Newbie here..please don't bite me!

POSTED BY: KillerK
UPDATED: Monday, August 16, 2004 11:19
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KILLERK

Saturday, August 7, 2004 5:18 PM

Err..hey everyone (looks around nervously).

What can I say about myself? I'm Chris, male, 20, UK and I have recently become OBSESSED with Firefly, and everything Firefly related. Which hopefully means I'll fit in here

So, a big HI to everyone here.

Life is but a dream..

CHANNAIN

Saturday, August 7, 2004 5:22 PM

aawwwwwww! No biting? How about licking? What's your stand on licking?

Welcome aboard! *passes a glass of FRESH wine*

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
http://www.mnartists.org/artistHome.do?rid=7922

MANIACNUMBERONE

Saturday, August 7, 2004 6:06 PM

welcome killerk chris. you should feel special, Channain doesn't usually lick newcomers... it takes a while.

CHANNAIN

Saturday, August 7, 2004 7:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
welcome killerk chris. you should feel special, Channain doesn't usually lick newcomers... it takes a while.

I'm sure I don't know what you mean!

Probably shouldn't scare the boy, should I?

Chris, welcome to the many, the proud, the Firefly obsessed. Come on in and sit awhile.

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
http://www.mnartists.org/artistHome.do?rid=7922

LIGHTINTHEBRAINPAN

Saturday, August 7, 2004 8:49 PM

Welcome Chris! I'm a newbie and nobody has bit ME yet, so I think you are safe!

ECGORDON

Saturday, August 7, 2004 9:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by KillerK:
Please don't bite me.

We're Browncoats here, not Reavers.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

THEREALME

Sunday, August 8, 2004 8:31 AM

KillerK, welcome.

I'd suggest you just start looking at the old threads as they catch your eye. There are some really good ones out there.

Oh, and try Channain's virtual wine. Channain gave me a glass when I first joined a couple of months ago.

* The Real Me holds a wine glass upside down. Not a drop remains. *

Uh, in fact, Channain, it was REALLY good. Could I get a refill?

The Real Me

GROUNDED

Sunday, August 8, 2004 11:22 AM

Welcome Chris :)

Don't let all these crazy Americans scare you away ;)

THEREALME

Sunday, August 8, 2004 4:23 PM

Crazy?

HA!

Full of wonder, with great powers of imagination, you mean!

Uh..

Or maybe you just mean crazy...

In any case, it beats watching another Fox reality show!

The Real Me

SAINT JAYNE

Sunday, August 8, 2004 5:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
Quote:
Originally posted by KillerK:
Please don't bite me.

We're Browncoats here, not Reavers.

Haha, that's right! What do we do? We shoot you. Politely.

Welcome aboad!

SHINY4004

Sunday, August 8, 2004 5:56 PM

chomp. lol Just kidding. Welcome to the board!!! I have to say, I'm so jealous that you live in England!!! :)

"Oh I'm going to the special hell."-Mal

SERENITYVALLEY

Sunday, August 8, 2004 6:15 PM

Hi Chris. Welcome!

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

KILLERK

Sunday, August 8, 2004 6:55 PM

*sips wine* Hmm...Channain, this is some pretty good wine. What vintage?

Crazy Americans? Lol, we English can be pretty crazy when we want to as well. Of course, you guys won't want to see that side of me, it may frighten you all out of your minds!

Thanks to everyone for making me feel welcome. I think I'm gonna like it here...

Life is but a dream...

MAI

Sunday, August 8, 2004 9:33 PM

Welcome,welcome. Glad to see (or rather read) another newbie delurked. Yes, everyone here is pretty crazy, at least all those I have met so far. Crazy in a good, funny, way out on the crazy tree limb kind of way
NOT crazy
in a psychotic, bite our fellow fans way. I haven't been here very long either, but you will soon learn, once your here there is no escape. Why anyone would want to escape is beyond me.

KELLAINA

Sunday, August 8, 2004 10:01 PM

Hello and welcome!!!

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

SHINY

Monday, August 9, 2004 1:06 AM

Btw, you only stop being a newbie once you've recruited at least 5 more fans! We need more British Browncoats, so get cracking, son!

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

TEELABROWN

Monday, August 9, 2004 4:05 AM

*Teela enters in Official Unofficial gear, notices that people seem to be getting along, considering there's a few bottles of wine somewhere around here, and that KillerK is probably welcomed.*

What the heck? Welcome again!

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of the delete key.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

SHEPHERDQ

Monday, August 9, 2004 4:51 AM

Heck son, we were all new at one time.
hmm I would guess that at some thimgs we still are
You will be starting threads and giving new points of view in no time !

Blessings to the Browncoats

The Journey is the worthier part.
www.southdownabby.com

BLACKOUTZONE

Monday, August 9, 2004 5:10 AM

hi chris! i'm new, too. :)

CREVANREAVER

Monday, August 9, 2004 11:39 AM

KillerK & Blackoutzone, welcome to fireflyfans.net and always remember while your on the site. They can't take the sky from us!

Me The bastards that canceled Firefly

CAPTAINHARBATKIN

Monday, August 9, 2004 1:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Channain:
Quote:
Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
Channain doesn't usually lick newcomers... it takes a while.
I'm sure I don't know what you mean!

You'll find THIS news very depressing, I'm sure:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1049691.html

Synchronicity - gotta love it...

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clothing - and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
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CHANNAIN

Monday, August 9, 2004 1:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainHarbatkin:
You'll find THIS news very depressing, I'm sure:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1049691.html

Synchronicity - gotta love it...

And now suddenly I have a reputation...isn't that ironical? On the upside, the objection seems to be about toe-licking without permission. So long as it's Holland that's doing it and not around here, right?

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe
Oh, and try Channain's virtual wine. Channain gave me a glass when I first joined a couple of months ago.

*The Real Me holds a wine glass upside down. Not a drop remains.*

Uh, in fact, Channain, it was REALLY good. Could I get a refill?

Well now, it must have been good if it lasted you this long. *Fills The Real Me's Glass, bats eyelashes* And I do like that alias you have.

I hereby accept the duty of offering fresh wine to fresh delurkers... *Offers the bottle* Anyone else?

KILLERK

Monday, August 9, 2004 7:05 PM

*Holds glass* I've have a refill ^_^

Toe-licking without permission? What are they going to object to next? Toe-tickling without permission? Any form of physical contact what-so-ever? Although I guess you have to see the funny side of these type of things.

Life is but a dream...

THEREALME

Tuesday, August 10, 2004 4:02 AM

* The Real Me gazes at the full wine glass in appreciation. He takes the slightest sip. *

Ahhhh!

Brings back memories!

Yes, I like my alias too. It's one of the few strokes of brilliance on my part, if I might say so. Well, I'll say it anyway. Not only is it a Firefly quote, but it applies to me as well.

* The Real Me takes another sip. *

Ahhhh!

But I have a confession to make. The wine didn't really last me all this time.

* The Real Me drains the remainder in one gulp.*

Huh?

Damn, not again!

The Real Me

CHANNAIN

Tuesday, August 10, 2004 2:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by KillerK:
*Holds glass* I've have a refill ^_^

Toe-licking without permission? What are they going to object to next? Toe-tickling without permission? Any form of physical contact what-so-ever? Although I guess you have to see the funny side of these type of things.

Life is but a dream...

Yup. The world is a funny funny place sometimes.

Quote:
* The Real Me drains the remainder in one gulp.*

Huh?

*Filling KillerK's glass and filling TheRealMe's glass while he's busy looking all mystified*

Am I gettin' any prettier, fellas?

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
http://www.mnartists.org/artistHome.do?rid=7922

THEREALME

Wednesday, August 11, 2004 2:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Channain:

Well now, it must have been good if it lasted you this long. *Fills The Real Me's Glass, bats eyelashes* And I do like that alias you have.

Pours wine? Bats eyelashes? Likes the alias? Keeps the wine flowing and asks if she's getting any prettier?

Hmmmm…

* Never slow on the uptake, The Real Me needs only 24 hours before he considers the possibility that Channain is flirting with him.

*

You're positively GORGEOUS, my dear!

* The Real Me drains his glass again, and then sorta hopes that Channain is female.

*

The Real Me

SIGNYM

Wednesday, August 11, 2004 4:47 AM

...looks in room, sees some ... interesting... things going on and the WINE.

Thank you! Don't mind if I do!

Oh, a new person?

Nah I don't bite nothing expect crackers and cheese. Welcome! (heh heh heh)

CHANNAIN

Wednesday, August 11, 2004 5:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Pours wine? Bats eyelashes? Likes the alias? Keeps the wine flowing and asks if she's getting any prettier?

Hmmmm…

*Never slow on the uptake, The Real Me needs only 24 hours before he considers the possibility that Channain is flirting with him. *

You're positively GORGEOUS, my dear!

* The Real Me drains his glass again, and then sorta hopes that Channain is female. *

The flirtation helps make the wine taste a little less fresh.

*She looks around for more empty glasses*

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
http://www.mnartists.org/artistHome.do?rid=7922

KILLERK

Wednesday, August 11, 2004 9:52 PM

Quote:
*Filling KillerK's glass and filling TheRealMe's glass while he's busy looking all mystified*

Am I gettin' any prettier, fellas?

*downs the glass and staggers about*

Oh..yesh...you look very pretty maa'm *falls to the floor*

Life is but a dream...

THEREALME

Thursday, August 12, 2004 12:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by KillerK:
Quote:
*Filling KillerK's glass and filling TheRealMe's glass while he's busy looking all mystified*

Am I gettin' any prettier, fellas?

*downs the glass and staggers about*

Oh..yesh...you look very pretty maa'm *falls to the floor*

Life is but a dream...

KillerK?

* With some concern showing on his face, The Real Me carefully examines his own drink, and sniffs at it, wondering if Channain perhaps drugged the wine... *

No, THAT'S not it.

* The Real Me sets his drink aside and kneels next to KillerK. *

KillerK? Hey, wake up!

* The Real Me struggles to get KillerK in a sitting position, and gently slaps his face. *

KillerK? Huh. Out cold.

* The Real Me casually glances left, then glances right. Seeing that the coast is clear, The Real Me starts going through KillerK's pockets. *

The Real Me

MANIACNUMBERONE

Sunday, August 15, 2004 9:23 PM

I knew it. Channain went and got Killerk drunk and passed out and now she's prolly sitting by his feet licking his toes.

BERNADETTE

Monday, August 16, 2004 2:57 AM

Welcome to our obsession English

Off the subject: I have fallen in love with The Office. It is Brillant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I could catch a monkey"

See you around

Bernie

MERCEDESTROY

Monday, August 16, 2004 11:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
I knew it. Channain went and got Killerk drunk and passed out and now she's prolly sitting by his feet licking his toes.

Maniac - where is the point in that? They gotta be awake in order for the tickling to be affective.

Welcome KillerK and The Real Me!

We can be a loony bunch but no one has more fun.

Hey Channain - you only sharing that wine with the guys, or ya gotta glass for old Merz?

Debs

If Justice is the dish, then I am your waitress