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manwithpez

What I Think Other People Are Thinking Of Me
Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Anyone who's been here awhile, and has had the chance to peruse other flylogs that I've done may think that I could possibly be the weirdest person ever born. Well, it was a forceps delivery, after 48 hours of labor, and I was bruised, to say the least...my father turned to my mother (my father thought I had been inexorably damaged in the delivery, thus, retarded) and said "We'll learn to love it." (Man, I wish they'd stop telling that story). But, I have since tried to guess what people may be thinking...

manwithpez: Yeah, here's that letter you wanted typed.
Boss1: (And, in five minutes...if you're this quick, how come you never seem to get anything done) Thanks.

manwithpez: I got the milk.
wifewithpez: (If you hadn't drank the last of it last night, I wouldn't have had to send you out in the morning to get me some more, you selfish prick) Thanks.

manwithpez: I'm not sure I'm gonna pass the PT test.
SSgtTester: (Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're not gonna pass it either) I'm sure you'll do fine.

manwithpez: I have to pee.
FFF.net(Collectively): (GROAN!) Yeah, you do that pez.

manwithpez: Hello? Hello? ...hello?
sonwithpez: (Heavy breathing...man, I wish this person who claims to be my father would get off the phone. What makes him think he's worthy of speaking to my toddler greatness. He is nothing compared to the goddess that is mother. Bastard) Mommy?

manwithpez: You can not have candy for breakfast!
daughterlikemother: (Yeah, right. That's why I saw you eat like 4 pieces while trying to hide it from me) Yes I can!

manwithpez: Check it out Dad. I ripped this video off a DVD, reformatted it, and copied it over to my PDA. Pretty cool, huh?
RetiredSMSgtDad: (For the last time, your devices hold nothing next to mine! But, that is pretty cool, I wish I could pull off something like that, but I'll never tell him that.) Your PDA is heavy son, and I'm sure that eats batteries.

manwithpez: When are you coming to see us, Mom?
momwithpez: (Are my gandchildren there? Otherwise, why are you calling?) Soon, Bryan.

Frankly, I'm looking forward to doing another one of these, as I begin a quest to get something...anything published. And, for my own mental health safety, I've toned down what I think these people really think of me. Except my kids. The looks I get sometimes...

COMMENTS

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:39 AM

CALLMESERENITY


(I think Pez is amusing.)
Pez, I think you're amusing.

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 1:59 AM

MANWITHPEZ


I actually did get a new dispenser last night...a gift from a friend of my wife's...A Madagascar...the zebra one...I really should get on the ball and get the ones I don't have...They've been producing them so quickly lately..

And, yes, all you have to do is ask...

Now, if you'll excuse me, my thighs are so sore that they're acually throwing off heat...

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:17 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Pezzy: …all you have to do is ask!
TWG: (You mean I could have been making requests?) Would you…(um, I think that may be illegal in most states.) uh, I’d like a banana split, with lots of marshmallow crème, two blogs, and a picture of Pezzy with his newest dispenser. (I should have held out for the neck.)

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:09 AM

SIMONWHO


(Two blogs a day? Oh man. Still, better than all those blogs about somebody's new fanfic which is already displayed 5 damn lines above the blog.) You just do as many as you can MWP, we love them all.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:35 AM

MANWITHPEZ


Soul...Soul, Soul, Soul...Why haven't you learned that when criticized, I only double my efforts...if you'd like two blogs a day, all you have to do is ask!

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:32 AM

SOULOFSERENITY


SoulOfSerenity: (Yet another gorram blog from Pez. Why can't he ever learn. And he even thinks that he's funny!) Wow Pez! What insight! Oh, ha ha. Ha ha.



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