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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Ya'll would be so proud of me!

So today we had auditions for the next play and some of us were hanging out outside the theater waiting to go onstage and I notice that Fucktard is looking at me and I'm like, "What?"

He goes, "I had a dream about you last night."

"Yeah? What happened?"

"We were having sex."

"Oh good." (note sarcasim)

"I'm trying to remember...It was really dark, like, pitch black, but I could still see."

"Yeah, ok, that almost makes sense."

"It was really good."

"It always is."

"I wouldn't know."

"Yeah, thats your fault. Not mine. Thats totaly on you."

"I know I know. And I wouldn't...you know, like we talked about." (pause) "Someday though..."

"I don't think so."

"Ok," he said that a little too fast and defencivly.

Are you proud of me or what? I'm proud of me.

COMMENTS

Thursday, March 10, 2005 11:10 PM

MAI


Way to go, Ebo. They always learn what they're missing out on after its too late. More importantly, you now know what he's really like and can go on to find someone who wouldn't dare miss out on being with you.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 7:08 PM

EBONEZER


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HAHAHA! *dies* Its funny 'cause its true!

Thursday, March 10, 2005 6:59 PM

EBONEZER


No kidding. I'd agree wholeheartedly, except that we run in the same circles. It would be SO IMPOSSIBLE to just stop talking to him (without it getting awkward anyway). I know I sound like i'm making excuses (hell, probably I AM making excuses, but its true. I think I'd be making it much harder for myself if I stoped talking to him and stormed outta the room everytime he came near.) Anyways, the um..."intamacy" part is behind us and maybe now we can start building a FRIENDSHIP on something meaningful...like...i dunno...conversation or something.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 6:51 PM

DTUCK


Sounds like a real charmer. He does realize that HE left YOU for emo girl, therefore, his rights to complain to you are forfeit.

Goddamn, I don't even know the guy and I already dislike him. A lot. Reminds me of my cousin's ex-boyfriend who tried to get back with her (incessantly, and annoyingly), but turned out to be gay instead.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 6:48 PM

THEGREYJEDI


I think it's time to cut him out. He's dating this other girl and telling you about dreaming about having sex. I think you should tell his girl what a Fucktard he really is.

I know you liked this guy. I am the world expert in falling for the wrong person. But this guy is so totally a dick. Dude needs to be kicked like a sad puppy.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 6:31 PM

EBONEZER


Dude! WTF? I just went into my room and found my cell phone, and there were four missed calls, all from him.

*sigh* Good lord. He called to whine, amoung other things, about this this big theater trip tommorow and hes whining like, "I'm not gonna have anybody to hang out with except you and this other guy."

Thursday, March 10, 2005 6:19 PM

NEEDLESEYE


"It was really dark, like, pitch black, but I could still see."
Sounds like his "dream" was nothing more than you on his mind while he held his proverbial plow in the dark. LOL
Guys say stuff like that to test you.

Proud of ya.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 5:32 PM

DTUCK


Erg. Good play, not-so-good situation. He obviously still feels something for you. (no matter how much we get rejected, we still think there's chance... it's a dumb guy thing)

It's difficult to be around my ex, because, though we parted on good terms, we're done. Still, I can't help but feel that there's always a chance of reconciliation.

I just hope fucktard knows his place.

(sorry about bringing him back into the conversation)

Thursday, March 10, 2005 5:16 PM

EBONEZER


View From The Bridge.

(and if I get that part i want, I'm gonna hafta kiss him...eh, whatever. I can handle that.)

Thursday, March 10, 2005 5:12 PM

DTUCK


Consider it left.

So, what play did you audition for?

Thursday, March 10, 2005 5:10 PM

EBONEZER


*shrug* That would be retared of him as he stopped doing the "intimate" thing with me to start dating some emo girl. He's a fucktard, lets just leave it at that.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 5:06 PM

DTUCK


What you said to him: Right on! Feel no shame! (the fucktard anyways)

What he said to you: Is he trying to entice you to get back together, or what? Random or no, he has no right.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 4:59 PM

EBONEZER


What I said was crass or what he said? I'll respond both ways,

What he said: Yeah, probably, but we're always telling each other random shit like that. Its...i dunno...odd.

What I said to him: Yeah, probably, but he's a fucktard and I feel no guilt.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 4:55 PM

DTUCK


It just seems like such a crass thing to say, especially since, intimacy aside, you never had sex.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 4:49 PM

EBONEZER


Hmmm...intimate...thats a nice word for it.

Why yes, yes we were "intimate." Just never did the sex thing.

Thursday, March 10, 2005 4:46 PM

DTUCK


I'm proud, though a bit in the dark, were you and he... intimate? I though fucktard (note non-capitalization) was ice-cream-giver only.


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