CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #46

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, June 8, 2018 04:39
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, March 22, 2013 3:56 AM (P)

Excellent voting battle again this week, but it looks like the Independents and Purplebellies alike have lost to the cannibalistic ravages of those who would eat your wife...soup... ;)

Congrats to Reaverina1985Riviera! Long time player, winner of more than a couple of rounds of Caption Tightpants, and frankly the nicest space savage you'll ever meet*

Now that we've had some comedy, let's move on to some comic-ry (what? it's a word...now...) and a little Shepherd's Tale scene just begging to be captioned (and just in time for Easter, too!)

Book(thinking): With enough spices, a man could survi--ok, who am I kidding? This mystery meal smells like crotch.

Allright, that's my best shot! Or maybe not! Either way, it's your job to do better! Make us laugh, make us cry, make us groan in pain, no matter what, we will have a winner, but how we get there is the worthier part! ;)

*no actual documentation exists to support these claims

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, March 22, 2013 1:35 PM (P)

Congrats Reaverina

Quote:

Jayne's first job

Book: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.

Jayne: It's fly soup dumb ass.

Book: Perhaps you should look for a job requiring less...public relations.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 22, 2013 5:27 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Excellent voting battle again this week, but it looks like the Independents and Purplebellies alike have lost to the cannibalistic ravages of those who would eat your wife...soup... ;)

Congrats to Reaverina1985Riviera! Long time player, winner of more than a couple of rounds of Caption Tightpants, and frankly the nicest space savage you'll ever meet*

Now that we've had some comedy, let's move on to some comic-ry (what? it's a word...now...) and a little Shepherd's Tale scene just begging to be captioned (and just in time for Easter, too!)

Book(thinking): With enough spices, a man could survi--ok, who am I kidding? This mystery meal smells like crotch.

Allright, that's my best shot! Or maybe not! Either way, it's your job to do better! Make us laugh, make us cry, make us groan in pain, no matter what, we will have a winner, but how we get there is the worthier part! ;)

*no actual documentation exists to support these claims

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CONGRATZ, REAVER!!
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Now for a screeeeam: Why do all the good bits disappear
under the right-side vertical unless the poster uses a hard
return partway across rather than letting the wrap do the
job???????????
I'm returning at around 55-60 char.

bun
edirt to add that the fly soup answer is exactly what a member
of my party got at a table in Vienna years ago. The waiter
then offered to bring "another kind of soup" if that one was
not pleasing. Must've happened a lot.

WHOZIT

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:18 PM (P)

Congrats Reav

There's an eyeball floating in my soup....I ordered "Chicken Noodle".

WHOZIT

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:24 PM (P)

The bowl is purple, that is so gay. Is this GAY soup?

WHOZIT

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:28 PM (P)

You told me this came with bread sticks, now I must kill you.

WHOZIT

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:32 PM (P)

whozit will not win this caption game either...order the grilled cheese.

WHOZIT

Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:10 PM (P)

The new NBC reality show, "Man orders Soup and then just Sits there and Stares into the Camera" was canceled after the 1st episode. The producer's naked bullet ridden body was found in a ditch outside of Fresno two days latter.

MUTT999

Saturday, March 23, 2013 6:21 PM (P)

Congratz Reav!

A bowl of soup....$3.
A spy camera for an eye....$20,000.
Looking like Rick James....priceless!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 23, 2013 11:24 PM (P)

BOOK: Wife soup? I told you I never married.

bun

WHOZIT

Sunday, March 24, 2013 1:03 AM (P)

No Goldfish Crakers?

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Sunday, March 24, 2013 3:08 AM (P)

I won? I didn't have a speech prepaired, but I'd like to thank...
*drowned out by orchestra*

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

PRESS RELEASE: In a stunning turn of events, Joss Whedon announces that Shepard Book WILL return in the next Serenity movie and that he will be played by fellow member of "The Cancelled By Fox" club, Hermes Conrad.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, March 24, 2013 5:37 PM (P)

Joel? Joel McHale?

bun
dunno whether to eat it or check into detox...

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, March 25, 2013 4:07 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
I won? I didn't have a speech prepaired, but I'd like to thank...
*drowned out by orchestra*

that's funny

WHOZIT

Monday, March 25, 2013 9:34 PM (P)

I signed up the both of us for "Karaoke", you like Barry Manilow?

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 26, 2013 2:16 AM (P)

...Arm-twisted into doing the Empty Bowls thing again...

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:23 PM (P)

Quote:

Tonight on season 1063 of The Taste,celebrity guest star, Shepherd Book

MUTT999

Tuesday, March 26, 2013 5:07 PM (P)

Book: "I'll be damned, they ARE magically delicious!"

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:01 PM (P)

You don't make soup; it makes you

bun

WHOZIT

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 10:02 PM (P)

...and when I was done their blood soaked bodys littered the street, how was your day?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, March 28, 2013 4:54 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:

BOOK: Wife soup? I told you I never married.

bun

If it were up to me only (like in the Captions-that-were days), this would be it. So...that's the bar, Captioneers. Top it. ;)

BWAH!

TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, March 28, 2013 4:55 AM (P)

BOOK: I don't care what you believe, just pass the salt.

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 28, 2013 6:21 PM (P)

Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere, TCM.
But truly, there are far better upthread...

O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>

Now on his own, Book was reduced to living on what he could
pick up writing restaurant reviews.

bun
The ambience could politely be described as "industrial,"
the service was deplorable, and when I ordered a Shiraz to go
with the oxtail soup, they brought me a corky Roo's Revenge that
must have come along in the Great Escape from Earth That Was...

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 30, 2013 1:38 AM (P)

Hooked on “Game of Scones,” he discovers on the eve of
Season Three that this new assignment is on a world without
Transmission.

bun
House Bannock

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 1, 2013 11:50 PM (P)

“Can’t even get a decent bowl of gruel on this godforsaken dirtball”

bun
not so good
primarily for bumping
drop the chocolate bunnies and caption!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, April 3, 2013 2:03 AM (P)

We'll start the dessert by softening one 8-oz. package of cream cheese..

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, April 4, 2013 4:16 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere, TCM.

Why? Will it sound like a train whistle? I could use a good train whistle.
:P

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, April 5, 2013 8:49 PM (P)

Everybody is at Rick's again?

bun

TCM my ear is so tiny that only a wee doggie would hear a whistle from it.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, April 6, 2013 7:51 PM (P)

For the winner of the Gross Food Challenge - -
a second bowl of tofurtle soup!!!

bun
yummalicious

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, April 7, 2013 10:05 PM (P)

With the passage of each artificial day he wished more
ervently that he'd gone on the ship with the pretty
girl out front.

bun
applause for MANATEE, who is suddenly in the news as a Shade of Grey
04.08 edited to fix lousy writing, a little...

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 8, 2013 1:15 AM (P)

LOL, MANATEE. My daughter had a pet gopher snake named Fluffy. Of course.

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I asked for a fingerbowl. This has a spoon in it. And no fingers.
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>>I claim prior use! Who do I sue? Any hungry lawyers lurking here?

I think the lawyers already collected for threatening the store which
called the big dresses "Manatee."
Sheesh. Coulda called 'em "Whale..."

bun
Call me Manta Ray: wide and flat.

MUTT999

Monday, April 8, 2013 2:55 PM (P)

Book: "Waiter, there's soup in my fly. Seriously, I just spilled some in my lap!"

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 8, 2013 5:42 PM (P)

Cracking up at Mutt and The Man.

The Mos Eisley replication was somehow lacking in nuance.

bun

RYCE

Monday, April 8, 2013 5:47 PM (P)

Book contemplated the ever-tricky conundrum of how to eat soup with only one chopstick.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

WHOZIT

Tuesday, April 9, 2013 9:56 PM (P)

Doris had heard that Gus was cheap, but was really surprised that on their first (and last) date, he took her to "Soup of the Day" at the Fresno Mall food court.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Thursday, April 11, 2013 2:15 PM (P)

Quote:

Cook: Gorramit Book. This is the fifth bowl of soup sent back today. Put on the hairnet or your fired.

WHOZIT

Thursday, April 11, 2013 8:30 PM (P)

Try the meatloaf, sometimes they make it out of real meat.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, April 12, 2013 4:17 AM (P)

Procrastinate. Or start your taxes.

bun

MUTT999

Friday, April 12, 2013 3:04 PM (P)

Book: "Hmmm, what's written at the bottom of the bowl....?"
*This soup is protected under copyright law by 20th Century Fox. Only authorized eaters are to partake in it's goodness.*

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, April 12, 2013 10:32 PM (P)

As he struggled to finish the soup he began to
wonder if he were a test subject or merely paranoid.

bun
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15761167

WHOZIT

Friday, April 12, 2013 11:18 PM (P)

I've finished my stew

So now I will poo

That's what I do

When I finish my stew.....I'm out

WHOZIT

Friday, April 12, 2013 11:23 PM (P)

My name is Bob Marley not Jacob Marley you fucking idiot, you're thinking "A Chirstmas Carol".

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 15, 2013 2:35 AM (P)

He wondered how far back in time he'd have to go to
find the day when this blasted "music" didn't play
everybloominwhere.

bun

WHOZIT

Monday, April 15, 2013 10:46 PM (P)

I've decided to become a Super Hero, want to be my sidekick?

WHOZIT

Monday, April 15, 2013 10:51 PM (P)

Coming up next on Hobo News at 5, I'm going to eat all this soup then pee in the bowl. We'll be right back.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, April 17, 2013 9:43 PM (P)

Coming up next on "Good Morning Fresno", Chef Iggy Muckenfuss will show us how to make tasty soup out of roadkill and dead pets, don't go away we'll be right back.

WHOZIT

Thursday, April 18, 2013 9:21 PM (P)

I'm going to barf in the alley then order desert, I'm thinking pudding.

MUTT999

Friday, April 19, 2013 4:57 PM (P)

"You think I can't see you? Sitting there at your desk. Coffee cup. Post-Its. Watching out for the boss. Oh, I see you. Nice shirt by the way."

WHOZIT

Saturday, April 20, 2013 3:15 PM (P)

...and I'm loving it's cheesey goodness.

WHOZIT

Saturday, April 20, 2013 3:26 PM (P)

So um...how about that weather huh, it's been...ya know..um...wet?

Steve's first date with Rose was to say the least...awkward.

WHOZIT

Monday, April 22, 2013 9:32 PM (P)

This old man, he played two, he played knick knack on my shoe. His body was found in a dumpster the next day.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 3:51 AM (P)

You get no bread with one. meat. ball.

bun

WHOZIT

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:41 PM (P)

I want to dance! I want to spin! I want to laugh again!

MUTT999

Wednesday, April 24, 2013 2:28 PM (P)

Book: "Let's see what my Alpha-Bits are spelling out: TIME..FOR..A..VOTE...Hmmm, what does that mean?"

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, April 24, 2013 5:55 PM (P)

Here we go, Facebook! What I had for lunch! :;-)

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, April 26, 2013 2:24 AM (P)

This is *not* a Cosmopolitan.

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, April 28, 2013 8:03 PM (P)

Someday life won't be so chaotic for me...in the meanwhile...

SHINY VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1140009&pollalign=
center

Go vote for you TWO(2) most favorite jing zi captions!

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, April 29, 2013 4:09 PM (P)

Vote Bump

Lots of shiny choices this round

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, May 1, 2013 4:42 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:
Vote Bump

Lots of shiny choices this round

Thank you, BOBSC for the bumping assistance.
For newbs and faint of heart, for whozit fans and the MALadjusted, go here:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1140009&pollalign=
center

Vote for two.

Return here.

Post a bumper.

Watch the thread float up to the top like a _________________(supply your own simile here).

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Thursday, May 2, 2013 3:48 PM (P)

You know the drill

VOTE

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 4, 2013 9:21 PM (P)

Thanking all the bumpers.
Adding my own.

bun

WHOZIT

Sunday, May 5, 2013 10:47 PM (P)

Bump, not looking good for yours truly.

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, May 6, 2013 11:19 PM (P)

bump-alicious

bun

MUTT999

Friday, May 10, 2013 3:27 PM (P)

I don't care what you believe in, just BUMP!

JJ

Thursday, June 7, 2018 10:25 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Excellent voting battle again this week, but it looks like the Independents and Purplebellies alike have lost to the cannibalistic ravages of those who would eat your wife...soup... ;)

Congrats to Reaverina1985Riviera! Long time player, winner of more than a couple of rounds of Caption Tightpants, and frankly the nicest space savage you'll ever meet*

Now that we've had some comedy, let's move on to some comic-ry (what? it's a word...now...) and a little Shepherd's Tale scene just begging to be captioned (and just in time for Easter, too!)

Book(thinking): With enough spices, a man could survi--ok, who am I kidding? This mystery meal smells like crotch.

Allright, that's my best shot! Or maybe not! Either way, it's your job to do better! Make us laugh, make us cry, make us groan in pain, no matter what, we will have a winner, but how we get there is the worthier part! ;)

*no actual documentation exists to support these claims

T

WHOZIT

Friday, June 8, 2018 4:39 AM (P)

I remember this game...I lost