CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #55

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 3, 2014 03:54
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, July 28, 2014 3:12 AM

A little light on the voting this past week, but heavy on the humor! A great winning entry from RYCE! Welcome back to the winner's circle!

And now, direct from SDCC, and the Firefly Online announcement and teaser video, we bring you:

Matty Cobb, who spent a little too much time emulating his older brother while singing the Hero of Canton for his new wave cover band: Damp Lung

Okay, I'm trying too hard, but that's because I know you can do way better!
Have a go, Captioneers and Tightpantsers!

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 3:50 AM

I live in a dumpster.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 3:52 AM

I stole this T-Shirt from a homeless guy.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 3:57 AM

I'm reporting live from Denver, I've just lit a dube and ordered a pizza.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 3:59 AM

We're getting the band back together, we sucked but we're doing it anyway.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:22 AM

I'm reporting live from the parking garage at "Comic-Con" because they threw me out.

HEAIMSTOMISBEHAVE

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 7:22 AM

Mom, you can't smoke in the basement.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 10:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Casting Director OS: "Heads, you get the role. Tails, it goes to the other guy, uh, whats his name? Adam?"

MUTT999

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 8:57 PM

"....and then I'm gonna live amongst the grizzlies, because they're our friends!"

MUTT999

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 9:48 PM

"Actually, I'm bald. This is my ear hair."

THGRRI

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:17 AM

If you where a hat like this, you to will wind up living in a van down by the river!

WHOZIT

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 3:43 AM

LAPD confession tape #297530

I got this hat and T-Shirt at Goodwill. I like to wear stuff that belonged to dead people.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, July 31, 2014 9:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by THGRRI:
If you where a hat like this, you to will wind up living in a van down by the river!

Gonna one-up you... ;)

Jaynespirational Speaker: If you walk down the street in a hat like this, you to will wind up living in a transport ship, flown by River!

(Yes, "Jaynespirational" is a word...now. At least I think it's a word in Canton...lots of Jayne worshippers there) ;)

BWAH!

TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

MUTT999

Thursday, July 31, 2014 7:33 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, August 1, 2014 8:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

Shiny. :)

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 2, 2014 4:49 AM

This is the first caption game where we trash a fan, I'm going to post whozit's high school yearbook photo...it's really that bad.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, August 4, 2014 9:28 PM

Mattie Cobb: Hey, bro, just thought I'd send you a wave. Momma got the money you sent, but she blew it all on boywhores, figure that'd make you proud.

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

MUTT999

Tuesday, August 5, 2014 11:00 PM

Yup. I walked down the street and wasn't afraid of anything. Not till I saw my ex heading my way with a baseball bat.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, August 6, 2014 4:10 AM

Denver News 12 at 6 p.m.

Dudes, wasup. Pot is still legal in Denver and pizza delivery drivers are getting $25 an hour. Coming up latter, there is still a state wide cookie shortage.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, August 6, 2014 8:24 PM

Professor Johnny McSquiggledoodle speaks on the historic significance of Jayne Cobb's contribution during the "Miranda Exposition" despite being the only one in the room. It would seem all the other con-goers are in their bunks with the local tasty...

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, August 9, 2014 8:33 PM

*click* (from behind)

FOX PR Rep: At this time we are announcing that we are so. very. sorry. Sorry for canceling Firefly. In conjunction with this announcement we would like to make amends with Browncoats everywhere and we are releasing Firefly Online. Now if the gentleman behind me would kindly remove his gun barrel from my pi gu...

Nathan Fillion(OS): Apology accepted. *unclick*

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, August 18, 2014 12:43 PM

*bump*

RYCE

Friday, August 22, 2014 6:07 AM

Thanks all! TCM, I don't think I can top your responses to this one :-)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, August 22, 2014 6:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Thanks all! TCM, I don't think I can top your responses to this one :-)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

Thanks! But I'm not here to win, so give it your best because ultimately it comes down to fan voting! ;)

And to everybody, the only bad entry is a non-entry, or one that offends people in a bad way, or if you'd kill a man in a fair fight... :)

Okay, just a couple days left before voting! So let's get those entries in you've been holding on to! Now's the time to misbehave! :D

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, August 22, 2014 6:20 AM

Fanboy: And then Alan Tudyk groped me! Well...at least that's what I hear happened as I pretty much passed out when he said "Ni hao" to me, so really, yeah, he probably groped me...and I liked it.

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, August 26, 2014 8:52 AM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1143379&pollalign=
center

VOTING TIME!!! said no Alliance loyalist ever...

Did we mention it is
VOTING TIME?!!?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1143379&pollalign=
center

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

RYCE

Sunday, August 31, 2014 3:44 AM

*bump*

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, September 1, 2014 11:47 PM

*more vote bumpage*

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Wednesday, September 3, 2014 3:54 AM

Please stop bumping this thread, I just want it to go away.