CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #62

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, May 31, 2015 02:39
VIEWED: 8203
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, May 19, 2015 9:11 PM

Okay, seriously, this was not easy. ;D So with my executive tie-breaker powers, I chose a winner among all the winners. Without further ado, our Caption Tightpants #61 Super Shiny Winner is...

Congrats, BOBSC!!!

Going forward I will be choosing a winner each round, so no more voting (unless we see a resurgence in playership), and if applicable I will post an honorable mention. Note: just post what you think is funny, don't try to cater to my whimsy, as it changes often, much like River's lucid state. ;D

Now on to round #62!!!

Love is what keeps her in the air.

I know, lame, so the bar is set (pretty low lol), so get captioning!!!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, May 19, 2015 9:37 PM

Not to be outdone by Jewel's strawberry scene, Summer attempts Fireflyrotica...

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, May 20, 2015 4:51 AM

Without an extra hand, must make do to get that blast panel back on.

MUTT999

Wednesday, May 20, 2015 9:42 PM

With everyone watching the photo-op so intently, Summer was careful not to blow it.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, May 21, 2015 1:10 PM

The lost Firefly Episode 115, "Mouche de Feu", where River is bitten by a space bug that was irradiated by Serenity's engines and she grows to enormous size, at which point FOX canceled the series fearing lawsuits from Marvel and they swore never to hire a French writer with "artistic vision" ever again...but they did, and they call it FOX News.

note to self: never caption at 3am when brain is set on random

BWAH!
TCM

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BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Thursday, May 21, 2015 10:25 PM

Cake Boss special guest Summer, shows off her creation

MUTT999

Friday, May 22, 2015 9:36 PM

When a toothpick just won't do.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Saturday, May 23, 2015 12:17 AM

Janye- I'll be in my bunk

Mal- Really?

Jayne- Technically it is two girls

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Saturday, May 23, 2015 12:19 AM

Summer- I'm not kissing it. It's stuck in my braces

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Saturday, May 23, 2015 12:24 AM

Mal- We're out of fuel for the mule

River- Give me the hose. I'll go siphon some

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Saturday, May 23, 2015 12:28 AM

Summer took the term "Shipping" a bit to literal

RAHLMACLAREN

Saturday, May 23, 2015 10:46 PM

Summer demonstrates her new gravy boat.

Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

WHOZIT

Saturday, May 23, 2015 11:16 PM

I'm boycotting this caption game, but unlike most viewers I will vote...WORK FOR MY VOTES!! MAKE WITH THE FUNNY!!

THGRRI

Saturday, May 23, 2015 11:47 PM

Thank you for making me a big star and rich!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, May 26, 2015 7:57 AM

Whozit: why are you boycotting? I'm a mite fuzzy on the details there... :/

Mal(v.o.): ...and that's how the primary buffer panel fell off my gorram ship. *sips Ng-Ka-Pei* True story, kids.

BWAH!
TCM

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RAHLMACLAREN

Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:03 PM

Quote:
Whozit: why are you boycotting? I'm a mite fuzzy on the details there... :/

TCM, he's wussing out, 'cause he couldn't think of anything.

Here's my second:

In order to turn the model of Serenity fill size, and end the "No Sequel Curse", Summer attempts True Love's Kiss.

Or alternatively....

Summer- "You don't think kissing the Serenity model will turn it full size? Watch."

Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, May 26, 2015 7:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
I'm boycotting this caption game, but unlike most viewers I will vote...WORK FOR MY VOTES!! MAKE WITH THE FUNNY!!

You're a regular Whozit. You have funny captions and clearly enjoy playing along. So boycott something evil like brussel sprouts, and come play.

Plus without the vote it might speed things up.

MUTT999

Tuesday, May 26, 2015 9:06 PM

Summer suddenly realizes why Nathan was sneaking around with Krazy Glue.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 7:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
Quote:
Whozit: why are you boycotting? I'm a mite fuzzy on the details there... :/

TCM, he's wussing out, 'cause he couldn't think of anything.

Here's my second:

In order to turn the model of Serenity fill size, and end the "No Sequel Curse", Summer attempts True Love's Kiss.

Or alternatively....

Summer- "You don't think kissing the Serenity model will turn it full size? Watch."

Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

I will return for the next caption game, but for this one I am protesting the people who enjoy reading the captions but do not vote...and yea, I got nothing for this caption game...a 500 foot tall Summer kissing space ships? Yea, nothing.

RYCE

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:09 AM

Jayne: Someone remind me why I don't kiss 'em on the mouth?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, May 29, 2015 3:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
I will return for the next caption game, but for this one I am protesting the people who enjoy reading the captions but do not vote...and yea, I got nothing for this caption game...a 500 foot tall Summer kissing space ships? Yea, nothing.

Ok. Well, I've relieved them of the responsibility of voting, like a good Alliance Overlord...err...uh...something something something darkside...no wait, still not right...OH! This is ain't the rutting town hall, we don't vote on my ship! ;) Much more Captainy of me. lol

BWAH!

TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Sunday, May 31, 2015 2:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
I'm boycotting this caption game, but unlike most viewers I will vote...WORK FOR MY VOTES!! MAKE WITH THE FUNNY!!

There is voting? Didn't see the voting. Have not seen vote results, tallies.