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CaptBryan

Jumpin through Hoops...
Thursday, February 2, 2006

Boy my feet are killin me...

Follow this road to this street and look for the big brick building...get forms 940-oops/090/81 and G782-5A/L...fill out these and go to the 3rd widow of the buildin 9 doors down from fish market across the street...Have your Mothers dogs name ready when ask for...the Doctor will see you now...Fill it to this line...dont flush!...thats not enough,wait 30minutes and try again, No you cant drink a beer to help out...
Do this ... now do that... take this here and have it approved...OOHHoo you need form 2398/05/w34-51/b didnt they tell you that?...ok lets see here,UUmmmm this needs the doctors signature and here the name of the 3rd Roman Imperers 5th cousin twice removed...turn your head a cough...you should watch what you eat

Right here I snapped, she musta caught view of the steam pressure risin cause she acted all horrified when I hollerd "I do watch what I eat BITCH every Time it gets on the fork in front of me..."...then she wanna act all insulted...said some about owin her an appoligy...I said "Fat chance that happenin"...then she wanna go and call the law...WTF!...

Well now we know why Captain Bryan hates so called Civilization.

All is well,cause Im still free...and I anit jumpin through no more hoops

Boy do I gotta Piss now!


tomorrow 3 or 4 blogs in BSR

COMMENTS

Thursday, February 2, 2006 5:18 PM

SHINYTALENT


LOL
Ohhh Captn, civilisation ain't all bad. I promise!
There are parks and museums and restaurants and I'm sure that you'll be jumping through plenty of hoops for Cook


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