CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #39

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, April 6, 2012 01:41
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, March 11, 2012 5:03 PM

Not sure why the link got busted in last week's CT, but here's our winner, by the slimmest of margins (I had to cast a tie-breaker vote and it was not easy...pun vs. canon, canon vs. pun).

Congrats BOBSC! (That's short for BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER...which is just a fingerful of typing, lol!) (Now appropriately credited for your win!)

And now some glorious warriors in dramatic pose for this week's challenge!

The NEW Big Damn Heroes Action Playset! Each figure has 42 points of articulation, lifelike detail, and plenty of accessories (grenades not included)*

*action figures are not responsible for things not going according to the gorram plan, and can not actually rescue you should you be kidnapped, abducted, arrested or otherwise detained.

I know, that's lame...which is why you're about to make it better with some real jing zi captions of your own!

BWAH!
TCM

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*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

MUTT999

Sunday, March 11, 2012 5:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Thanks TCM! But that's BOBSC's caption. Congrats BOBSC!!

MUTT999

Sunday, March 11, 2012 8:35 PM

The crew demonstrates how not to have to wait for a table at Red Lobster.

WHOZIT

Sunday, March 11, 2012 9:42 PM

Good morning, we're here to pick up our dry cleaning.

RYCE

Monday, March 12, 2012 12:00 AM

Someone called for the Ghostbusters?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

BUP

Monday, March 12, 2012 1:32 PM

Jayne, Mal and Zoe demonstrate how far they are willing to go not to have to wash dishes tonight.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Monday, March 12, 2012 3:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Quote:

Thanks TCM! But that's BOBSC's caption. Congrats BOBSC!!

Whats a typo between friends.

Thanks Mutt. I really didn't expect mine to be in the running but I thought yours was hilarious.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Monday, March 12, 2012 3:58 PM

Quote:

In the future, Rock- Paper-Scissors-Gun
often ends in a tie.

MUTT999

Monday, March 12, 2012 5:42 PM

Zoe: "Captain, there's a small, sparkly light attached to your leg."
Mal: "I know, that's Tinkerbell...she likes it there."

WHOZIT

Monday, March 12, 2012 11:02 PM

No more free donuts and coffee for the cast....you really want to go there pal?

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 13, 2012 12:31 AM

GRATZ, BOBSC!

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
At Top Shot, the Brown Team objects to having to go to the Elimination Challenge every gorramn time.

bun

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, March 13, 2012 6:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

" Awright, Fox, give me the rights and nobody hasta get hurt. We wanta make some MOO-OO-OOVIES!"

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, March 14, 2012 7:20 PM

Gratz BOBSC!

MAL: We all got on this boat for different reasons. But your are all getting off for one. So which one of you drank the last beer?

Jayne: I'm bettin' Dr. Fancy Pants here.

Mal: Nothing worng with nice pants now, Jayne. Zoe?

Zoe: Preacher man does look kinda wobbly.

Book: Lets not overreact here. It was only a PBR.

Mal: Nooooooooooooooooooo! (DV style no, continues) *Gunfire and blood*

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:14 AM

Our intrepid BDHs assume a defensive position, not realizing that the real threat is the KillapaloozaLamp
getting warmed up to their rear.

bun
...if i may be allowed to describe it that way...

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 15, 2012 6:20 PM

Our BDHs are taking the next-to-last firefly in the 'Verse to the other one, currently in a zoo on Persephone.
JAYNE: I'll be in my bunk.

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Saturday, March 17, 2012 1:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Mal- You know that light people report seeing when they die? It found it was faster just to follow us around.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 17, 2012 3:02 AM

BDHs will defend to the death that light they stole from the End of the Tunnel.

bun
where's my previous caption???

WHOZIT

Saturday, March 17, 2012 1:04 PM

The new movie poster for "SERENITY 2: Kill them all, a love story". Went over very well at "Comic Con".

ASARIAN

Monday, March 19, 2012 11:02 AM

Congrats MUTT999!

NETWORK EXEC: I dunno, Joss, this whole "Charlie's Angels in Space" thingy might not be for us. Try and see if you can do something else with it.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:28 AM

LOL asarian

Joss and crew were on pins and needles. Nathan had brought his notoriously flammable 7-layer bean dip for a lunch party, and now here was this UFO climbing his leg.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:18 AM

Is that an LED on your inseam or are you just happy to see me?

bun

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 11:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

"We don't have the time to listen to a sales presentation at the moment but you can leave your literature if you'd like"

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, March 22, 2012 12:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Thanks TCM! But that's BOBSC's caption. Congrats BOBSC!!

Oh go se! There's a first. MY BAD! I will fix this post haste! My apologies to BOBSC!

BWAH!

TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, March 22, 2012 12:56 AM

I have repaired the tear in my Tightpants. ;)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Not sure why the link got busted in last week's CT, but here's our winner, by the slimmest of margins (I had to cast a tie-breaker vote and it was not easy...pun vs. canon, canon vs. pun).

Congrats BOBSC! (That's short for BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER...which is just a fingerful of typing, lol!) (Now appropriately credited for your win!)

And now some glorious warriors in dramatic pose for this week's challenge!

The NEW Big Damn Heroes Action Playset! Each figure has 42 points of articulation, lifelike detail, and plenty of accessories (grenades not included)*

*action figures are not responsible for things not going according to the gorram plan, and can not actually rescue you should you be kidnapped, abducted, arrested or otherwise detained.

I know, that's lame...which is why you're about to make it better with some real jing zi captions of your own!

BWAH!
TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

BWAH!

TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:27 AM

Quote:

Oh go se! There's a first. MY BAD! I will fix this post haste! My apologies to BOBSC!

/

No worries. Unless there is a secret cash prize I don't know about

Thanks for keeping the game rolling

M52NICKERSON

Thursday, March 22, 2012 11:39 AM

Having to land in the middle of a Justin Bieber concert made the crew none to happy!

I do not fear God, I fear the ignorance of man.

RYCE

Saturday, March 24, 2012 2:21 AM

Drop the Girl Scout cookies, and no one will get hurt.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, March 25, 2012 1:33 AM

Hey all, I've been real busy as my dad has been through some major surgery this past week (at 74, an aortic aneurism is not something you like to have happen), and there's been some issues following. I'll try and get some voting set this week sometime, but in the meantime just keep those awesome captions rolling, ok? Thanks! and stay shiny!

BWAH!
TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:15 AM

Good luck to your dad, TCM!

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:26 AM

Thanks, Bun. :)

BWAH!
TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:38 AM

Looks like I got a moment to spare, so I've put the vote together (not too unlike a Kaylee jerry rigging) and we didn't all explode, so I reckon you can all go vote for your two favorites like always!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1135083

VOTE VOTE VOTE! Tell your friends, tell your family, tell your crew! Everyone can vote, even if they didn't submit a caption. The game is open to everyone*!

*even Purplebellies

BWAH!
TCM

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*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:12 PM

Your family will be in my prayers TCM. I hope your Dad has a speedy recovery

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemComputer:
Your family will be in my prayers TCM. I hope your Dad has a speedy recovery

Thank you very much.

BWAH!

TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:32 AM

"We're pointing right at it - - er - - them - - "

Okay, that was only a bumpermaker. Go vote. Post here and bump. I thank you. Our illustrious thread-head thanks you.

bun

EBFIDDLER

Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

" Awright, Fox, give me the rights and nobody hasta get hurt. We wanta make some MOO-OO-OOVIES!"

This one's my favorite!

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Thursday, March 29, 2012 3:41 PM

Drive by bumping

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 30, 2012 8:16 PM

One good DBB deserves another.

bun

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Saturday, March 31, 2012 2:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebfiddler:
Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

" Awright, Fox, give me the rights and nobody hasta get hurt. We wanta make some MOO-OO-OOVIES!"

This one's my favorite!

I obviously thought so too. But it didn't even make the short list for the ballot. :<(

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, April 3, 2012 2:26 AM

Bump-a-Roni

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, April 5, 2012 1:38 AM

You know you want to...

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, April 6, 2012 1:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:
Originally posted by ebfiddler:
Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

" Awright, Fox, give me the rights and nobody hasta get hurt. We wanta make some MOO-OO-OOVIES!"

This one's my favorite!

I obviously thought so too. But it didn't even make the short list for the ballot. :<(

I'm sorry guys! It's not always easy to split hairs on all the genius in here! I adore all the captions, always!

BWAH!

TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/