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Message from god! Everybody HAS to read this.
Monday, May 10, 2004

Ok. This is easily the coolest thing that has happened to me all freaken week!

I found out about this website http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Firefly where you type in any word, and it gives you a slogan.

i did a few things with my name (8 out of 10 surveyed say their cats prefer ebo, thank ebo its friday. Can you tell the differnce between ebo and butter?) and some other random words. I thought this was pretty cool, and this little blog thing was supposed to be a little kick to this cool site. Go here if you wanna kill time sort of thing. So i put 'firefly' in that little box, waited the ten seconds and got:

Firefly Comes to Those Who Wait.

My hand to god that is what happend. A message from god? A fluke? Me having waaaaay to much free time on my hands?

I'll let you decide.

COMMENTS

Saturday, May 22, 2004 1:06 PM

WHOODAHN


Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Whoo Dahn Knows for Sure.

Friday, May 21, 2004 10:44 PM

WELA


Ohhh and this one:
'Come meet the softer side of Jayne'

Now HOW shiny is that?

Friday, May 21, 2004 10:40 PM

WELA


Hahahahahahah
I got:
I scream, You scream, We all scream
for Wela

Mmmm so let's just leave it at that, no need fo another slogan I'd say. It kinda feels waaaay to good, although personaly I'd replace the 'for' with 'because of'
Thanks for the nice link Ebby you're a shiny girl (yes I read your 'I'm not a guy' thread too), hey on the cheek see? I'm a nice girl too

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:52 PM

TEELABROWN


What can Jaynestown do for you?

The best Junk Science man can get.

It's a new Sloganizer everyday.

Did somebody say Random?

Okay, off to more fun...

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:42 PM

TEELABROWN


This one's odd...

Look, ma, no River!

Anytime, anyplace, Simon. So he's a house-call doctor?

It's a Mal adventure.

Don't live a little, live a Zoe Okay then...

Washing Machines live longer with Wash. Now what the guay does that mean?

I liked the Book so much, I bought the company! or Just what the Book ordered.

Inara born and bred.

The Kaylee sign means happy motoring.

Something special in every Serenity.

Now, for the 10 characters.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004 3:01 PM

JEBBYPAL


Okay, this was too spooky. I think it should become the new slogan for Fox or reality TV. (oops, wait is there a difference?)

"It's not TV. It's Blue Sun."

Wednesday, May 12, 2004 11:26 AM

HEB


Ok one more:

Live in Your Reavers, Play in Ours.

and

Reavers is so Bracing.

And a great one to finish on:

Watch Out, There's a Reavers About.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004 11:23 AM

HEB


Ok this one's the best:

'A Day Without Joss Whedon is Like a Day Without Sunshine.'

So true.

I'm a bit worried about some of the rest of these (if any of these are construed as dodgy I apologise wasn't me who did it (it was reavers):

You Can't Top a Heb.

Heather - Australian for Beer. (My name - cool)

You Can Really Taste The Shiny!

Mum's Gone to Nathan Fillion.

To Our Members, We're The Fourth Nathan Fillion. (huh?)

For Mash, Get Joss. (huh?)

It Could Be Joss.
Get Joss or Get Out.
I'm a Secret Joss Drinker.
Good Joss Whedon Has Danish Written All Over It.
Cleans Right Round The Spike.
Fast Spike and Good for You.
Nothing Sucks Like A Mal. (?!!!)
What Can Mal Do For You?
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Mal.
Don't Get Mad, Get Mal. - (I like this one.)
A Mal's Too Wet Without One
Does the Hard Malcom, So You Don't Have To.
Solutions For a Small Malcom.
Behold the Power of Malcom.
P-P-P-Pick Up A Malcom.

Ok I think I should stop now. I have homework to do.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004 12:56 AM

CARLATAM


Ok, I got:

"There's More Than One Way To Eat A Sheperd Book."

"I Liked The The Academy So Much, I Bought The Company!"

and

"Do The Hands Of Blue"

ANd for my name (as if anyone cares):
"The Carla That Likes To Say Yes."
"You're Never Alone with a Carla."

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 8:20 PM

DITB


It's different in a Firefly.

The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Kaylee.

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Tight Pants?

and

Have Tight Pants Your Way.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 3:39 PM

SHINY


"The server's currently getting heavy traffic; bear with us."

heh.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 3:31 PM

TEELABROWN


I like...

My Anti-Drug is Firefly

Would you give someone your last Firefly?

I'm not just the Firefly, I'm a member

Want to get ahead, get a Firefly

Don't just Book it, Firefly it

Get in my Firefly

GET FIREFLY OR GET OUT!! That's sooo familiar...

It's different in a Firefly

Don't leave home without Firefly

Okay, last one, for Haken:
The Home of Firefly.

And the one I made up, that I like...
Walk in the way of Firefly.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 1:17 PM

INSIGHT SPINNER


Okay. I had to play too -- first hit =

Thank Firefly it's Friday.

then

Gotta Lotta Firefly

Then I had to do my girl Zoe, and No Lie, this is what I get the first try:

Time for a Sharp Zoe.

bwwaaa!!!
Ummm...is that the response to the statement 'Niska's holding Mal and Wash'?

followed by:
Taste the Zoe and
Probably the best Zoe in the world

Time to stop

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 1:16 PM

INSIGHT SPINNER


Okay. I had to play too -- first hit =

Thank Firefly it's Friday.

then

Gotta Lotta Firefly

Then I had to do my girl Zoe, and No Lie, this is what I get the first try:

Time for a Sharp Zoe.

bwwaaa!!!
Ummm...is that the response to the statement 'Niska's holding Mal and Wash'?

followed by:
Taste the Zoe and
Probably the best Zoe in the world

Time to stop

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 12:54 PM

EBONEZER


Wow.

I opened my e-mail today and there were 26 new messages, all from this thing.

I should seriously get an award.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 12:34 PM

GRRARGG


I got:

"I'm cuckoo for Firefly!"

and

"A finger of Inara is just enough to give your kids a treat."

Eeeesh...

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 10:52 AM

MINDSEYE


With A Name Like Inara, It Has To Be Good.
There's More Than One Way To Eat An Inara.
Can You Tell Inara From Butter?
Better Living Through Serenity.
Reach Out and Touch Serenity.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Serenity in Your Cup.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Serenity.
Is Saffron In You?
Nobody Does It Like Saffron.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Saffron?

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 8:53 AM

EMBERS


thanks for the site!
because I'm feeling a bit egocentric I put in my name & got a winner:

The Coolest Embers on Ice.

(LOL)

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 8:35 AM

GUNRUNNER


OMG this is just scary;

"Don't Just Book It, Jayne Cobb It."

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 8:33 AM

GUNRUNNER


"Don't You Just Love Being In Blue Sun?"

"Blue Sun Is Good For You."

"Don't Live a Little, Live a Blue Sun."

"The Appliance of Blue Sun." (Do they mean the Hands of Blue Rods?)

"Come See the Softer Side of T G Shipping."

See the Stolen Alliance Goods, Feel the Shine.

Great Stolen Alliance Goods. Great Times.

"All You Need is a Vera and a Dream." (Sounds like a thought for the day)

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 8:28 AM

QUICKSAND


After 20 minutes, I got bored again:

"Things Go Better with Penis."

and,

"Yo Quiero Boobs."

You can't make this stuff up, folks... "Nothin' says lovin' like Al Gore from the oven."

EVERY ONE a keeper!!!!

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 8:24 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


My antit-drug is Simon.

Firefly, and on, and on...

Think Haken.

We don't make Fox. We make Fox better.

Weeeeeee!

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 7:56 AM

QUICKSAND


Ahem.

"Because So Much is Riding in Your Firefly."

Or,

"I Liked the Early So Much, I Bought the Company!"

Or, (less probable),

"A Different Kind of Company. A Different Kind of Quicksand."

(I can Dig it).

If you can believe it:

"Get in the Joss Whedon habit!"

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 7:14 AM

DELIA


I got "Firefly Comes to Those Who Wait," too! Very cool. Also, "Because I'm worth Firefly." And a very Simon-y "We don't make hamsters. We make hamsters better." And "Not So Much is our middle name."

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 7:12 AM

JADEHAND


OK, I'm afraid to try this a second time. No use tempting fate after perfection. I clicked the link and received: "Firefly Saves Your Soul."
Amen.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 6:45 AM

JAHZARA


"Its Companion Time"

"Corpsify is our middle name."

Thanks so much for the break from finals.

Monday, May 10, 2004 6:11 PM

JEBBYPAL


"I'd like to buy the world a Mal"

"Every Mal helps"

"Tense, Nervous, Companion?"

"You deserve a Serenity today"

must stop now --- this is way too addictive

Monday, May 10, 2004 6:07 PM

JEBBYPAL


Life should taste as good as a Firefly

Monday, May 10, 2004 5:31 PM

BARCLAY


"we're serious about Firefly."

Monday, May 10, 2004 4:55 PM

DITB


hmm, i don't know if i should really post this, but it told me:

"silly rabbit, Cap'n Tightpants is for kids!"

a little safer is "nobody better lay a finger on my Cap'n Tightpants!"

but my personal favorite was "Any time, any place, Cap'n Tightpants!"

Monday, May 10, 2004 3:20 PM

DRACOS


The first time I clicked the link I got "How many licks dos it take to get to the center of a Firefly?" Only Early knows.

Monday, May 10, 2004 3:17 PM

DRACOS


Hmm. I got "Hi-larious: The other white meat!" Now what the hell does that mean?


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