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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Here's bouncy blog entry, because I've not slept in 40+ hours! Hope you don't mind stream of consciousness!

I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and several people, officers, really, looked at me like I had just crapped on their breakfast plate. I continued to smoke. If you don't like smoking, don't hold your picnic in a DESIGNATED SMOKING AREA!

I'm gonna go on the record and say that prefabricated furniture is a work of Satan and/or his minions. Actually, I like it a lot, its easy, sometimes fun, but sometimes, the end does not justify the means?

Why do I like vampire stories so much? For that matter, why do I like most anything I do? I was raised in rural (read population of "town" 150) Kentucky. Why don't I grow things, or hoss cattle, or hunt? Why don't I chew tobacco and spit, like most of my family does? Why do I wear so much black? That's not true...my wife threw out most of my black clothes? Okay, so why do I come from a family of tidy whity wearers yet only wear boxers myself? Why am I turning this into a Why blog?

Speaking of the blog topics I got, I'm thinking I might stop doing that...I mean, they're fun, and true, for the most part. My father really did think I was gay or on drugs because of my hair. Jerk!

Most of my family drinks unsweetened ice tea...I only take mine with sugar...Did ya'll know that.

I have very little formal education. The last time I remember being happy about an education event was when I, and three other students earned an Expert writing level achievement on our writing portfolios senior year. The other three were girls. One was my girlfriend. I wrote most of hers myself. She is now the editor in chief of a college newspaper with a masters in journalism. I empty the recycle bins from time to time...I could not be confused with anyone who is ambitious.

Code Red will turn your teeth crimson if you drink enough of it. Which, would be pretty cool if there was someone I could pretend to bite around here.

Half of the appeal in a new television show for me is the theme song. Strange...yes! When Firefly's theme came on during the first showing of the Train Job, I knew this was my show. And then it was gone. I started really watching Buffy when I caught the opening credits one day. I love Angel's theme song. Lost in Space...yeah, you betcha! Wonderfalls...so...damn CATCHY!!! You can tell a lot about a show from the credits...I mean, Herman's Head...YEAH BOYEEEEE!!!

Speaking of which, I was a big fan of novelty cereals as a child, well into High School. Which is why I'm pretty sure that I was the only sophmore with a box of Kid n Play cereal in his possession. Batman, C3PO, Donkey Kong, Nerds, Smurfs, Mr. T...I ate them all, and happily drank the discolored milk from the bowl.

My mother dressed me as a vampire for most of the Halloweens I can remember from my youth. Halloween should be recognized as a national holiday and given the respect it deserves. If only people would stop with the toliet paper. How many times have I been looking for the toliet paper, and thinking, Man...why did I TP the commander's yard!

I drive a crappy Kia Spectra...with the strangest music pouring out of it sometimes...Elvis, MC Hammer, Nine Inch Nails, Beethoven, John Williams, Ballad of Serenity, Lisa Loeb (More likely than anything else) Damien Rice, Aphex Twins, Garth Brooks, and yes, even Justin Timberlake! Amongst many, many others...That person who blew past you with Coldhearted Snake by Paula Abdul blaring out...yeah, that was me!

To quote the Narcoleptic Argentinian from Moulin Rouge! "I love sex!"

Am I the only guy who thinks that little dip in the middle of a woman's collar bone is sexy? Why am I attracted to librarians? I mean...good looking librarians? And, for some reason, though they've been out of style for almost ten years now, I dig chicks in chokers.

Well, I think I've just ran out most everything I could talk about in two weeks time. Wish is probably how long I need to sleep...But, I have a boatload of stuff to do at home, too...You know, no rest for the wicked, and what can I say:

"I aim to misbehave."

COMMENTS

Friday, April 29, 2005 7:18 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


I've never been a Candy Girl...I knock you right off your feet? How sweet.

*twg hugs Pezzy, keeping an eye on his canines*

Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:36 PM

MANWITHPEZ


Jeez, reading that last post didn't make any sense to me...

Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:35 PM

MANWITHPEZ


On Halloween, I watch Fright Night, Arsenic and Old Lace, and Disney's The Legend of Sleepy Hollow ("Who's that comin...Down the street...Are they shovels, or are they feet?) I have done this for the last 12 years now. I have even expanded this to one horror movie a day for all of October. For a holiday that is associated with the things Halloween is, there's more pagentry on Halloween than at a Pagent's Pagent! I dress up every year too. Except last year, in Korea. Instead of Halloween, most of downtown was having toga parties or some shit. The only sheets I had at the time were my Spider-Man sheets, and those are for manwithpez only. And sonwithpez, as he has them now.

Yeah, I'm still up...I can't help myself sometimes. I'm sure I look great. I was in the restroom the other day, and I noticed, along the part in my hair, at least three new threads of grey...well, silver, actually. My grandfather's hair was so silver it seemed to gleam. Of course, it was jet black on the top though...

Weirdess...you know you're my Candy Girl. And you know how I feel about candy, seeing how as I'm named after some of the best. Now you taunt me with visions of chokers! You already know I want to bite someone. Look lady, keep it up, and you'll be in the Special Hell...where your punishment is all the guys look like me, and (how did Moneypenny put it) You have to make good on your innuendo. If that's not a deterrent, I can't think of a better one.

I actually did a head bob at the desdk, which tells me its probably way past time to go. So, consider this two blogs for the price of one! Damn, I don't even write this much when I'm drunk!

Thursday, April 28, 2005 1:41 PM

JADEHAND


"Why do I like vampire stories so much?"
"My mother dressed me as a vampire for most of the Halloweens I can remember from my youth."
Hmmm........possible connection?

"Why do I wear so much black? That's not true...my wife threw out most of my black clothes? " Ah, another reason to not marry.

"Speaking of the blog topics I got, I'm thinking I might stop doing that...I mean, they're fun, and true, for the most part. My father really did think I was gay or on drugs because of my hair. Jerk!"
they are fun, and yeah so0me dads choose to belittle that which which they don't understand. Unfortunate.


"Halloween should be recognized as a national holiday and given the respect it deserves."
Preach it brother!

"Am I the only guy who thinks that little dip in the middle of a woman's collar bone is sexy? Why am I attracted to librarians? I mean...good looking librarians? And, for some reason, though they've been out of style for almost ten years now, I dig chicks in chokers."

No, Innocence is tasty?, Chockers are nice, could be the slight hint o' BDSM.

"Nine Inch Nails, The Cure"
Good on you, Shouldn't have to say it but check out Marillion if you like these.
Get some rest man, and I need to follow that advice myself.

Thursday, April 28, 2005 12:45 PM

CHOSEN1


Cerulean blue is like a soft breeze. Hee hee. Only an X-files junkie would get that.

Ps-Manwithpez: Maybe you should get some sleep. Just a suggestion.

Thursday, April 28, 2005 12:03 PM

CALLMEATH


I too love that dip in the middle of women's collarbones. And pretty much everything else about 'em. Don't know about the choker thing, though. You seem to have a facination with necks. Must be the vampire thing.

Thursday, April 28, 2005 11:26 AM

MANWITHPEZ


Been to both Etown and Hopkinsville, but can't recall Cerulean...Heh...blue...Man, I need to go to sleep!

chosen1...I'm not sure I can prove it, but I may be the only guy I know who has, all on the same disc: Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Meatloaf, Lisa Stansfield, Run DMC, Usher, NSync, Danny Elfman, Toby Keith, Kylie Minogue, New Edition, Anthrax, Gin Blossoms, Chris Cagle, Guiseppi Verdi, Black Eyed Peas, Bush, and Blues Traveller. Drives my wife nuts...And, the last thing I would call myself is high strung...Just really, really tired to the point of letting my brain fall out in a blog. Weird, huh?

Thursday, April 28, 2005 11:14 AM

CHOSEN1


You know, you're a little high strung, but in an endearing kind of way. Your the kind of person I like to invite to barbeques just so nobody gets bored. I like sweetened tea also. Extra sweet actually. Halloween is my favorite holliday and I am usually a vampire...or a zombie. I have an unhealthy obsession with both. Having said that...Nine in Nails rocks, but Paula Abdul? Really? And I thought I had diversified taste in music.

Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:30 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE


I grew up in Cerulean, by the way. About 25 miles west/northwest of Hopkinsville.

Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:29 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE


Ah ... relatively near E-town, right? I'm too lazy to look at a map. Guess I've driven near your backyard at least a few hundred times.

Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:14 AM

MANWITHPEZ


I don't mind telling you I was raised in Provo Ky...6 miles west of Morgantown and 27 miles north of Bowling Green, where I was born!

Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:12 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE


And I thought I had time to kill. Wow.

I'm finding we have a lot in common - disdain for those lacking common sense (picnicking in a smoking area? Geez ...) growing up in Kentucky, town of 150 (mind telling me which one?), wide range of musical taste, sweet tea over unsweet ... Wierd.


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