. I don't want it demolished.

I grew up in Spencer and went to school in Sioux City, so I've been through your lovely town many times!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

DREAMTROVE

Saturday, March 5, 2011 2:55 PM (P)

Well, I need to hire a lawyer to prevent it from being destroyed, and then get to work fixing it up, and having someone live there. Ideally, someone could fix it up while living there. If I could find someone.

I thought, who better to ask than my king?

PENGUIN

Saturday, March 5, 2011 10:10 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

DREAMTROVE

Sunday, March 6, 2011 5:50 AM (P)

My Liege, you have been rickrolled.

DREAMTROVE

Sunday, March 6, 2011 5:52 AM (P)

Oh, and Spencer. That's where Menard's is, where I get all my supplies for rebuilding this Nightmare on Cannon Street.

PENGUIN

Saturday, March 12, 2011 12:54 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 10:27 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Tuesday, April 12, 2011 10:47 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, April 17, 2011 12:46 AM (P)

gah. puuuke.

bun

PENGUIN

Sunday, April 17, 2011 1:20 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
gah. puuuke.

bun

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 18, 2011 4:13 AM (P)

Floral Bunny has a niiiiiiiiiice plate of krill and biccies for you, Pengs. Dig in.

bun

PENGUIN

Monday, April 18, 2011 11:31 PM (P)

YUM!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Monday, April 18, 2011 11:32 PM (P)

BUN!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 4:19 AM (P)

I'd say what I think that is, but this is still a family show, eh?

bun, all yummed out
melba rounds are good, too.
with caviar.

PENGUIN

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 10:50 AM (P)

I was thinkin' the same thing!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 3:23 PM (P)

great minds together...
in a slushy gutter...
over a platter of fairy shrimp.

bun
garnish of lawn moths

MSA

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 4:17 PM (P)

I love you guys

Bun you rock

Penguin as long as you're practicing nobless oblige... can you please tell the IRS to get their butts in gear and send us the release so we can buy a house??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MAL4PREZ

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 8:39 PM (P)

Just in case it hasn't made the rounds here already, this is for you-know-who:

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hmm-burble-blah, blah-blah-blah, take a left

PENGUIN

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 11:09 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Thursday, May 26, 2011 11:43 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

MSA

Friday, May 27, 2011 4:33 AM (P)

lol.....so wrongly funny

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

PENGUIN

Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:42 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Thursday, July 21, 2011 12:10 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

MSA

Thursday, July 21, 2011 8:20 PM (P)

LOL....and again, sorry about the Spam...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

PENGUIN

Monday, July 25, 2011 10:33 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CHRISISALL

Monday, July 25, 2011 11:12 PM (P)

You are sick, Lex...

The laughing Chrisisall

KAREL

Tuesday, July 26, 2011 3:48 AM (P)

Yeppers!

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

PENGUIN

Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:48 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CHRISISALL

Sunday, November 13, 2011 3:49 AM (P)

LOL. Bro.

PENGUIN

Saturday, December 3, 2011 12:32 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CHRISISALL

Saturday, December 3, 2011 1:05 AM (P)

Yer kilin' me here more!

The laughing Chrisisall

PENGUIN

Saturday, December 3, 2011 11:46 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CHRISISALL

Sunday, December 4, 2011 12:11 AM (P)

That's nuts. Officially.

The laughing Chrisisall

PENGUIN

Sunday, December 4, 2011 5:57 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

WISHIMAY

Tuesday, December 6, 2011 4:33 AM (P)

Ha! Last time I looked at this thread my Dissociative Identity Disorder(multiple identity disorder-for all those who haven't watched the after school special) was going by another name. Iremisst was tasty with the fava beans and a nice chianti

That's one loooooog funny thread. I'll check back again in a few years...

Good Job, who knew penguins had such stamina??

WISHIMAY

Tuesday, December 6, 2011 5:49 PM (P)

Oh, and ha! I get the 200th postie! Ya snooze, ya loose!

Wishy is... winning!

PENGUIN

Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:52 PM (P)

Mine!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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