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What I Say As Opposed To What I Think 3,657: Electric Boogaloo!
Thursday, August 11, 2005

All right people! You heard the man and you know the drill!

Also, this blog is rated PG-13 for coarse language! Still here? Thought so!

At Work:
The SWOSS (That's Star Wars Obssessed Staff Sergeant): I just want to meet Ray Park...That's my big reason for going. And Peter Mayhew...I mean, who doesn't want to meet Chewbacca?

manwithpez: (So, you want to get your picture made with Toad? Darth Maul was a pussy! That reminds me of that song from Clerks): CHEWBACCA! HE'S MY FAVORITE WOOKIE!!!


At Home:
'lilmanwithpez: I HAVE TO PEE, DATTY! I HAVE TO PEEEE!

manwithpez: (Oh! What a little chip off the old block he is!) Go...go,go,go,go,GO!!!

At Home Again:
daughterlikemother: I think the big TV should be all of ours, and that we all get to say what we watch.

manwithpez: (Well, well, well. How the meek have risen. That argument is almost logical.) Well, I think that I bought and paid for this TV, and we're watching Dragonball Z and not Doodlebops!


At Work Again:
Alex Rico: (In a very heavy Puerto Rican accent) They think because I don't say very much that I am pure. But, I am dirty.

manwithpez: (That may be the funniest fucking thing I've heard in my life.) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Alex Rico: I am a dirty motherfucker.

manwithpez: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


At The Library:
Library Man: Are you sure that you didn't see that book over there?

manwithpez: (First off, I'm not a Card Catalog, and have never made such claims. Second...you WORK here...as a librarian, you're supposed to know where the gorram books are! And third...Aren't you supposed to be a hot chick in glasses who looks like she's about to yank her hair down and drag me behind the stacks, or have I been misled by all that porn?) Yes, it's not there.

At Work Again:

The SWOSS: So, why don't you think you can sleep at night?

manwithpez: (I could tell you, but I won't.) I could tell you, but...it's none of your goddamn business!

COMMENTS

Thursday, September 15, 2005 6:44 AM

HAMADRYAD


re: hot librarians...

One of my belly dance instructors is also a librarian (who wears glasses sometimes), and I guess she's pretty hot in a large, Valkyrie-like sort of way.

Friday, August 12, 2005 11:26 AM

CASUALTY


I've been gone so long! I've missed these very funny MWP ramblings! It's been a rough day, thanks for cheering me up! I'm off to read what else you crazy kids have written!

Friday, August 12, 2005 3:09 AM

STARRBABY


What the hell is a Doodlebop? I keep getting told about these loopy shows I'm goign to have to watch once the kids get here, and frankly, I'm scared.

Friday, August 12, 2005 2:20 AM

CANTON


Wow. . .now just imagine if you will that you are surrounded by 15-20 computer programmers every day who believe that WoW is the new reason for breathing and must be talked about during every smoke break and us poor guys who don't play should have every gameplay intricacy force fed us.

Your daughter sounds funny though. Such cute little people with their cute ideas that they have rights.

Thursday, August 11, 2005 9:23 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


hot librarians...sorry, Pez.

at FFF.net:
MWP: I just wanted to let everyone know I am writing, in fact, sans clothes.

twg: (You have a webcam, right?) That's nice Pezzy. You have fun without your clothes.

Thursday, August 11, 2005 8:32 PM

NEEDLESEYE


so you've suffered through the Doodlebops as well... :P

Thursday, August 11, 2005 8:20 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Special K!!!!!!!!!


They think I'm pure?! Who is this guy?


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