New Year New Hidey Hole. Welcome to floor 484!

POSTED BY: mai
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MAI

Tuesday, January 4, 2011 6:47 AM

*a huge ball drops from the top of the thread and splatters the Hidey world with spray cheese!

HAPPY 2011 Hidey Peepers!!!!!!!!!!

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, January 4, 2011 8:28 PM

Happy new year!

Know what goes great with spray cheese? Ritz crackers!

Mmmm, good cracker.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 1:41 AM

and marshmallows!

WISHIMAY

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 3:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Mmmm, good cracker.

Hey! What did you call me?

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 9:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Hey! What did you call me?

I called you late for dinner. I know I shouldn't have but I did anyway.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 9:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
and marshmallows!

Spray cheese, Ritz crackers, and marshmallows may be a better combination than it sounds but I doubt it'll replace S'mores any time soon.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MSA

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 9:40 PM

OK I seriously just saw someone make a balogna and spray cheese quesadilla on worst cooks...EWWWWWWW

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MAI

Thursday, January 6, 2011 5:01 AM

Late for dinner? What are you making?

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, January 6, 2011 1:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Late for dinner? What are you making?

We start with an amuse-bouche of crab salad and radicchio on a Ritz cracker, follow with an appetizer featuring lightly fried spray cheese sticks, and a salad of mustard greens with a marshmallow infused vinaigrette dressing. For the entree you have a choice between braised duck in an orange sauce, beef bourguignon served with whole wheat artisan bread for dipping, and Ritz crackers topped with spray cheese and marshmallows. Coffee follows and then a desert of marshmallow flambe sandwiched between chocolate and graham crackers served with your choice of after dinner aperitifs.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

WISHIMAY

Thursday, January 6, 2011 2:51 PM

Ohh, the horror, the terrible marshmellow-y horror!

Spock and I will just have a marshmellon, please...

MAI

Friday, January 7, 2011 1:22 AM

duck is disgusting. i think i'll stick with the chemallows. (see what i did there?)

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 7, 2011 2:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Ohh, the horror, the terrible marshmellow-y horror!

I think you may be thinking of the Michelin Man who is indeed a terrible marshmallowy horror. Marshmellons on the other hand are certainly an acquired taste. Not for everybody; no siree bob.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 7, 2011 2:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
duck is disgusting. i think i'll stick with the chemallows. (see what i did there?)

Yes but i think you might have misspelled cheemallows which are universally understood to be good. Chemallows have a distinctly artificial chemical taste that many find displeasing.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, January 7, 2011 7:40 AM

Ok you are right.

Just this once.

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, January 9, 2011 2:13 PM

We must strive to wright the right writings.

Outasight! Might delight uptight wights.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Sunday, January 9, 2011 9:36 PM

what a fright in the night!

SERYN

Monday, January 10, 2011 3:33 AM

*Swings in from the rafters to say a quick...*

Heeeeelllloooooooooooooooo!

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

WISHIMAY

Monday, January 10, 2011 9:51 PM

Swings in on the rafters?

You are:

a. from the monkey or chimp family?
b. a circus afficionado?
c. bucking for a role in a new Tarzan movie?
d. Laura Croft: Tomb Raider?
e. using the premis of "people never look up" to your advantage?

I wasn't aware the Hidey Hole has rafters...What other features lie undiscovered in here..

SERYN

Monday, January 10, 2011 9:59 PM

I like the idea of being a tomb raider, but Lara's a bit poncey.

As I remeber it this place had a lot of convenient fixtures, including at one point a chocolate jacuzzi. Is that still about?

Basically I pop in from time to time but never seem to be able to hang around for long despite my best intentions, so I was literally 'swinging by'.

Did someone mention s'mores?

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

WISHIMAY

Monday, January 10, 2011 11:00 PM

Ohh, one can only wish for a chocolate jacuzzi, next to a champagne fountain and smores on demand....

Dip me in hot chocolate, hedonism here I come!!!

Sign on the door says "Angelina Jolie and her united colors of benneton brats NOT welcome" then

SERYN

Monday, January 10, 2011 11:43 PM

Oh, Angelina's ok in a 'don't meet her eyes' kind of way but her troup would not mix well with the chocolate dipped hedonism, so maybe just a sign saying NO KIDS would work.

Personally i'm not one for chocolate squishiness in pertinent places so i'll refrain, but if you wanted the chocolate jacuzzi i think it was last seen somewhere in the 200's.

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

MAI

Tuesday, January 11, 2011 3:44 AM

Of course there are rafters! The Hidey Hole has EVERYTHING!

*hugs Seryn
it's been a long time!!!

SERYN

Tuesday, January 11, 2011 5:17 PM

It has - far too long!

How are you?! *huge hugs back!*

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

MAI

Wednesday, January 12, 2011 3:15 AM

Things are good mostly. Surviving the deluge of snow at the moment. How have you been?

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, January 13, 2011 2:07 AM

Snow? Snow?! Snow!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:57 AM

Yes, you can have all of it, dave. Now don't say I never gave you anything.

SERYN

Thursday, January 13, 2011 7:11 PM

We had lots of the white stuff before Christmas - threatened to derail everybodies holiday, cause the UK can't do snow. Well, England anyway.

I am good, mostly. Still crazy, but improving. Simonwho and I got a cat. She's called Faran, and she's a doll.

Oh! And theres less of me - i started a diet last week and i've lost half a stone already!

Tis mostly water though. But hey. I guess the rafter swinging should help. And that fact that virtual smores have no calories. whippeee!

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 14, 2011 12:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Yes, you can have all of it, dave. Now don't say I never gave you anything.

Yes!

I will walk on it, and sled on it, and make snow angels, and make snow devils, and build snowmen and snow forts but mostly I'm going to make lost and lost of snow balls.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, January 14, 2011 3:58 AM

I thought you wrote "snow farts." I need new glasses.

MAI

Friday, January 14, 2011 4:00 AM

Yay for kitty! I'm trying the diet thing as well. I'm not doing so well. Chocolate keeps forcing itself into my mouth.

SERYN

Friday, January 14, 2011 4:40 AM

Yes, I had an epic tussle with a bar of Belgian chocolate that kept launching itself at my lips whenever I was distracted. Crafty buggers, those chocolates.

Dave, I also thought you wrote snow farts - are you sure it's not what you meant to write? It's rather unconventional but you know that we'll support you in whatever you want to do, right?

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

MAI

Friday, January 14, 2011 6:24 AM

Oh so that's what he intended to write he just spelled it wrong. Phew. I thought I was getting old there for a minute.

Also, Seryn you and Simonwho need to get over here for dragon*con this year so I can see you again. In fact, I demand all hidey people come to dragon*con this year.

That is all.

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 14, 2011 12:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
are you sure it's not what you meant to write?

I'm fairly certain yes but before I go back to check to make sure I need to make these lost and losts of snowballs.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

SERYN

Friday, January 14, 2011 1:31 PM

Ah, see, I blamed the loosing of the snowballs on keyboard error.

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

MAI

Friday, January 14, 2011 9:13 PM

Fappy Hriday!

SERYN

Friday, January 14, 2011 9:20 PM

A hundred teenage boys just sniggered.

And a wonderful Hriday to you dear Mai!

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Fappy Hriday!

I'm very fappy this Hriday!

I had a wonderful idea for a movie.

You know how the Friday the 13th movies work? A bunch of college kids go to a house by a lake have sex and then get killed? All because Friday the 13th is such an unlucky day? So this is my idea for a movie. Saturday the 14th. Where a bunch of college students go to a house by the lake have sex and don't get killed. Because Saturday the 14th isn't an unlucky day at all. OK, it's kinda blue but it would be perfect for Cinemax.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:58 AM

or maybe they do get killed.

Saturday the 14th: The Notoriously Tardy Psychopath Strikes Again.

JADEHAND

Sunday, January 16, 2011 10:33 PM

"The Notoriously Tardy Psychopath Strikes Again."

This reminded me of a video a friend sent me a link to a while back.

NSFW(not safe for work)due to some language and a bit of gore by the end.

SERYN

Monday, January 17, 2011 7:10 PM

Ok, who only managed to get to about the 50th 'again'?

That is hilarious, who wants to bet that that demon was a little brother?

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, January 17, 2011 10:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
or maybe they do get killed.

Saturday the 14th: The Notoriously Tardy Psychopath Strikes Again.

Or maybe he tries to kill them but he keeps entering the room after his targets are already somewhere else. The Psychopath being Notoriously Tardy and all that.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 21, 2011 12:53 AM

I'm in ur hidey thread eating ur spray cheezes.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 21, 2011 12:30 PM

Speaking of snow.

Via @WriteRCastle

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, January 22, 2011 8:27 PM

Aww I want him. Bumblebee needs a friend.

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, January 24, 2011 12:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Aww I want him. Bumblebee needs a friend.

Penguins is nice.

Mondays, on the other hand, are less nice. I hereby decree this space to be Monday free.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Monday, January 24, 2011 9:00 PM

BEST IDEA EVER. So you will write me a note that says I can stay here instead of going back to work? It's better for my health that I stay here. (Cause there are a lot of freakin' sick people at the hospital!!!)

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, January 24, 2011 9:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
BEST IDEA EVER. So you will write me a note that says I can stay here instead of going back to work? It's better for my health that I stay here. (Cause there are a lot of freakin' sick people at the hospital!!!)

Dear Mai's workplace,

Please excuse Mai from this and all subsequent Mondays. She has a condition.

Signed,

Mai's Mother David.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Tuesday, January 25, 2011 8:57 PM

Yay! Thank you Da... umm Mom. You are the best. I shall print this off now and take it in to human resources.

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, January 25, 2011 10:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I shall print this off now and take it in to human resources.

I may need to print one out for myself.

Anyway, always willing to go the extra kilometer to help stamp out the scourge of Mondays.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, January 27, 2011 12:03 AM

Submitted with a shocking lack of comment.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, January 28, 2011 6:28 AM

Three very important questions regarding above video:

1. Where can I get a pair of those shoes?

2. Since when did Sasquatch star in his own music video?

C. How come I can't stop watching this? ... it's so fantastically awful. Daveshayne I am going to hunt you down for getting that song stuck in my head!!!!
(ok not really, seeing as how you got me out of mondays from here on out ... you are forgiven...just this once!)

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 28, 2011 12:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
1. Where can I get a pair of those shoes?

Goodwill?

Quote:
2. Since when did Sasquatch star in his own music video?

Since the dawn of video, under various false identities of course to help perpetuate the mystery.

Quote:
C. How come I can't stop watching this? ... it's so fantastically awful.

It is perhaps the purest distillation of late seventies early eighties existential angst ever. Plus, you know, all those sasquatches. Sasquatchi? Sasquatchians? Yeti. All of those adorable coked up antipodean yeti.

Quote:
Daveshayne I am going to hunt you down for getting that song stuck in my head!!!!

It's like I'm stuck on an episode of, "The Most Dangerous Game Show".

Quote:

(ok not really, seeing as how you got me out of mondays from here on out ... you are forgiven...just this once!)

Whew, :whipes brow: dodged a bullet on that one.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, January 28, 2011 5:30 PM

Just so you know... that led me to watching over an hours worth of other even more frightening "mashups" ... poor Elvis... no wonder he went into hiding.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, January 29, 2011 2:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Just so you know... that led me to watching over an hours worth of other even more frightening "mashups" ... poor Elvis... no wonder he went into hiding.

Like sands through and hourglass... Hey, pass the mashup.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Wednesday, February 2, 2011 3:27 AM

I. HATE. SNOW.

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, February 2, 2011 12:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I. HATE. SNOW.

Which seems to be a shame since there is rather an awful lot of it outside at the moment. My boss does expect me to come in today but I'm not sure I can even get out the door. Personally I don't mind the snow but the wind and cold I can do without.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, February 2, 2011 8:54 PM

Survived work today. Taking tomorrow off in honor of dragging myself into work in the middle of a freaking blizzard.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Thursday, February 3, 2011 2:59 AM

Yeah I feel your pain. 11 hour work day done. Sleeping for the next 12... if my car is still borked I'm not going anywhere tomorrow either!!!

MAI

Tuesday, February 15, 2011 5:42 AM

Hidin' out from Cupid... is it safe to come out now?

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, February 16, 2011 12:11 PM

Yeah the fat little winged monster is gone. Happy Last half of February everybody.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, February 19, 2011 1:18 PM

yes and HAPPY weekend!!!! May it last forever and a day!!!

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, February 19, 2011 2:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
yes and HAPPY weekend!!!! May it last forever and a day!!!

All hail the mighty weekend! The two of seven that do not suck. Bringer of the joys of sleeping in and puttering about in a bath robe till comfortably after noon. Great praise for the bi-diurnality. Who's constituent forty-eight are the greatest forty-eights ever to occur. All hail the mighty weekend!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, February 25, 2011 9:31 PM

We did it! Our worship of the weekend has made it never ending! (or i might have just slept through the other 5 days...either way win!)

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, March 2, 2011 2:17 PM

It's humped day!

"They catch us with the goods we're humped."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, March 10, 2011 9:03 PM

We have a cat. A cat who likes to have people pet him when he's halfway up the stairs. Always with the one leg dangling onto the stair below. He's a Hays Code cat.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, March 15, 2011 12:32 PM

I had a dream last night. A kind of Outer Limits kind of dream. I paraphrase:

Me: (to a hideously mutated cow) How did you become so smart?

Mutant Cow: A normal cow only uses one percent of it's brain.

Me: I thought it was ten percent.

Mutant Cow: That's for humans. Cows are much dumber.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Monday, March 21, 2011 3:15 AM

Genius mutant cow dreams? Can I have some of whatever it is that you are drinking?

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, March 21, 2011 12:03 PM

Chicago municipal water straight from the tap mostly. So yeah, drink all you want it's practically free.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 4:34 AM

ewwwww. im not a fan of water unless itz fizzy water with fruity flavors. they say the little packets are just food colouring and splenda, but i have a feeling there is something far more addictive in them.

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 11:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
ewwwww. im not a fan of water unless itz fizzy water with fruity flavors. they say the little packets are just food colouring and splenda, but i have a feeling there is something far more addictive in them.

It's the silent crisis of our time. The sad sight of fd&c yellow #5 addicts slumped in front of the baking supplies aisle, robbing cup cake bakeries to get enough money for their next yellowy fix, performing in degrading pastry icing videos in exchange for the sweet, sweet liquid color.

Sad really. Particularly when you see the system overwhelmed by these hue victims staring listlessly at the walls of jail cells waiting for their day in food court and yet our society persists in criminalization instead of seeking more humane and cost effective treatment options.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:34 AM

ROTFLMAO!

Yum... now I want food court food.

KAREL

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 3:36 AM

*adjusts tint*

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 6:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
ROTFLMAO!

Yum... now I want food court food.

The mall would be a much better place if the food court were more like the basketball court. Slam dunk that soft pretzel.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 6:15 PM

I used to love turning the color all the way down and the contrast all the way up. Grainy black and white was the best way to watch TV in the seventies.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, March 25, 2011 4:47 AM

You mean the had television way back then? I thought it was just a guy in a cardboard box with the front cut out and drawn on dials.

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, March 25, 2011 6:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
You mean the had television way back then? I thought it was just a guy in a cardboard box with the front cut out and drawn on dials.

Dick Van Dyke and Marry Tyler Moore had to go to every household in the US every Wednesday night for four years.

True story.

They would have gotten rich off of frequent flyer miles but the airplane hadn't been invented yet.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, March 26, 2011 12:26 AM

I love that show!

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, March 26, 2011 1:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I love that show!

Da da da
Da da da
Da da de da de da de da de dum
Dump

"Oh, Rob."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, March 26, 2011 6:23 AM

Just watched Bye Bye Birdie... Dick Van Dyke really shouldn't sing, but then neither should most of the people in that movie.

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 1:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Just watched Bye Bye Birdie... Dick Van Dyke really shouldn't sing, but then neither should most of the people in that movie.

Another thing Dick Van Dyke should not do: attempt a Cockney accent.

It never bothered me so much but I understand Islanders find it distasteful at best.

On a wild tangent a sitcom pitch idea: "The Kings Men" About the Shakespeare's writing staff and their trials and tribulations as they attempt to "punch up" the humor in Macbeth and Hamlet while trying to avoid the plague, theater fires, and bad reviews.

"Oh Lord Robert."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Wednesday, March 30, 2011 3:55 AM

I'd watch it. ... depending on who's playing Shakespear.

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, March 30, 2011 11:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I'd watch it. ... depending on who's playing Shakespear.

For the first season he wouldn't appear at all. In the second and third seasons you'd only hear his voice and see him from the back. It wouldn't be until season four that he would be revealed as

Select to view spoiler:

Kevin Bacon.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Thursday, March 31, 2011 6:44 AM

That's acceptable as long as he also incorporates a Footloose remake.

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, March 31, 2011 11:30 AM

the dance's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King.

F-f-f-f-footloose!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, April 9, 2011 3:41 AM

Time to start a new new hidey thread?

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, April 10, 2011 1:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Time to start a new new hidey thread?

So say we all.

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=48161

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident