CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #33

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, August 14, 2011 07:57
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 10:37 PM (P)

Whoa! Looks like our winner, by a nose, is MENDUR! Mendur has been a long time captioneer and multiple winner, and another victory can be notched! Nice job on a tough challenge!

And now something more traditional for you Tightpantsers...

SAFFRON: Ai ya! Where the hell is my ATM card?!!?
MAL: Since when has that stopped you?

Okay, now take it from there!

BWAH!
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MENDUR

Wednesday, June 1, 2011 4:07 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Whoa! Looks like our winner, by a nose, is MENDUR!

Thanks for votes, guys.

YoSafBridge: Is there something on my shoes?
Mal: I don't know. My eyes never make it that far down.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

SIMONWHO

Wednesday, June 1, 2011 8:45 PM (P)

Quote:

Mal: Come on, you don't need to use all these VCRs to record Mad Men.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Thursday, June 2, 2011 12:04 AM (P)

Congrads Mendur, Hilarious caption

Quote:

Mal I'd like you to meet my husband, Mike the midget.

Guess there really is no one you haven't married.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, June 5, 2011 5:05 AM (P)

Congrats Mendur!
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HE is eager to get in the door.
SHE wants to get a couple of squares' worth of protection from the vending machine here, and maybe a lottery ticket as well.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, June 7, 2011 5:49 AM (P)

Where is everybody?

bun

MENDUR

Tuesday, June 7, 2011 6:17 PM (P)

Saffron: You know that expensive crystal sculpture I was carrying?
Mal: What do you mean "was"?

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, June 8, 2011 9:50 PM (P)

Saffron: Huh. I just realized I'm not wearing any panties...
Mal: Dowhubbaboutwho?!

Okay folks, some good entries, but I know there's lots of you out there, so get those submissions in! No need to be shy! You're probably far funnier than you give yourself credit for, and I'm fair certain most folk are funnier than I think I am, so have at! Voting will go up this weekend for the current round (probably on Sunday), so act now!

TCM

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, June 9, 2011 5:31 AM (P)

YoSaffBridge: Can you read upside down? There's stuff down here about us.

bun

JOURNEY

Thursday, June 9, 2011 8:43 PM (P)

Quote:

YOSAFFBRIDGE: I think I stepped on a snail.

or

YOSAFFBRIDGE: I'm out of fuzzy wuzzy tracks.
MAL: But I already rang the doorbell!

Dinozombies!

PDCHARLES

Thursday, June 9, 2011 8:54 PM (P)

Gratz Mendur! Loving SimonWho's right now, lol

YoSaffBridge: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Mal: uhhh... Hey, Dorothy. You mind helping me with the whole caper thing?

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, June 11, 2011 2:03 AM (P)

Good one, pdc!

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For giggles, an old one from the beginning of FF:

MAL: Hand me the sticky; I'm going to boil it.
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or:
YSB: Eeny meeny miney moe. Help me with the numbers, yo...
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bun

RYCE

Monday, June 13, 2011 5:54 PM (P)

Saffron: I forgot my skirt again.
Mal: And that's a bad thing?

Saffron: Damn beagles.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

MENDUR

Friday, June 17, 2011 9:19 PM (P)

YoSaffBridge: Dear Buddha, please let this heist go right. I want lots of money and stupid men to ...
Mal: Quit yer prayin' and turn off the alarms!

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

SHINYSAHARA

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 4:50 PM (P)

YSB: (reading instructions aloud) "Turn on the Delorean. Rev the engine to 1.21 jigowatz..."
Mal: "1.21 jigowatz?!"

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YSB: "Ugh, my eyes!"
Mal: "What? Is there blubber?"

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YSB: I know I'm trained as a companion, but since when was THIS part of the procedure?!

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

RYCE

Saturday, June 25, 2011 4:45 PM (P)

Saffron: My ice planet melted!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, June 25, 2011 6:24 PM (P)

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MAL: Oh. Right. Praying to your dear and fluffy lord to purge your life of madmen such as I?
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YSB: Ugh. Same pile, different foot.
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bun
back online and loaded for bear

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, June 27, 2011 1:56 AM (P)

WOW! Some great captions this round!!!

Gonna be a tough vote I think folks! What do you think? Well, show us what you think and GO VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1128555

(p.s. sorry on the delays, I started a new job! Woot!)

BWAH!
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SHINYSAHARA

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 7:12 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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YSB: Ugh. Same pile, different foot.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:22 PM (P)

An all-time fave.
The first time I encountered it was as a line delivered by Detective Munch in Homicide: Life on the Street.

bun

RYCE

Friday, July 1, 2011 8:00 PM (P)

'Gratz on the new job, TCM!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, July 2, 2011 6:48 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
'Gratz on the new job, TCM!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

Thanks, Ryce!

Of course, never goes smooth...I did the job, and then I got...no wait, where's my pay? Yeah, trying to be understanding but I've been there a month and have been paid for ONE DAY so far. Hopefully by the time you read this, that has changed.

TCM

MENDUR

Friday, July 8, 2011 6:37 PM (P)

Voting could end at any time. Haven't voted yet? Do so NOW.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, July 9, 2011 8:41 PM (P)

Votey-bump

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, July 14, 2011 9:48 PM (P)

Are we there yet?

bunzo

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, July 15, 2011 6:28 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Are we there yet?

bunzo

Almost. Classes started again PLUS new job EQUALS no time for TCM :(

I will post winner and new round by Sunday night, so if by chance you haven't voted, folks, there is still time!

BWAH!

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ANONYMOUSE

Friday, July 15, 2011 12:49 PM (P)

Oh, these captions are hysterical! I wish I could come up with something like that!

Unfortunately, my sense of humour tends to be sarcastically cynical, and comes out best when someone's doing something really stupid, or when I'm faced with government bureaucracy. :(

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, July 15, 2011 3:01 PM (P)

Snark is highly appreciated here. Take your chances in the next round or, if you haven't yet (I'm just about to visit there), give it a try at the other one.
Ain't nobody gonna flame you for trying - - right, fellow crew-members? Right?
Yep.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, July 18, 2011 7:15 PM (P)

BUMP

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, July 21, 2011 9:11 PM (P)

Bumperoonie

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:34 PM (P)

......BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPGUMPBUMP......

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YSB: I'd really rather be getting into ComiCon
MAL: You have a key for that?
YSB: Of course.
MAL: Then what're we doing here?
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bun

THESOMNAMBULIST

Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:05 AM (P)

Mal:Saffron!
Saffron: wait...Just reading the fine print for my new contract... Turns out my name is now Joan Harris?
Mal: Joansawhat?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, July 24, 2011 7:48 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Anonymouse:
Oh, these captions are hysterical! I wish I could come up with something like that!

Unfortunately, my sense of humour tends to be sarcastically cynical, and comes out best when someone's doing something really stupid, or when I'm faced with government bureaucracy. :(

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Snark is highly appreciated here. Take your chances in the next round or, if you haven't yet (I'm just about to visit there), give it a try at the other one.
Ain't nobody gonna flame you for trying - - right, fellow crew-members? Right?
Yep.

bun

All jing zi entries are welcomed! Never to late to join the game! Round 34 just started! Come on over and caption to your heart's content! No limits on number of entries, and *I* appreciate ALL types of humor. So bring whatever you got to the table, you never know what will earn you shiny kudos!

BWAH!

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ASARIAN

Sunday, August 14, 2011 7:57 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemComputer:

Mal I'd like you to meet my husband, Mike the midget.

Guess there really is no one you haven't married.

LOL. Hi-larious. :) This one would have gotten my vote!

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