The Amazing Adventures of Simon... by Jacqui

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Jacqui

The Amazing Adventures of Simon...
Friday, October 28, 2005

I think there's something seriously wrong with my brain...

I have Firefly soundbites on my comp, so when playing all my music, I often get random spots of "Two by two, hands of blue", "I married me a powerful ugly creature... if I could make you prettier, I would!", you get the idea...

So, I was just innocently sitting here and suddenly Simon's all "He drops a box of money, he gets a town. I reattach a girl's leg, I get a hamster"

And I have the sudden and inexplicable urge to write a fanfic about Simon the Hamster. The little furry hero, an unlikely, yet scrappy little critter who saves the day...

Oh, listen, there's Zoe now "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

Yes, yes I agree.

COMMENTS

Saturday, October 29, 2005 9:59 AM

BELASERA

How about if Simon the Hamster's life actually mirrored that of Simon the doctor, like he, too, had a crazy sister locked in some hellish hamster cage, and he had to spring her out using a cunning hamster plan involving a hamster wheel....and thanks, you just made me a little bit stupider.

Saturday, October 29, 2005 9:12 AM

CITIZEN

Can he be a kung fu hamster?

Saturday, October 29, 2005 8:20 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

That would be outstanding!

I look forward to rading about Simon the Hamster.

Saturday, October 29, 2005 5:12 AM

PRETTYPRETTY

Lol, that reminds me of the lemiwinks episode of south park.

Have you ever read Mossflower? You might find inspiration in that if you are looking for a good animal/hero story.

My finace (luckily named Sean) suggested I get a hamster and name him Simon. But I think my cat would eat it, so :(

Saturday, October 29, 2005 4:12 AM

REALLYKAYLEE

how can i do that? awesome!

Friday, October 28, 2005 6:21 PM

RINNYPJ

*giggles*

You amuse me so.

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