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First Mate's Log
Thursday, August 4, 2005

Stardate blah blah blah. I see log, I think Captain Picard. Why is that?
Any how the Captain, Captain Tooken let's call him today, is being an ass. I'm thinkin' mutiny.
Or maybe just a good crack on the head.

Why is it that he feels the need to be so tyrannical? Does he want the crew to prefer the days he doesn't return over the days he does?

*sigh* oh well, not to be done for it. He is the Captain and I'm rutting stuck with him.

Must go swab the deck now, and see to the galley.

COMMENTS

Friday, August 5, 2005 11:37 AM

DROPPYMCCOOL


Been there buddy. But I used to like annoying my superiors by responding, "Swab the deck? Do you mean mop the floor?" Needless to say, nobody liked me.

Friday, August 5, 2005 11:34 AM

CALLMEATH


Is it the poop deck?

I said "poop".

Friday, August 5, 2005 3:38 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Sorry your Captain's causing you pains. This is supposed to be fun!!And making you swab decks. Isn't that what the underlings are for? Commissioned officers shouldn't have to do that kind of work!
I'm first mate on my crew and my Capt'n shiny. So far. (Just kidding Soul, you rock!) Maybe if we get an opening, I can speak to my Captain. We were discussing the possible need for more officers...

Thursday, August 4, 2005 8:30 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


swab


that's hard work.


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