CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #43

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, August 24, 2012 22:18
VIEWED: 14319
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:50 PM

Congratulations to MUTT999 for another great winning caption! Add this victory to your mantle! Err...I guess you could maybe screen cap it and print it out (sorry, we can't afford a trophy...lol). Anyway, it seems the winner of the 42nd round should be one that answers questions about life, the universe, and everything! Love me some Mythbusters too!

Okay, so you didn't win round 42, folks. Know what though? Don't be sad, there's ALWAYS another round! So here's Jayne and a washed-out Wash for you to have care-free copious captioning with!

Wash(whispers): Psst! Jayne...lookit that!
Jayne: God's balls!!!
Book(OS): I've decided to embrace a "Garden of Eden" look to further myself spiritually.
Wash: Nice apple tree, Preacher.

Okay, now if you can get past he disturbing mental image you can certainly do a better caption than that! Go for it!

WHOZIT

Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:55 PM

Congrats MUTT

WHOZIT lost the last caption game?!

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, June 29, 2012 8:24 PM

Quote:

After Shepherd Book volunteered, Jayne never again suggested that someone get naked as a distraction.

WHOZIT

Friday, June 29, 2012 11:11 PM

As Alan watched Adam deliver his lines knowing that if there was a sequel to "Serenity" he would not be in it, he wondered at that moment if he should ask Joss NOT to kill off Wash, and if Adam would mind if he borrowed his Cell Phone.

MUTT999

Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:25 AM

Thanks!

Jayne: "Mal, something's not right. Look at him, he's all blurry!"

WHOZIT

Saturday, June 30, 2012 12:27 PM

There are no more fluffy towels!

WHOZIT

Saturday, June 30, 2012 12:47 PM

I'm going to say this for the last time! I'm not related to that mental case Alec Baldwin!

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Tuesday, July 3, 2012 4:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Simon[O.S]: I'm not joking Jayne, an annual prostate exam nessisary is for every man over 40.
Wash: Why am I here?
Simon[O.S.] So he doesn't shoot me when it's done.
Jayne[shouting]: I'm 34!I'm 34!I'm 34!I'm 34!!!!

MUTT999

Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:19 PM

Jayne: "Zoe, what's wrong with your man? He's just not focused these days."

M52NICKERSON

Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:50 PM

Jayne: Let me try...I'm a leaf on the wind watch how I arrrhhhhh!

I do not fear God, I fear the ignorance of man.

PDCHARLES

Friday, July 6, 2012 3:55 AM

Wash missed the days when Jayne actually made it to his bunk.

or

Wash: Woolly? What does that even mean?

RYCE

Friday, July 6, 2012 7:00 PM

Jayne (singing): OOOOOOklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain...
Wash: Ooh, do they have goslings there?

WHOZIT

Sunday, July 8, 2012 1:11 PM

Someone took my cookie!

WHOZIT

Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:20 PM

I said I don't want to watch "Castle"! Now change the channel!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, July 9, 2012 12:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Congratulations to MUTT999 for another great winning caption! Add this victory to your mantle! Err...I guess you could maybe screen cap it and print it out (sorry, we can't afford a trophy...lol). Anyway, it seems the winner of the 42nd round should be one that answers questions about life, the universe, and everything! Love me some Mythbusters too!

Okay, so you didn't win round 42, folks. Know what though? Don't be sad, there's ALWAYS another round! So here's Jayne and a washed-out Wash for you to have care-free copious captioning with!

Wash(whispers): Psst! Jayne...lookit that!
Jayne: God's balls!!!
Book(OS): I've decided to embrace a "Garden of Eden" look to further myself spiritually.
Wash: Nice apple tree, Preacher.

Okay, now if you can get past he disturbing mental image you can certainly do a better caption than that! Go for it!

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GRATZ MUTT! GRATZ MUTT! GRATZ MUTT!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
JAYNE: GORRAMNIT! Who forgot to wrap my latest caption before it ran under all that stuff on the right-hand side of the screen?
WASH: The way you're yelling you'd think he'd decided to put a utility pole through your chest.
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bun

SHINYSAHARA

Monday, July 9, 2012 8:34 PM

Wash looks on, confused and frightened, as Jayne practices his new serenade, Vera's Lullaby.
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Jayne didn't realize his post-Ariel apple offering would be so manipulated.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:37 PM

Jayne: Hey, preacher! Is the bible a mite fuzzier on the subject of snarky pilots?

Okay, looking like I'm gonna have my hands full figuring out finalists for this round! Keep 'em comin', if you can! A few more days and then voting...

BWAH!
TCM

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WHOZIT

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:46 PM

I want more pudding now!

RYCE

Sunday, July 15, 2012 4:47 PM

Jayne: Just because River grabbed me in my special area in one gorram bar fight doesn't mean she can now do it whenever she gorram wants to!

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:23 PM

MAL (OS): This is the last time. The last time with cows.
JAYNE: Nooooo! Not beagles again!
WASH: Could be worse. Could be timber.

bun

RYCE

Monday, July 30, 2012 6:41 PM

Jayne: I'm the pin in the grenade...watch how I, uh...
Wash: How 'bout I be the one with the zen.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:58 PM

My apologies for my absence...been busy with a new job (finally!), school and life...but I haven't forgot you!

VOTING TIME!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1137061&pollalign=
center&showHtmlAbove=1

VOTING TIME!

Remember, as always, you can vote for TWO of the captions!

BWAH!
TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Monday, August 13, 2012 12:30 AM

None of my brilliant captions made the final cut *sniff*

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, August 13, 2012 8:45 PM

Whozit, If it makes you feel better I thought this one was pretty funny.

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

I'm going to say this for the last time! I'm not related to that mental case Alec Baldwin!

MARKOMI

Monday, August 13, 2012 9:24 PM

And I liked the one with the towels :)

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:46 AM

Dang Whozit I just counted all your entries. You should have your own vote lol

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:44 PM

Voted? Check.
Bumped? Check.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, August 24, 2012 6:01 PM

...and anothah bumpy-bump

bun

WHOZIT

Friday, August 24, 2012 10:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
...and anothah bumpy-bump

bun

I voted, even though I was snubbed. I'm over it.