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I feel betrayed by my country...
Wednesday, May 10, 2006

I had something brought to my attention recently and it riles me...

Subject: Hi-School - Certificate of Completion

The "Certificate of Completion or Attendance" that is being
offered in lieu of high school diplomas, is a part of Bush's "No Child Left
Behind". This is how it works:

It is for students who are unable to pass both the Language Arts
and Math portions of the 10th grade ISTEP. Students must take the same
10th grade test over in the 11th and 12th grades until they pass both
portions. If they are unable to pass the 10th grade test by the
12th grade then they have two options:

1. Drop out and go to a GED program or,
2. Accept a "Certificate of Completion" - it is NOT a diploma.
Once a student accepts it, they cannot ever get a diploma or a GED.
A certificate of completion means that a student can never (as long as they
live):

1. go to the armed services
2. go to college
3. go to trade school
4. go to journeyman's school
5. go to beauty school
6. go to culinary arts school
7. get a federal loan in their lifetime

This is the portion of NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND (2001) that Bush
slipped in during the 2004 revision of the NCLB bill. It has not been
publicized. At a high school in Indiana, in 2005, there were 87
seniors in the graduation class. Five got diplomas and 82 got
"Certificates of Completion".

This is being referred to as the "Paper Plantation". It is better for
students to drop out and get into a GED program so they may
seek other forms of education, later in life, if they desire to do
so.


A "Certificate of Completion"??????
ARE YOU #%$#@$#%$%$#@$% KIDDING ME??????????

For years...YEARS...I resisted calling myself a 'teacher'. I was a Drill Instructor, I told myself. I don't teach.

Recently, thanks to my supportive teammates and the nurturing and gentle (and sometimes less-than-gentle) guidance of my administrators, I realize that I AM a teacher.

I don't teach Math, but occasionally, I remember something from middle school that 'clicks' with a student better than the method being taught in the classroom.

I don't teach Science, but on occasion, I remember a nifty experiment that I'm able to duplicate in order to make the Science teacher's job a bit more interesting.

I don't teach Language Arts, but my passion for reading...particularly poetry and Shakespeare, I've been able to pass on to many of the students of my school. Do you have any idea how it feels to have a young man who has spent most of his middle school years trying as hard as he can to 'perpetrate a pimp', or stay thugged out', come to me with a LOVE POEM for his girl, and ask me to help him re-write it? And to be able to pull down my book of Sonnets from Shakespeare, going through them with him until we find one he likes?

I don't teach Social Studies, but the Military has sent me all over the world, and I've experienced every side of many cultures, good and bad.
Occasionally, my "war stories" to the kids help things 'click' with them in Social Studies class.

Guess what? I teach.

Here's the problem.

For every MINUTE I spend with some young man, digging through Shakespeare, so he can find a way to tell a young lady, "What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and you are the Sun!"...
Some no-talent CRIMINAL with nothing more to connect to his name other than he got SHOT NINE TIMES is spending HOURS telling this same young man to objectify and abuse the same women.

For every SECOND I spend adjusting some young man's collar, teaching him how to tie a necktie, telling him how James Brown and all the Motown brothers wore suits and ties on stage...it made them look neat and dignified...the audience took them seriously because they wore a suit to work...
Some LOSER is on television encouraging him to walk around with his pants around his arse, with gang colors displayed and gaudy, tacky chains around his neck.

The school I work at has a policy..."Discipline with Dignity". My goodness, it's frustrating to try to preserve the dignity of children who HAVE NO SENSE OF DIGNITY!!!!!

And now...our President...the man I swore to serve and protect...the very representative of our Nation...
He has basically told students, "It's okay if you're dumb. It's okay if you're lazy. Or heck...maybe you have a legitimate learning disabilty, and your parents are TOO SCREWED UP TO HELP US...we'll just make you occupy space in a classroom for a few years, and then send you on your way."

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
HOW THE HECK ARE THEY NOT LEFT BEHIND, IF WE DON'T MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR THEM TO KEEP UP?????

Do you know how many times I've sat in a conference room and had to literally bite my tongue to keep from telling a parent, "HOLY COW! I'VE DISCOVERED YOUR CHILD'S PROBLEM!!! HIS PARENTS AREN'T WORTH A CRAP!"

Calm down, boss...I love my job too much to ever do that.

PARENTS...PLEASE!!! When I went off to Afghanistan, I thought I was saving the world. When I came back from Afghanistan, I realized that there are forces in this country that are working as hard as they can to make it NOT WORTH SAVING!!! You want to know why the rest of the world hates us? TURN ON THE TV!!!!

Teach your children. TEACH YOUR CHILDREN! DISCIPLINE THEM! READ WITH THEM! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THEY WATCH ON TV!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHERE THEY GO ON THE INTERNET!!! PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAMES THEY PLAY ON THEIR PLAYSTATIONS, XBOXES AND NINTENDOS!!!

Please, we TEACHERS are all alone out here sometimes!!! We can't do it without you parents!!!



All 50 states have "Certificates of Completion or Attendance".

Please pass this information along to EVERYONE you know who has
school age children. Clergy, please preach it from the pulpits. Our
people MUST know this information. Thank you & stay blessed

COMMENTS

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 5:57 AM

MSG


I'm a teacher too. I teach special education and my children were left behind a long time ago. This insane little legislative piece says that only 1% of special ed is exempt from the grade level test. My students live in poverty and at best have one marginally competent parent. Most of them are being raised by people who shouldn't have been allowed to babysit let a lone have a child. For example I have a student who is late and exhausted for school because his father wakes him up late at night to play games with him. The father is usually drunk and just wants company and gives no thought to how hard the student already struggles to learn without sleep deprivation. I am somehow ( thanks to this law) expected to compensate for extraordinarily poor parenting, brain injury, learning disabilities, previous teachers, poverty, abuse, and a multitude of other problems. I am supposed to teach them respect, consideration for others, self discipline, higher order thinking skills, and to read, write, and calculate on grade level. All in 45 minutes a day and if I can't fix all these problems by the end of the year, a newspaper report will be published listing me as a failing teacher to shame me in to working harder and better. I work 70-75 hours a week for an average of $3 an hour. My students have my home number and call it regularly when they need help and comfort. I spend between $1000-$1500 a year on food for the students who have none, clothes for those who have none, supplies for the class, books, and materials to supplement. All to watch my students recieve those pretty certificates of completion because their learning disability and severe home problems make it nearly impossible to pass the test. I think the law should reall y be renamed for what it is. NO WHITE MIDDLE CLASS VOTING DEMOGRAPHIC CHILD LEFT BEHIND

Friday, May 12, 2006 10:07 PM

KAREL


"Democracy requires an educated public." I was told that by one of those so-called "liberal" professors back in the 80s.

The class was called "The Philosophy of Rhetoric". Scary, and getting scarier with every passing year. Talk about an education...

(Thanks for spreading the word, Static)

Friday, May 12, 2006 6:18 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Good Christ! This is just the height of sheer idiocy! What in the Hell are those individuals with "Certificates of Completion" supposed to do if they can't attempt college or university, service the armed forces, take out loans or do anything important or required in everyday life? And here I thought my home province of Ontario's decision to can OAC (Ontario Academic Credits, or a 5th year of high school designed to prepare a student for university through "university-level courses for all you Yanks) was the cat's meow of brain dead acts....

Preach on Static! The Signal must go out on this horrific act!

BEB

Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:59 AM

13


As a concerned and intensely pissed off Canadian eight-grader, I would really like to know if such an act will ever be put forth by Harper, or if there is even the slightest possibility that it could happen in my beloved country, in my province?

WHAT THE HELL!??

Thursday, May 11, 2006 9:58 AM

TAYEATRA


A round of applause for the browncoat who's bringing this to people's attention.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 7:49 PM

SASSALICIOUS


Wow. Just wow. I already knew that NCLB was just about the lamest piece of legislation in recent days, but I had no idea it was this horrendous.

There is a No Child Left Behind Act in the RWED section. Perhaps we should revive it?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 7:03 PM

MAGHAFFAR


I hear yah, Static... I sometimes say I was educated despite the school system -- not because of it.

But don't underestimate the few quality, caring moments you spend with your students. A single moment can and often will be remembered for a lifetime. I still remember a kind moment a coach spent with me over a toy brontosaurus in elemntary school where some kids were teasing me cuz I liked playing with it (I was a Wash before there was a Wash)... I even remember the dinosaur's name : Gus. And how that coach spent a few kind moments with me telling me it was OK to have a toy dinosaur.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 6:20 PM

SIGMANUNKI


Wow, no option? That's... well... huh.

But, posting this in the RWD section would certainly get it to a wider audience. I really think that this needs to be spread.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 5:43 PM

JORJAREYNOLDS


Wow, I understand totally, I was taught the right way but I see so many young kids, even people my age act with out pride and respect, I live in Australia and beleive me its not just America that's experiencing this problem, its a worldwide epidemic that needs to be cured now before the world explodes into chaos.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 5:38 PM

COPILOT


I think my mind just broke. Is that actually true? I must go investigate.


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