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Jacqui

Bad puns are funny...
Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Well, they'd wanna be... if the movie sucks beyond belief. No offence to any fans of the show.

Anyways, AJ and I were watching Evil Dead ('cause we're up to "E", it's gonna be 2010 before we even get to the second half of the DVD collection). Really, it doesn't stand the test of time methinks.

It's very bad. Anyways, so there's this female character and she hears a noise in the pitch black of night and so decides the best thing to do is go running out to the woods, ALONE, to investigate in her nightclothes. Okay then.

Then she gets attacked and raped by a tree. Yes, a tree.

Me: What, is she just gonna go back to her friends and tell them she was raped by a tree? I wanna see the police report on this.
AJ: Watch the movie.
Me: 'Excuse me, I'd like to report a rape.' 'Can you describe your attacker?' 'Well... kinda leafy and green...'
AJ: Would you watch the movie?
Me: I mean, would you even report that? Seriously, the police would ask all sorts of questions and then they'd wanna see if they could get a SAP sample...
AJ: *snerk* I mean - WATCH THE MOVIE.

Later, as she is being comforted by one of the guys.

Me: Don't listen to her, she's crazy, she was out having relations with forrestry.
AJ: He's just in it for the treesome.

o_O

COMMENTS

Saturday, October 22, 2005 9:51 PM

PIFFLE101


OMFG! Now this was funny! *massive snort*

"They'll have to get a SAP sample"

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 2:22 PM

JACQUI


*giggle*

This is why I love you guys.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 2:07 PM

RINNYPJ


lmao. Oh that was a bad, bad thing to read at work.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 11:43 AM

DARKJESTER


I think that's a-bough-t enough of that!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 11:03 AM

CALLMESERENITY


What's weird about running into the woods at night to investigate weird noises in your nightclothes?

I do it all the time.

Movies like that are only good for making fun of.

That's why we have Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 9:45 AM

REALLYKAYLEE


heh. don't forget about being raped by a swan. Happened to Leto.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 9:07 AM

ODDNESS2HER


Oh, just leaf us alone.


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