CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #54

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, July 25, 2014 04:24
VIEWED: 8825
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, May 15, 2014 10:29 PM

And we have a winner! Tie-breaker cast by yours truly.

Congrats to Mutt999 for a wonderful return to the winner's circle!

Now then, for a little fun with The Creator...

Joss: In a way, this is your caption game, and if it sucks...it's your fault!

Ah, the wit of the Master! ;) Now give him your best shots, Tightpantsers!

MUTT999

Thursday, May 15, 2014 10:52 PM

Thanks! (and nice graphic there, TCM, by the way!)

Joss: "Now, regarding that elevator incident between me and Fillion...."

WHOZIT

Friday, May 16, 2014 2:41 AM

Congrats MUTT

Duh

WHOZIT

Friday, May 16, 2014 2:49 AM

This picture of Joss was taken in 2004, this was before he lost all his hair and went completely insane.

WHOZIT

Friday, May 16, 2014 3:07 AM

Even though I have been making films and TV shows for over 20 years, I have no idea what this thing is behind me.

WHOZIT

Friday, May 16, 2014 3:17 AM

Most people were shocked to learn that this picture of Joss was taken in his bathroom.

MUTT999

Friday, May 16, 2014 9:33 PM

Joss: "Sure I'm rich. But I still buy my shirts at the Salvation Army. Problem?"

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, May 16, 2014 10:03 PM

Great caption Mutt

Cameraman- My name is Alan Tudyk. You killed off Wash. Prepare to die.
Joss- You're still upset over that?

WHOZIT

Saturday, May 17, 2014 4:36 AM

Little known fact, Joss writes, produces and directs celebrity sex tapes.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, May 20, 2014 4:06 AM

Joss Wheaton's cable access show "How to Edit Home Made Porn" Monday nights at 9 p.m. on channel 759

RYCE

Tuesday, May 20, 2014 5:15 AM

Congrats, Mutt (nice tiebreaker there :-) )!

Joss: I reject your reality and substitute my own.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

WHOZIT

Thursday, May 22, 2014 5:09 AM

Most people don't know the truth about why FOX canceled "Firefly". At the 2002 FOX Christmas party Nathan told the FOX execs that he wouldn't be working Friday's, next thing I knew my ass was at Disney.

MIKER

Thursday, May 22, 2014 5:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Most people don't know the truth about why FOX canceled "Firefly". At the 2002 FOX Christmas party Nathan told the FOX execs that he wouldn't be working Friday's, next thing I knew my ass was at Disney.

SUMMER......

WHOZIT

Saturday, May 24, 2014 5:36 AM

Next on PBS, "Things that will make your butt hole pucker with Joss Whedon."

WHOZIT

Thursday, May 29, 2014 4:10 AM

Interviewer) Mr Whedon, have you ever tasted human blood?

Joss) Well I...um...well...

WHOZIT

Thursday, May 29, 2014 4:15 AM

My next documentary "The Spatula", will blow the lid off the kitchen untensil industry.

WHOZIT

Saturday, May 31, 2014 3:46 AM

After "The Avengers 2" my next film will be "A Mighty Poo", it will star Nathan Fillon as a man who must poo against all odds to win the heart of the love of his life played by Betty White.

I think I'll be able to bring it in for around $20, that's if I can can get Fillon to work on Fridays.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, May 31, 2014 9:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Thanks! (and nice graphic there, TCM, by the way!)

Thank you. :)

Joss: I'm sorry, did you just say Disney merged with Troma Entertainment?

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Sunday, June 1, 2014 12:08 AM

Interviewer) ...and finally Mr Whedon, where did you get the idea for "Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"

Joss) Ya know what, you bore me, so I'm going to kill you with my brain.

Interviewer) You're going to....AHHHHHHHH!!!

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Sunday, June 1, 2014 1:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

Joss: "I did NOT say, 'Kill 'em all, let Buddha sort it out," I said, ' Sorry, Alan and Ron, I can kill anybody I want.'"

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, June 3, 2014 2:11 AM

Joss: So you cast me in your movie, but I get stomped by a dinosaur, then eaten, then pooped out, and lit on fire?

Alan: You forgot about the giant wooden spear impaling your remains.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, June 3, 2014 5:42 AM

I'm ashamed of how I'm going to fund my next film. I'm going to have to stoop to new lows, scrape the bottom of the barrel, sell my soul, get on my knees and beg...I'm going to "Kickstarter"...pray for me.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, June 14, 2014 1:51 PM

Joss: This one time...I got this...writer's cramp...but it wasn't in my hand... *eyebrow raise*

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

RYCE

Tuesday, June 24, 2014 5:32 AM

Joss: You are growing sleepy. Remember, Joss is god...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

RYCE

Tuesday, June 24, 2014 5:35 AM

Joss: I would just like to wish my self a very, merry birthday. That is all.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

THGRRI

Tuesday, June 24, 2014 6:03 AM

Happy Birthday

si shen

WHOZIT

Tuesday, June 24, 2014 6:41 AM

I was born June 23rd 1964, when I was born they were still building Studebakers and the Flintstones were on primetime.

THGRRI

Tuesday, June 24, 2014 8:06 AM

Joss Whedon

50 is the new 30!
30 is the new 10
10 yr olds r yet to come
Ghosts r future regrets
We r the house we r haunting
50 is the new old

si shen

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, July 8, 2014 10:36 PM

Wow, my life was busy busy for a spell...let's get back to captioning!!!

Joss: Why aren't you captioning this amazingly captionable picture of me? What? Captionable, it's a word...now...

C'mon folks, don't let my absence spoil your fun! Let's get another few days of captioning in, and then I'll do voting time!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Wednesday, July 9, 2014 3:55 AM

Joss was fired from teaching at the UCLA film school when began calling the acting students "meat puppets".

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, July 13, 2014 8:22 PM

VOTING TIME!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1143186&pollalign=
center

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, July 21, 2014 10:28 PM

Joss: Why haven't you voted yet? Seriously, I'm out here bumping the vote like a volleyball player running for congress...only, you don't want to see me in a bikini...

*VOTE BUMP!*

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 3:55 AM

If whozit loses this caption game, I'll release the "Zombie Monkeys".

HEAIMSTOMISBEHAVE

Thursday, July 24, 2014 1:13 AM

Joss: "Wait...Nathan did what?"

WHOZIT

Thursday, July 24, 2014 4:43 AM

If you haven't voted you should do it now...and give me beer money.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, July 24, 2014 8:30 PM

Joss: Last chance to vote...before I start killing off players. You know I will.

Ah, the Butcher of Burbank...let's all vote now and a new CT will be up by Monday with the winner!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Friday, July 25, 2014 4:24 AM

Even I the great God like being Joss Whedon has voted...even though this caption game mocked me.