CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #50
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, November 21, 2013 11:35
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BOOKONBOARDCOMPUTERSYSTEM has returned to winning ways with a sure-to-be-classic entry! Congrats, BOBSC!
So wait, does that mean Wash is undead now? Maybe it's a subhumanly fashion? LoL! Anyway, here's a little scene from the Serenity: Downtime comic with Jayne and Simon (and, if you look close: Kaylee and Book, too!)
SIMON: Now, Jayne, what'd I tell you about touching my sister?
JAYNE(shakily): That...that...it was manly and...and...and impulsive?
SIMON: Yes, only the exact words I used was: Don't.
Ok, Captioneers, put on your Tightpants and have good caption!
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Thanks to those who voted
Jayne: Oh crap Doc. My John Thomas did pop off.
Simon: I warned you about all that time in your bunk.
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Congrats BOBSC
Jayne) Where are you going to stick me with that?
Simon) In a fleshy part.
Jayne) Which fleshy part?
Simon) Your right testical.
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Gratz BOBSC!
Jayne: "Doc, this gonna hurt?!"
Simon: "Just a tiny prick."
Jayne: "Well, yeah, I know. But the needle, is it gonna hurt?!"
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Simon: "I can't find my small needles, so this huge one will have to do."
Kaylee: "Shepherd, did you.....?
Book: "I'll put 'em back tomorrow. Lord knows we need a laugh now and then!"
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Book) This is better then that puppet show we saw at the carnival last week.
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Simon) The warning lable says to seek medical attention if it lasts for more than four hours.
Jayne) Just wait a few more minutes! It may go down by itself!
Book) You usually have to pay good money to see great comedy like this.
Kaylee) Wow, Jayne should have to get a permit for that thing.
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Honestly people, does this even NEED a caption?
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Jayne: It's itchy
Simon: Congratulations, forth venereal disease this month. One more punch on your card and the next one is free.
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Simon: "So, you say you're still seeing speech bubbles when you talk to others?"
Jayne: "No! No! I'm fine! Not seein' them anymore Doc, I'm good!"
Kaylee: "Jayne never could lie worth a lick!"
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"Doc, your moon brained sister glued my hand to my crotch"
"No,she glued your hand. What happened after that is on you."
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Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemCom:
"Doc, your moon brained sister glued my hand to my crotch"
"No,she glued your hand. What happened after that is on you."
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Jayne: "You said you was gonna be gentle!"
Simon: "I said next time I wasn't going to be!"
Kaylee: "Wha?"
Book: "Uhh... it's best not to pass judgement too soon."
Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay
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There once was a man named Jayne,
who told the good Doc of his pain.
When Jayne started cryin',
the Doc said, "I'm not lyin',
but I'm gonna have fun finding a vein!"
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Good stuff! Keep 'em comin' for a few more days, then voting time!
BWAH! 
TCM
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Jayne) Please do not touch my dick
Simon) Fine then, I will not touch your dick
Kaylee) I looks like Simon will not touch his dick
Book) I'm glad that he is not going to touch his dick
Vote for most God awful caption EVER!
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VOTING TIME!!!
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Curious, has Caption Tightpants finally been pulled up and buckled? Seems many of the regular submitters were awol this round. :(
BWAH! 
TCM
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None of my brilliant captions are in the running but I voted anyway.
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Curious, has Caption Tightpants finally been pulled up and buckled? Seems many of the regular submitters were awol this round. :(
BWAH!
TCM
Could be there were only so many penis jokes we could come up with. And that might not be a bad thing. :)
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Sean) None of whozit's captions have been nominated, so I'm going to shove this thing up your penis.
Adam) NO!
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Guess there was still one left lol
I did enjoy your "seek medical attention" one
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Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemCom:Quote:
Curious, has Caption Tightpants finally been pulled up and buckled? Seems many of the regular submitters were awol this round. :(
BWAH!
TCM
Could be there were only so many penis jokes we could come up with. And that might not be a bad thing. :)
I reckon you have a point there, but then again, in the past people have been able to avoid the obvious, so I guess I was hoping for some of that.
*shrug*
BWAH!

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I reckon you have a point there, but then again, in the past people have been able to avoid the obvious, so I guess I was hoping for some of that.
*shrug*
True, but with that pic it was hard... See it happened again.
It's always fun regardless. Thanks for keeping it alive for so long.
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True, but with that pic it was hard... See it happened again.
It's always fun regardless. Thanks for keeping it alive for so long.
You're welcome. Sorry I haven't been as diligent with it as in the past, but life really has a habit of being in the way.
New round coming up though...keepin' it flyin' ;)
BWAH!

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