A Fifth of Wild Turkey, a Carton of Smokes and a Pregnancy Test... by droppymccool

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A Fifth of Wild Turkey, a Carton of Smokes and a Pregnancy Test...
Tuesday, September 13, 2005

... which came up negative, but got me thinking.

I'm really a nervous little man, scared of just about everything, but the world can't see that. This is my dilemma. I'm a big ol' scardy cat trapped in the body of an adonis. Okay, an adonis with a couple extra pounds. Fine... and adonis with a couple extra pounds and little girl wrists. Jeez, I never would have brought it up if I thought you would rub it in. Anyway, I'm this stoic Defender of Freedom and Filer of Paperwork, and last week my wife asks me to pick up a pregnancy test, damn near reducing me to a whimpering little girl. Why couldn't she have asked me to pick up some tampons or a duvet cover? Oh well. Honestly, I'm a little bummed that it wasn't positive, but I should probably invest in a difibrilator before next month.

Oh, and the next day I got a hematoma, saw a dude riding an old timey bike and picked up Serenity #3. In that order.

Droppy

COMMENTS

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 8:42 AM

WICKEDLESTER

good luck, and congrats when it comes

Tuesday, September 13, 2005 6:59 PM

MONTANAGIRL

*Hands Droppy a paper bag.* Breathe deeply into this next time. :)

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