Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Whoo Dahn Knows for Sure.

Ohhh and this one:
'Come meet the softer side of Jayne'

Now HOW shiny is that?

Hahahahahahah
I got:
I scream, You scream, We all scream
for Wela

Mmmm so let's just leave it at that, no need fo another slogan I'd say. It kinda feels waaaay to good, although personaly I'd replace the 'for' with 'because of'
Thanks for the nice link Ebby you're a shiny girl (yes I read your 'I'm not a guy' thread too), hey on the cheek see? I'm a nice girl too

What can Jaynestown do for you?

The best Junk Science man can get.

It's a new Sloganizer everyday.

Did somebody say Random?

Okay, off to more fun...

This one's odd...

Look, ma, no River!

Anytime, anyplace, Simon. So he's a house-call doctor?

It's a Mal adventure.

Don't live a little, live a Zoe Okay then...

Washing Machines live longer with Wash. Now what the guay does that mean?

I liked the Book so much, I bought the company! or Just what the Book ordered.

Inara born and bred.

The Kaylee sign means happy motoring.

Something special in every Serenity.

Now, for the 10 characters.

Okay, this was too spooky. I think it should become the new slogan for Fox or reality TV. (oops, wait is there a difference?)

"It's not TV. It's Blue Sun."

Ok one more:

Live in Your Reavers, Play in Ours.

and

Reavers is so Bracing.

And a great one to finish on:

Watch Out, There's a Reavers About.

Ok this one's the best:

'A Day Without Joss Whedon is Like a Day Without Sunshine.'

So true.

I'm a bit worried about some of the rest of these (if any of these are construed as dodgy I apologise wasn't me who did it (it was reavers):

You Can't Top a Heb.

Heather - Australian for Beer. (My name - cool)

You Can Really Taste The Shiny!

Mum's Gone to Nathan Fillion.

To Our Members, We're The Fourth Nathan Fillion. (huh?)

For Mash, Get Joss. (huh?)

It Could Be Joss.
Get Joss or Get Out.
I'm a Secret Joss Drinker.
Good Joss Whedon Has Danish Written All Over It.
Cleans Right Round The Spike.
Fast Spike and Good for You.
Nothing Sucks Like A Mal. (?!!!)
What Can Mal Do For You?
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Mal.
Don't Get Mad, Get Mal. - (I like this one.)
A Mal's Too Wet Without One
Does the Hard Malcom, So You Don't Have To.
Solutions For a Small Malcom.
Behold the Power of Malcom.
P-P-P-Pick Up A Malcom.

Ok I think I should stop now. I have homework to do.

Ok, I got:

"There's More Than One Way To Eat A Sheperd Book."

"I Liked The The Academy So Much, I Bought The Company!"

and

"Do The Hands Of Blue"

ANd for my name (as if anyone cares):
"The Carla That Likes To Say Yes."
"You're Never Alone with a Carla."

It's different in a Firefly.

The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Kaylee.

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Tight Pants?

and

Have Tight Pants Your Way.

"The server's currently getting heavy traffic; bear with us."

heh.

I like...

My Anti-Drug is Firefly

Would you give someone your last Firefly?

I'm not just the Firefly, I'm a member

Want to get ahead, get a Firefly

Don't just Book it, Firefly it

Get in my Firefly

GET FIREFLY OR GET OUT!! That's sooo familiar...

It's different in a Firefly

Don't leave home without Firefly

Okay, last one, for Haken:
The Home of Firefly.

And the one I made up, that I like...
Walk in the way of Firefly.

Okay. I had to play too -- first hit =

Thank Firefly it's Friday.

then

Gotta Lotta Firefly

Then I had to do my girl Zoe, and No Lie, this is what I get the first try:

Time for a Sharp Zoe.

bwwaaa!!!
Ummm...is that the response to the statement 'Niska's holding Mal and Wash'?

followed by:
Taste the Zoe and
Probably the best Zoe in the world

Time to stop

Okay. I had to play too -- first hit =

Thank Firefly it's Friday.

then

Gotta Lotta Firefly

Then I had to do my girl Zoe, and No Lie, this is what I get the first try:

Time for a Sharp Zoe.

bwwaaa!!!
Ummm...is that the response to the statement 'Niska's holding Mal and Wash'?

followed by:
Taste the Zoe and
Probably the best Zoe in the world

Time to stop

Wow.

I opened my e-mail today and there were 26 new messages, all from this thing.

I should seriously get an award.

I got:

"I'm cuckoo for Firefly!"

and

"A finger of Inara is just enough to give your kids a treat."

Eeeesh...

With A Name Like Inara, It Has To Be Good.
There's More Than One Way To Eat An Inara.
Can You Tell Inara From Butter?
Better Living Through Serenity.
Reach Out and Touch Serenity.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Serenity in Your Cup.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Serenity.
Is Saffron In You?
Nobody Does It Like Saffron.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Saffron?

thanks for the site!
because I'm feeling a bit egocentric I put in my name & got a winner:

The Coolest Embers on Ice.

(LOL)

OMG this is just scary;

"Don't Just Book It, Jayne Cobb It."

"Don't You Just Love Being In Blue Sun?"

"Blue Sun Is Good For You."

"Don't Live a Little, Live a Blue Sun."

"The Appliance of Blue Sun." (Do they mean the Hands of Blue Rods?)

"Come See the Softer Side of T G Shipping."

See the Stolen Alliance Goods, Feel the Shine.

Great Stolen Alliance Goods. Great Times.

"All You Need is a Vera and a Dream." (Sounds like a thought for the day)

After 20 minutes, I got bored again:

"Things Go Better with Penis."

and,

"Yo Quiero Boobs."

You can't make this stuff up, folks... "Nothin' says lovin' like Al Gore from the oven."

EVERY ONE a keeper!!!!

My antit-drug is Simon.

Firefly, and on, and on...

Think Haken.

We don't make Fox. We make Fox better.

Weeeeeee!

Ahem.

"Because So Much is Riding in Your Firefly."

Or,

"I Liked the Early So Much, I Bought the Company!"

Or, (less probable),

"A Different Kind of Company. A Different Kind of Quicksand."

(I can Dig it).

If you can believe it:

"Get in the Joss Whedon habit!"

I got "Firefly Comes to Those Who Wait," too! Very cool. Also, "Because I'm worth Firefly." And a very Simon-y "We don't make hamsters. We make hamsters better." And "Not So Much is our middle name."

OK, I'm afraid to try this a second time. No use tempting fate after perfection. I clicked the link and received: "Firefly Saves Your Soul."
Amen.

"Its Companion Time"

"Corpsify is our middle name."

Thanks so much for the break from finals.

"I'd like to buy the world a Mal"

"Every Mal helps"

"Tense, Nervous, Companion?"

"You deserve a Serenity today"

must stop now --- this is way too addictive

Life should taste as good as a Firefly

"we're serious about Firefly."

hmm, i don't know if i should really post this, but it told me:

"silly rabbit, Cap'n Tightpants is for kids!"

a little safer is "nobody better lay a finger on my Cap'n Tightpants!"

but my personal favorite was "Any time, any place, Cap'n Tightpants!"

The first time I clicked the link I got "How many licks dos it take to get to the center of a Firefly?" Only Early knows.

Hmm. I got "Hi-larious: The other white meat!" Now what the hell does that mean?