THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME ROUND #128 - Throwing Down the Hammer!
POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 8, 2013 22:28
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Hello one and all!!
A new round awaits!
First off, the winner of the previous round is...
WHOZIT!!!

The Royals just had a baby, or as I call them...veal.
/\/\/\/\/\/\
CONGRATS!!! I'd say it was side-splitting, but that might get the attention of Mr.Lecter...
And now a new round!!
Let us see what you make of this adorable couple!! (I expect many, may puns...)
'Try as they might, as soon as the music started that night, Tom and Nathan - while trying to stay under the radar - were anything but Loki...'
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I just want to thank all the little people who made this possible *sniff*
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Tom) I've brought you to a gay bar!
Nathan) WHAT! I can't hear you over the music!
Tom) I SAID I'VE BROUGHT YOU TO A GAY BAR!
Nathan) A CROWBAR?!
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Major congratz to WHOZIT, a well deserved win! (That caption still cracks me up!)
Tom: "So Nate, have you always had that laughing head attached to your back?"
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Thanks again everyone 

Nathan) Tom, can you be my wing man tonight?
Tom) Sure.
Nathan) Tell all the woman I'm a major Hollywood Star.
Tom) So you want me to lie?
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Still photo from Nathan's up coming film "Gee, I hope I get laid"
Photo copyright 2013 20th Century Fox
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Way to go Whosit. Great caption
Loki: Let me guess, the "Hammer" is in your pants. My brother tells the same joke.
Captain Hammer: Squeee, Thor knows my joke.
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Nathan: "Okay, in one hand I have the keys to my hotel room. In the other, a flash drive of Joss singing calypso favorites. Pick a hand......."
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Nathan) There's nothing but guys in this club.
Tom) You want to get out of here?
Nathan) Yea, you know a place around here where we can find some girls who want to have a good time?
Tom) There's an Abortion Clinic down the block.
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GRATZ, WHOZIT!
Quote:
Originally posted by CUNNINGORANGETOQUE:
Hello one and all!!
A new round awaits!
First off, the winner of the previous round is...
WHOZIT!!!
The Royals just had a baby, or as I call them...veal.
/\/\/\/\/\/\
CONGRATS!!! I'd say it was side-splitting, but that might get the attention of Mr.Lecter...
And now a new round!!
Let us see what you make of this adorable couple!! (I expect many, may puns...)
'Try as they might, as soon as the music started that night, Tom and Nathan - while trying to stay under the radar - were anything but Loki...'
TH (stalking around): SAY MY NAME!
NF: NOT WITHOUT YOUR EXTENSIONS. YOU SAY MINE!
bun
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Still photo of Nathan guest staring in the new Showtime series "Let's beat the Shit out of Mitch."
Photo copyright 2013 Showtime
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Tom: "..So even though I'm not in the next Avengers, Joss promised me a juicy role in his next project, Serenity 2. Nate? Why are you laughing. Nate?
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ba-hump
bun
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Nathan) I think someone put ectacy in my drink.
Tom) You sure? What makes you think thank that.
Nathan) You look like THOR.
Tom) ...um...Yea, you're stoned for sure!
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Nathan) I just flushed my cellphone down the toilet.
Tom) What, on purpose?
Nathan) Yea!
Tom) You're a wildman!
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TOM: "Bad Horse gonna make me his mare." Really?
NATHAN: Just a little joke we have on set. Say it to Joss and see what happens.
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NATHAN coaches TOM in the Full Gallic Shrug, a necessity in the toolkit of any working actor.
bun
cringe, cringe, bump, bump...
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A REbar?
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Nathan) I am the worlds biggest Gnome.
Tom) You wasted?
Nathan) I can thrash anyone in this Pub with my magic Gnome Knuckels.
Tom) You're totally wasted!
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Proving that time travel is possible, here's Nathan appearing in the 1985 teenage sex comedy "Can't Stand the Music". In it he plays Mr Furburger the High School's math teacher who volunteers to chaperone the schools big dance. In this scene he gets drunk and does nothing funny.
Film critic Rodger Ebert wrote, "This film is so bad it may give me jaw cancer....and I'm fat"
Photo copyright 1985 20th Century Fox
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VOTING TIME!!
VOTE FOR TWO - THE NEW ROUND WILL BE UP AND RUNNING NEXT MONDAY!!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1141089&sparkKey=67
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BUMP!~
bun
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bump it up
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Ba-hump!
bun
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"Bump!"

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Originally posted by MUTT999:
oopy-boop, baby bump
bun
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more bumpy-bump
Let's get this thing done before Morena pops
bun
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Nate: "Yup, the search party finally found CunningOrangeToque. He was in a shed in his neighbor's backyard making action figures out of marshmallows, listening to the greatest hits of Slim Whitman."
Tom: "I love Slim Whitman!"
Nate: "Not the point Tom....not the point."
Bump************
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"Marshmallow Men in Pointy Hats"
Friday Night at 10 p.m. on NBC
NBC: We Suck
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