THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME ROUND #127 -
POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Friday, August 2, 2013 18:19
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Greetings to one and all!!
Here we go - kicking off another new round!
first off, the winner of last round was none other than the creator of the original caption game...
TENTHCREWMEMBER!!
JOSS: Make it STRANGER! Make it WEIRDER! ODDER! More BIZARRE! UNCANNY!!!
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CONGRATS!
And as always a big shout out to everyone who has taken part over the last... 8-9 years?!?!
This round we stretch out a bit, finding Zoe in a less-than-savoury situation with someone who might not think the same....
MADS (HANNIBAL): "So my darling, are you enjoying this dinner scene? what might you be doing afterwards?"
GINA (thinking):"He knows that i'm married to Lawrence, who is sitting RIGHT ACROSS THE TABLE, right?!?"
LAWRENCE (thinking): "...ohhh boy...here it comes...beware the pinky finger!"
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Way to go TCM
Morpheus- Blue pill Red pill whatever. Which one gets me out of here.
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Congratz TCM! Good one!
Hannibal: "You do realize you married food for a year, don't you?"
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Congrats TCM
Um...which one of you is running their foot up and down my leg?
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Are you enjoying the rabbit? I killed it with my bare hands.
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After dessert we'll go into the basement and I'll show you my torcher chamber, I just had it painted.
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After dinner I say we open another bottle of wine, step out onto the balconey and vomit on pedestrians.
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Joss Whedon's reboot of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" begins with a lovely dinner party, but ends with blood EVERYWHERE!
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Originally posted by CUNNINGORANGETOQUE:
Hannibal: I've been thinking about a new type of soup...
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Hannibal: "If I bring up Cowboy Curtis, will he stab me in the throat?"
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After dinner we should retreat to the study and...
A) ...play a spirited game of Chutes and Ladders
B) ...you can watch me bang the house keeper
C) ...watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape
D) ...have cake and ice cream
Pick your favorite punch line and submit it for voting.
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Quote:
Originally posted by CUNNINGORANGETOQUE:
Greetings to one and all!!
Here we go - kicking off another new round!
first off, the winner of last round was none other than the creator of the original caption game...
TENTHCREWMEMBER!!
JOSS: Make it STRANGER! Make it WEIRDER! ODDER! More BIZARRE! UNCANNY!!!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
CONGRATS!
And as always a big shout out to everyone who has taken part over the last... 8-9 years?!?!
Thank you for all the shiny votes! Was kind of exciting to win a caption contest!
Now I know how my players feel! ;)
And in that regards, thanks to everyone who make both games so much shiny fun.
Whether you just started with us, or have been here since...uh...2004 is when
my game started...wow...we have certainly only had success because of YOU, the
players, voters and stalker---err---readers of our games!
Xie xie, to all the Browncoats who have made, and continue to make, this
community the best there is!

That awkward moment when your dinner host brings up your steamy sex
scene in front of your husband as if he wasn't in the room.
BWAH!
TCM
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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/
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I want to be a role model for the youth of America.
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I made my millions making ill fitting dress shirts, I personaly made the one I'm wearing now.
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After I learned the same Fox exec that canceled Firefly, later green lit those terrible Matrix sequels, I knew I had to invited the two of you over for my special meal.
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Hannibal: "Dessert is Lapin Floral. Don't ask."
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After FOX canceled "Firefly" I stole that lamp from their props department.
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Lawrence (thinking): Huh, didn't think I'd like lady fingers. Wonder how he gets them so crunchy?
BWAH! 
TCM
*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/
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Lawrence: I swear if says he prefers dark meat, I'm stabbing him with my fork.
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Hannibal: "...and believe it or not, I actually saw a Firefly related thread! Yeah! I know!!"
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Superman, Batman, Star Trek and coming soon Star Wars, arn't you fed up with reboots.
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WAY TO GO TCM, THE ONLY AND OBVIOUS BESTEST WINNER.
Hannibal: "Dessert is Lapin Floral. Don't ask."
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non, non, m'sieur! c'est lapin AGILE, s'il vous plait.
Gah, I can't even take a month among the Rimworlds without coming back to a dire mess.
Have a flippin' strawberry...
bun
still half-blind but I can SMELL you coming!
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I'm going to eat the winner of this caption game.
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Hannibal: "And remember, PLEASE don't call Michael Bolton."
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Bump
bun
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I am the "REAL" Slim Shady...more wine?
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I'll be serving TWINKIES after dinner, besides being a brilliant loonatic I'm also cheap.
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Originally posted by MUTT999:
Hannibal: "And remember, PLEASE don't call Michael Bolton."
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CLASSIC HOST INSECURITY:
Excuse me, but does this fat make my food look...?
bun
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The Royals just had a baby, or as I call them...veal.
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Originally posted by whozit:
The Royals just had a baby, or as I call them...veal.
Oh man! Just hurt myself laughing at this one. Instant classic!
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IT'S VOTING TIME!!!
VOTE FOR TWO - VOTING WILL BE UP UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY, WHEN A NEW ROUND WILL BE UP!!
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, where are you going to be tomorow morning, say around 5 a.m.?
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Good food, good company, I can sum up this dinner party in one word...diarrhea.
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Most people don't know that I put myself thru collage staring in gay porn.
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Most people call this Meatloaf, I call it "evidence".
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Y'all vote!! Don't need to have a caption in the contest to exhibit your tested and subtle taste. Just hop on the link and vote early and often, as we like to say. Then post a little bumper here to keep the thread up front where all will notice it's voting time.
bun
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