CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #52

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, March 24, 2014 10:27
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, January 31, 2014 9:00 AM

In an alternate ending to the game, I voted myself the winner, however, we're going with what aired... :P

Congrats to BOBSC! Another classic winning entry!

Now give a hand for a Leaves on the Wind image and help the newest Serenity stories set sail...by captioning one!

MAL(OS): Y'all see the girl stepping out of the spaceship with the really big wrench? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kind of out of our way and she demanded we come in the first place. Kaylee's lookin' to "fix" some folk. So really it's her will y'all should worry about thwarting. Cut him down.
Patron(OS): The doctor is kind of a bitch.
Kaylee: Yeah, but he's MY bitch...SO CUT HIM THE HELL DOWN!!!

Go on, give it your best!

MUTT999

Saturday, February 1, 2014 3:17 AM

Congratz BOBSC! Classic.

Kaylee: "Okay, who hit me with that stale Twinkie?!"

RYCE

Saturday, February 1, 2014 4:24 AM

Kaylee: To hell with this. I'm gonna live!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

WHOZIT

Sunday, February 2, 2014 12:54 AM

Congrats BOBSC

This wrench isn't heavy, it's made of alumino...alumimium...alumi...it isn't heavy.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Sunday, February 2, 2014 11:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Kaylee: Ok, waste disposal system's fixed, and on a side note: no more ruttin' Mexican food for Jayne, EVER!

ANONYMOUSE

Sunday, February 2, 2014 8:31 PM

As always, I'm lost in admiration. All these captions are hilarious!

RYCE

Sunday, February 2, 2014 11:45 PM

Kaylee: You want to meet the real me now?

OR

Kaylee: No power in the 'verse can stop me!

ALLMANNEROFSTOOPID

Monday, February 3, 2014 3:21 PM

Quote:

Kaylee: "Jayne's always acting like he has the biggest nuts on Serenity. Well......"

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, February 4, 2014 1:56 AM

My thanks to those who voted.

Book: On second thought, I may grab another transport.

Kaylee: I SAID YOU'RE GONNA COME WITH US

WHOZIT

Tuesday, February 4, 2014 4:17 AM

Which one of you douchebags is Peyton Manning?

RYCE

Tuesday, February 4, 2014 10:24 AM

Kaylee: There were space monkeys.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

MUTT999

Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:08 PM

Kaylee: "Go ahead. Mention strawberries or batteries again. I dare you."

WHOZIT

Wednesday, February 5, 2014 3:58 AM

"Firefly" episode 15 titled; "Kaylee buys a really big wrench with tape on it", was so awfull that Joss had the film destroyed and fired the writer...his own brother.

RYCE

Monday, February 10, 2014 3:21 AM

Kaylee: *bump* or the strawberry gets it!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

LUATH

Monday, February 10, 2014 6:39 PM

It may not run on batteries, but it's been twixt my nethers...

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 13, 2014 8:39 PM

Wow! O.O We've got some great captions! Keep 'em comin'!

Kaylee: I said...I'm not talkin' to you right now, Cap'n!!!
Mal(OS): *gulp!*

BWAH!
TCM

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, February 18, 2014 9:09 PM

*bump* (from a whack on the head with a wrench...) ;)

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

MUTT999

Tuesday, February 18, 2014 9:27 PM

Kaylee: "PMS? I'll show you freakin' PMS!!"

PEACEKEEPER

Tuesday, February 18, 2014 9:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

River, I'll trade you for Simon. This is Buttkiss, she is my very favourite wrench!!! A Capisan38 engine tried to kill me once and I fixed it with this.!!

With the grace of age, commander, we learn to accept.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, February 19, 2014 4:11 AM

When you're a spy sometimes you...wait, wrong show.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:35 AM

I have had it with these motherhumping monkeys on my motherhumping transport

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Thursday, February 20, 2014 9:25 PM

Which one of you took the teddy bear off of my overalls?

WHOZIT

Tuesday, February 25, 2014 3:33 AM

Kaylee was the only one prepared for the Zombie ivasion.

RYCE

Friday, February 28, 2014 8:58 PM

Kaylee: BWAH

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

WHOZIT

Saturday, March 1, 2014 7:46 PM

Little known fact, Kaylee hates stray cats.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 4, 2014 9:45 PM

Lookin' good, Tightpantsers! I'll be looking to get voting up here in a few days, so if you've got those last minute unbeatable shiny captions saved, now's the time to use 'em! For example:

KAYLEE: I like smackin' 'em!

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

RYCE

Wednesday, March 5, 2014 1:46 AM

Kaylee: Cap' said that was the last time with cows. Dong ma?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

MUTT999

Wednesday, March 5, 2014 8:14 PM

Kaylee: "This ain't nothin'. You should see my Vise-Grips!"

WHOZIT

Monday, March 10, 2014 6:30 AM

The new FOX game show, "Get the answer wrong and you'll get hit with a really big wrench by a girl in green overalls" is a big hit in the middle east.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, March 10, 2014 11:15 AM

Kaylee: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock? I say wrench beats them all!

Now go vote to see who wins our version of one-upmanship!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1142497&pollalign=
center

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, March 15, 2014 7:36 PM

VOTE BUMP!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1142497&pollalign=
center

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Sunday, March 16, 2014 7:02 PM

When I was looking in the couch cushions, I found $3 in change and this thing.

M52NICKERSON

Monday, March 17, 2014 1:39 AM

Serenity - 28 Days Later

I do not fear God, I fear the ignorance of man.

JOKERREAPER

Monday, March 24, 2014 10:27 AM

I wouldnt go in dar if i was yall some of them dang ole reavers showed up & wellllll its a big ole mess in dar now

XD

This statement is False.
i'll find something better later lol