THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME ROUND #113 - The Case Of the Missing....Everything...

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Monday, October 10, 2011 05:47
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, September 8, 2011 1:18 AM (P)

Hey everyone!

Welcome to another exciting round of THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME!

Last Round's winner - after a hard-fought battle (a 3-way tie for 2nd!) was:

IMNOTHERE!!!

In tests, 8 out of 10 terminators said that MachineMart(tm) heavy duty stainless steel staples reversed the seven signs of being blown up.

Cameron: MachineMart(tm) - because I'm worth it!

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CONGRATULATIONS!!

Now in this round we find our favourite con artist - somewhat at a loss for clothes!

Enjoy!

YOSAFFBRIDGE: "Okay. De-Fabricator. does exactly what it says on the tin..."

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, September 8, 2011 4:31 AM (P)

GRATZ, IMNOTHERE!!

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YOSAFFBRIDGE always hated putting the seal on her lips. It was wet, cold, hard to control, and smelled like fish.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 9, 2011 6:34 AM (P)

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What does a girl have to do to borrow a comb around here?
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bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Friday, September 9, 2011 12:37 PM (P)

Quote:

Sure she'll lie to you, steal your ship, and leave you for dead. Still...it's kinda worth it.

SABULUM

Friday, September 9, 2011 4:03 PM (P)

I'm not sure what the rules are for this competition. Is there a limit to the number of entries? (If so, I'm forked. :P)

Quote:

Poor Mal was dreaming about her for months afterwards. They added variety to his usual fantasies. Yosaffbridge and Inara... mmm...
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Unfortunately, Yosaffbridge forgot to take into account Inara's companion training before she kissed her.
YOSAFFBRIDGE: Damnit, that was my trick you harpy! I'll get you back for this!
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YOSAFFBRIDGE: Excellent! Now to infiltrate this nudist colony...
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SIMON (off-screen): I'm just going to have you sit in this chair over here and then we'll begin the exam. *sound of latex gloves snapping*
YOSAFFBRIDGE: This isn't going quite according to plan.

~ Rawr.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 9, 2011 6:34 PM (P)

Fork away, Sabulum. We need all we can get.
:;-)

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 9, 2011 6:48 PM (P)

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Lured to his bunk by a furtive offer of the kind of underthings we all find so attractive, Saffron slowly realized
she wasn't being fitted for Handmade Custom Naughty Nothings by Jayne.
"Nice ploy, mister, and what have you done with what you took off me?"

blushing bun

JOURNEY

Friday, September 9, 2011 10:43 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Does this thong make me look fat?

Dinozombies!

JOURNEY

Friday, September 9, 2011 10:44 PM (P)

Oops, stinking computer doubled on me. Sorry!

Dinozombies!

MENDUR

Saturday, September 10, 2011 6:03 PM (P)

MENDUR: I *was* gonna make a joke about "HAMM and eggs", but then I looked at the picture again and lost my train of thought ....

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, September 11, 2011 1:39 AM (P)

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"Just what it says on the bottle: 'Lather. Rinse. Repeat.' Oh, good gosh, let me help you with that."

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:57 AM (P)

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My hair? It's all the rage on Persephone. They call it the "Joss." 125 platinum, non-refundable.

bun

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:20 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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Millions ( well, thousands, anyway) of Firefly fans continue to curse Joss Whedon's exquisitely calculated camera angles.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 6:48 PM (P)

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Oh, sure, you want it for yourself alone and it's never going up on the Cortex.

bun
you told Kim & Paris & Rob the same thing, didn't you?

TOJOYAMA

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:46 PM (P)

"Exactly how bad is that special hell again Shepherd?"

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:46 AM (P)

Suddenly confronted with the captain's "plow" Saffron finds herself at a loss for words.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 14, 2011 11:05 PM (P)

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SAFFRON: Oh, Captain, look at our message board! daveshayne is back!
MAL (OS): Ask him where the heck he's been and then come to bed.

bun
Cortex'll waste your marital time if you're not careful

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, September 19, 2011 12:15 AM (P)

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SAFFRON: I'll not be anyone's doxy. I'll make my way in the world with the things you've taught me, and do you
think you could help me get a Latisse commercial?

bun

MENDUR

Monday, September 19, 2011 5:26 PM (P)

As he passed out, Mal wondered if they were real ... because nothing else was.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

MUTT999

Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:39 PM (P)

Keeping you abreast of current events, the wax museum's plan for a complete figure turned out to be a bust. Titillating none the less, only a boob would say they didn't rack up a win with this!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 21, 2011 6:01 PM (P)

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YSB: Sorry, husband, but there is no beer for your breakfast. I think the large one has consumed the all of it.
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YSB: It's fashion week on Persephone and here we are a million miles away with only Inara able to get it streaming
on the Cortex.
MAL: What is it with you women and your clothes? That outfit looks right shiny as it is.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 23, 2011 2:50 AM (P)

Falling, falling.
Bump.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, September 26, 2011 3:18 AM (P)

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YSB: What do you mean, "Tastes like chicken?"
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~bun~

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 27, 2011 2:20 PM (P)

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YSB: You're not really from the TSA, are you?
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bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 28, 2011 8:06 PM (P)

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YSB: It's my outfit for Dancing With the Stars. What do you think of it?
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bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:49 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

YSB: You're not really from the TSA, are you?
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bun

That's my favorite. Great one Bun.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:19 PM (P)

TQ, BOBSC.
There's something abut the color of the gloves...

bun

MUTT999

Friday, September 30, 2011 10:47 PM (P)

Mal(OS): "Actually, I said mudder's milk. But..."

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, October 1, 2011 7:09 PM (P)

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Cast in "Persephone Shore," YSB balked at the orange spray-tan and "sculpting"
required, missing out on millions in appearance fees and side deals.

bun

MENDUR

Monday, October 3, 2011 4:41 PM (P)

Things that go *bump* in the night?

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, October 4, 2011 8:04 PM (P)

...If Jayne were Captain...

Jayne: UH, Gripping tale... less yappin, more plowing.

RYCE

Friday, October 7, 2011 1:50 AM (P)

Yosafbridge: I know my bible sir...
Mal: I'm Jewish

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, October 8, 2011 5:44 PM (P)

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CHRISTINE: Um, Mr. Whedon, sir, I've just come from Wardrobe. They don't have anything for
me, and Hair and Makeup just laughed.

bun

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, October 9, 2011 12:29 AM (P)

Some GREAT ones, guys and gals!

Voting will be up tomorrow for FIVE DAYS - so vote while you can!!!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Monday, October 10, 2011 5:47 AM (P)

TIME TO VOTE!!!

With so many great ones this round, you can all vot for THREE of your faves this time!!!

Have fun!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1131378&sparkKey=2fb398
687881b1f795f94e8d0f9ee3d6b0

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com