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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #38

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, March 10, 2012 19:27
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Monday, January 23, 2012 3:31 AM

And the caption parades just keeps on marching!

Well, I think this MAY be a first. I know there has been co-winners before, but I'm not certain if I've COMBINED them into one winning piece of work before. So, yes, we had a 2-way tie in the voting (down from the 4-way tie it was at one point), and I felt BOTH entries were excellent. Best part is, the complimented each other, so, like Voltron and chicks (the more you hook up, the better it is)*, I went ahead and gave them shiny props in one image! so with out further fuss, here they are! err...it is! err...just take a gander!



And now onto the new round with a toughie (though y'all will prove me wrong...again...)


When Kaylee was shot, yet again, Simon was unable to save her...though he did have her preserved in a fashion similar to that of Walt Disney back on Earth-that-was.

Yeah, that was weak tea, so you go on now, do better if'n you think you can!


BWAH!
TCM


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Monday, January 23, 2012 8:43 PM

Thanks so kindly to yewall! When I looked at that pic I always thought of a certain necessary public restroom in a place I used to live...ew.



/>VOICE OS (female whiskey baritone): Well, MarvaLou, it could be New Amsterdam instead of an Eavesdown
modeling job. Just think of that, my girl, and stand up straight.

bun
there is surely a whole tragic fic for this girl.

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Monday, January 23, 2012 11:48 PM

WTG Bun. Happy to share the screen with your Shiny caption.

Quote:





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Mal- Do you think ths dress would go with my pretty floral bonnet?

Jayne- Might make you prettier.







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Monday, January 23, 2012 11:58 PM





Three years at the Actors Studio and this is what my agent finds for me, maybe if I sleep with Tim Minear?

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:40 PM

Good ones guys, congratz!




Mal (os): "Big enough to hide a man under, right Jayne? Jayne? Anyone seen....oh no..."





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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 5:14 PM

You're good company, BookOnboardSystemComputer

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Just one capsule at breakfast and bid your house-plant allergy a none-too-fond farewell!


bun

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 6:35 PM

Mal: Badger REALLY didn't skimp on the 'disguises' for our upcoming mission, did he?

Simon: I wonder....

Book: y'all going to special hell





how can a language both enable communication and block communication?
Connor

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Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:39 PM



Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, and the crew ate damn good that night!




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Thursday, January 26, 2012 7:12 PM

Mutt and EB, you are evil.




Nothin' from nothin' does equal nothin' you genius, but spring me from this place and I'll show you how an M.Sc. in Math does one plus one.

bun
they = evil
me = nasty

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Thursday, January 26, 2012 11:40 PM



Yes, yes, it's true. Buns was nasty, and a tad evil. She would seduce Persephone power walkers by wearing her prom dress in the Macy's display window and then try to kill them with her brain. Or blind them with science, whichever came first.



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Friday, January 27, 2012 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:





(Wash) I don't know Jayne, might not be the best idea to buy a lovebot at a second hand store.

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Saturday, January 28, 2012 3:44 AM



Great party! Ohh wait.. damn, I didn't wear any panties and this party is full of midgets. Hey.. what the...

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Sunday, January 29, 2012 5:15 AM



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Sorry, ma'am, but there's an Amber Alert out for Vern Troyer and he was last seen coming out of Badger's office over there.

bun

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Sunday, January 29, 2012 9:19 PM

Merryweather: Oh, no, not pink! Make it blue.
Flora: Merryweather! Make it pink.
Merryweather: Make it blue.
Flora: Oh, pink!
Model: Will you two fairies make up your gorram mind already?!?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, January 29, 2012 11:13 PM

Very Fauna this caption!!

bun

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Monday, January 30, 2012 2:31 AM

Autons have invaded Persephone!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, January 30, 2012 4:50 PM



"Vera," he told me, "get dressed up - - get taken out somewhere nice."

bun
dropped with no cash 3 orbits from home...

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Tuesday, January 31, 2012 3:55 AM



Flora dreams of a chance to wear nice, comfy Issey Miyake Historicals and wonders why she let that creep talk her
out of her cushy job aboard the Brutus.

bunsta

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Tuesday, January 31, 2012 10:23 PM



The second Kaylee saw that dress, Mal knew he shouldn't have let her watch those ancient "Downton Abbey" episodes.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Thursday, February 2, 2012 7:26 PM



Smarmy male advertising voice (OS): Now that we've tested the enclosure we raise the temperature inside,
watching carefully to see if our model sweats through Sensitized(c) Cool 'n' Dry(TM)onto this floofy dress!
She thinks: I don't even get residuals...

bun

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Friday, February 3, 2012 2:02 PM



New from Blue Sun! Life-size Barbie with ruffled party dress!
(Available in limited edition on Persephone)

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, February 3, 2012 5:02 PM



Silvia receives the news via earTwit: Her patron saint Anna Wintour is coming out of cryo within the week.
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Swimsuit edition? What's a swimsuit?
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bun

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Sunday, February 5, 2012 7:31 PM

This week on Persephone's Next Top Model...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, February 5, 2012 11:38 PM



Amber Glass knew working in windows was a pane. But she was transparent, even-tempered, and her dreams would never be shattered.



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Monday, February 6, 2012 2:33 AM

Say YES To The Dress

bun
Mutt, at least she is not an obscure object of desire.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2012 10:55 PM




Sorority hazing still sucks. Binky will have her revenge in time.

bun

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Wednesday, February 8, 2012 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Mutt, at least she is not an obscure object of desire.







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Thursday, February 9, 2012 6:57 PM

Wow, I finally got around to checking in, and boy you guys are gonna make this one tough one me! And here I thought I was making it tough on you...you all are jing zi when it comes to captions! Keep it up! I'll try and get voting set up this weekend!


There ain't a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being happy...'cept maybe being locked in a display case without water or protein supplements.


BWAH!
TCM


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Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:39 PM

Quote:


Mutt, at least she is not an obscure object of desire.




back atcha



buñ-well

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Thursday, February 9, 2012 8:38 PM



And then someone farted....

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Friday, February 10, 2012 4:49 AM



Model: Why did they have to put me in front of a fountain?

OR

Tour guide: (OS) Our next display is a Human. Silly little beasts really. All bipedal, dual gendered, moderate exploration. OH, ha! ...and just wait until you hear how they went extinct...


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Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:49 PM

Cinder: It took the mice three days to make this dress. Why won't anyone dance with me?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:51 PM


NATALIA: Laugh if you must, but know that in back, here, is the best stash ever.



bun

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Wednesday, February 15, 2012 3:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:

Amber Glass knew working in windows was a pane. But she was transparent, even-tempered, and her dreams would never be shattered.



That made me laugh and will be getting my vote

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Friday, February 17, 2012 10:36 PM

Model: You know, I'm sure there's a BUMP somewhere under this dress

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, February 18, 2012 1:22 AM


Her punishment for posting an erroneous report of Firefly returning to television was to spend an eternity in a
floofy dress in a stuffy window out at the *ss end of the universe.

bun

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Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:15 AM



And in the interview, the recently revived frozen head of Madonna called the window display "reductive" because it was inspired by her "Vogue" video.
The store owner responded by asking, "Who's Madonna?"

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Sunday, February 19, 2012 7:06 PM


IT'S OFFICIALLY VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1134310

Remember you can vote for TWO entries you like best.

I'd like to take time to again thank everyone who participates. Whether you're a captioneer, or you just like to read the thread, or you cast your votes, or any combination of the aforementioned, because you all make this game what it is, and I am grateful for the continued involvement of my Browncoats for keeping this alive for...wow, 7 years now. You are the finest bunch of rubens this side of Greenleaf. :) XIE XIE!



BWAH!
TCM


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*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012 4:55 AM

Vote here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1134310

Then post here (as I am doing) so the whole shebang is bumped onto Page 1


bun
you can even put up more captions though they'll be a little late for the contest.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Vote here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1134310

Then post here (as I am doing) so the whole shebang is bumped onto Page 1


bun
you can even put up more captions though they'll be a little late for the contest.



What she^ said ;)

BWAH!
TCM


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*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:06 PM

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Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:06 PM

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Wednesday, February 22, 2012 11:18 PM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1134310

Vote early and often.

bun
and don't forget five bucks for Badger if you wanna be counted

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Thursday, February 23, 2012 3:13 PM

Buuu

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Friday, February 24, 2012 5:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Vote here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1134310

Then post here (as I am doing) so the whole shebang is bumped onto Page 1


bun
you can even put up more captions though they'll be a little late for the contest.



What she^ said ;)

BWAH!
TCM


http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/



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What he ^ said

bun

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Saturday, February 25, 2012 11:06 PM

...and again!

bun

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Monday, February 27, 2012 12:45 AM

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Tuesday, February 28, 2012 5:30 AM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1134310

Vote early and often.



bunagain

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Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:53 AM

duh

bun

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Monday, March 5, 2012 6:19 AM

and another Vote bump

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012 3:05 AM

and anuvver

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Thursday, March 8, 2012 9:29 PM

::sigh::
again

bun

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Saturday, March 10, 2012 7:27 PM

bumpy-uppy

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