Thread of Hideyishness.... We Ain't Ever Leavin'

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UPDATED: Thursday, December 13, 2012 23:07
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MAI

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 1:29 AM

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=11&tid=51227&p=3#9
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The adventure continues!!!!!

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:42 AM

Lets all sing the new floor song!

It's a brand new adventure
Of hiding and fun
A leap of pretend sure
But we don't have to run

The floor that's full of Hideys
Is filled with awesome sauce
We may even get a visit from
That Cartwright brother Hoss

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:29 PM

Your poetical skills are astounding!!!!!!
I'm a wanna be poet, but right now my brain is drowning in benadryl.

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Your poetical skills are astounding!!!!!!
I'm a wanna be poet, but right now my brain is drowning in benadryl.

I've never let that stop me. Actually, I lie, I have let that stop me but I shouldn't have.

Mush brain poetry is some of the bestest poetry.

I hope whatever is making you take the benny gets better soon.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, June 15, 2012 9:23 AM

Well apparently I am allergic to nearly everything outdoors. I start sneezing even just looking out the window. The other day I woke up and one of my eyes were all glue-y so I could barely open it.

Ok, so give me an idea for a new poem.

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, June 15, 2012 11:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Ok, so give me an idea for a new poem.

A world without pollen.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Thursday, June 21, 2012 11:43 AM

Still thinking... I will get back to you with an amazingly astounding awesome thing.

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, June 21, 2012 9:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Still thinking... I will get back to you with an amazingly astounding awesome thing.

In the meantime.

There will be no more mean time.

Now it will be in the nicetime.

In the nicetime

In the nicetime
There will be fluffy bunnies
In the nicetime
There will be flavored drinks
In the nicetime
There will be funny hats
In the nicetime
There will be friendly faces
In the nicetime

I googled mean antonym (yeah I was having a hard time thinking of the word nice) and ggogle said, "Did you mean: mean synonym?" No google, I did not.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Monday, June 25, 2012 6:36 AM

Ok so inspiration is very lacking. Maybe you can help me put the pieces together. This isn't really a poem so much as a complete ruination of one of my favourite songs. I didn't get very far, but for some reason when you said "A world without pollen." the first thing that came to mind was John Lennon's Imagine....

Imagine there's no pollen,
That's impossible, you sigh.
No ragweed below us.
Above us it's just really up high.

Imagine there's no congestion.
It isn't hard to breathe
Nothing to take a pill or cry for.
And no antihistamines too.
Imagine all the allergies
Completely come to cease.

(and and that's as far as I got. I want to apologize for making John Lennon roll over in his grave, pound on the coffin, and begin digging his way to the surface in order to take me out for completely ruining his genius. I am truly sorry zombie Lennon, but you see it was all daveshayne's fault!)

RIONAEIRE

Monday, June 25, 2012 5:35 PM

I don't have allergies, but I know how you feel today because I have a cold, yuck.

I have Kathy Bates on speed dial, mwa ha ha ha (in exaggeratedly evil voice)

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya.

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 1:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:

(and and that's as far as I got. I want to apologize for making John Lennon roll over in his grave, pound on the coffin, and begin digging his way to the surface in order to take me out for completely ruining his genius. I am truly sorry zombie Lennon, but you see it was all daveshayne's fault!)

I don't think Lennon is a zombie more likely one of the free willed undead like a wight or a lich or somesuch.

Anyhoo you've left me the chorus so here goes:

You may say I'm a sneezer
And my nose runs on and on
But in a world without pollen
We won't have to say bless you (achoo)

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:13 AM

That's awesome. Must be shared! I love it!

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:31 AM

Saw that. And liked it on facebook.

It is going to be excruciatingly hot tomorrow. I hope my boss doesn't actually expect me to do any work. If he does he will be sorely disappointed.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, June 29, 2012 3:42 AM

I vote on quitting work and becoming writers of the poetical.

I got at least 3 likes on fb so that means that we are clearly already famous and everyone will want to by our wonderful words!

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, June 29, 2012 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I vote on quitting work and becoming writers of the poetical.

I got at least 3 likes on fb so that means that we are clearly already famous and everyone will want to by our wonderful words!

Clearly we are wasting our talents on boring work. We should start on an epic browncoat poem.

This bit will be in the middle somewhere:

Inara rushing in finery clad
Running down the catwalk
After dodging the Vixen
Through the gangway
And down the ladder

Mal on the ground
Stirring not at all
A skip in her heart
As she searches for life

A kiss of elation
As she espies breath
The taste lingers there
Of the balm of the witch
"Oh, you stupid son of a Bi...."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:39 PM

that's really very nice! are doing a single poem for each episode or mingly them together? When I am less throw -upity
I will to watch Firefly and get some new inspiration. We should also do one about all the crazy browncoatites!

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, July 1, 2012 1:12 AM

I suppose we should probably do them all in order. That's a lot of poemifyin'!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, July 11, 2012 8:06 PM

Still ruminatin' on the versification of the 'Verse. Will post some soon I'm'a hope.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, July 11, 2012 11:36 PM

OK, here is a first stab at the first bit of the first episode retold in maybe not all that great verse. There are no doubt rough spots but this is a bit of a taste.

Hearken now to tales well told
Of Feds and Reavers and Browncoats bold
Of Companions and scoundrels set into verse
We hope that our rhyming won't make it worse

A hard fighting battle in valley Serenity
Browncoats at bay their backs to the walls
Malcolm and Zoe fighting for freedom
A sergeant and corporal hearing the call

Rallying defiance in the face of great odds
Impossible accomplishment the mark of the mighty
Just a while longer and deliverance comes
In the form of air cover all gracefull and flighty

A skiff in the air raining down death
A bold plan of action to shoot it down
Brave Malcolm charges a prayer on his lips
Zoe his backup against guns all around

Uncaring of danger Mal runs for the AA gun
Zoe behind him protecting his ass
Taking the triger he trains the sights
An alliance airship explodes into gas

With great jubilation Mal calls for support
From angels on high with terrible vengeance
Bendis is cowering afraid for his life
His fear out of place too prety to die

A roar in the distance of ships in formation
Mistaken for angels by the hard pressed
Defenders of Hera atop lonely rocks
The order is given to lay down arms

Mal uncomprehending looks out on the field
An eternal instant constructed of loss
Bendis behind him too prety no more
Falls to the ground returning to dust

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, July 14, 2012 5:53 AM

Wow. That's a great start. My creative juices are all dried up at the moment. They have been sponged up by the mop of reality! However, as of about two hours ago I turned 33! SO, I'm gonna forget reality for today and maybe just maybe some of that creativity will creep back in.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, July 14, 2012 11:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Wow. That's a great start. My creative juices are all dried up at the moment. They have been sponged up by the mop of reality! However, as of about two hours ago I turned 33! SO, I'm gonna forget reality for today and maybe just maybe some of that creativity will creep back in.

Happy! Happy!
Birthday! Birthday!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

COZEN

Saturday, July 14, 2012 8:55 PM

Found you!

HBTY!

(Why does the site look different?)

KAREL

Sunday, July 15, 2012 4:37 AM

Good to see you, Coz! Welcome to fireflyfans.net v. 2.0, the Browncoat-ified edition.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

MAI

Monday, July 16, 2012 1:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by COZEN:
Found you!

HBTY!

HOLY CARP Cozen! It's been a millenia!!! How are you? And thank for the birthday happy both of you!. The site looks different because there was a hostile alien take over!

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, July 16, 2012 3:07 AM

Our alien overlords have asked me to take this time to remind everybody that they are not in fact hostile. They were just having a bad day.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Monday, July 16, 2012 3:13 AM

Sorry. You're right. They are kind and fluffly beings.

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, July 23, 2012 9:02 PM

This is the fireflyfans.net is back celebration post

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Tuesday, July 24, 2012 1:38 AM

Yay!!!!!

This is a poem about a party.
A swankified Shiny! fete.
Don't you dare be tardy!
Or by the Reavers you'll be et!

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, July 26, 2012 2:02 AM

I'm late!

Oh, no!

I've been Reaverated!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, July 28, 2012 2:41 AM

It's ok! I am here to save the day!

*throws rotten pumpkins at reavers

See, you are fine. They only chewed on the one ankle a bit.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, July 28, 2012 8:58 PM

But that was my favorite ankle!

Oops, no, no it wasn't. Twas the other one.

Phew. *wipes forehead*

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Tuesday, July 31, 2012 11:44 PM

Here I got you this shiny ankle bracelet to cover up the bit that's been chewed.

***********^^^^^@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^^^^^*************

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, August 1, 2012 1:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Here I got you this shiny ankle bracelet to cover up the bit that's been chewed.

***********^^^^^@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^^^^^*************

Ooh, Shiny! But why does it say, "Property of Achilles" on the back?

:D

:D

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Wednesday, August 1, 2012 11:54 PM

Ummm 'cause dead warriors don't need to wear ankle bracelets?

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, August 2, 2012 1:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Ummm 'cause dead warriors don't need to wear ankle bracelets?

Heel, ankle. Get it?

Anyway here is more of Serenity: The Episode poemified. This is actually a lot harder than Homer made it look.

Six years later Mal floats in space
Jayne gives him the stickyto open the vault
Wash in the cockpit with dinosaurs playing
It's boring up there it isn't his fault

This land we'll rule over proud steg exclaims
T-Rex interjects we'll call it your grave
His inevitable betrayal sudden and grim
Stegosaurus dies loudly his prayer's wont save

An alert sounds as Wash sweeps away dinos
A radar return forboding disaster
Back on the wreck the vault has full pressure
The goods are intact a veritable treasure

An Alliance cruiser bearing right down
Mal, Jayne, and Zoe in the midst of crime
Shut down the ship all but the air
Sweet Kaylee in the engine room shutting off power

On the Alliance ship Dortmunder a captain queries
The ensign replies the carier blew out
No survivors on board they may as well leave
Mal on the wreck worried they'll stop

A man on the cruiser reading his sensors
Picks up a signal residual heat
The Captain orders a full sensor sweep
Mal orders his brigands to make double time

Kaylee and wash prepare to depart
While Mal, Jayne, and Zoe bring on the goods
The Alliance captain disgusted by vultures
Prepares to arrest them before they can fly

But Mal and Wash are prepared for complications
A tricky transmitter calling false distress
The Alliance cruiser takes the proffered bait
Serenity rabbits with engine glowing success

On board Serenity Jayne celebrates their win
A bucaneers joy at booty gained
Mal undoing helmet and walking away
Admits his victory with a world weary sigh

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, August 3, 2012 1:07 AM

Wow. I am impressed! And now I have to go and watch Firefly!!!!

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, August 21, 2012 4:44 AM

Back from my Nephew's wedding. Promise i will write more epic Serenity soon.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, August 25, 2012 2:55 AM

Not more epic poem but epic in it's own way

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Monday, August 27, 2012 6:26 PM

That's probably exactly the look my baby will have... especially once she learns that there is no more Firefly!

MAI

Friday, October 5, 2012 5:55 AM

Do we need to apply the cortical electrodes to the hidey hole?

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, October 5, 2012 10:03 PM

I've got the cardiac infusers. In case you need to infuse some cardiacs.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, October 6, 2012 11:20 PM

My cardiacs are infused with 100% angora wool! However, my cardigans may need to be infused. Apparently,the midwest is already getting winter temperatures and my poor little body will not be use to that after all this time in the land that snow forgot.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, October 6, 2012 11:59 PM

Minnesotta maybe but here by the lake we are still comfortably falling. Though there is a slight possibility the temp will get down to 32 tonight. Best wear a jacket if you'll be out around three-ish.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Tuesday, October 9, 2012 4:31 AM

I don't plan to be anywhere near Minnesota, however I will be in Misery and we tend to get snow on Halloween. If we don't get snow we will thunderstorms/tornados!

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, October 9, 2012 9:26 PM

Snow on Halloween in Mazurah? I'm not quite sure I believe you.

Anyway we know what to do with snow right?

Fight!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Tuesday, October 9, 2012 9:56 PM

It's true! And we don't fight with snow! We fight with sno!!!!! (as in icky sticky coconut creme concoctions!)

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 12:17 PM

Let it sno!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, October 13, 2012 12:29 AM

Been drinking for a few hours. New I was drunk but wasn't feeling drunk. Put on some Monkees and the happy feeling is beginning to ride to buzzville.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 7:17 AM

Hey, Hey I <3 The Monkees!
It will be awhile before I can drink again, but now I feel the urge to hunt down that last train to clarksville!

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Hey, Hey I <3 The Monkees!
It will be awhile before I can drink again, but now I feel the urge to hunt down that last train to clarksville!

It'll probably be a while before I can drink again as well. I... overdid it just a bit. Family came home to all the lights on and the music blaring and me passed out. In my own bed thankfully but I can tell you Saturday was a bit grim.

"Another Pleasant Valley Sunday"

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:00 AM

Well at least it was your own bed in your own house. You could of ended up at the neighbors!!!

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:23 PM

The house to the south would probably start pouring tequilla down my throat. The hose to the north there aren't any flat surfaces that aren't covered by boxes of cookies. So, yeah, probably a good thing I didn't boozambulate.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, October 26, 2012 12:33 PM

I so would've aimed for the house to the north. Nothing helps a hangover like a healthy dose of sugar. Especially if that sugar is girl scout cookies!!!! Or are your neighbors just stocking up for the apocalypse with normal cookies?

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, October 26, 2012 7:58 PM

My northerly neighbor sells custom decorated cookies. Not sure if I'm allowed to do this but here is her etsy page http://www.etsy.com/shop/CustomCookiesbyJill I'm probably so getting in trouble for this.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, October 27, 2012 9:40 AM

wow. those are really cool!

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, November 22, 2012 1:02 PM

Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, December 13, 2012 11:07 PM

It has been far too long since I have postified here.

Not much on topicality today but I will share two things first I thought up a kick ass band name today, "Nonce Words of the Nineteen Sixties"

Second

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident