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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Top 5 things you should not do while working:
1. Attempt to build a fort out of post-it notes.
2. When someone knocks down above fort, tell them “Ye may have won this round knave, but cursed be ye for eternity.”
3. Answer someone’s question with a question.
4. Give those who pass by the “evil eye” then pretend to write something down in a notebook while laughing mischievously.
5. Play air guitar for one straight hour.

In case you were wondering, yes I am at work right now.

COMMENTS

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 9:41 AM

PYREFX

12. Spend all day bouncing around threads on FFF.net instead of logging messages like you're being paid to do.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 4:06 AM

CALLMESERENITY

8. When you answer the phone and someone asks to if they can speak to your boss, say "What's it worth to you?"

My office is laid out so that everything I need is within propelled reach. I can roll in my desk chair to the book case, the file cabinet, the printer, everything I need. I roll all over the place. It is very fun. And if I'm really good, I can roll to the bookcase, grab what I need on the turn around and propel myself back, all in one smooth move.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 3:24 AM