kaneman's Marilyn is toast

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KANEMAN

Friday, May 20, 2011 11:52 PM (P)

The Eulogy of Marilyn

At 12:23 pm on 05-20-2011 my dear friend Marilyn was taken to live like a human rat, she will most likely be a highly medicated human rat, but that is not the point.

As my heart was being torn asunder at the realization that her "promises to appear" were disappearing at a rate that defies human logic, my mind was being bedazzled at the exponential inflation of her bond amounts. It was fantastic. It grew faster and steeper than our national debt under Obama and Bush. Was this real? Even possible? Have I been rooming with Marilyn Dahmer? .......but that is not the point either.

My point is this. My Marilyn is the BESTthere has ever been. When you wake one day and realize that everything within sight has been boosted right before the electric eye of corporate America.... it is GLORIOUS. When you turn over at night and get to view a kung-fu fight... it is GLORIOUS. When a simple bus ride to one town over can become a two day adventure....it is GLORIOUS. All with a smile and the f-you attitude. But, that is not really my point either.

Okay. Yes!! It IS a nauseatingly bad day for me and my penis. However, it's a bad day for all us fools who enjoy pissing into the wind now and again...ya, know? Laugh'n at the devil. I would agree it is never a good idea to try to out "Bonnie and Clyde".....well,... "Bonnie and Clyde". ...but man it was fun trying.... but, that is not the point either.

My point....I am optimistic. I look forward to dying brilliant streaks of purple in her hair again (as well as part of her ear, forehead, and neck... it was hilarious), I look forward to walking 10 miles for nothing, sitting at a water fall just because it was 1:15am, waking up with black feet...cause some retard left the black nail-polish open...on the bed!!!, watching things go from bag to bag, back to original bag, and then to the floor "OCD", .....I miss it already.....but, I don't think that is my point either.

My Marilyn is a special soul. Brilliant at times...Glorious at other times. One need only to watch her interaction with dogs, humans, or the number 33. It is Unexplainable. Hard as nails, yet soft and frail......did I just Dr. Seuss this post? She has a heart of gold and a smile that can melt the moon, a laugh that can make you cry, and a body that says....WHAT?

I hate 12:23 pm forever....if her attorney had just blathered for an additional 10 minutes...to "SAY" 12:33.......the stars would have aligned, the universe would be at peace, and my Marilyn would be telling me to "fuck-off" right now ..... well, it's true. How do I know? Cause I know Marilyn.

I miss My Marilyn now.

Long live 33.............

KANEMAN

Friday, May 20, 2011 11:54 PM (P)

KANEMAN

Friday, May 20, 2011 11:55 PM (P)

....and those that troll her friends list will know who kaneman is enjoy.....I miss my baby......

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 12:00 AM (P)

We bleed ...we fuck...and we fight......fuck you liberals

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 12:21 AM (P)

I've never seen my baby cry...ever. Killed me. Marilyn is not the type to cry... don't know what to do....My baby is locked up in a prison for fighting with her mother and duffing her programs......

AURAPTOR

Saturday, May 21, 2011 12:24 AM (P)

Blue Sun room is over there, somewhere...

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" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 12:26 AM (P)

I never go there....this is a real world topic.....at least for me....Ooops

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 12:34 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Blue Sun room is over there, somewhere...

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" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

Oh I get that....no really I've said before I am Matthew Russell and this is real.....kane is my middle name and my first sons name i have nothing to hide posted many times....my baby really went to jail tonight....I miss her. ...and she cried...she never cries, that woman would rather punch you dead in your head....true....my baby

AURAPTOR

Saturday, May 21, 2011 12:36 AM (P)

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 12:44 AM (P)

Evil consevative

PIRATENEWS

Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:07 AM (P)

Speak the magic words all ye who seek priests in black robes:

O.R. Bond = Own Recognizance Bond = $0.00

Personal Recognizance Bond = $0.00

Do not pass bail, do not pay $200.

Funny how lawyers and bondsmen never mention that fact.

PIRATENEWS

Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:08 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Jailbait

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:10 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by piratenews:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Love that you got my Marilyn in the post...but, what?

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:12 AM (P)

PIRATENEWS

Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:15 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:

My baby....I'm there fuck with me if you must.....my poor baby...

I'm sure there's an interesting story in there somewhere, someday.

Step away from the alcohol...

AURAPTOR

Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:15 AM (P)

Spending the rapture in jail - wow... pretty sucky.

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:20 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by piratenews:
Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:

My baby....I'm there fuck with me if you must.....my poor baby...

I'm sure there's an interesting story in there somewhere, someday.

Step away from the alcohol...

ROFLMAO...

L1GHTBR1NGER

Saturday, May 21, 2011 2:19 AM (P)

whozit laughs at ur pain!

well...... its true.....

ur gurl is face down in a chola all nite!

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:35 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by L1GHTBR1NGER:
whozit laughs at ur pain!

well...... its true.....

ur gurl is face down in a chola all nite!

SIGNYM

Saturday, May 21, 2011 4:44 PM (P)

Some people just don't have enough to do, I guess, so they obsess about themselves. You know how pigeons are rats with feathers living on the detritus of human society? Some people are like that too.

Well, carry on.

KANEMAN

Saturday, May 21, 2011 7:54 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Some people just don't have enough to do, I guess, so they obsess about themselves. You know how pigeons are rats with feathers living on the detritus of human society? Some people are like that too.

Well, carry on.

Enough to do?

KWICKO

Saturday, May 21, 2011 7:56 PM (P)

Quote:
As my heart was being torn asunder at the realization that her "promises to appear" were disappearing at a rate that defies human logic, my mind was being bedazzled at the exponential inflation of her bond amounts. It was fantastic. It grew faster and steeper than our national debt under Obama and Bush. Was this real? Even possible? Have I been rooming with Marilyn Dahmer? .......but that is not the point either.

Yeah, judges and prosecutors have this nasty habit of taking a dim view of people who keep failing to appear. And failure to appear will NEVER make the charges disappear.

Sorry your girl got in so deep with this. Hopefully you can work it out. Get an attorney, and quick.

SIGNYM

Saturday, May 21, 2011 9:51 PM (P)

Quote:
I am miserable that you can't see through our political hatred and be a human ....speaks volumes about you.

No, it's not political, it's personal. If your GF is anything like you, good riddance.

KWICKO

Saturday, May 21, 2011 10:05 PM (P)

Signy, give the guy a break. He's obviously hurting. Hopefully things will work out for the better.

SIGNYM

Saturday, May 21, 2011 10:06 PM (P)

Nah.

That douche thinks he can come here and spew crap all over the board, hurting people on purpose and NOW he wants sympathy?

What a fucking wimp. I hope his GF stays in jail for a long time.

JAMERON4EVA

Saturday, May 21, 2011 10:22 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Nah.

That douche thinks he can come here and spew crap all over the board, hurting people on purpose and NOW he wants sympathy?

What a fucking wimp. I hope his GF stays in jail for a long time.

-_- And that's why you aren't a clean soul, you don't forgive, and show love. Did Jesus, hate the WHOLE OF HUMANITY, for our sins which killed him? Nyet.

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

SIGNYM

Saturday, May 21, 2011 10:50 PM (P)

Good thing I'm not religious then.

JAMERON4EVA

Sunday, May 22, 2011 2:02 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Good thing I'm not religious then.

*Force wave* And that, is why you fail.

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

BYTEMITE

Sunday, May 22, 2011 2:05 AM (P)

That IS pretty awful that the justice system will do that to someone. Bond inflation is one of the more sleazy tricks up the sleeves of the judges and lawyers to try to force a confession.

Good luck to you and yours.

SIGNYM

Sunday, May 22, 2011 2:10 AM (P)

OK, well, I actually do feel sorry for Kaneman's GF and I do hope things work out for her, in more ways than one.

And I hope she ditches that emotional vampire of a BF who... when she wound up in jail... wrote a eulogy to his dick.

SIGNYM

Sunday, May 22, 2011 2:11 AM (P)

Quote:
*Force wave* And that, is why you fail.

What is a "force wave"? And what does it have to do with real life?

Oh.

Nothing, you say?

I thought so.

JAMERON4EVA

Sunday, May 22, 2011 5:37 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Quote:
*Force wave* And that, is why you fail.
What is a "force wave"? And what does it have to do with real life?

Oh.

Nothing, you say?

I thought so.

Obviously you've never seen star wars. Sign of an oppressed person.

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

SIGNYM

Sunday, May 22, 2011 6:16 PM (P)

Seen Star Wars, but don't care to remember every line of it.

KANEMAN

Sunday, May 22, 2011 7:50 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
That IS pretty awful that the justice system will do that to someone. Bond inflation is one of the more sleazy tricks up the sleeves of the judges and lawyers to try to force a confession.

Good luck to you and yours.

Thank you for that.

KANEMAN

Sunday, May 22, 2011 7:56 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
OK, well, I actually do feel sorry for Kaneman's GF and I do hope things work out for her, in more ways than one.

And I hope she ditches that emotional vampire of a BF who... when she wound up in jail... wrote a eulogy to his dick.

Thats why

SIGNYM

Sunday, May 22, 2011 8:22 PM (P)

Whoracle: Someone who has a lot of experience in sexual activities, and you go to them for hints, tips, advice about anything sexual.

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Kaney, out of the roughly ten paragraphs in your original post, eight were about you and your feelings. Way to go, dude. What I understand is that you are a 39-year-old loser who can't get sex except from a 21-year-old emotional cripple, and that you elevate your parasitism by elevating your GF's instability into something mystical. If you REALLY cared about her... which you clearly don't... you would help her be a more durable person.

DREAMTROVE

Sunday, May 22, 2011 8:44 PM (P)

Jail and not the looney bin? Did she kill someone? I say appeal.

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

BYTEMITE

Sunday, May 22, 2011 8:59 PM (P)

Well, to be fair, we don't really know either her or kaneman or what their relationship is like. Seems to me that someone in jail when she's 21, maybe she's spent time in jail before, and if so, maybe she's had a hard life.

Maybe she acts out through sex, maybe she's proud of it, maybe kaneman benefits a lot from her attitude and genuinely admires her for it.

And even if it's really just sex, is that bad?

I'm not seeing signs of physical or emotional abuse here. He's sad she's in jail and hopes to see her again. Wild or even antisocial behaviour on either/both sides of the couple equation doesn't undermine the apparent situation.

SIGNYM

Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:18 PM (P)

I'm sure she's a genuine OCD-plagued nymphomaniac. But if Kaney really cared about his GF, he would be talking about her and jail. Or her and her mom. Or her and a job. Or her and the myriad of other things in HER life. But when he writes it's mostly about himself. Not abuse, but certainly not love.

BYTEMITE

Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:33 PM (P)

Love doesn't exist.

KANEMAN

Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:43 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
I'm sure she's a genuine OCD-plagued nymphomaniac. But if Kaney really cared about his GF, he would be talking about her and jail. Or her and her mom. Or her and a job. Or her and the myriad of other things in HER life. But when he writes it's mostly about himself. Not abuse, but certainly not love.

SIGNYM

Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:54 PM (P)

Love doesn't exist?

Well, yes it can. But sometimes it takes a lot of work.

BYTEMITE

Sunday, May 22, 2011 10:05 PM (P)

Fair enough. Love exists the way an addiction exists, so from a narrow outsider perspective, I don't believe it actually exists in the form people say it does. Why there's all this idealistic nonsense about it is beyond me.

KANEMAN

Sunday, May 22, 2011 10:54 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
Fair enough. Love exists the way an addiction exists, so from a narrow outsider perspective, I don't believe it actually exists in the form people say it does. Why there's all this idealistic nonsense about it is beyond me.

I know what you are saying....but i think the feelings behind the word love do exist even if they are addictive....just saying

KANEMAN

Sunday, May 22, 2011 10:57 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Jail and not the looney bin? Did she kill someone? I say appeal.

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

Hilarious, dt you put a smile back on my face. What marilyn would say.....

PIRATENEWS

Monday, May 23, 2011 2:30 AM (P)

Sounds like she was found guilty of poverty. That's the #1 crime in Amerika.

"Failure to appear" is usually failure to be able to pay fines, court costs and lawyer fees. Failure to appear is civil contempt of court, which is a life sentence on death row...no bail/trial/appeal allowed.

Violation of a restraining order is civil contempt of court, which is a life sentence on death row...no bail/trial/appeal allowed.

That's why I always sign my name with the added "Under Protest" on govt contracts, and its a great idea for private contracts too.

The job of a public defender is to throw their "guilty" clients under the govt bus without ever meeting them for more than 30 seconds, but do just good enough so they lose their appeal for "ineffective assistance of counsel".

If you can't afford $10,000 cash up front for a lawyer, you better know how to read the law pro se.

According to lawyers, the purpose of "trials" to to find all defendants guilty, so the sheeple will say "there's no need for a revolution, we get a fair trial if we need one." Jails are the new slave plantations, with workers paid 20-cents an hour, and taxslaves billed $75,000 tax increase per POW [correction $125,000 per year].

So do you get conjugal visits?

RIONAEIRE

Monday, May 23, 2011 6:15 AM (P)

I'm sorry for your sadness and I hope things work out for the best for you guys. It sounds like your woman Marilyn is struggling and isn't doing well right now, even aside from the whole jail thing. I hope that if she serves her time they'll let her out and I also hope that she will get some treatment of some sort (regular medicine, medicine from the earth, whatever works for her) and feel better soon. It sounds like you care for her a lot. I also hope she and her mom can come to an understanding. Its true, if you don't show up for your hearings etc. the sentence just gets worse.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

KWICKO

Monday, May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (P)

By the way, Kane, if you hire PN as your girl's "lawyer", she'll be going away for a long, long time. Every single thing he just told you is completely false.

You've got money, yes? Hire a lawyer for her. All the failure to appear crap can be pled down, the protective order violation can likely be mitigated via probation, etc. First off, get her out on bail.

KANEMAN

Monday, May 23, 2011 2:59 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
By the way, Kane, if you hire PN as your girl's "lawyer", she'll be going away for a long, long time. Every single thing he just told you is completely false.

You've got money, yes? Hire a lawyer for her. All the failure to appear crap can be pled down, the protective order violation can likely be mitigated via probation, etc. First off, get her out on bail.

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:23 AM (P)

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:31 AM (P)

Aurapt

Does that work...

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SIGNYM

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:53 AM (P)

Quote:
Thanks to all but that cunt sig.

What goes around comes around, sweetie.

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:55 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Quote:
Thanks to all but that cunt sig.
What goes around comes around, sweetie.

I am no sweetie. I am not a mechanism, I am not part of the machinery, I am an animal, an organism, I am a fucking beast.....Bitch......Fuck-off kaneman.

KWICKO

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:58 AM (P)

Okay, if you can't do both a good lawyer AND getting her sprung from jail, the smarter move is to get the good lawyer. A little jail time now for a much better attorney than a public defender seems like a decent trade-off (albeit it's still a shitty deal for her, since she's stuck in jail). But a good attorney can likely make *most* of this bullshit disappear, which is far, far, FAR better for her in the long run.

Make goddamned sure that everything gets knocked down to misdemeanor charges. No felonies, period. That would fuck her for life. Misdemeanors can be overlooked. Hell, probation or deferred adjudication would be preferable - anyone with willpower can do four or five years probation standing on their head.

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:12 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Okay, if you can't do both a good lawyer AND getting her sprung from jail, the smarter move is to get the good lawyer. A little jail time now for a much better attorney than a public defender seems like a decent trade-off (albeit it's still a shitty deal for her, since she's stuck in jail). But a good attorney can likely make *most* of this bullshit disappear, which is far, far, FAR better for her in the long run.

Make goddamned sure that everything gets knocked down to misdemeanor charges. No felonies, period. That would fuck her for life. Misdemeanors can be overlooked. Hell, probation or deferred adjudication would be preferable - anyone with willpower can do four or five years probation standing on their head.

SIGNYM

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:12 AM (P)

Awww... Kaney.... you care!

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:21 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Awww... Kaney.... you care!

For her ...yes. Why is that a problem for you.

SIGNYM

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:24 AM (P)

Oh no, dearie, it's no problem for me. It's just nice to see you all in a twist.

And now, I bid you a fond au revoir. You're boring me, sweetie.

KWICKO

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:42 AM (P)

Get her into some kind of anger management program, drug rehab (if there's *any* hint of a drug problem, or even of recreational drug use), whatever it takes - make damn sure the judge knows it, too. The legal profession loves to see contrition, loves to see people "playing by the rules". They eat that shit up. Judges - some of them, anyway - actually *want* to give people a second chance. Especially pretty young women. But she's got to appear to have learned her lesson, at least.

Class D felonies should be easy enough to plead down. That's one of those "felonies" they charge you with just to show that they're serious, but they aren't really so serious that they really want to send her to 10 years hard time or anything.

Prisons are overcrowded. Non-violent, non-drug crimes have prosecutors practically BEGGING defendants to take probation these days, and usually some nominal fine or restitution. And community service - they're big on making you work for them, for free, as part of your "punishment".

Tell your girl to hang in there, be cool, and chill the eff out, and she's got more than a fighting chance to pull out of this all right. Oh, and don't admit to SHIT, at least not until you've got things pled down and in writing.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

KWICKO

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:43 AM (P)

And if you can pull it off, try to patch things up with her mom. Even if it's just YOU going to talk to her mom, letting her know that y'all are trying to get this shit worked out, make it right, etc.

A forgiving mom in court can never hurt.

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:46 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Get her into some kind of anger management program, drug rehab (if there's *any* hint of a drug problem, or even of recreational drug use), whatever it takes - make damn sure the judge knows it, too. The legal profession loves to see contrition, loves to see people "playing by the rules". They eat that shit up. Judges - some of them, anyway - actually *want* to give people a second chance. Especially pretty young women. But she's got to appear to have learned her lesson, at least.

Class D felonies should be easy enough to plead down. That's one of those "felonies" they charge you with just to show that they're serious, but they aren't really so serious that they really want to send her to 10 years hard time or anything.

Prisons are overcrowded. Non-violent, non-drug crimes have prosecutors practically BEGGING defendants to take probation these days, and usually some nominal fine or restitution. And community service - they're big on making you work for them, for free, as part of your "punishment".

Tell your girl to hang in there, be cool, and chill the eff out, and she's got more than a fighting chance to pull out of this all right. Oh, and don't admit to SHIT, at least not until you've got things pled down and in writing.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:50 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
And if you can pull it off, try to patch things up with her mom. Even if it's just YOU going to talk to her mom, letting her know that y'all are trying to get this shit worked out, make it right, etc.

A forgiving mom in court can never hurt.

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 6:06 AM (P)

PIRATENEWS

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 6:58 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:

http://www.jud2.ct.gov/crdockets/parm1.aspx

Put in Gangloff for last name
M for first initial
and 1989
and manchester ga12 for court

I think it's time she get a new mom. Just walk away and never look back.

I presume daddy is long gone, for the same reason?

SIGNYM

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:06 PM (P)

Wow, Kaney. You provide the info for us to search your GF's criminal record. What a sweetheart. And despite being fabulously rich (you claim), you can't afford a lawyer for her?

I think you're just making all this up, and not being very convincing about it either.

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:26 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Wow, Kaney. You provide the info for us to search your GF's criminal record. What a sweetheart

She doesn't care why would you? It is public info. That isn't shit you should see mine....lol. I have everything from assault 1 to stalking....rather hilarious seeing I did neither.

.RUSSELL MATHEW 1971 Hartford GA 14 H14H-MV01-0391535-S Guilty 1/31/2002
RUSSELL MATTHEW 1971 Enfield GA 13 H13W-CR06-0138740-S Guilty 2/17/2006
RUSSELL MATTHEW 1971 Manchester GA 12 H12M-MV06-0401899-S Guilty 2/23/2007
RUSSELL MATTHEW 1971 New Britain GA 15 H15N-CR08-0238817-S Guilty 2/15/2008
RUSSELL MATTHEW 1971 Rockville GA 19 T19R-MV06-0354141-S Guilty 5/19/2006
RUSSELL MATTHEW K 1971 Enfield GA 13 H13W-CR10-0157562-S Guilty 2/22/2011
RUSSELL MATTHEW K 1971 Enfield GA 13 H13W-CR06-0140024-S Guilty 3/21/2007
RUSSELL MATTHEW K 1971 Enfield GA 13 H13W-CR04-0132131-S Conditional Discharge Terminated 6/4/2004
RUSSELL MATTHEW K 1971 Enfield GA 13 H13W-CR04-0132780-S Probation Terminated 2/17/2006
RUSSELL MATTHEW K 1971 Manchester GA 12 H12M-CR06-0204920-S Guilty 2/23/2007
RUSSELL MATTHEW KANE 1971 Enfield GA 13 H13W-CR07-0144679-S Guilty 3/27/2008
RUSSELL MATTHEW KANE 1971 Manchester GA 12 H12M-CR08-0219620-S Probation Terminated 11/13/2008
RUSSELL MATTHEW KANE 1971 Manchester GA 12 H12M-CR08-0220539-S Guilty 2/24/2009
RUSSELL MATTHEW KANE 1971 Manchester GA 12 H12M-CR09-0226468-S Guilty 3/2/2010
RUSSELL MATTHEW KANE 1971 Manchester GA 12 H12M-CR09-0224467-S Guilty 3/2/2010
RUSSELL MATTHEW KANE 1971 Manchester GA 12 H12M-CR09-0222684-S Guilty 6/30/2009
1

Feel better....I am shameless....you are aware of that, right?

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:33 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Wow, Kaney. You provide the info for us to search your GF's criminal record. What a sweetheart. And despite being fabulously rich (you claim), you can't afford a lawyer for her?

I think you're just making all this up, and not being very convincing about it either.

KANEMAN

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:36 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by piratenews:
Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:

http://www.jud2.ct.gov/crdockets/parm1.aspx

Put in Gangloff for last name
M for first initial
and 1989
and manchester ga12 for court

I think it's time she get a new mom. Just walk away and never look back.

I presume daddy is long gone, for the same reason?

Pretty insightful there PN. It's half her mom's fault, but Marilyn is the one who keeps going back for more ,and being the only one who gets in trouble it's kinda stupid.

KWICKO

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:11 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Get her into some kind of anger management program, drug rehab (if there's *any* hint of a drug problem, or even of recreational drug use), whatever it takes - make damn sure the judge knows it, too. The legal profession loves to see contrition, loves to see people "playing by the rules". They eat that shit up. Judges - some of them, anyway - actually *want* to give people a second chance. Especially pretty young women. But she's got to appear to have learned her lesson, at least.

Class D felonies should be easy enough to plead down. That's one of those "felonies" they charge you with just to show that they're serious, but they aren't really so serious that they really want to send her to 10 years hard time or anything.

Prisons are overcrowded. Non-violent, non-drug crimes have prosecutors practically BEGGING defendants to take probation these days, and usually some nominal fine or restitution. And community service - they're big on making you work for them, for free, as part of your "punishment".

Tell your girl to hang in there, be cool, and chill the eff out, and she's got more than a fighting chance to pull out of this all right. Oh, and don't admit to SHIT, at least not until you've got things pled down and in writing.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

Not that easy..check it out for yourself....it has been going on for years with NO jail time...It does seem worse than it is though....

http://www.jud2.ct.gov/crdockets/parm1.aspx

Put in Gangloff for last name
M for first initial
and 1989
and manchester ga12 for court

Okay, I'm no lawyer, but what I'm seeing is a lot of penny-ante bullshit charges, and a couple more serious ones. Prosecutors and cops love to trump up charges because then they can get you to plea down. That's how the game is played. They don't go into court expecting to win EVERYTHING they throw at you, but if y'all plead down, they have to win SOMETHING. I'd say give 'em the "Breach of Peace" and a "Larceny" or two, because those are chickenshit misdemeanors that can easily be dispensed with via community service and some light anger-management classes. In return, insist that they drop the felonies, or at least downgrade them to misdemeanors. A Class D felony shouldn't be any big deal, really, but *ANY* felony conviction on your record is a fucking albatross around your neck, FOR LIFE. Never had any felony convictions, but I know a few who have, and they are well and truly fucked - can't vote, can't get a half-decent job, get treated like dogshit at any job they CAN get (because they're fucking convicts, and therefore worthless, right?), can't get a loan, etc., etc.

And, crazy as it may sound for me to say this, TALK TO "HERO" ABOUT SOME OF THIS STUFF. He says he's a prosecutor, so he may have some valuable insights to offer, which could be VERY helpful, especially coming "from the other side".

Most municipalities these days are looking for (a) little to no jail time for piddly crap like this (there's no terrorism here, no drug charges, no violence, nothing a DA can win votes on), and (b) at least a little money coming into the kitty via fines, fees, probation, etc.

I think this whole thing will be behind her before too long, and something you'll both hopefully laugh about a year from now. But for a little while, while shit gets worked out, life is going to suck, for both of you.

Good luck with it, and get the best damn lawyer you can possibly afford, and INSIST that no felony convictions of pleas will be considered!

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

KWICKO

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:13 PM (P)

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Pretty insightful there PN. It's half her mom's fault, but Marilyn is the one who keeps going back for more ,and being the only one who gets in trouble it's kinda stupid...her dad is Jimmy Bell a musician who has never been around, I think her mom was a groupie or some shit.

Agree with PN on that. She needs to steer clear of her mom. If they have a toxic relationship, she needs to make goddam sure that if her mom wants to see her, EVER, she has to come to Marilyn. That way, if they get into it, SHE gets to call the cops this time, and it's HER place the cops come to, not her mom's!

KANEMAN

Friday, May 27, 2011 5:19 PM (P)

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
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Originally posted by kaneman:

KANEMAN

Sunday, May 29, 2011 8:08 AM (P)

Whoracle is getting out on the 28th....program.....I am so fucking happy....

KWICKO

Sunday, May 29, 2011 11:42 AM (P)

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Originally posted by kaneman:
Whoracle is getting out on the 28th....program.....I am so fucking happy....what a waste of money...lol

Good news. Or good-ish, anyway.

"Waste of money" is what the justice system is designed to be - it's entirely constructed to waste so much of your time and money that you either give up, or give in and promise to never be bad again.

KANEMAN

Monday, May 30, 2011 1:28 AM (P)

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
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Originally posted by kaneman:
Whoracle is getting out on the 28th....program.....I am so fucking happy....what a waste of money...lol

Good news. Or good-ish, anyway.

"Waste of money" is what the justice system is designed to be - it's entirely constructed to waste so much of your time and money that you either give up, or give in and promise to never be bad again.

true dat...

PIRATENEWS

Monday, May 30, 2011 2:19 AM (P)

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Originally posted by kaneman:

Agree with PN on that. She needs to steer clear of her mom. If they have a toxic relationship, she needs to make goddam sure that if her mom wants to see her, EVER, she has to come to Marilyn. That way, if they get into it, SHE gets to call the cops this time, and it's HER place the cops come to, not her mom's!

What he said.

Except NEVER call the cops.

Just shoot, shovel and STFU.

AURAPTOR

Monday, May 30, 2011 11:31 AM (P)

What was it Rogue said to Wolverine, after looking at his 'cozy' mobile home situation ?

" Wow. Suddenly my life doesn't seem so bad "

Or words to that effect...

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

RIONAEIRE

Friday, June 3, 2011 3:07 AM (P)

Is she Whoreacle from here? If she is then I don't like her, I think she's hideous. But I'm still glad that things are working out. Hopefully she and her mom can learn to coexist in a reasonable fashion and she can stick with her program and not get in trouble with the law again. I wish you guys well.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

KANEMAN

Saturday, June 11, 2011 6:13 AM (P)

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Originally posted by RionaEire:
Is she Whoreacle from here? If she is then I don't like her, I think she's hideous. But I'm still glad that things are working out. Hopefully she and her mom can learn to coexist in a reasonable fashion and she can stick with her program and not get in trouble with the law again. I wish you guys well.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

Yep...thats my girl...hidious? Sorry u feel that way..i find her really hot and rather amusing....

KANEMAN

Saturday, June 11, 2011 6:30 AM (P)

Seventeen days....my dick is afraid of what it's in for..

KWICKO

Saturday, June 11, 2011 12:57 PM (P)

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Originally posted by kaneman:
Whoracle is getting out on the 28th....program.....I am so fucking happy....what a waste of money...lol

Is she still on track to get out on the 28th?

How is she doing?

KANEMAN

Sunday, June 12, 2011 12:20 AM (P)

KANEMAN

Tuesday, June 14, 2011 1:48 AM (P)

BYTEMITE

Tuesday, June 14, 2011 2:14 AM (P)

Aw. I'm sorry kaneman.

It's a shame they got something to keep her stuck with them longer. Those places are stressful and they do everything possible to try to make you snap. But, they still let you visit, right?

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, June 14, 2011 2:23 AM (P)

It's a slave plantation run for profit, which means it needs SLAVES.

Any excuse to catch a slave will do.

She must figure this out to escape the plantation.

I heard a black pro footballer tell a church group of blacks this fact of life, after his church was burned down by arson. Turned out the preacher did it. Now he's in the slave plantation.

If a Bible won't help, try Zen or Tao Te Ching? I doubt the Satanic Bible would be good for the soul, but she'd make a lot of new friends in the Big House.

SIGNYM

Tuesday, June 14, 2011 5:42 AM (P)

I'm so sorry that Marylin is even stupider than her loser boyfriend. Boo hoo... gonna go grab a kleenex.

KWICKO

Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:01 AM (P)

Grrrrr... That sucks. Sorry to hear it.

She needs a liar - er, I mean "lawyer" - who can convince a judge that she needs psychiatric help. At this point, it seems the only way she gets unfucked by the prison-industrial complex.

'Course, that may well put her into the clutches of the medical-industrial complex, which ain't a whole lot better.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

KANEMAN

Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:26 AM (P)

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Originally posted by SignyM:
I'm so sorry that Marylin is even stupider than her loser boyfriend. Boo hoo... gonna go grab a kleenex.

The more i read your posts...the more i like u...sig, you are alright...my kinda peep....i would have posted the same thing...just a tad meaner

KANEMAN

Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:37 AM (P)

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Aw. I'm sorry kaneman.

RIONAEIRE

Thursday, June 16, 2011 4:31 AM (P)

How long is she in for?

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

KANEMAN

Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:38 PM (P)

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Originally posted by RionaEire:
How long is she in for?

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

That's not known yet...She is being held unsentenced, because she broke the conditions of her bonds and jail diversion program. Considering it all pretty much revolves around her and her mother...I don't think much time, if any, once she pleas in court, but they will give her at least three continuances to teach her a lesson . she'll most likely get probation and a treatment program. Her mother, for the time being, is working with her attorney...so that helps...her picking up a ticket in prison..not so helpfulllllll....but it is what it is. Ya know?

BYTEMITE

Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:24 PM (P)

Well, damn.

I can't say I know what the situation is, but it sounds to me like her mother called the cops on her own daughter during a heated argument, and just now her mother is learning why you shouldn't invoke the justice system on family or non-serious incidents.

I hate it when parents do that. For some reason all they can think is "THIS will teach this unruly offspring of mine a lesson in respect!" instead of "you know, wait, maybe this is overkill." And then when the justice system acts as its intended, they realize, "oh, this is much more harsh than I intended, now I have to get my kid out of this mess I tossed them into."

JAMERON4EVA

Thursday, June 16, 2011 4:23 PM (P)

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Originally posted by Bytemite:
Well, damn.

I can't say I know what the situation is, but it sounds to me like her mother called the cops on her own daughter during a heated argument, and just now her mother is learning why you shouldn't invoke the justice system on family or non-serious incidents.

I hate it when parents do that. For some reason all they can think is "THIS will teach this unruly offspring of mine a lesson in respect!" instead of "you know, wait, maybe this is overkill." And then when the justice system acts as its intended, they realize, "oh, this is much more harsh than I intended, now I have to get my kid out of this mess I tossed them into."

Exactly, but they of course get off scott free. It's bull shit cus 50% of the problem is her mother, so her mother should get 50% of the punishment rom the law-man. If this were the Empire, her om would be exactly with her.

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

RIONAEIRE

Thursday, June 16, 2011 11:40 PM (P)

I agree with you most of the time Byte, that family disputes should be kept within the family, but sometimes if one person is beating up the other then it is good to get the law involved. Jennifer's friends Ashley (daughter) and Adrien (mother) got into a heated argument and Ashley beat up Adrien. Adrien called the cops (Note that Ashley is an adult) and I don't blame Adrien for doing it. Nothing came of it though. But yeah I think in situations like that where physical violence of a notable nature is present then its okay to call the cops if ya want.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

KANEMAN

Friday, June 17, 2011 11:03 AM (P)

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Originally posted by RionaEire:
I agree with you most of the time Byte, that family disputes should be kept within the family, but sometimes if one person is beating up the other then it is good to get the law involved. Jennifer's friends Ashley (daughter) and Adrien (mother) got into a heated argument and Ashley beat up Adrien. Adrien called the cops (Note that Ashley is an adult) and I don't blame Adrien for doing it. Nothing came of it though. But yeah I think in situations like that where physical violence of a notable nature is present then its okay to call the cops if ya want.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya