CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #35

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, November 7, 2011 02:55
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, September 3, 2011 2:28 AM

Well, the winning caption is as long as his name! LOL! Anyway, here it is in it's Tightpanted glory!

Congrats BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!! A well earned victory! Now onto the newest round with a little Kaylee on Simon action! No, really. Literally, Kaylee ON Simon! Lookit!

The crew had once again laced Kaylee and Simon's tea and set
about to "posing" them and taking snaps to post on the Cortex.

Okay, now you, Tightpantsers!

BUP

Saturday, September 3, 2011 6:58 PM

That was the best one.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, September 3, 2011 7:01 PM

GRATZ, BOBS!!

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After Summer had thrown up on Simon's bed, he and Kaylee
were forced to find alternative sleeping arrangements.
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After extensive testing, Kaylee and Simon decided they
preferred Tempur-Pedic(TM)
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bun

RYCE

Sunday, September 4, 2011 1:01 AM

That just looks comfy

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 5:42 AM

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The Jaynestown Dive made up for remarkably slow service
with the strength of their micro-brewed Mudder's Milk.
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bun

JOURNEY

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

While the rest of him was definitely comfortable, Simon's neck was not so happy.

Dinozombies!

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well, the winning caption is as long as his name! LOL!

Well it was a really long picture

Thanks to those who voted for it and to Bun for always keeping the thread near the top with a bump.

Now a little play on Journey's contribution

Sadly pillows were one of the luxury items left behind on Earth that was.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:55 PM

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Jayne didn't believe what he'd heard about the bugs in the rooms upstairs at the Dew Dive Inn, so
Kaylee and Simon were left to enjoy the dining room alone.
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bun

SHINYSAHARA

Thursday, September 8, 2011 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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When Simon couldn’t sleep without his childhood teddy bear, Kaylee was only happy to help.
~~~~~
In lieu of a chastity belt, Simon decided to sleep with Kaylee in the least romantic place possible.
******

Finally, I know this is supposed be snarky, but I thought this was sweet for them:
No power in the 'verse can stop what’s meant to be.

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"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

MALACHITE

Thursday, September 8, 2011 2:51 PM

Kaylee realized that combining Mudders Milk and Twister didn't lead to the seduction she had been hoping for. Next time, maybe she'd try automatic weapons, a boatload of flesh-crazed Reavers, and, if she could scrounge up a few of those mini umbrellas, perhaps a couple of margaritas...

P.S. Great job, Bookonboardsystemcomputer! Hilarious!

MENDUR

Thursday, September 8, 2011 3:51 PM

For Sale: Mudders Loveseat. Guaranteed to bring you and your sweetie closer.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Friday, September 9, 2011 6:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Kaylee (sleepily): Simon, when did you start carring a gun?

Simon (thought bubble): Just happy to see you.
Simon (out loud): (fake snore)ZZZZZZZZZZZ

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:00 AM

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Kaylee dreams of Simon.
Simon dreams of hamsters.

bun

SHINYSAHARA

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:51 PM

"Sometimes a girl can be surrounded by too much wood."

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 6:56 PM

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
KAYLEE: (to self) I sure hope nobody comes in to spoil this.
SIMON: (to self) I guess the old sock-on-the-doorknob trick works on Higgins' Moon, too.

bun

MUTT999

Wednesday, September 14, 2011 4:29 PM

Bartender(OS): "Anyone seen my tribble?"
It was then Simon realized why his back felt wet all night.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, September 17, 2011 6:09 PM

~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~/~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~ ~\~
Not only did they fail to notice the tribble, they didn't see the seat was wired for sound.

bun

M52NICKERSON

Sunday, September 18, 2011 12:28 PM

Kaylee just loved her new Simon shaped pillow pet.

I do not fear God, I fear the ignorance of man.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, September 18, 2011 4:44 PM

Hey, lots of good entries! Keep 'em comin' folks!

And ShinySahara? This is Caption Tightpants, it can be anything...snarky or otherwise. Personally I like that "no power in the 'verse" caption. :) Nicely done!

TCM

MUTT999

Monday, September 19, 2011 3:30 PM

Kaylee(to herself):
"Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray that Simon I can keep.
And if I die before I wake,
Wouldn't that just take the Gorram cake!"

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, September 19, 2011 10:14 PM

Kaylee's last conscious thought was "OMG! Prince Charming is supposed to be OUTSIDE the spell, not IN it!!!

bun

MENDUR

Wednesday, September 21, 2011 5:07 PM

Simon never told Kaylee the truth but he was so drunk, he thought he was hugging the teddy bear on Kaylee's overalls.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

MENDUR

Wednesday, September 21, 2011 5:10 PM

Leigh Keno: Magnificent workmanship, from the Mudder Workshop in Canton, I think. See those joints?
Leslie Keno: You're right. Unfortunately, the lesser crew members on it hurt the value.
Leigh Keno: Too bad. If it was Mal and Inara, it would triple the price.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 23, 2011 2:52 AM

Well done, Mendur.
Here's a bump, in nearly original condition, just a few nicks and dents, never restored.

bun
unfortunately, it's one of many

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, September 26, 2011 3:04 AM

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MAL: It's like my ma always said; the trouble ain't in the sleepin' together - - it's in the stayin' awake together.
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bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 27, 2011 2:36 PM

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Dating couple SIMON and KAYLEE were first to the finish mat on this leg of Amazing Race, and are now trying
to score a few Zs before their next start at 0120 UT.
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bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 28, 2011 8:02 PM

Another bump.
Where are yewall?

bouncing
baby
bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 30, 2011 2:37 AM

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It's my stomach
No. it's my stomach
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bun
~this one's for the comedy album connoiosseurs~
~nichols & may, anyone?

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, October 1, 2011 7:20 PM

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Befuddled by Mudder's, Simon and Kaylee had no inkling of the need for tweezers which would be apparent
by morning.
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bun

MENDUR

Monday, October 3, 2011 4:40 PM

*bump*

RYCE

Monday, October 3, 2011 10:48 PM

Sept. 26: Jewel: Oh Sean, I love u more than words can ever express.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:10 AM

Hey folks! Been a bit busy in my corner of the 'verse! Keep those captions coming! I'll begin the vote this coming weekend!

BWAH!
TCM

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PDCHARLES

Tuesday, October 4, 2011 7:47 PM

(borrowing a lil from 1985Riv)

Kaylee: (thinking) Is that a compression coil or are you just happy to see me?

OR

Kaylee forgot to apply the sealant when giving her "good night kiss". (or did she?)

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, October 9, 2011 3:54 AM

BUMP

BUN

SHINYSAHARA

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 6:40 PM

Bumpity bumpity bumpity...

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, October 16, 2011 4:11 AM

ba-lump, ba-lump

bun

MENDUR

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 4:34 PM

"Just for a minute, let's all do the bump."

Sorry. Saw that old MC Hammer vid yesterday.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 5:31 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
In the future, test-equipment for sleep apnea will have a softer, more human feel.

bun

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 7:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mendur:
"Just for a minute, let's all do the bump."

Sorry. Saw that old MC Hammer vid yesterday.

Hey, well at least it wasn't a new MC Hammer vid bump

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, October 21, 2011 4:03 AM

./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\./\
In time, they learned to ignore the captions crawling along ceaselessly below, the oddly-shaped characters bearing information of questionable value to barely visible creatures along the interwebs........

bun

RYCE

Monday, October 24, 2011 12:57 AM

Who put the bump in the bump-ti-bump-ti-bump?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, October 24, 2011 8:24 PM

..................................................................................................
It was the Ant & Roach Spray but no-one could have known it at the time.

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Wednesday, October 26, 2011 1:55 PM

Quote:
:

Mal- They finally sleep together and he just holds her?
Zoe- Sly?
Mal- Would explain the way he dresses.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, October 28, 2011 8:10 PM

Bump, gorramnit!

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, October 31, 2011 12:12 AM

Sorry folks. Lost my job. Company I worked for is full of people so stupid, no one can (or will) tell me why or how. *shrug* Hated the job anyway, but it left me scrambling...anyway, real life, always getting in the way. Onto the voting so we can get our Tightpants back on!!!

VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1131873

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Monday, October 31, 2011 2:49 AM

Did it, and here's the bump.
Rly sorry about the job. You'll get a better one.
bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, October 31, 2011 5:23 PM

Thanks, Bun,

But really I'm not sorry. I tried, as I always do, to make my workplace better than when I arrived, but in this case, 'twas like trying to clean the ocean by removing all the fish. Just wasn't going to happen. It just amazed me that a Fortune 500 company operated, rather functioned even, with what equates to terrifying space monkeys at the helm, in the engine room, and all points in between. They do make my life a little bit harder by refusing to cooperate with proper documentation, but that's no shock really. I'll work around it.

Glad I've always got you and the other Browncoats, FFF.net, and of course, my tightpants! :P

Okay all you voyeurs reading along...go vote!

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, November 1, 2011 12:25 AM

TCM, it's really horrible to grow up and realize that whatchamentioned is everywhere.

We laughed at the Peter Principle, all the while springing for promotion parties for our incompetent co-workers.

We continue to laugh at a recent study which shows that random promotion is possibly more effective than so-called "merit promotion."

Once we internalize this we can stop scratching holes in our scalps while wondering how the mortgage and most other big, public messes occurred.

Some of them know what they're doing; most of them don't; those in either group will be out to protect their individual fiefdoms, thus ensuring there will be no holes in their golden parachutes.

I'd share a few stories but I'm still afraid...
[/rant]

bun: older, sadder, wiser
not joking

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, November 1, 2011 2:28 AM

Ayup.

Oh, and

BWAH!
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BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Tuesday, November 1, 2011 1:33 PM

Hate to hear your job went south TCM. I hope it turns out to be the best thing that could have happened to you and you find something much better.

Humpty Bump

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, November 1, 2011 7:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemComputer:
Hate to hear your job went south TCM. I hope it turns out to be the best thing that could have happened to you and you find something much better.

Humpty Bump

Xie xie. It certainly isn't the worst thing. ;)

BWAH!

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, November 1, 2011 7:09 PM

Just a reminder to folks who haven't voted yet...vote! :P

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1131873

BWAH!
TCM

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BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Monday, November 7, 2011 2:55 AM

Vote bump