CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #28

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, February 14, 2011 11:09
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, February 4, 2011 8:45 AM (P)

Shiny! We have a winner!

A repeat winner at that! Looks like MENDUR's humor is on a roll! Can you three-peat, MENDUR? Can the rest of you stop MENDUR? Can I stop asking questions and get on with this?

Yes, yes I can...take a gander at last round's winner!

Congrats MENDUR! A close vote, but you won! Time to give this round's entry your best, and join the elite club of three-peaters out there! Wash and Zoe share a tender moment for your captioning pleasure!

WASH:Seriously, Kaylee's "twixt fix" was at least...THIS big...must've used 5 or 6 batteries.
ZOE: Remind me again, dear husband, how you know this?

Okay, that was weak, so all you warrior women (and men) out there, don your captioning hats and get to it!!!

BWAH!
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SHEPHERD_RICK

Friday, February 4, 2011 11:13 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

WASH:Seriously, Kaylee's "twixt fix" was at least...THIS big...must've used 5 or 6 batteries.
ZOE: Remind me again, dear husband, how you know this?

Wash: Cap'n said Beagles, honey. About this big. Smallish droppings.

MUTT999

Friday, February 4, 2011 12:56 PM (P)

Gratz Mendur!

Wash: "And with bao, you knead the dough till...."
Zoe (thinking): "Is that a butterfly over there?"

MENDUR

Friday, February 4, 2011 2:53 PM (P)

Thanks, guys.

Nothing amazing is coming to me, yet. Here's a little quick shot.

Wash (singing): I like big butts and I cannot lie....
Zoe: You can stop talking, now, dear.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, February 4, 2011 5:42 PM (P)

WASH: So that's when I told Commander Harken "...and right where her legs meet her back, actually that whole area..."
ZOE: It's lucky for you you're ambidextrous, honey. Mmmhmm...

BWAH!
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BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Friday, February 4, 2011 6:04 PM (P)

Nice job Mendur.

Quote:

Wash: It was the weirdest dream. I had a spear in my chest, but it was like this big.

Zoe: I told you not to eat when Jayne cooks.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 5, 2011 2:10 AM (P)

GRATZ, MENDUR!!

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WASH: ...and then I'm gonna take both hands and -- are you listening?
ZOE: MmmmHM. And scouting out a spot where we can try that...

bun

THEHAPPYTRADER

Saturday, February 5, 2011 4:15 AM (P)

Wash: I'm telling you, I can fly without even holding the wheel, just by Miming it. I think I'm a Jedi!

Zeo: Mmmmhmmmmm...

Wash: I'ma try it from here...

(reference pic below)

DMAANLILEILTT

Saturday, February 5, 2011 6:05 AM (P)

Wash and Zoe during their courting days:

Wash: I swear, on a good day, it's THIS big!

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, February 5, 2011 7:12 AM (P)

Quote:

Wash: I'm telling you, I can fly without even holding the wheel, just by Miming it. I think I'm a Jedi!

Zeo: Mmmmhmmmmm...

Wash: I'ma try it from here...

(reference pic below)

Heh! That was a classic moment. :)

BWAH!

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, February 5, 2011 7:15 AM (P)

Wash's attempt to pantomime dinosaur love poetry was falling on deaf eyes.

BWAH!
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MUTT999

Saturday, February 5, 2011 4:50 PM (P)

Wash: "And this is a model I made of Wonder Woman's jet."
Zoe: "I'm not seeing it."
Wash: "Exactly!"

GREENKA61

Sunday, February 6, 2011 12:47 AM (P)

Quote:

Wash's tales of thrilling adventures in fry cookery was not quite the foreplay Zoe had hoped for.

MUTT999

Sunday, February 6, 2011 12:55 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by greenka61:

Wash's tales of thrilling adventures in fry cookery was not quite the foreplay Zoe had hoped for.

LOL!

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 6, 2011 4:39 AM (P)

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WASH: I promised not to stop for beers with the boys, right? So they took us to a taffy-pull. Big, big wads they handed out.
ZOE: MMMMmmmHmmm. And you ate it? Didn't bring any back?

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WASH: Now your gosling can be juggled until it gets about this big, which is into the goose-size frame of reference, and includes a lot of pretty hard biting.
ZOE (to self): Listen to the man skate.
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bun
my year!

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, February 11, 2011 12:52 AM (P)

Bumpity bump

bun

MISSTRESSAHARA

Friday, February 11, 2011 1:39 AM (P)

WASH:Those goslings I told you about, there was one the size of Jaynes head. Seriously it was huge.

ZOE:Hmmhmph, yes, I'm sure there was dear.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, February 11, 2011 8:26 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Quote:
Originally posted by greenka61:

Wash's tales of thrilling adventures in fry cookery was not quite the foreplay Zoe had hoped for.

LOL!

Nice one!

A few more days, then voting. Sunday I'm thinking.
Get those captions cranking! Last chance!!! Well, until next week.

Alan: ...so I took the big red button and---you've heard this one haven't you?
Gina: Only twice.

BWAH!

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 14, 2011 11:09 AM (P)

Do any of you Tightpantsers out there know what time it is???!?!!?

THAT'S RIGHT!
IT'S VOTING TIME!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1124604

Remember you can vote for TWO entries (but you can vote for ONE like a ruttin' purplebelly if you choose...)

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