CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #47

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 23:44
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, May 10, 2013 5:05 PM

So, long time player, and probably the biggest reason this game has kept flyin' for all these years, FLORALBUNNY, has won our latest round!

Congrats, Bun!

The best part is that it ties in real nice with the prior week's winning entry!

Now, then, I'm lacking on time today, so without further ado, our favorite pilot...

WASH: Palm fronds are not palm friends...

Yep, I started out weak this week, so it can only get better from here, right? Go for it!

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, May 10, 2013 6:57 PM

Well, thanks a heap, TCM and fellow captioners. Takes a bunch of us to keep it going, though. Everybody pile on!

bun

Got nothing yet. Still in shock.

WHOZIT

Friday, May 10, 2013 10:56 PM

Congrats BUNNY

Alan's 4 Star Miami Hotel room came with a spitting hooker.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, May 11, 2013 9:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TENTHCREWMEMBER:

Wash, in Old Southern Belle voice: Oh my, I do declare, I do believe I have the vapors.

Zoe (O.S): Honey, when I told you "to get in touch with your feminine side",
I meant "I'm your feminine side, get your hind quarters into our bunk".

Wash, still southern belle voice: Why I never!

MUTT999

Saturday, May 11, 2013 3:52 PM

Gratz Buns!!

Alan: "Phew! I'm okay. He promised not to kill me off."

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, May 12, 2013 7:10 PM

Oy, MUTT, a winner already??

WASH: It's a remedy from Triumph: athletic sock full of foliage on the achey spot.

bun

lame, but a bumper nonetheless

WHOZIT

Sunday, May 12, 2013 10:55 PM

Picture of Alan getting the news that "Suburatory" hasn't been canceled....yet.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, May 13, 2013 2:13 AM

Wash:: Gosling juggling accident. Barely escaped with my life. True story! Hand to God!

BWAH!
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MUTT999

Monday, May 13, 2013 2:23 PM

Wash: "...and then he grabbed the dinosaur out of my hand and started ranting about someone named Beyonce. What the HELL is a Beyonce?"

WHOZIT

Monday, May 13, 2013 9:42 PM

Here is Alan in a scene from his new TV Action/Adventure/Comedy/Police Drama series, "The Adventures of Biff Huggenkiss Certified Public Accountant". In it he plays Biff Huggenkiss a Miami based C.P.A. who fights crime in his spare time in a red jumpsuit...because he's nutz.

WHOZIT

Monday, May 13, 2013 11:26 PM

...so I said, don't you know who I am? Then he said, didn't you play the homo in "28 Days"? So I hit him in the fist with my head.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 3:26 AM

Way to go Bun. Great caption

Wash: Figures. We finally go to the crappy town where I'm a hero, and I still get beat up.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 11:56 PM

Alan will never forget all the great times he had working with Nathan, like the time he bounced a coffee mug off his forehead.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 3:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

...so I said, don't you know who I am? Then he said, didn't you play the homo in "28 Days"? So I hit him in the fist with my head.

LoL! Reminds me of:

Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?

Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.

Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

BWAH!
TCM

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 6:55 PM

The eyebrow piercing didn't go well...

bun

WHOZIT

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:45 PM

Scene from "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"

Here's famous charcter actor Alan Tudyk sitting in his fabulous Southern California home, waitting for the pee stick from his girlfriends pregnancy test to read + or -.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 11:42 PM

Alan is not happy with his new gig as host of the new GSN game show "Flick the Booger".

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:33 PM

Alan loves working for Joss in "Murbles' Agents of T.R.O.L.L." but sweats out the delivery of each week's script.

bun

WHOZIT

Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:01 PM

Alan quickly regretted admitting that he'd "fuck anything" while being interviewed on the 700 Club.

WHOZIT

Friday, May 17, 2013 9:53 PM

The 5 Alarm Chili not only made Alan sweat but the fart ripped a hole in the chair, the resturants patrons were safely evacuated.

WHOZIT

Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:39 PM

Did "I" leave a flaming bag of poo on your porch? Why do you ask?

MUTT999

Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:42 PM

Wash: "...and then she threw a D battery at me, Mal. Where did she find a..oh,wait..never mind."

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, May 19, 2013 9:07 PM

Overwhelmed by relief, WASH used the fearsome brow sponge on himself.

bun

let's get some quality bumpers up here...pls?

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, May 20, 2013 6:47 PM

I tried killing Jayne with my brain. He threw a boot at me.

WHOZIT

Monday, May 20, 2013 11:53 PM

Since the accident Alan still can not remember 2011 or why he still wears the jumpsuit.

MUTT999

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 2:42 PM

Wash: "Knock! Knock!"

Zoe: "Who's there?"

Wash: "Felon."

Zoe: "Felon who?"

Wash: "Felon my head and it hurts like hell!"

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 3:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

"OK, OK, Zoe... If you'll get out the slinky dress for me to wear, I'll go borrow Mal's pretty floral bonnet."

WHOZIT

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 9:44 PM

Alan didn't know that frogs explode.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, May 22, 2013 9:35 PM

Wash: You threw a washcloth at my head!

Zoe: Yes, I had to show you.

Wash: But... you threw a washcloth at my head.

Zoe: And you caught it. Only a man called 'Wash' could have caught it. Now back to the watching me bathe, shall we?

Wash: Oh! right...

BWAH!
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WHOZIT

Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:10 PM

While guest hosting "Wake Up Miami" Alan learned that guest Cobie Smulders + Low Cut Dress = On Air Boner.

Alan was asked to stay away from the buffet table.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:46 PM

Alan's kiddie show "Uncle Alan's Fun House" was canceled after Tickles the Clown Mr Mailbox on live TV.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, May 23, 2013 5:30 PM

Mal won't accept Badger's offer of "Botox" as barter without testing it on a volunteer.

bun

WHOZIT

Friday, May 24, 2013 9:25 PM

Actor Alan Tudyk for SCHLONGNEX Testicle Cream

Side Effects may include Sweating, smurking and an urge to buy Palm Trees.

Always consult your Doctor and the Gardening Department at Home Depot before using SCHLONGNEX.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 25, 2013 6:53 PM

I was halfway through making dinner when pirates barged in and took the printer!

bun

the cake was as chocolate-y as he could make it

WHOZIT

Sunday, May 26, 2013 12:34 PM

"Entertainment Tonight" cameras find Alan at home on a lazy Saturday afternoon talking about his roll in the up coming Dodgeball 2, and draining the pus from his head wound.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, May 26, 2013 9:32 PM

spelchek much whozit? or not?

bun

WHOZIT

Sunday, May 26, 2013 9:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
spelchek much whoit? or not?

bun

Booger

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, May 26, 2013 11:04 PM

pus galore

bun

observer of Muphry's Law

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 4:30 PM

After holiday bump

WHOZIT

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 7:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
spelchek much whozit? or not?

bun

Oh it's "pus" not "puss", I fixxed it thanks. Still gross

MUTT999

Saturday, June 1, 2013 4:56 PM

Wash: "Bump."

Zoe: "I can see."

Wash: "No, I mean this thread. Bump."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 2:00 PM

Mutt, that may be the best in-thread caption ever! LoL!

Okay folks, last chance for submissions before voting is set. I shall do my best to get that set up between tonight and tomorrow.

As usual, narrowing it down will be tough! I certainly have the wittiest crew of tightpantsers!

BWAH!
TCM

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RYCE

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 11:55 PM

Wash: Note to self, baby emu's are not the same as goslings! Their mother's doth protest too much!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

WHOZIT

Friday, June 14, 2013 9:39 PM

Fed up with with Speed Dating Alan trys Speed Farting, the Palm Tree in the back ground was found dead the following day.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, June 20, 2013 6:09 AM

Somehow I forgot to do this one, teensy weensy, tiny, nearly insignificant thing:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1140459&pollalign=
center

Sorry! Please don't start a book club and torture me with readings of Shan Yu!
Oh, and vote. Get your friends to vote. Get strangers to vote. Get weirders and odders and bizarres and uncannys to vote too! ;)

BWAH!
TCM

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NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Thursday, June 20, 2013 10:28 AM

Vote firsties! How weird a feeling is that?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, June 22, 2013 12:16 PM

VOTING BUMP! (sorry Wash, just put some ice on it...)

BWAH!
TCM

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PDCHARLES

Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:41 PM

WASH: I guess this IS the wrong crowd.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 11:44 PM

Dang...too bad you didn't get that in before voting PDCharles! Nice one!

BWAH!
TCM

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